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Some Bozos Tried To Turn This Gorgeous GT Into A Toyota Camry

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The Lexus LC 500 is hands-down one of the absolute best new cars on sale today. It’s the last great naturally aspirated V8 grand tourer, a scintillating blend of howl and leather striking an out-of-this-world pose. A difficult thing to improve on, but that hasn’t stopped people from trying. The latest notable attempt? One Japanese tuner has decided to effectively ditch the car’s spindle grille.

Ever since the 2011 Lexus LF-Gh concept car, the brand’s Predator-aping face has attracted scores of haters, with some valid complaints and some that are a bit out there. The treatment on the 2013-ish LX 570 looked like a half-hearted afterthought, but the LC 500 grand tourer has the most cohesive spindle grille we’ve seen yet. Still, that hasn’t stopped people from whinging about it, presumably the same sorts of people who earnestly enjoy a bowl of grits.

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You want to know what an LC 500 would look like without its spindle grille? Well, you no longer have to imagine. This year’s Tokyo Auto Salon—think Japan’s SEMA show—was full of weird cars, and the Lexus LC Tom’s Edition is easily one of the strangest. On paper, there’s nothing strange about an iconic Toyota tuner reworking Lexus’ flagship, but you just need to look at this body kit.

Tom's Edition Lc 500 Front
Photo credit: Tom’s

Oh. Oh dear. That looks remarkably bland. Sure, there’s a little bit of LFA homage in the trapezoidal lower grille and triangular bumper trims, but the overall result is more reminiscent of an early CT 200h than a flagship supercar. It’s a rather anonymous down-the-road graphic simultaneously influenced by everything and nothing in particular, and even though this wide-angle shot is particularly unflattering, the situation doesn’t get much more visually exciting from other vantage points.

Tom's Edition Lc 500 Tracking Copy
Photo credit: Tom’s

The rest of the LC 500 still looks tremendous, with clean surfacing, wide haunches, and that plunging hood line. Deleting the spindle grille results in a face that can’t quite match the boldness of the rest of the shape, and you’ll immediately see what I mean when you look at this photo of a regular LC 500 cabriolet.

2024 Lexus Lc Convertible 5
Photo credit: Lexus

Different color, similar angle, stock grille. Notice how everything just sort of resolves? The sweeping body line passes through the front arch, gets picked up by the daytime running light, and comes to a point at the skinniest part of the spindle grille. Likewise, the grille bezel continues the hood character lines without competition. Oh, and the simple vertical air curtain vents in the bumper don’t try to compete with the lighting bezels. Lexus just nailed it out of the gate with a car that still looks fresh.

In a way, this whole thing reminds me of those stick-on covers that hide a Y2K-era Porsche’s fried-egg headlights. It might be to someone’s tastes, but that doesn’t automatically make it superior in execution to standard. The surfacing and shut lines don’t quite look OEM, and the result is one that probably won’t age as gracefully as the original design.

Tom's Edition Lc 500 Rear Three Quarter
Photo credit: Lexus

On the plus side, it’s not like a body kit is the entire draw here. Tweaked suspension and powertrain modifications should make the Tom’s Edition LC 500 sharper and more emotive than the standard car. However, perhaps the move is to tick the boxes for the go-fast stuff without altering the cosmetics beyond the wider Tom’s Edition wheels.

Top graphic image: Tom’s

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Grippy Caballeros
Grippy Caballeros
3 months ago

Anybody else see a hint of Aztek stench on that front grill? That’s the first thing I saw….

FuzzyPlushroom
FuzzyPlushroom
3 months ago

The first thing I thought of was a Hyundai Veracruz.

Grippy Caballeros
Grippy Caballeros
2 months ago
Reply to  FuzzyPlushroom

Tomato, tohmahto.

Johnologue
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Johnologue
3 months ago

The “Camry” front doesn’t feel right, but that doesn’t make the spindle grille less wrong…

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
3 months ago

I like it, it doesn’t remind me of goatse.cx the way the spindle grill does. An, should you be bumped gently there is that bump protector bit that looks like a real innovation. they should give it a name like a bumping thing or a thump taker.

It is very much an improvement.

Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
3 months ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

+1 for goatse reference.

Anoos
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Anoos
3 months ago

I like it better than the original, but I really don’t like the Lexus face.

Dolsh
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Dolsh
3 months ago

That “improved” LC has vibes of the 1st Gen Mazda6 to my eye.

Which is definitely not a good thing.

I’ll end up really sad if the supply of LC 500’s get sacrificed by any amount for sake of this hideous kit before I get a chance to be able to afford one.

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
3 months ago

“Some Bozos Tried To Turn This Gorgeous GT Into A Toyota Camry”
We should give them a Boot To The Head…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfMcxmOBmpk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO5V5a6Xdog

Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
3 months ago

I am in the minority of the commentariate here, but I agree with Mr. Hundal that this body kit is bland and ugly, and in no way an improvement over the stock predator grill (and I’m no fan of that design language). The LC500 is gorgeous, despite that aggressive front end design, but the rest of the design matches that aggressive front end well enough that throwing a Camry grill on it just dulls the design and makes it less cohesive.

Tartpop
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Tartpop
3 months ago

Anything is better than the spindle grille.

Borton
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Borton
3 months ago

I honestly don’t hate it.

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
3 months ago

“Some Bozos Tried To Turn This Gorgeous GT Into A Toyota Camry”
They didn’t go far enough. They should have replaced the Lexus logo with Toyota badge made of the very cheapest, flimsiest chromed plastic available.

