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We Sent An Engineer To Check Out A Chinese Household-Appliance Company’s EV Rocket Car That Promises 0-60 in 0.9 Seconds. Here’s What He Found

Dreame Rockets

“RSVP: A New Benchmark in EV Performance + Autonomy” was the subject of the email from the Chinese household-appliance company, Dreame. In the email was a photo promising absolutely ludicrous performance — 0 to 100 km/h in 0.9 seconds.

“That’s impossible unless this is a rocket car,” I thought. Well, it turns out… it’s a rocket car. But also possibly a bullshit car that will never come to market or, at least, never come to the United States. We sent an engineer to check it out.

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Here’s some of the email The Autopian received from the team handling comms for Dreame, an appliance company that sells fancy (and from what I’ve heard, decent) hairdryers and vacuums and air purifiers at the well-known Century City Mall in Los Angeles, among other places:

On April 27 in San Francisco, Dreame, a brand known for its smart home appliances, will flip the script and unveil a new high-performance concept vehicle that pushes beyond conventional EV and autonomy benchmarks – both in acceleration and sensing capabilities.
We’re keeping full details under embargo until the event, but at a high level, the vehicle introduces:
  • A next-generation perception system designed to move beyond today’s LiDAR limitations
  • A new approach to vehicle performance architecture, achieving acceleration figures that are… not typical of production EVs
  • An integrated autonomy platform built for full-scenario driving, from urban navigation to advanced driverless capabilities
  • The session will also feature Sebastian Thrun, offering perspective on where mobility is heading next.

[…]

Attending media will also have the opportunity to connect on-site with Steve Wozniak and Dwyane Wade, who will be participating in additional sessions.

Hot damn. The Woz is going to be there! And Dwyane Wade, GOAT-James’ sidekick from his Miami heat days. Very cool.

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As the invitation was last minute at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco, we decided to send an engineer-reader. He’s currently at the event checking out the “Nebula NEXT 01 JET Edition,” which is presumably named for the jet of combustion gases coming from the rocket engines in the rear.

Here are some initial photos from our enginerd on the ground:   Img 3767  Img 3773

The thing looks snazzy! And given that China is way ahead of the U.S. when it comes to electric cars, you’d think this could be legit! Let’s check out the rockets in the back:

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Hot diggidy dog! That explains the claimed 0-100km/h time of 0.9 seconds.

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Our enginerd sent me some notes from the event:

  1. Brake by wire
  2. Ditches hydraulic fluid brakes
  3. Fully dry EMV brakes
  4. Battery: 550km range
  5. Solid state battery
  6. 450Wh/kg. Goal: 800Wh/kg
  7. “Metis” AI agent for each vehicle
  8. AI works with all other Dreame devices at your home
  9. Announced release of DHX1 LiDAR system

“This is much more about the AI interface than the vehicle itself. The proposed AI tech really is impressive (immersive — Each car will learn about its owner, including driving habits, routes, stops, it will intercept will all the Dreame suite they have in their home), but I doubt this car ever sees production in this form,” he told me, before showing me a green car, the Nebula Next 01, which was shown at CES this January.

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“Green one has full interior, Red one (rocket car) has black Lexan windows,” our Ti-89-toting foot-soldier told us in Slack. “Door handles are present.”
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“VERY interesting that with all the AI they talked about, the rear wing is fixed,” he said before our intrepid bullshit-detector got kicked off the stage.
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As for those rockets, he’s not feeling it. “These influencers,” our man sighed. “’The world’s first production concept car with rockets’ … wut. Nope. I can’t see anything that gives me the fizz. Not even logos on the calipers. These could easily be in the next F&F movie and then become peg warmer Hot Wheels at your local Walmart. Like … why put a carbon fiber surround on a rocket exhaust?”
“There are no gaps around the rockets. Everything has been blocked by plastic covers. Feels like horseshit … there are no air inlets, no air outlets, all grilles are decorative and are blocked off, red car has the rockets, and they have carbon fiber cases? No mention of fueling, cool down, etc. It doesn’t look to me like they’re real rockets, just that they’re fab’d to look like rockets … They’re saying they’re functional, but it’s hard to see how that’s possible given the presentation here.”

