Shhhh. Just just be quiet for a second, here. Do you see what I see? A majestic Jensen Interceptor just rolled up, probably looking for petroleum deposits in the topsoil to feed on. If we just stay niiiiiiice and quiet here and don’t move, it won’t see us, even though I’m just standing out here in the middle of the lawn. But, you see, the Jensen can’t really see me unless I move. That’s how they work– they’re predators, you see. I just need to stay nice and still, raise this rifle really slowly, and see if I can’t get a shot right into the intake manifold.
Maybe I can get it in the radiator, and then we can chase it down until it overheats, which shouldn’t take too long. This is a beautiful one! The front bumper is going to look so good mounted above the leather sofa in my trophy room!
Hey, if you help me gut it and strip it down after I make the kill, you can take home the back seats! I already have some from last year’s Jensen hunt, but look at these things:
You don’t sit on them, you sit in them! I’ll even let you tell people you made the kill! That’ll be cool, right!
Now shhh, calm down or you’ll scare it off.