Remember last week, after a full week of being left alone to fly the ship by our editorial team, and I decided to use that terrible freedom to post what has been proven to be the most challenging taillight sushi quiz known to humankind? Of course you do; one doesn’t forget something like that. Well, in the comments on that post, a post that was based on trying to identify what taillight I was attempting to represent via hand-drawn sushi, some people said they’d really like some taillight sushi shirts. Well, guess what, bishes? I listened and am happy to say you can order taillight sushi shirts right now.
Oh, you don’t believe people asked for these shirts? Really? Fine, I’ll show you, look:
See? I didn’t make it up! This time, instead of going through our pals at OHOAT we’re trying a bit of an experiment. In order to make this happen fast fast fast, we’re trying an alternate method, one volunteered by, yes, my wife, who has this sort of quick-to-print infrastructure set up at her own online store. But none of that really matters for you; all you need to know is that you can click here and you can order a genuine taillight sushi shirt, in one of four colors!
Plus, we stuck some other stuff on there, just for the hell of it, if you want a license plate frame or some sweatpants:
This is an experiment, really. If you like the idea of making some goofy joke in the comments or seeing some fun image or illustration in a story and then having it become a wearable shirt a few days later, then show us! Or tell us! Or both! We’ll still have our other OHOAT Autopian merch, of course, but this is another and hopefully fun option.
So, show the world you believe in taillight sushi, by wearing it!
UPDATE: Just to show off, some of you suggested new license plate frame ideas. They now exist in reality. How about that!