Then there’s the ride height.

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“They said it has electromechanical suspension. Why wouldn’t they lower it for a more aggressive look? Another feather in the BS hat.”

I could go either way on the ride height; I don’t think it looks too bad.

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From our engineer: “This perfectly explains this event. When was the last time any of you big shots got a brochure for AI lawnmowers at a reveal?”

Our frustrated engineer wanted more details, because that’s what engineers do. “They just went ‘it has two rockets that produce 100kN of thrust and propel the car to 100kph in 0.9s’ then nothing more about it. But TONS more info about the AI interface, lidar set up, etc … No mention of the motor specs, rocket specs, handling specs… the things that a certain subset of every automotive enthusiast cares about.”

There is this slide, for what it’s worth:

Rocket Slide

Our engineer says the car feels like a “red herring to get eyes on Dreame’s 3-day tech expo.” And that’s honestly kind of the vibe I got from the press release (see below), which is why I didn’t send any of our regular staffers, but rather someone local.

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That’s really this event in a nutshell. Dreame wants to show off its tech and get people talking about them, so they’ve got Steve Wozniak, Dwyane Wade, and all sorts of other celebs and influences and members of the media attending this three-day event, which is more about their AI capabilities and their core products than about the cars — core products like robotic pool cleaners, robotic lawn mowers, personal care air conditioner, wet dry vacuum, home vacuums, robot laundry, refrigerator, window cleaning robot, home environmental appliances, a “BIG ASS TV” (per our engineer), a fitness ring, a watch, smart glasses, phones, and more.

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Anyway, it does look like a fun time, and it looks like Dreame spared no expense.

Img 3811

Looks like an impressive venue, impressive names, and impressive AI-appliance plans, even if the new “Nebula NEXT 01 JET Edition” wasn’t particularly impressive, especially to an engineer asked to figure out how production-feasible the car is.

[Ed note: Those are nice-looking toothbrushes. I kinda wanna test drive one of those – MH]

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But hey, even if our enginerd isn’t feeling the car, what was his first press event like?

Img 3815 “The presentations are very nice and well thought out. I wouldn’t call it fancy, but purposeful,” he said…it was memorable for sure.”

What do I think? Well, I’ve attended a Faraday Future event, so I know what substanceless hype is, but Dreame is a real company, and Car News China makes it seem like there’s potential, writing:

On April 23, Dreame officials shared that they entered into a cooperation with the University of California, Berkley. It is a top-ranked public research university with a story dating back to 1868. The two sides will join their research resources to accelerate the development of AI-based vehicle autonomous control systems. Dreame has a long-term goal of creating an AI that is capable of controlling the entire car from perception and decision-making to chassis and powertrain.

[…]

On March 12, Dreame also revealed the Nebula Next 01X crossover with electromagnetic suspension and a range-extended powertrain option. Other features are two chips with a peak computing power of 2,000 TOPS and electric mechanical braking (EMB). It was said to begin mass production in 2027.

China is at the cutting edge of EV development, so even if these two concepts were just design-bucks, there’s a possibility that Dreame could either build them or simply use them to showcase tech they’ll sell to someone else.

Or they’re just complete vaporware there to get people talking about the brand. Who the heck knows.

All photos: The Autopian

 

 

 

 

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Erik Hancock
Erik Hancock
1 day ago

Hilarious. Those nozzles look like the sort of things a kid draws – a mishmash of a bunch of different technologies they don’t understand but that look badass. Those nozzles are not from a rocket, but from a jet engine. They’ve got variable-geometry “turkey feathers” that suggest afterburners as well as the tailcone that is typically part of the turbine assembly – as opposed to an actual rocket that is just a plain nozzle with no central suspended assembly.

Peter Vieira
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Peter Vieira
1 day ago
Reply to  Erik Hancock

Ha, I was thinking the same thing! Just like the jet engine in the 1989 Batmobile, that Bats somehow sits in the middle of.