Oh and dented the corner of the rear bumper.

Joe The Drummer
Joe The Drummer
3 months ago

> presumably the same sorts of people who earnestly enjoy a bowl of grits.

Oh, Thomas. Tsk tsk. Why must you microaggress me and my people this way, in this otherwise open and welcoming online community? Casual placism should have no place here. Now I feel attacked.

But since you said “grits,” I can actually continue the metaphor to agree with you: If the LC500 is a bowl of smoked cheddar cheese grits with crumbled bacon and authentic Conecuh Sausage in it, the body kit takes out the sausage, the bacon, the cheese, even the butter and black pepper, leaving nothing but meal and water and salt. (For the record, unless you’re my wife and “it’s a texture thing,” the lack of at least one of those other things is why you don’t like grits – it’s the same reason you don’t like plain spaghetti noodles with no sauce on them either.)

ChefCJ
ChefCJ
3 months ago

I’ve always used chicken stock in my grits, just because it adds a depth of flavour that really adds a richness to the whole affair. Unless I’m making grits for shrimp and grits, then I’ll add a little lobster stock, but you have to counter that with a smokey, salty bacon, and then a touch of sweet for all that punch.

Joe The Drummer
Joe The Drummer
3 months ago
Reply to  ChefCJ

Redneck kitchen hack:

Cook a pound of Conecuh Sausage the same way you would traditionally cook bratwurst, by boiling it in water instead of grilling it in a pan. Retain the water, and use that in place of plain water to make your grits. Yum.

ChefCJ
ChefCJ
3 months ago

Interesting. I’ve always cooked sausage/bacon first, then used the stock to deglaze the pan before adding grits to get all the little tasty bits. Might have to try that

Groover
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Groover
3 months ago

“more emotive?”

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
3 months ago

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a Japanese tuner make a car look LESS wild.

Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
3 months ago

You call it “bland”
I call it an improvement.

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
3 months ago

it’s better than the spindle shit lol

Shooting Brake
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Shooting Brake
3 months ago

The spindle grill is polarizing, I get it, but it is more effective than this.

10001010
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10001010
3 months ago

I’m not saying that this Tom’s bodykit is the best looking grille for this car but it is better than the stock spindle grill. I just don’t like the spindle.

Cerberus
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Cerberus
3 months ago

I never cared for the spindle grille until I saw these in person. I can’t say it’s my favorite part of the design, but it doesn’t look contrived “well, uh, all the other shapes have been taken as brand trademarks” as it does on other models. The way the grille shape works with the other lines, yet bisects the strong horizontal one, leaving them unresolved as a way to add tension, works. It’s also helped considerably by the interior grille treatment that manages to make the car look premium, but if they really wanted to “fix” it, all they had to do was run a body-color strip to continue the horizontal character line across to join the narrows, not too unlike what Nissan has just done with the Z. The redesign of the rest of the front is brilliant in the way that I thought only Toyota’s own designers could manage—deftly blending bland with offensive. It’s exactly what I would expect the front bumper of a reimagined Solara to look like, the hideous 2nd gen whose design inspiration wall included pics of bloated corpses left out in the summer. I often wonder if its designer also made their own furniture upholstered in human skin.

Phil
Phil
3 months ago

It seems like the spindle was designed specifically for the LC. It works best on the car with the least vertical and gets progressively worse as you go from the sedans to the crossovers and then the godawful prior-gen GX and LX.

Jordan Chanski
Jordan Chanski
3 months ago

Does Tom’s look better? Yes.
Does it look more boring? Yes.
Do I prefer Tom’s? shrug emoji

Fruit Snack
Fruit Snack
3 months ago

Sorry but the spindle grill looks terrible and always has.

SAABstory
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SAABstory
3 months ago
Reply to  Fruit Snack

Yep. Still ugly no matter how many times I see it. Same with the GINORMOUS BMW grilles.

Rod Millington
Rod Millington
3 months ago

The LC is pretty much the only Lexus that suits the spindle grille too. It’s quite interesting how boring it looks without it.

Jnnythndrs
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Jnnythndrs
3 months ago
Reply to  Rod Millington

Agreed, I was surprised the first time I stood next to an LC500 coupe, how well the spindle grille worked with the rest of the vehicle.

John Beef
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John Beef
3 months ago

I like Tom’s better.

Taargus Taargus
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Taargus Taargus
3 months ago

Bozos? What is this, the NY Post?

But I agree, and believe that screwing with the LC should be punishable by Rodius.

James McHenry
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James McHenry
3 months ago

…is TOM’S the ones who stuck a snorkel on the SW20 MR2 or was that TRD?

In any case…yeah, I see what they were trying to go for but they just knocked at minimum $30,000 off the visual MSRP. It might help a bit if they went for a mesh or otherwise flush upper grille Ala early IS-F instead of t h e b l o b.

Last edited 3 months ago by James McHenry
Arch Duke Maxyenko
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Arch Duke Maxyenko
3 months ago
Reply to  James McHenry

TOM’S the same company who had the snorkel on the MR2 and also, you know, the Castrol JGTC Supra as well as a bunch of famous race cars.

James McHenry
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James McHenry
3 months ago

Yeah, was confusing the TOM’S T020 with the TRD 2000GT (which was the GT300 body kit for the MR2). They were both painted white in Gran Turismo 2, I think that’s why I was getting confused.

Last edited 3 months ago by James McHenry
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