Something just occurred to me about this new Let’s Make A Deal idea, something I hadn’t thought of. I’ve just given myself fifty percent more work when it comes to finding cars. I don’t feel like doing that, so here’s how it’s going to work: Yesterday’s winner advances, gains a new challenger, and there’s a new mystery car. We’ll keep going like that until Friday, when I’ll figure out how to wrap this all up.
Yesterday’s winner was the super-clean Chrysler Concorde, a fine machine if not a particularly exciting one. The Pontiac Bonneville came in a fairly close second, and 188 of you were brave enough to choose the mystery car.
Would the Chrysler have still won, if the mystery car option wasn’t there? Was there some amount of Ross Perot Effect going on there? We’ll never know.
So not that it matters, because it didn’t win, but what was the mystery car yesterday? To quote Samuel L. Jackson, hold on to your butts…
1988 Buick Skyhawk – $1,000
And some of you thought it was going to be a Ford Tempo. Ha! You should be so lucky. This lesser-known J car is for sale at a tow yard in South Carolina. It’s a repo, which means someone was making payments on it, I guess? Or not making payments, as it were? I can’t even make a joke about that. If you’ve had a Buick Skyhawk repossessed, you’ve got enough problems without me piling on.
I imagine the badge on the back sums up how most of you feel about this car. The Skyhawk was available with either the Cavalier’s 2.0-liter pushrod engine or the 1.8-liter OHC from the Pontiac Sunbird. I have no idea which one this car has. Either way, it’s eighty-something horsepower going through a three-speed automatic. But hey, it only has 76,000 miles on it, and the interior isn’t as dreadful as you’d guess.
All right; enough about that. Let’s do a quick recap of the Concorde, just in case any of you missed it yesterday.
1994 Chrysler Concorde – $2,500
Engine/drivetrain: 3.3-liter OHV V6, four-speed automatic, FWD
Location: New Lebanon, OH
Odometer reading: 165,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
I know a lot of you aren’t big Mopar fans, so this car’s victory yesterday surprised me a little. I think its super-clean condition gave it the edge; that Bonneville wasn’t bad, but it was a little rough around the edges. This is also not your typical Mopar. The early to mid 1990s were a good time for Chrysler; new ideas were flowing after years of K-car stagnation, and this car was the first fruit of those ideas. It’s a hell of a car, and this is a fine example.
It’s sort of an “old man” spec, with the base 3.3-liter engine and a bench seat, but that also probably means it was treated gently. It has 165,000 miles on it, but you’d never guess from looking at these pictures. Is it still your top pick, though? Let’s take a look at its rival and find out.
1995 Saturn SL2 – $3,500
Engine/drivetrain: 1.9-liter DOHC inline 4, five-speed manual, FWD
Location: Lynnwood, WA
Odometer reading: 82,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
Now this is a different kind of car, from a different kind of company – or so GM led us to believe back in the 1990s. That lasted about a decade before Saturn devolved into just another GM brand, and then got the ax during the post-bankruptcy restructuring. But those ’90s Saturns were pretty cool cars, and this is a good example. It’s an SL2, with the twin-cam engine and some other sporty touches, and it’s in great shape.
Saturn rather pompously referred to its engine and transmission as a “power module,” and it came in four flavors: single- and double-overhead-cam engines were both available with four-speed automatic and five-speed manual transmissions. The SOHC cars were geared for economy, while the DOHC engines got shorter gearing to make better use of its extra power. And they’re a lot more fun. This car has only 82,000 miles on it, all from the same owner. It runs and drives great, and comes with maintenance records. Can’t ask for more than that.
No one is ever going to mistake a first-generation Saturn for anything other than an economy car, even the “fancy” SL2 model. There’s an awful lot of hard gray plastic inside, and the seats are only so-so comfort-wise. This one is a little short on options; it has crank windows and probably manual door locks as well. It has sheepskin seat covers, which, in this case, I imagine were installed for protection or comfort rather than to hide damage.
The outside looks great too, and it doesn’t get more mid-’90s than teal. Saturns, of course, famously use plastic for all the vertical body panels to avoid dents, but the underlying structure is steel, and can rust. The seller helpfully includes a couple of under-car photos in the ad, and it’s as clean as a whistle under there.
Mystery Car – $?