Top Dead Center
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Top Dead Center
1 day ago
Reply to  Peter Vieira

…and shields that come out of nowhere

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
14 hours ago
Reply to  Erik Hancock

When I saw that picture, I commented in the Autopian Slack that I haven’t seen “rockets” that fake since I last saw a Batmobile prop car.

subsea_EV-VI
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subsea_EV-VI
1 day ago

For reference, this is what a 100kN thrust solid rocket motor looks like when firing:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ygr__tOf-Q

Good luck getting that homologated.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 day ago
Reply to  subsea_EV-VI

All I got was a scam infomercial from that link

subsea_EV-VI
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subsea_EV-VI
12 hours ago

Should be a direct link to “Skyroot’s Vikram-1 Mission Milestone: Kalam-100 Static Fire Test” on YouTube. Perhaps you got a shitty YouTube ad?

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
12 hours ago
Reply to  subsea_EV-VI

Imagine taking it in for a smog test. lol

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 day ago

“ It doesn’t look to me like they’re real rockets, just that they’re fab’d to look like rockets … They’re saying they’re functional, but it’s hard to see how that’s possible given the presentation here.”

Well that’s just because you don’t understand… they’re using the same rocket technology as was in the Oldsmobile Rocket 88.

AND DON’T TELL ME THAT CAR DIDN’T HAVE REAL ROCKETS IN IT!!!

MAX FRESH OFF
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MAX FRESH OFF
1 day ago

Exactly! Then explain why the “Turbo Rocket Fluid” used in the 1962–1963 Oldsmobile Jetfire is 50% methanol!

I_drive_a_truck
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I_drive_a_truck
1 day ago

Why is that girl trying to brush her hair with a toothbrush?

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 day ago

So, it looks like this will have enough thrust to jump the shark.

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
1 day ago

Cue Féng qi.

Zipn Zipn
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Zipn Zipn
1 day ago

“The Darwin Awards – The Next Chapter”

It’s an urban legend that The Darwin Award (given to the person who finds the most creative way to remove themselves from the gene pool) was originally started when someone thought it would be a good idea to strap some ‘borrowed” JATO solid rocket engine boosters to their sedan and go for a speed run in the desert.

The driver began his run, building up speed, and then he hit the button….

…the JATOs, Jet-Assisted Take-Off solid rocket boosters are used by the air force to help those large transports and old bombers get off the ground, those JATO rocket motors ignited and instead of just giving the driver a nice little extra kick, instead shot the car forward, well, like a rocket leaving a trail of rubber as the driver locked up the brakes in a futile attempt to slow down. Instead, the car got itself some air, become fully airborne and wound up as a smoking smudge on a nearby mountain side, thus honoring the driver the as the first winner of a coveted Darwin Award, awarded posthumously, obviously.

I’d love to see real solid rockets ignite on this thing and I’d enjoy to spectacle, Once lit, you can’t turn them off nor throttle them back. They run until they’re spent. Hopefully, like the original Darwin Award recipient, they are alone so if this were a real thing, it wouldn’t take anyone else out on its way to disaster.

Too bad (or maybe it’s good) that this rocket car is absolute BS.

Last edited 1 day ago by Zipn Zipn
JunkerDave
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JunkerDave
1 day ago
Reply to  Zipn Zipn

Ok, so there would be some issues using them. But wouldn’t it be nice to have when somebody is tailgating, and you could melt the front of their vehicle off?

Todd Beauchamp
Todd Beauchamp
1 day ago

Soild Rocket Booster ? As in you can’t refuel it ?

A solid rocket booster (SRB) is a high-thrust, reliable propulsion system that uses solid propellant—typically a mixture of ammonium perchlorate, aluminum powder, and a binder—to provide primary lifting power during the first two minutes of flight. Unlike liquid engines, they cannot be throttled or shut down once ignited.

Can’t be shut down….. Oh this keeps getting better and better…

JP15
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JP15
1 day ago
Reply to  Todd Beauchamp

Yep, I caught that too, haha. So basically, they watched the Mythbusters JATO rocket car episodes and said, “yeah let’s do that but it also has AI”.

A rocket on a car that makes full power until its fuel is expended. What could go wrong?

