I was over at The Sealed Bean, a combination headlight-enthusiast bar and chili hut, enjoying a pair of mugs filled with almost indistinguishable dark near-liquids, one with Guinness, one with their special black bean “sippin’ chili.” While double-fisting my dinner, I couldn’t help but eavesdrop on the couple seated at the bar next to me, which seemed to be a first date. The guy was talking very loudly and nearly nonstop, pausing only to loudly slurp more chili into his mouth through a 2″ diameter chili straw.
The guy was a hardcore headlight fetishist, and was attempting to regale his date with a vigorous and relentless mansplanation of the theories about “triclops cars” – that is, cars with three headlamps. I recognized his date from some talks she had given at the Glowing Orb Headlight Lounge a few weeks back about “town lights” and parking lights. I think she was humoring the guy, because I’m pretty sure she knows her headlights.


But, maybe not everyone does! So, if you’d like, I’ll encapsulate the basics of what this guy was droning on and on about. It’s pretty simple, really, and I think he was vastly overcomplicating it to seem smarter.

Fundamentally, here’s the thing: there aren’t many cars that came from the factory with three headlamps –hence the “triclops” name. And, of these cars that did come with three headlights, there are two main categories these triclopses can fall into – though I would also like to propose a very rare third kind as well.
Let’s look at the first category, which is quite rare: the trio of equals. That means these triclopses have three headlights of equal size and brightness, like that Tatra T 603-1 up above there. The initial run of 603s had a three-headlight setup like you see there. Tatra had been using three headlight designs for quite a while, starting with the T77 of the 1930s:

Then, there was the Tatra T87 of the ’40s and into the ’50s, which also had a middle headlight:

I think the most famous example of a triple-headlight setup, though, has to be the Tucker 48, which had a central headlight that turned with the steering wheel:

There may be a few more examples of these, but there’s not terribly many. Slightly more common – though still by no means common-common, are the second type of triclops, where the central lamp is not exactly a full headlight: it’s a smaller driving or foglamp, meant to assist the headlights, but not exactly an equal.
That Fiat 1100 at the top of the article is an example of this, as is the Fiat 1400 B:

You can see the brochure calls it an “antifog lamp.” This was a factory central light, just not the same as the headlights.
Panhard did something very similar with their Dyna Z:

See the rectangular-oblong light there in the middle of the bumper/grille area?

That was more of an auxiliary driving/fog lamp, like the Fiat. They are really cool, though. A more recent example of this, and far more crappy, was the Zap Xebra, a fairly crappy little three-wheeled electric car that came to the US in 2006 and only lasted until 2009.

The little car was made by the Quingqi Group Motorcycle Co. of China, which, after two brake recalls, was ordered by NHTSA to buy back all 700 2008 model year Xebras because of the faulty brakes. Still, it did have a little central driving lamp!
Maybe the best-known example of this type of Triclops in America are 1980s Subarus that had the optional “passing lamp,” better known as the “cyclops eye”:
I always liked those.
Okay, so our two basic categories of triclopses are Three Equal Headlights, Two Equals and One Lesser, and while that covers most of them, I think there is still one category that needs to be mentioned. It’s by far the rarest, especially because I think modern lighting regulations make it illegal. But it’s this:

