It’s Friday! According to my math, that means this is either the end of the conventional work week or it’s Avogadro’s number, depending on whether or not I remembered to carry the two. Whatever it is, the point is that today should be a lighthearted day of joy, so to that end, let’s do what needs to be done and look at a few pictures of Fiat 500s, one of the most lighthearted cars known to humankind.
All of these images are from Stellantis’ heritage press site, which I hadn’t realized was crammed full of so many good old pictures; their PR people don’t make a big deal about this stuff, though they should. I know Fiat sells a modern 500, so you’d think they’d want to leverage all of the concentrated, weapons-grade raw charm the original had. Seriously, if you have charm sensitivities, you should only look at these images through special charm-filtering lenses, or, if you don’t have any of those handy, you can make your own charm-blocking glasses by poking a couple of eyeholes into a copy of The Robb Report.


Anyway, let’s take look at some of these little 500s, starting with another shot of the rally-racing 500 seen in the top image:

Looks like our dour boys in little Number 21 did okay in the Liège-Brescia-Liège rally! That rally sounds kind of incredible, as it was a rally for cars with engines of 500cc or less! In that context, the 500 was one of the big boys! The rally was a grueling, non-stop event, and of the 29 cars that started, a field that included Zündapps, Citroëns, Isettas, Messerschmitts, and Berkeleys, among others, only 13 finished, and the winners were the two fellas up there, Arturo Brunetto from Italy and Alfredo Frieder from Argentina.
I really love the additional lighting added to that Cinquecento, especially the big central cyclops lamp.

That racing Fiat 500 from the Liège-Brescia-Liège rally was just a 500 Sport; the really fast 500s were Abarth ones, like the one above. These Abarths essentially doubled the basic 500’s power, taking it from 13 horsepower to a face-melting 26 hp! Well, the Sport one made 21.5 hp, but still, that’s a pretty incredible jump.

I’m guessing this was part of some launch stunt for the Nuova 500 in 1957, with all the matching cars and women and hats all lined up. I think there’s at least a dozen here, and it does make for a pretty striking display.

I like this image showing a behind-the-scenes shot of a brochure picture. I see these old brochure pictures all the time, but I don’t think I really processed just how much must have gone into producing these images. I’m especially stunned by those lights! Look at the size of those things – they’re almost as big as the Fiat itself!
There must be a big truck with a generator somewhere nearby, too. Is that a movie camera there? I was hoping I could find the commercial or film this scene may have been from, but so far no luck. I did find this fantastic old promo film, though!
Why is it so much fun to watch 500s zipping around and squeezing through traffic? It is, though.

