I know that car brochures have a special fondness for marina and dock scenes, where cars can be parked on docks over majestic expanses of water, with elegant boats gliding behind them, in scenes that convey ease, wealth, sophistication, and leisure.
Somehow, I think Land Rover did it wrong.
I’ve never seen a more cluttered, busy, and downright chaotic dock seen in a car brochure than this one, with its riot of rigging in the back there, the green-hulled HMS Eminent glowering back there impatiently, and even the wood texture of the dock asserting itself visually, all wrinkly and gnarled.
It’s all kind of unsettling to look at. Who okayed this? Geez.
I do like that stripe kit, though.