Angel "the Cobra" Martin
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Angel "the Cobra" Martin
1 day ago
Reply to  JP15

What is surprising isn’t the fact that this is total BS, but that they don’t know enough to fake it with some semblance of realism.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 day ago
Reply to  JP15

Maybe it has small capsules of solid rocket propellent that works like 6 individual small boosts like nitrous but small separate doses.

JP15
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JP15
14 hours ago

I think you’re being way too generous with their logic, haha.

Even if that were the case, the “rocket nozzles” on the back of the car are all wrong for solid boosters. They’re wrong for liquid fueled rockets too, but especially wrong for solid fuel.

Top Dead Center
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Top Dead Center
1 day ago
Reply to  Todd Beauchamp

Street takeovers would get, messy…

Johnologue
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Johnologue
22 hours ago
Reply to  Todd Beauchamp

The least they could do is spend 15 minutes in Kerbal Space Program before pretending to understand rockets.

Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
1 hour ago
Reply to  Todd Beauchamp

But isn’t that ammonium compound going to hurt its NOx emissions?

PlugInPA
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PlugInPA
1 day ago

Each car will learn about its owner, including driving habits, routes, stops”
My 2013 Ford C-Max Energi did that. As you were getting close to a frequent parking spot, it would use more of the battery than normal to get you there without pointlessly turning on the engine right when you were about to shut it off. And that was a car that didn’t even have GPS navigation!

Needles Balloon
Needles Balloon
1 day ago
Reply to  PlugInPA

I’m not even sure if current Ford PHEVs can do that!

PlugInPA
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PlugInPA
16 hours ago

I have an 2025 Escape PHEV and yes, the execution is much worse than the 2013 C-Max Energi’s was.

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
1 day ago

My daddy said, “Boy you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that rocket-shod thingum.”

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 day ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

TBH this rocket car is really just a single use vehicle. Ignite plow into something solid driver and car exterminated

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
1 day ago

Run!!! Get out while you can!
Seeing their Company iconography (smile in front of sunrise) reminded me of the “Moonies” ! I was thinking about a joke around that, and then I was horrified to find it still active when I googled it!
I’m sure there is no connection here whatsoever, but I want nothing to do with a company that stresses AI interconnection of every damn doohickey.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
1 day ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

Send Frank Drebin

MAX FRESH OFF
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MAX FRESH OFF
1 day ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

The Moonies own the Washington Times newspaper.

Toecutter
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Toecutter
1 day ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

Reverend Sun Myung Moon is my true father.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
17 hours ago
Reply to  Toecutter

The anticipation of meeting your arranged wife must be thrilling.

Johnologue
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Johnologue
22 hours ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

“Still active”? The Moonies, you mean?
Yeah, a group connected to them was at the Capitol a few years back doing some aggressive lobbying, and there was an unrelated celebrity guest at a Moonie conference around that time; appeared next to Hun Sen.

Their leader was arrested last year with allegations of bribery to people close with that South Korean president who attempted a military self-coup. Not sure what that means for the future of the organization overall.

Not sure exactly how active they are as an organization, but they sure were related to a lot of very active people.

The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
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The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
1 day ago

I’m surprised to hear a Chinese company making these claims – these are North Korea level ridiculous. After reading the headline I was expecting to hear the inventor of this car scored 13 holes-in-one the first time he ever played golf.

Also, why is Dwayne Wade involved in any of this?

SAABstory
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SAABstory
1 day ago

Why is Wade involved?

$$$$$

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 day ago

Should have got Will I Am he does a lot of these fake car types

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
1 day ago

Frankly, its getting close to Tesla-level ridiculous

Aiko
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Aiko
1 day ago

I wanna believe this is all the work of an overly zealous marketing person who somehow convinced the company to “just trust me, bro” on all their ideas.
I imagine the shock and horror of the company heads when they find out they have to present a rocked powered car in 2 months. “But… Jeff… We make appliances, why would you do this to us?”

Anyway nice oversized Hot Wheels model.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 day ago
Reply to  Aiko

I bet China is not the place to do the Bro trust me foolishness. I mean they don’t have golden parachutes for failed mgmt they just figure it is cheaper to have them killed. Not kidding

MAX FRESH OFF
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MAX FRESH OFF
1 day ago
Reply to  Aiko

The overly zealous marketing person who somehow convinced the company to “just trust me, bro” on all their ideas got fired last week and replaced with an AI.

