I can already tell this new format isn’t going to stick around. But we’ll tough it out for this week, and go back to normal next week. I’ll throw in a few “mystery car” days here and there, but this feels too gimmicky to be a regular thing. Hey, you don’t know unless you try, right?
Yesterday’s winner, to the surprise of probably no one, was that amazingly clean Saturn SL2. It took quite a few of you on a trip down memory lane; Saturns were popular enough in the ’90s that almost everyone has a story about one. And they were good solid used cars for a lot of years, too. I had one for a while, a royal-blue SC1, and it was a fine car. I bet this one with more power and better gearing is a lot more fun to drive, though.
There were some dissenting voices, and some nearly-heated discussions in the comments. Goodness, I hope none of you are here looking for actual car-buying advice. Like those old 1-900 numbers, the information presented here is for entertainment purposes only. Don’t get me wrong; we’re very serious about cars around here, but that certainly doesn’t mean you should take everything we say about cars seriously.

With that in mind, let’s reveal yesterday’s mystery car:
2006 Chevrolet Corvette convertible – $27,900

Kachow! That’s right; it’s a C6 Corvette done up as a tribute to everyone’s second-favorite sentient Disney race car, Lightning McQueen. This baby has just 56,000 miles on it, and the seller says it’s “ready to go.” But lest you think that some copyright-infringing graphics are the only thing this car has going for it, check out what’s under the hood:

Yep, it’s supercharged. The seller doesn’t provide any other information about it, so I can’t tell you what else has been done, but I bet it’s putting quite a lot more power than stock through that 6L80 automatic. But is it enough to win the Piston Cup? Doesn’t matter, I guess; it lost here. Let’s take a second look at the Saturn before we move on to today’s new challenger.
1995 Saturn SL2 – $3,500

The 1990s were a good time for sporty sedans, and nearly all of them were offered with a twin-cam engine that brought a little more heat to the party. This Saturn SL2 is an economical and practical little sedan, but you can also toss it into a corner or wind it out in second and third gear on an on-ramp, and it doesn’t act all offended like some lesser economy cars do.

Sure, there are any number of more modern cars available for the same price that might be “better” in some ways, but just look at what this thing has to offer: acres of glass for good outward visibility, a 2,400 pound curb weight to keep it light on its feet, three pedals on the floor, and bright shiny teal paint. Now that’s living.
1986 Toyota MR2 – $4,700

Engine/drivetrain: 1.6-liter DOHC inline 4, five-speed manual, RWD
Location: Pico Rivera, CA
Odometer reading: 155,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
Of course, if you don’t need four doors or a lot of cargo room, there are a whole lot of small, economical cars that are a lot more fun. Want great gas mileage and Toyota reliability, but in a wedge-shaped sports car with the engine in the back? You’re in luck. I present to you the first-generation Toyota MR2. Mind you; it’s economical, but not cheap. These cars have gone up in value quite a bit in the past few years, like everything interesting from the ’80s. A used MR2 used to be a thousand-dollar car, but times have changed. I think the only reason this one isn’t ten times that much is that it has a salvage title.

Nestled behind the seats of the MR2 is Toyota’s 4A-GE four-cylinder engine, mounted transversely and driving the rear wheels through a five-speed manual gearbox. It’s the same basic layout as a Fiat X1/9 or a Pontiac Fiero, but, you know, a Toyota. This car should be as reliable and efficient as any Corolla. The seller says it runs great, but they don’t elaborate. The ad contains more enthusiasm than information.

There has to be a catch, right? There is: the interior is hosed. It’s badly sun-damaged, and has ill-fitting covers on the seats. I don’t know what the seats look like under the covers, but I fear that if you looked, you’d want to put the covers right back on. It’s still more or less functional, but it sure isn’t pretty. Oh, and the air conditioning doesn’t work, but kudos to the seller for not trying to claim it “just needs a charge.”

