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We Need To Discuss The Lemon Situation: Tales From The Slack

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Sid Bridge
Sid Bridge
25 seconds ago

My urologist has been on my case to have lemons in water every day and I just could never justify buying a lemon and finishing using it before it got all icky. Never thought about mainlining them. I just got this powder stuff to put in my drinks instead.

Ironically enough, I got a call from my urologist on the way to Lime Rock letting me know they wanted me to come in so they could remove a kidney stone that wasn’t making its way out. I let them know I wasn’t going to miss track day and I’ll come in next week, and between driving an old Subaru all the way to Connecticut, driving it on the track, driving to DC, then home, then playing a gig with my band the next night, wouldn’t you know that (not so) little stone made its way out without them having to do anything more unpleasant to me?

Also, not lost on the fact that I need to make sure I get plenty of citrus and I had a rock wiggling out of my kidney while I was at a place called “Lime Rock.”

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Disphenoidal
2 minutes ago

If nightmare fuel is what you seek, image search “dental erosion” and take a peek.

JurassicComanche25
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JurassicComanche25
8 minutes ago

With all these lemons, is it a party?

Jdoubledub
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Jdoubledub
42 minutes ago

I enjoy Lemonheads but eating an entire lemon for pleasure is batshit, but somehow on brand for Mercedes. I have a neighbor that does that and he is crazy pants.

If you are going to eat lemons make sure to follow it up with a sip of water and swish it around your teeth to neutralize the acid. I make sure to do that with coffee as well.

Stryker_T
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Stryker_T
47 minutes ago

I did not need to be reminded of that horrific lemon head demon.

Mighty Bagel
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Mighty Bagel
39 minutes ago
Reply to  Stryker_T

I second that. Can we please bury this article forever?

I don't hate manual transmissions
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I don't hate manual transmissions
2 minutes ago
Reply to  Mighty Bagel

Can we have Matt Photoshop that head onto the German factory worker photo he uses all the time in TMD?

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