Johnologue
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Johnologue
22 hours ago
Reply to  MAX FRESH OFF

To be fair, that’s probably one of the roles that actually can be completely replaced with AI without any loss in performance.

ChefCJ
ChefCJ
1 day ago

“Mockets”

Drive By Commenter
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Drive By Commenter
1 day ago

It’s a hybrid. A rocket/EV hybrid. EV torque to overcome static friction and then the rockets have a chance to kick in once it’s rolling.

Totally not practical on the road. Solid rockets can make a lot of smoke. And once they’re lit, they’re going. Yes there are ones that can be throttled but these don’t seem to be that type. Hope the brakes are good. Oh wait, those are AI controlled. It’ll hallucinate a clear road with green lights and full send it into a Tesla.

Strangek
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Strangek
1 day ago

Dwayne Wade wasn’t anybody’s “sidekick.”

The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
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The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
1 day ago
Reply to  Strangek

“Thirteen time NBA all-star is merely Lebron’s sidekick”
“Thirteen time NBA all-star is pitchman for a Chinese vaporware rocket-EV hybrid appliance company/vehicle manufacturer”

Both are very weird things to say out loud.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 day ago

Sorry LeBron isn’t even a top 5 all time. Flops like a 2nd string European futbol player.

Matt DeCraene
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Matt DeCraene
1 day ago
Reply to  Strangek

Is this the second Dwayne Wade Autopian connection? I seem to recall DT helping him to drive a tractor or something. Or am I just crazy?

Strangek
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Strangek
14 hours ago
Reply to  Matt DeCraene

You’re not crazy, I remember something like that too.

Sid Bridge
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Sid Bridge
1 day ago

This is the automotive equivalent of walking into a “kosher-style” deli that serves ham & cheese.

The rocket car? Well… it’s “rocket-style”.

JJ
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JJ
1 day ago
Reply to  Sid Bridge

I cannot tell you how irritating it is that Noah’s (and I’m sure others) offer a ham and cheese bagel with “shmear.” It’s the verbal equivalent of “my culture is not a costume.”

EVDesigner
EVDesigner
1 day ago

So… the one thing about rockets is they’re really good at getting you moving when you’re already moving, but they are absolutely terrible methods of getting you moving from a standstill. Not to mention that rockets require lots of maintenance and said maintenance is really expensive. I guess thats vaporware for you.

Drive By Commenter
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Drive By Commenter
1 day ago
Reply to  EVDesigner

Someone may have seen one too many Estes model rocket launches. Those go quickly but there’s still a second where they hang on the pad. That’s best case where it’s basically all motor with a lightweight shell.

EVDesigner
EVDesigner
14 hours ago

Turns out wheels are a really good way of initiating movement from a standstill since rockets just kind of push a lot of air against atmospheric air and hope for the best.

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
1 day ago

I’m so sick of AI (Artificial Stupidity) that I want to puke…
AI, influencers, fake rockets, and appliance (cars) Ha ha
Dreame? More like NIGHTMARE

TK-421
TK-421
1 day ago

So this is what ACME changed their name to?

Bronco2CombustionBoogaloo
Bronco2CombustionBoogaloo
1 day ago

“Each car will learn about its owner, including driving habits, routes, stops”

e.g., Your personal data will be harvested and sold to any and all parties willing to cough up a small fee.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 day ago

After the owner pays a monthly subscription to get it

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 day ago

our Ti-89-toting foot-soldier told us in Slack. “Door handles are present.”

But are they mechanical or are they also AI- and/or rocket-powered?

Frankly I’m kind of glad you didn’t send one of those RPN aficionados 🙂

Last edited 1 day ago by A. Barth
ShinyMetalAsp
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ShinyMetalAsp
1 day ago

“The new Dreame Connected Toothbrush – APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD”

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
1 day ago
Reply to  ShinyMetalAsp

Can I use this in the shower after eating spaghetti?

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
1 day ago
Reply to  ShinyMetalAsp

Toothbrush AND eyebrow groomer.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 day ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

AND floor waxer!