The outside looks considerably better, but I don’t think it was originally black. Based on the photo of the engine compartment, I think it started out as champagne gold. The black paint suits it, though, and it goes well with the gold aftermarket wheels. I’m less enthusiastic about the dark window tint, but if the AC doesn’t work, then it probably helps keep it cool inside. There are some slightly wonky panel gaps around the front bumper and headlight doors, which may have something to do with the salvage title. It’s not perfect, for sure. But if you always wanted an MR2, waited too long, and don’t want to pay auction-site prices, this could be a decent deal.
Mystery Car – $?
You can’t blame me for today’s mystery car. The Bishop is the one who found it; I just picked it up and ran with it. All I’ll say is that it comes with a parts car.
Fun and reliable is a good combination of traits for a car to have. I would say both of these cars have those traits; the mystery car has the potential to have one or the other, but probably not both. So it’s up to you: are you sticking with the Saturn sedan you loved so much yesterday, dumping it for the Toyota sports car, or rolling the dice on the mystery car?









I feel like I’d need to do a whole body decontamination if I sat inside the MR2. I’m sticking with the Saturn.
My first thought on seeing that MR2 was that it must belong to “Florida Man”, but I see it’s for sale in California.
I voted for the Saturn again today.
The Mystery car is a Maserati Biturbo with a Camry powertrain and a spare Biturbo with an “intact” engine.
I love Biturbos! Sign me up!
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Soooo glad I didn’t go for the mystery car. Seems like the seller thinks movie tribute cars increase value to a delusional level.
Saturn is still getting my vote. I’m sure whatever mystery car is going to be interesting (otherwise, why would it come with its own parts car?)
“…and some nearly-heated discussions in the comments”
I don’t have the faintest idea of what you’re talking about.
But regarding today’s choices, we all know that the Saturn is the absolute finest use of $3500 possible in the automotive universe, so we’re just going to set that aside as the inarguable victor.
I’d love an MR2 but that one is trashed. I’m going for door Mystery Car and hope that the evil ICK from yesterday used up all the bad karma.
we all know that the Saturn is the absolute finest use of $3500 possible in the automotive universe
We might have to agree to disagree on this one. This car is a fine use of 3500 Liberian dollars, but not US dollars.
I have a feeling we will all have another chance to argue about the Saturn again tomorrow given the early voting returns. I don’t know what its going to take for this car to lose – Mark could serve up a new manual transmission Porsche GT3 for $15,000 and people would still vote for the geriatric plastic teal sedan.
I really don’t understand the appeal. I’m not sure I could find a more generic, unremarkable transportation box than a Saturn. Plus, “Saturn” is a dumb name. Why name a car after a damn gas giant? Saturn doesn’t even have a rocky surface to walk on, much less drive on. Even the planet Saturn is highly overrated.
Mark’s only goal for the rest of the week should be to find something to beat this thing.
That was intended as a bit of a joke after yesterday’s digi-brawl.
I’m not being serious about this today; everything that can be said about the Saturn and its asking price was said yesterday.
Saturn is a dumb name? Would you rather they name it after your anus?
Honestly yes. I would literally prefer to buy an SL2 if it was called the “Your Anus SL2.” Obviously, Uranus would be a huge improvement.
Once again I made the right choice by going for the mystery car. I would probably remove the decals and make it look like a normal Corvette, but it beats the hell out of the Saturn and the other ’90s sleep aid it was up against (I forget if it was the Concorde or Bonneville… not that it really matters).
Tougher choice today. I genuinely like the MR2. The interior is rough, but the rest of it seems decent and the price isn’t unreasonable. I don’t mind cars that are a little janky – jankiness usually just makes them more affordable. Flawed examples of cool cars are great, and this MR2 is both flawed and cool.
I ended up voting for the mystery car again, though. The parts car won me over. Boring cars don’t come with parts cars – I have never seen an ad for a Chevrolet Trax with a parts car, and I doubt tomorrow will be the day.
