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Cold Start: Of Rivoltas And Ramblers

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I’ve always been really fond of the ISO Rivolta, a Corvette engine in a dashing Italian pantsuit. I happened to look at one just now and realized something fascinating, unexpected, and even, yes, dangerous. That realization is that the Rivolta strangely looks a lot like what an aggressive sports-coupe version of an early-to-mid-’60s Rambler American may have been. Stop laughing, I mean it.

I know it seems improbable; but before you place a slice of ham on your keyboard and slam your laptop closed in disgust, trapping the ham between your screen and keyboard for reasons I can’t even guess at – seriously why did you do that? Look how greasy it made both your screen and keyboard! Sometimes I just don’t get you. Anyway, look at a Rambler American:

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See what I’m getting at? The grille shape, those very distinctive “eyebrows” over the headlights, some similar character lines – I don’t know, it just feels like part of the family. Yes, I’m saying and ISO Rivolta reminds me of a Rambler. That’s out in the world now, and I stand by it.

Also, you look very nice today.

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Christian Brashear
Christian Brashear
1 year ago

First, what is wrong with your brain? Secondly, I LOVE your writing. Third, is keyboard ham kosher?

CSRoad
CSRoad
1 year ago

The Iso Rivolta looks revolted whereas the Rambler is just smelling something sour.

60’s and 70’s Japanese cars had mostly happy faces, how times change.

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
1 year ago

Better a slice of ham than a slice of spam…

Dave Horchak
Dave Horchak
1 year ago

Hey sometimes problems with my computer is a great excuse to miss a project deadline. Also angry eyes or grinning doofus I dont like to be tail gated.

Lokki
Lokki
1 year ago

Yeah….I see the resemblance.. kind of like the difference/not much difference between two first cousins when you see them together at Thanksgiving at Grandma’s house… but one is honey-glazed ham and the other is ham hocks…

JDE
JDE
1 year ago

Reminds me of a Mix between that rambler and a Jensen interceptor.

JRW
JRW
1 year ago
Reply to  JDE

Ooh, the Jensen is a good call. Strecth out the rear glass and you’re there.

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
1 year ago

Great cars, both of them. But how many tiny sixties advertising people can fit inside the Iso?

Justin Short
Justin Short
1 year ago

Damn it Jason, you’re right!
Weird af but correct in this observation
Signed: Weirder than you 😉

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
1 year ago

Knew a guy who had one. Not this example but the Fidia S4.
It was..interesting. The rear seat was just a bit higher than the front seats to give the passengers better view. That’s some attention to detail.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago
Reply to  Lew Schiller

That’s fascinating, how ahead of its time – I remember in the 2000s when SUVs started boasting of that kind of automotive stadium seating, such as it were.

Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
1 year ago
Reply to  Lew Schiller

I love the Fidia, but the design definitely has a Quasimodo air about it. I would presume that the height of the rear seat was actually the result of the rear suspension layout or something, justified by Iso on the grounds of visibility – as any car company would. The Volvo 340 had a similar setup because the transaxle/Variomatic layout, not sure what Volvo said about it.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
1 year ago

It kind of does, always thought the American was punching a bit above it’s economy car weight in terms of style to begin with, almost had a chopped top look to them

Flyingstitch
Flyingstitch
1 year ago

I was thinking last night about cars with angry eyebrows–not sculpted in like the Rivolta, but as part of the headlight signature. It would be interesting to measure the stress levels of a driver being tailgated at night by an angry-eyes car vs. one with an earnest, round-eyed look. As for me, I think it has a subconscious effect.

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
1 year ago
Reply to  Flyingstitch

Living where I do I’m followed by pickups with angry faces and led headlights that drill through your skull. It is stressful.

Paul Brogger
Paul Brogger
1 year ago
Reply to  Lew Schiller

I share your pain.
I routinely pull my grandpa-PT aside & let ’em pass. — the stress just isn’t worth it.

Justin Short
Justin Short
1 year ago
Reply to  Flyingstitch

As a driver of a vw golf, it doesn’t matter who’s tailgating me, it always annoys me, and I can’t tell the difference without blinding myself!
I save my disgust for angry jeep eyes to daytime.

DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
1 year ago

ISOs are wonderful “angry” looking little cars. I’d rather have these angry eyebrows than the aftermarket eyebrows you see on current Jeeps.
Speaking of angry eyebrows, how about a 1960 Plymouth Fury?

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Hey, what I do with my ham is between me and the former pig.
Well, my work may have something to say about it: it’s their laptop.

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