Zipn Zipn
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Zipn Zipn
1 day ago

AND a Dessert Topping!

Zipn Zipn
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Zipn Zipn
1 day ago

I wonder if they also offer a BASS-O-MATIC (“That’s good bass!”)

… but they’d probably just ruin it by removing the physical control buttons, use voice and face recognition for control with AI brains, and even add power-folding handle dammit.

Lizardman in a human suit
Lizardman in a human suit
22 hours ago
Reply to  ShinyMetalAsp

APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

Palmetto Ranger
Palmetto Ranger
1 day ago

Each car will learn about its owner…your car will talk to your toothbrush, your air fryer, your vacuum!”

This all sounds like a threat more than a sales pitch.

4moremazdas
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4moremazdas
1 day ago

This was my first thought. What the hell would I want my car to talk to my toothbrush for?

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 day ago
Reply to  4moremazdas

Your toothbrush can tell the car that you forgot to brush your teeth again, and the car can ratchet up the AI-powered air freshener and/or squirt mouthwash at you

4moremazdas
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4moremazdas
1 day ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Second, real concern: why would I want my car and toothbrush talking to China?

Johnologue
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Johnologue
22 hours ago
Reply to  4moremazdas

To receive ads that are more relevant to your interests, of course.

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
1 day ago
Reply to  A. Barth

“There’s one in every car, you’ll see”

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
1 day ago
Reply to  4moremazdas

Why the hell would I want my toothbrush to talk to anything? I mean the quadrant timer is nice, but beyond that I just don’t see a reason.

My 0.02 Cents
My 0.02 Cents
10 hours ago

“You missed a bit, down a bit, back a bit, Got it”.
“Don’t forget to floss and use mouth wash!”

Last edited 10 hours ago by My 0.02 Cents
MaximillianMeen
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MaximillianMeen
1 day ago

Those are nice-looking toothbrushes. I kinda wanna test drive one of those – MH

Just get a Philips Sonicare, Matt.

Also, the pic of the toothbrush model is one of the most awkward PR pics I’ve seen. She’s pointing it at her forehead while giving us her best o-face. I guess Dreame also makes other types of personal care devices and she has one in her other hand?

Uninspired Screen Name
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Uninspired Screen Name
1 day ago

Thought the exact same thing

Matt Hardigree
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Matt Hardigree
1 day ago

I have a Philips Sonicare!

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 day ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

Rod Millington
Rod Millington
1 day ago

One woman’s toothbrush is another woman’s vibrator.

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
1 day ago
Reply to  Rod Millington

I’d hate to be that first woman.

Rod Millington
Rod Millington
1 day ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I’m not here to kink shame.

MaximillianMeen
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MaximillianMeen
1 day ago
Reply to  Rod Millington

I just hope the another woman has super-ultra-soft bristles!

My 0.02 Cents
My 0.02 Cents
10 hours ago

She’s REALLY clean. Inside and out!

Data
Data
1 day ago

Damn, I feel like they’re trolling Elon and the never materializing Roadster + promised rockets.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
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Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
1 day ago
Reply to  Data

If this is what Chinese humor is like, this is pretty funny.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 day ago

FWIW, all the Chinese people I know only laugh when they are drunk. Like really really hammered.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
1 day ago

“No, ma’am. We at the PRC do not have a sense of humor we’re aware of.”

Who Knows
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Who Knows
1 day ago
Reply to  Data

If they stuffed Elon in the back, and hooked him up to blow hot air out those rocket nozzles, I might believe they would work as claimed.

SoCoFoMoCo
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SoCoFoMoCo
1 day ago

Isn’t this what Elmo said Tesla was going to do with the next Roadster? And he’s beat to the vaporware punch by Temu Dyson, tsk tsk.

Ashley Volvoslut
Ashley Volvoslut
1 day ago
Reply to  SoCoFoMoCo

Honestly, I didn’t read the article. I only read non-fiction and historical smut. This is neither.

Edit, sorry this wasn’t meant as a comment reply but there’s no delete on here so……

Last edited 1 day ago by Ashley Volvoslut
SoCoFoMoCo
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SoCoFoMoCo
9 hours ago

Eh, it still works.

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