For the first time this week I think there is a substantial chance I will regret opting for the mystery car. I’m a bit of a gambler, though, so I’m going for it. You better not let me down, Bishop.
If anyone needs a set of mint AW11 seats to fix that MR2 hit me up! I’ve had a set up in the barn for close to 20 years.
As much as I’d love to own a 4A-GE powered car sometime in my life, that MR2 is a roach. The Saturn is too nice to turn into a circle track car, and despite my Uncle being a Saturn dealer tech for most of the brand’s existence, It’ll be a pass for me. I’ll roll the dice on the Bishop’s pick.
If the Saturn wasn’t on the other side of the country I’d be off buying it now.
Same lol.
Mark, this is a great format change-up! Maybe just tweak it a little so both easier for you and even more enticing for us – choose one mystery car at the beginning of the week and each day, gradually reveal more about it?
Saturn again for me today. Kinda like Kierkegaard’s ideal, it is fully what it is. There’s a lot to that.
choose one mystery car at the beginning of the week and each day, gradually reveal more about it?
I like that idea.
Another thought adding to your idea: Only vote on the mystery car on Friday against the week’s winners and reveal it on Monday.
Huh. Interesting. Let me think about that a bit.
Yeah it’s not like this is a job for you. Lol
I really like the Saturn, but I’m already tired of seeing it. I voted mystery car. I’m hoping it’s Italian or French, which would explain the parts car. Could be British too. Kaiser Manhattan? Borgward? The list is endless.
I’ll stay in the rings of Saturn. If I remember correctly, there is one small coolant hose in that MR2 that requires tearing down most of the top end of the engine to get to and change, and looking at that MR2, it probably is about ready to fail if it isn’t already leaking. No thanks.
I was ready to pounce on that MR2 until I saw the interior. That thing is more roached than the stock room of your local greasy spoon. It’s not a bad price for a cheap track toy but everything about it from the interior to the tint and the ugly wheels screams that it has lived a much harsher life than your average cheap track toy.
I like the Saturn but it’s too boring for a second straight vote. Help us Bishop-Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope.
I was prepared to vote for the MR2, but after seeing the pictures, I’ll pass. It has the look of a car that hasn’t been treated kindly. Though it’s not the worst looking MR2 I’ve seen, that goes to the one I used to see back in college, which was absolutely eaten up with rust.
I saw Bishop’s Mystery suggestion and I can say that it’s the heat!
Fun Week of Mystery, Mark! It’s been a nice change-up to include some chance into the mix.
If you endorse it, im in!
I’m sticking with the Saturn. It was the right choice yesterday, even if the mystery car is pretty cool. That MR2 is hosed. I’m guessing those aren’t seat covers as much as they are seat body bags. Salvage title, rotten interior, no AC…nope.
Yeah, still the Saturn. I’d have it over the Corvette to be honest. I don’t need an ominous parts car either. There’s less trashed AW11s out there.
Ominous parts car, eh? Don’t threaten me with a good time. Mystery box it is!
First and second generation MR2’s seems to be pretty thin on the ground, especially with the manual. So with my Autopian bucks make mine the Toyota. Maybe I can make friends with someone who can 3D print me some interior parts, because oof.
Edit: Looking at the interior I noticed it has a solid roof. My parents 86 had a blue tinted factory sunroof and a friends supercharged 87 had T-tops. I don’t think I have ever seen one without some glass on top.
That MR2 is a classic example of a project car that will cost you more by the time it’s all sorted than if you just bought a nice example in the first place. Sticking with the Saturn, although I am intrigued by what The Bishop has turned up…
Mister Two, I choose you!
Ready to vote for the MR2 but that interior. WOW!
The Saturn remains an honest car.
The MR2 needs work to make it a bearable place to be from the driver’s seat.
For something that would get driven regularly, the SL2 is the better option. But in my fleet it would be yet another “practical” car, so the MR2 gets the nod.
I have enough projects already with the K5, I don’t need another car that needs a parts car to gamble on a mystery car. A running MR2, if in the mechanical and driving condition as advertised, is worth a sub-$5k investment for fun weekend driving when it’s not boiling outside.