A kid’s grade school years are some of their most formative. As a kid, you learn to socialize, maybe build a friend network, and figure out who you might become as a person. As a teenager, you might experiment with new experiences, have feelings you’ve never felt before, and perhaps not realize how good you have it while you’re not currently paying bills or having adult responsibilities. Part of grade school involves sometimes being driven to school by your parents or guardians. What were you driven to school in?
My family has always had an interesting relationship with cars. One of the earliest vehicles I remember was the W123 Mercedes-Benz that my mom named ‘Jane.’ I couldn’t have been any older than 5 years old or so when that car was written off. That was in roughly 1997 or so.


My parents also had a pretty big fascination with minivans. My mom would try to have the latest vans, which would lead her to buy a new 1999 Ford Windstar, a 2003 Chrysler Voyager, and then a 2003 Oldsmobile Silhouette. Dad often had older vans, including a 1993 Plymouth Voyager and a 1995 Chevy-Van 20.

Some of my earliest school trip memories involve riding in the second row of that brown ’93 Voyager. My dad would have WLS 890 AM blaring, and in between loud pops of static, I listened to talking heads make commentary on politics. I still remember how much WLS marketed Rush Limbaugh back then. I also remember the smell of my dad’s cheap cigarettes, the softness of the burgundy cloth seats, and the gentle whine of the van’s transmission as it began its departure from this mortal plane.
I was too young to understand the political banter at the time. Instead, I found the voices, broken by bursts of static, to be soothing. That van was more welcoming than any school bus.
As I got older, the vans went away, and were replaced by vehicles like a cherry red 2003 Chevy Blazer, a 2000 Ford Ranger, a 1990s Nissan Hardbody, and a gold on tan 1995 or so Saturn SC1. My dad always drove these older, more beaten vehicles, and the Saturn was no exception. It had only basic amenities, and its interior was worn from a working man who put in hard overtime every single day and relieved stress through packs of cigarettes.

I loved the little coupe. Its exhaust was rusted out, so the car sounded “sporty” to my kid ears. It was a manual, too, so I got to watch dad throw the stick back and forth. I was also in love with the Saturn’s design, from its gigantic instrument cluster to the body, which made me think of a spaceship. In 2010, when I was 16 going on 17, my dad tossed me the keys and gave me a crash course in driving a manual.
Sadly, as much as I wanted the Saturn to be my first car, the vehicle met its end when my dad lost control at an intersection and slid over a curb at high speed. The impact was so hard that the vehicle’s unibody split.

In my later school years, I’d run late for the bus, and my mom would have me drive myself to school in her GMC Envoy XL while she sat in the passenger seat. Then, I’d roll up to the school’s door, toss her the keys, and then sprint in.
A part of me does wonder what would have happened to me as a car enthusiast had I not lived much of my grade school years out of the backs of so many cars. What if, like most of my classmates, I always rode the school bus?
Here’s where I turn things over to you. What cars were you driven to school in as a kid or teenager?
Top graphic image: Saturn
LTD,Bobcat,Fairmont,Celebrity,Subaru GL,Grand Am.We live in the sticks so if we missed the bus it was my mom or Grandma driving us.
I mostly walked to school as a kid (walking district – no buses). On occasion I would get dropped off when the weather was particularly brutal (my Mom, on her way to work, often well before the school was actually open, so I only opted for this when desperate). This was typically done with whatever the “beater of the year” was, as my Mom worked locally, so she got the craptacular car (my Dad typically commuted long distances). So it was either the Subaru Legacy wagon (’88), a Volvo 240 sedan (’83 and actually probably the best car my mom ever owned) and finally in the 00’s my Mom started schlepping us around in the Hyundai Elantra GT (’02)… luxury! If I got a ride home, it was from a friend’s parent.
My kids live in the same walking district but let’s get real, you’re not actually allowed to let your kids walk to school anymore. And it’s sad that people seem to blame kids and parents for being the issue here; in reality prior generations designed both infrastructure and society to make kids existing in public spaces basically impossible.
Dad dropped me off, I walked home. My elementary school ride was an ’80 Fairmont.
Except that miserable month in 1983 when he drove a diesel Cutlass his boss was trying to sell…
Well times and shit change for sure. We walked 5 miles uphill each way in the Colorado, and Mpls winters.
Yesterday I sat in traffic as 900 idiots blocked the road at the local elementary school to pick up their snot nosed little turds…
America. No wonder most kids are either overweight or fucking obese like the giant Orange Turd…
YMMV
An assortment of Chrysler minivans. That’s…pretty much it other than a big yellow bus.