These Car-Related Food Jokes Will Make You Hungry: COTD

It’s the end of the day in America, which means many of you will be consuming dinner, if you haven’t already. Before you fire up that stove, read these comments. Let these food comments on a car site get your stomach rumbling.

Matt wrote a Morning Dump that contained a story about the LEPAS L8 Chinese crossover that looks vaguely like a Jaguar and will be sold in the UK. Urban Runabout:

“LEPAS, which combines “Leopard”, “Leap” and “Passion”, has been created to….”

…replace Jaguar.

It even looks like a Jaguar.

Strangek:

Ah yes. JAGUAR, which combines “Jackal”, “Guacamole”, and “Arby’s”…

I wrote about the weird progress of the Donut Lab solid-state battery. Carbon Fiber Sasquatch:

This would be a Cruller joke if it’s fake but I know a lot of OEMs will be Jelly if it’s real. Maybe this weird marketing drip is to have the public Glaze over some of the shortcomings or the marketing team is trying to Fritter away some free advertising.

Gubbin:

Call me Old Fashioned, but while I’m glad to see these issues Raised, playing fast and loose with the truth is just the Devil’s Food.

Jason wrote about Toyota’s only production vehicle with a “Midgate,” the bB. James McHenry:

Never before has something with so many hinges seemed quite so unhinged.

Hoonicus:

Bring it on home to me. bB King ranch edition.

Brian wrote about how Ford recalled the Explorer over failed toe links, which could cause a rear wheel to turn. Sid Bridge:

Just slap some Firestone tires on there and good to go.

Mrbrown89:

Add some takata airbags to make sure you rest for good.

TheDrunkenWrench:

*Ralph Nader stare*.

Have a great evening, everyone!

Top graphic image: Arby’s