Tomorrow’s mystery car can’t possibly be as bad as today’s, can it? It isn’t. It’s much shinier and way more expensive. But it probably isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.
I’m still playing with this format, and I’m not sure it’s going to stick around, but I’ll stick it out for the week and see how it goes. Let me know in the comments if you’re digging it. In the meantime, it’s business as usual, with a new twist. Vote for your favorite, or take a chance on the unknown.
MY-STER-Y!
MY-STER-Y!!
MY-STER-Y!!!
Roll them bones!!!
The Concorde’s nice and all, but that Saturn is *chef’s kiss*
I’m digging the “Let’s Make A Deal” format, Mark. Since you asked, my humble opinion is that Monday should be two cars and a mystery car, and the next day the revealed mystery car (winner or not) goes against the next car and another mystery car, and so on for the week. You still only write about 2 cars/day, the practicality police get a bailout option; everybody wins.
Do you keep your “prize”, trade it for the new one, or pick door number 3?
I stand by my decision to take the mystery car yesterday. I acknowledge the Bonneville and Concorde are better transportation appliances than the Buick, but let’s be serious – I could go to any used car lot and get a far more modern transportation appliance for the same money as the Bonneville or Concorde. I can’t, however, do much better than $1,000 for the ‘ick. It may be craptacular, but my tolerance for craptacularness is directly inverse to asking price.
“It’s much shinier and way more expensive. But it probably isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.”
Given the positive comments for yesterday’s cars as well as the positive comments for today’s Saturn, I clearly have different (translation: better) tastes than the average commenter here. I’m probably going to prefer the nicer but more expensive vehicle. My only concern is that Mark is going to serve up a gaudy neoclassic like an Excalibur or Zimmer. If that happens, I might have to reevaluate my strategy for this week. For the moment, though, I’m sticking with door number 3.
That Saturn is nice.
I voted mystery yesterday and should have picked the Bonneville.
That said, Skylarks were nicer than Cimarrons. At least GM gave it a nicer dash instead of the one straight from the Cavalier.
Manny tranny plastic car from the land of much mildew but no rust!
It’s the perfect 90s teal, has half the miles of the Mopar, and will be more fun to thrash around town. In the age of Republican fuel prices, the mpg difference will be no joke as well.
It’s the right car for the Trump economy.
BTW, I’d give that $1000 Skyhawk a try. Not a terrible deal if it runs. There’s probably a drug stash in there worth as much as the car, so you’re really breaking even.
Guaranteed one K-car as the mystery car. Not gonna pick that. Saturn.
I’ve driven one of those Saturns, not sure what spec but it was a manual. The one I drove had seen better days and had no muffler at the time, but it was still a fun drive. It also had the heaviest clutch of anything I’ve ever driven, though I’m not sure if that was inherent to those Saturns or just the shabby example I drove. Either way, this one is in an excellent shade of teal and has been maintained well, so it’s got my vote.
I recall driving a manual SL1 ages ago, while it was long long ago, I still recall it being better than I expected.
I like this format, but I’ve seen UHF. I know what you get when you pick the mystery box.
NOTHING!!!
YOU GET NOTHING!!!
You get to drink from the fire hose?
STUPID! YOU’RE SO STUPID!
The Saturn is an okay car. It gets my vote. Maybe it’s the fact that it has an extra pedal that caused me to swing that way.
The Chrysler is a ticking time bomb.
I took at look at the FB ad for the Skyhawk and it instructs you to “Tell them KennyG sent you”.
I know we got really sick of that tenor sax but I didn’t realize he had fallen off so far he was selling repossessed Skyhawks.
When I hear “Kenny G”, I think “ick”.
It’s an alto sax, not a tenor; but we’re in that interregnum before the holiday music season kicks back in on radio. Come the day after Halloween, it’ll be Christmas on the airwaves and Kenny will start getting fatter checks again.
In the meantime, tell ’em you want the Skyhawk he sent you for.
Also: My man Gorelick got his start in the BARRY WHITE LOVE UNLIMITED ORCHESTRA. How does one go from something with so much groove and funky soul to …. Songbird?
Although I admit that it was a huge hit and interesting to catch on the radio in like 1990.
@Mark Sanfilippo Tucker, for this gambit to work as intended, you have to do it one of two ways:
1. Two decent cars each day and one desireable mystery car for the whole week, with the reveal at the end, to show folks what they missed out on. The unknown car will never win when there are two reasonable knowns.