One large, primary headlamp, and two smaller auxiliary lamps! I think most cars with this layout were likely made before 1950 or so, but they are a thing, like on this incredible 1948 Talbot-Lago T26 Grand Sport Figoni Fastback Coupé David and I saw at Pebble Beach.
We actually did a little video about this car that remains one of my favorite videos we’ve done:
You have to watch to the end, trust me.
Anyway, I wonder how the rest of the date went?
Ok, the “2 inch diameter chili straw” got me good, mostly because I visualized what that would look like… I hope most of the patrons of the Sealed Bean have double-jointed jaws! XD
All the chili straws I have are about 1/2 inches in diameter, and two inches seems a little short for the length.
What? No Rover 75?
i like how you one-upped your imaginary headlight guru by adding on a third triclops category to his two.
The date ended with them going back to her place where he got a little handsy with her indicators so she went full Lucas on him.
Sippin’ chili sounds pretty good, but it’s hard to beat the Wild Turkey with a gravy back they serve at The Automatic (which is definitely a something-enthusiast bar, but I can’t say what exactly.)
What? No Rover 75????
Those Tatras are so beautiful. They approach near-Citroën-DS levels of weird coolness.
Here’s something for the second date: The 1969 Dodge Polara/Monaco models optioned with the “Super-Lite” would fall into the second category, but exist in the ultrarare subclass of pentaclops cars.
The Dodge Super-Lite was mounted asymmetrically in the driver’s side grille, so i think the other triclops car would possibly consider it a deformed freak and forget to invite it to the annual pot-luck dinner on March 3rd of every year.
i’m curious whether the Mercury Sable and W-Body Grand Prix sedan with their center light bars would be considered part of the Triclops clan.
My father had one of those Polaras. Another oddity was that his came with large stickers on the sides that said DRIVER EDUCATION. He didn’t teach driving, but the car was on the dealer’s lot and they gave him a discount. It was a couple of weeks before the dealer could fit him in to remove the stickers. It caused confusion in the neighborhood.
And, of course the Super Lite would be a fifth light since there were normally two pairs. So is it a pentaclopse? A quintaclopse?
I recognize that proper chili is too chunky for even a boba straw, but jesus, a two-inch bore would require inhaling your dinner directly into your lungs.
There’s no doubt she knew her headlights. I’m equally sure that at the end of the date he didn’t know anything more about her headlights.
Stupid jokes aside, European designs like the Tatra and Panhard had a quirky sense of style that contemporaneous American excess in design and visual overkill just couldn’t match. People like Virgil Exner may be rightfully lauded for their influence, but I hope you will forgive my spicy take that American auto styling, particularly from about ’58 to ’62 or so, was generally a disaster.
Late Gen-X. I prefer the late ’60s early ’70s Coke bottle/fuselage style by far.
I will take issue with that. Even tho I was a dyed-in-the-wool Ford guy back then, there’s something about a ’61 Impala Bubble Roof that stirred me. That is one good looking automobile.
The only reasonably comparable feelings I can cite are my current thoughts about “sippin’ chili”….
The Panhard dashboard and steering wheel belong in a museum.
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/Ack8r9eDl6llnse0D-zhM-sn28l5Lm4u_g9h_j2Th_I6J2jDCNGhcTs/
I’m having flashbacks to the bar scene in Total Recall for some reason…
i was thinking about the movie Paul for the same reason.
I love design details like that little floating bit of grille on the Panhard (sepia toned image). So cool.
Is that a turn indicator, or are you just happy to see me?
I think the Austin A90 Atlantic is another one of the second type, with the smaller auxiliary central light
Bringing back the triclops headlight set-up may be a good design replacement concept for EVs that don’t need a grill and ICE vehicles that need less functional grill space than they did in the past.
I can think of several European cars that were fitted with single auxiliary lamps, dealer accessory or aftermarket. Generators of the day mostly put out 35 amps, and a pair of 55 watt auxiliary lamps would overtax the charging system.
A really neat example was the Volvo 123GT, which *appeared* to have a pair of auxiliary lamps, but one was a fog beam and the other was a drive beam, and – if fitted and wired correctly – you couldn’t turn both on at the same time.
We need to complicate this more with another categorization: Linear (Tatra, Tucker) or isosceles (everything else).
My first car was an ’82 Subaru GL sedan. I wanted one of the 4×4 wagons with the passing light sooooo bad! One of my cousins had one, I was very jealous.
Those were very, very odd cars in so many ways. As left-brain as Citroens and Saabs really.
Someone please sell a poster sized version of that T87 with the big swoopy yellow Tatra at the bottom, I would frame that and put it up in my garage immediately
Seconded.
I’d also nominate the exceedingly rare Dodge Super-Lite, only available for two years on Polaras and Monacos: https://www.hagerty.com/media/maintenance-and-tech/space-age-dodge-super-lite/
Edit: Though that would make it a “quint-clops,” I guess …
I came here to lambast Jason for not including this amazing fourth category, the offset third light.
Torch, just how watery is Carolina chili?!?
It’s more watery coming out.
So on a 1967 Shelby GT350, are the twin headlights/fog lights in the center of the grill close enough together to warrant a triclops distinction? Maybe they’re faux-clops?
I always thought they kinda looked like nostrils
In the immortal words of John Lennon, it is a bi-cyclops.
https://clip.cafe/yellow-submarine-1968/theres-a-cyclops-cant-be-hes-got-two-eyes/
Legally speaking the Xap’s center headlight was its primary one, since it was certified as a motorcycle and therefore required to have a central headlight.
The picture shows an early, fiberglass body model which has a completely vertical trunk lid with off the shelf trailer taillights below it. The recalled model had a steel body with a hatchback and real-car looking rear light clusters. What it didn’t have was any brake upgrades from the earlier, much lighter plastic one, hence the recall/buyback.
Speaking as the former owner of a 2007 Xap Xebra I must say that (1) I regret nothing and (2) you are correct on all points.
One of those two numbered statements is true. As a hint, it’s the second one.
If you want to get away from the first date crowds at The Sealed Bean, go around the side of the building and down the stairs to their speakeasy Padiddle. A single knock is the passcode for admittance.
I think you’re forgetting the first rule about Padiddle…
That’s Fight Club. The first rule of Padiddle is to blurt it out immediately before someone else does.
I knew I had those confused! So similar…
How would you categorize modern trucks and SUVs that have a factory light bar installed in the grille? I’m thinking of Toyota’s TRD line specifically, but I’m sure there are others as well.
You mean the front-heckblende?
Not quite. Think aftermarket off-road light bar, but factory installed in the grille.
I feel like aftermarket light bars would need to be a completely separate category – depending on what you count, this Jeep could be a triclops, quadriclops, pentaclops, octoclops…
Now I think about it, is the Rivian R1 a pentaclops car? I don’t know if the light bar pumps out enough lumens to count as a separate headlight or not…
Now that I think about it, the Cybertruck’s could be considered a unibrow.