This picture is interesting, too; it looks like this maybe was a little set from a car show, with a quick little streetscape set up with a grocery store, bakery, and perfumery, all of which would have served to emphasize how the 500 was often targeted to women buyers of the era.
I think all of these 500s are pretty early ones, 1957 to 1959 or so. You can tell by the suicide doors and the indicators placed on the fender sides, among other things.
Man, I love these things!
Yay!
The other thing you can tell about these cars is that none of them have ever been driven by an Italian because there’s no body damage
I feel an urge to stick a Cyclops driving light on our modern Fiat 500 for the lulz. Since it’s a basic Pop there’s probably a switch blank somewhere
Great find about Stellantis’s heritage press site.
And here’s the iconic yellow 500 as driven by Lupin III in the 1979 film Lupin III: the Castle of Cagliostro (Hayao Miyazaki’s first film as director)
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And a good few years ago (around 2006!) Top Gear magazine conducted a poll to determine the sexiest cars and the Fiat 500 won the top spot; here’s what they had to say:
“Everyone, from strapping blokes to fainting flowers of womanhood, looks sexually charged behind its wheel […] It works irrespective of age, beauty, wealth and position; even a nun in a 500 seems to telegraph a faint tingle of the procreative urge.”
That was my big introduction to anime! Ehat great memories
When I was a kid our next door neighbor had a Fiat 500 he used to commute to Washington DC from our Virginia suburb, They had a ’58 Chevy station wagon for family use. Meanwhile, we had a Renault Dauphine for Mom to drive to her teaching job while Dad took the older, but higher status, Chrysler to work in DC. Old traditional gender roles at our house.
Still want one of these. Was stationed in Italy for several years. Had many different cars, never a 500….
Wow – different eras. That rally driver is wearing a damn shirt and tie, his navigator has a nice turtleneck sweater. Win the race, then pop over to the 5 star hotel bar for dinner and a few (many?) drinks. Maybe with the wreath ladies.
Back when bathing suits were suits!
Now sweat pants and ball caps are formal wear.
I try to tread a middle ground when out.
I’ll catch hell for this, but I’m sick of being in restaurants and looking at grown men dressed like 8 year old boys. Get out of here, stupid cloud!
If today is Avogadro’s number day, then Torch’s calendar starts some time before the big bang. He obviously knows something we don’t.
Darn, I’d hoped the photo with 500s and the women depicted some sort of promotional give away. Sure beats a toaster.
Avogadro? When talking Fiats it’s L’Avvocato’s Number, where a Nuova 500 is a unit of measurement.
Fiat 500 Friday! I love it. My first EV was a 2012 500e and it was responsible for getting me irretrievably hooked on EVs.
OK, I know it’s too early in the year, but here are some fun Avogadro’s number-related facts that I used to unload on my chemistry students on Avogadro’s Number day (technically at 06:02 on October 23rd):
I think I got Avogadro’s number at the DMV. Still waiting …
COTD!
My sole regret from my last trip to Rome was that I couldn’t convince my family to do one of those little group trips around the city in a drive-it-yourself vintage 500. Of course, looking at the traffic these days, I think some of that charm would be lost when you’re sitting crammed between massive behemoths like the VW Tiguan and Mercedes Sprinter.
Still, bucket list!
I rented a modern 500 when I was there in 2018, it was a joy to drive, and on-par with most of the other vehicles on city streets. I would totally do the classic 500 rental next time I’m in Rome!
Do it! I once did a self drive tour on Santorini Greece in a Jimney.
In Rome you’d be better served in something armored. Italians communicate their feelings to one another via rude hand gestures and cosmetic collisions
Easily the most Italian car.
I was once in the back of the tour bus of a nearly-famous band on the way to a gig in a mountain town in the Molise when we were overtaken on a hairpin by a Fiat 500. It was being driven by a young lady who was steering with her knees because she was simultaneously smoking and texting. It’s one of the more impressive feats of driver skill I have ever seen.
I will never say no to pics of classic Fiat 500s.
If I had FU money (and probably a nearby beach) I would absolutely purchase a Fiat 500 Jolly.
I will never not want one of these adorable things. My wife (who begrudgingly allows me to drive the kids around in an NA Miata) said no to it being used as a child taxi due to the age, likely reliability, and overall unsafeness of it so the classic is probably not an option, but I often think about trying to find a modern Abarth convertible version.
A 500 is as safe as a Vespa – always!
You’re not wrong there, but I don’t think I would be taking my 6 year old around on a Vespa either haha.
The modern Abarth is lovely! I’d honestly suggest the non-convertible if only because the tops are unreliable at this age, and when they break, they tend to break completely. Replacement tops are the cost of the entire car.
I’d say I’m more striking than lovely, but thank you!
The Toyota truck in the Avogadro’s number link is a beauty.
Yes I do love a 500!!! So much fun!
Why are the Autopian projects not something like a Fiat 500 or a classic Beetle? (the latter is just to make Adrian angry)
It’d be better than trying to make
fetchNissan happen.There is a Beetle project, they just aren’t working on it. Torch’s is still down for the count.
I think David inhereted a lifetime’s supply of turd polish.
There’s NO car that $7000 worth of PPF can’t fix!
Whatever happened to the Nash Metropolitan? I thought David was fixing it up for a buyer. Plus the cat Jeep ZJ….
Considering what they have planned for the Cross Cabriolet and what they did to Jason’s old but salvageable xB (which still was resurrected as a LeMons racer, IIRC), do you really think an innocent Cinquecento or Beetle (or Innocenti, for that matter) deserves such treatment?