2. Two shit boxes and a mystery car each day. So the daily question becomes, how bad do the knowns have to be before folks gamble on the unknown.
A teal manual Saturn!?! HELL TO THE YES!!!!
It could only be better if it were a wagon.
Oh, that would be AMAZING!
Mystery car is super tempting, but that Saturn is amazing and I can’t pass that up. Concorde? Didn’t vote for it yesterday, and didn’t even consider it today either.
My dad had that exact SL2, bought new in 1995, in that color.
I later had an SC2.
Great little cars, just watch the oil burning.
See, you should’ve saved the Skyhawk for later in the week. You hook the gamblers with some easy money, then when you screw them later, they keep going, sinking deeper into the sunk cost fallacy…
Anyway, stick shift plastic fantastic FTW. The Chrysler still nice, but so is that Saturn, which is a great color, a stick, and probably one of the coolest things ’90s GM ever made.
This is a tough one. PNW car always beats Rust Belt car so the Saturn has the advantage. 5 speed manual in a fun car would be great but the Saturn is an A – B beater and my A-B commute is mostly gridlock so an auto is prefered.
Lets roll the dice again, surely we can find something better for $3500. (I know I can within 50 miles of my house)
Aw damnit, I definitely would have voted for the Ick yesterday if I knew more about it. What a delightful little crap can!
I’ll go with the Saturn today. Low mileage and hard plastic inside and out FTW.
Edit- I would have bought the Ick and tracked down the previous owner to give it back to them. If you had a 1988 J-body repossessed you deserve a lucky break in life.
Hasn’t that poor guy suffered enough already
The Concorde had a birdstrike with a Skyhawk over Bonneville yesterday.
Today, the Saturn shall rocket over the Concorde.
I did own a couple of 5-speed SOHC Saturns over my life. In this time of high gas prices (again) I recall them being quite infrequent and painless to fill at the pump. I’m down with trying the second camshaft version of them.
The Mrs. had an SL1 with a stick and I remember getting around 40 MPG on the highway. So I’ll stick with the stick and go for the Saturn today. Plus Teal!
The Concorde will probably need a transmission before I get it home and I don’t like surprises so the boring but reliable Saturn is my play money choice today.
Well, it’s either the Saturn or the mystery car. Voting for the mystery car yesterday, I ended up with ICK. That Saturn is remarkably well preserved, so I think I’ll go with it.
Easy win for the saturn today — legitimately great deal at 3500.
$3,500 for a 31 year old commuter car is not even close to a good deal.
I dunno, people drop tens of thousands on air cooled Beetles still.
I own two air-cooled Beetles. I am deeply offended by your implication that my fine German machines are on the level of a ’90s meh-mobile commuter sedan.
I demand satisfaction. I hereby challenge you to a duel.
Challenge accepted. Slap fight at dawn.
Depends entirely on how long it runs before needing additional money put into it.
$3,500 can get someone a much newer boring GM commuter car
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Even the boring people I know would rather have the 90’s Saturn over an Aveo.
Well, you’ve now met a boring person who apparently would rather have an Aveo.
That has nothing to do with what I wrote. Show me a Yaris with that mileage and price and then you will have selected something just about guaranteed to require less maintenance and repair than the Saturn, and you will have also addressed my comment rather than simply given me your preference.
It is good to see someone here has some common sense.
A lot of people here have common sense. This is entertainment and banter, not a real purchase.
I see any $3500 car as a dice roll for those who cannot fix it themselves in their driveway.
The common sense use of $3500 is to jump on the $2999 down, $229/month lease on a Corolla LE, buy it out at the end of the lease, and keep it for 20 years. But it would get kind of old posting that on every Sh*tbox Showdown.
I live for a challenge, bring the Mystery. Irony, one of them is a Mystery Machine cosplayer 🙂
That Saturn is still wearing shinny blue paint and has a manual!
I vote for the Saturn
The Saturn was my choice at first glance, and after reading everything it still is. Manual? Crank windows? Good condition? Heck yes, I’ll bring $3k in cash and drive it home.
Not to mention it has some of the best wheels Saturn offered, and the color alone gets you VIP treatment at any nostalgia-based event.