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The Autopian’s Writers Would Love To Chat With You. Right Now.

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David and I realized it’s been a big, wet minute since we all just took a moment to check in and, you know, chat, see how you’re feeling, what you’re liking, what you’re frustrated by, all that. So let’s take care of that right now, why not, with a little Autopian Reader Chat! We have a little window of time here before we have to record our podcast – did I mention we’re starting one of those? Well, we are. But we’ll announce it more formally soon, but you know I can’t keep secrets from you, baby.

Just to let you know we are listening to some stuff, I can say that we are working with our tech team to try and improve the experience here; we’re looking into speeding up loading times, getting a way to edit comments, add pictures, and more. I don’t have a clear timeline just yet for those, but things are happening, and I want to thank everyone for being patient with our tech issues as we try to win an auction for that 16K RAM expansion module that should really speed everything up, finally.

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More importantly, we just want to know how you’re feeling about the stories, the pace of content, what you’d like to see more of, future dreams and aspirations, keto-friendly microwave recipes, hot stock tips, erotic dreams, your current project car achievements, tools you can’t find, and whatever else you want to tell us.

So, have at it! We’ll all try and chime in!

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Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago

Maybe this is coming once you guys staff up, but are you considering a general talk forum at some point? The “disautopian”?

I sometimes have one-off repair questions that I’d love to pose to the assembled here (given what I’ve seen of the expertise…wow), or rants about crossovers or ethanol that I feel need airing to validate my automotive existence.

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
1 year ago

I was going to suggest something like this, but with an Autopian irreverence. Something like a blog version of “Car Talk”. Users submit questions at least remotely related to vehicles and you pick two staff writers to debate answers.

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago

Nein.
Two commenters to provide answers.
Jason knows which two.

SLIDTossedPissedinto BleuCHSaladwCroutons
SLIDTossedPissedinto BleuCHSaladwCroutons
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Oooh…. DIS-TOP-IAN…

A Vehicle made for the end… OF THE WORLD!!!!

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago

David, question one: why the fuck were we both in Germany for the hottest week on record?! No, seriously, it broke 103F in Heidenheim an der Brenz. On a day I was inside buildings where it was even hotter than that. I think I literally lost 10lbs in sweat. Gained it back when I got caught in the severe thunderstorms though.

Question two: do you guys need a hand? I know you have a team, but honestly, it’s kinda clear your RDS needs some love. Been there. Can’t promise miracles, or a lot of time, but can promise gratis.

Now, Jason, question for you. If I send you pictures of taillights on a car even I am struggling to identify, can you? I won’t be able to send till Monday or Tuesday. I thought Volvo at first, but no. And it’s not an NSU or BMW. I’m stumped.

Oh, and send me Doug’s information. I have a better plan.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  RootWyrm

I’m still here. Hot as hell, but I kinda like it!

My diesel Chrysler Voyager’s Serbian refrigerant is slowly leaking from my AC system, so I’ve been rolling the windows down, which I’m used to. It’s great!

The van has to go through inspection again. I’m struggling with wiring issues.

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

You… wh-Jason, we need to mount a rescue. Like, right now. The heat has clearly melted what was left of his brain. I’d put him on my flight, but, uh… I got work to pay out for business class because “it’s the only seat that gets me home before mid-August.” Kid you not. MUC-IAD’s bad, IAD-CLE’s worse. I think I can get a RoRo slot out of Bremerhaven if we can lock him in the Voyager though. He’ll have to ride with some Opel parts and give the customs guys a straight face though.

On the other hand… David needs to road trip to Heidenheim an der Brenz, go to Stattgarten on Brenzstrauß, and order the Maultaschen and the Apfelkuchle. (Somehow I got enough rust knocked off my Deutsch to order properly. Mostly.) Or Schlosswacht and literally anything. (Also, David probably can guess where I work now. They’re kind of a big deal.)

… actually, David? Come pick me up in Munchen. There’s at least one hotel in the area with air conditioning. I’ll fix your wiring if you drag me out for food. Just… no more schnitzel und spaetzle. Okay. Maybe a little more.

David Davison
David Davison
1 year ago
Reply to  RootWyrm

I thought you said Hildesheim for about 200 milliseconds there.

I was their twice in the mid 90s doing a project for HP Germany.

Loved Germany.

Andrew Fortier
Andrew Fortier
1 year ago

This may seem minor but it would be REALLY GREAT if when I logged in, it sent me back to the page I was just on instead of my profile.

I always click back to the front page then have to find the article I was on, and it always says I’m not logged in. I just logged in! It’s a hassle.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  Andrew Fortier

Agreed. That’s annoying as hell. We’re putting Mercedes on user-experience duty, and she’s gonna crush it.

JTilla
JTilla
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Also can we get a notification that someone replied to us?

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
1 year ago
Reply to  Andrew Fortier

I found that after you login, if you click back to the page that says you need to login, you can hit F5 (reload) and it will let you comment.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  Andrew Fortier

I’ve learned to login via the black bar above Autopian logo: doing so at the reply box sometimes creates a loop where I have to try 2-3 times. Safari.

Even with slow load & that bug, this is worlds better than the buggy autoplay crap at the orange site.

Note: I WILL support on patreon. This site adds value to my life.

unclesam
unclesam
1 year ago

Love the site, love the design stuff and general weirdness. Keep it up!

Lava5.0
Lava5.0
1 year ago

Hey All,
Two website issues I noted.
1) Once you sign in, it does not take you back to the story you were looking at so you have to reload the home page. Then when you click on the story, the first time the page loads, you’re not logged in. You have to reload the page and then it remembers the sign in…. And then I can comment! I’m mostly reading from a mobile device if it helps.

2) it doesn’t always happens but sometimes the page refreshes and brings me back to a random part of the article or top of the page. To motivate I have to hold my finger on the screen to stop the refresh

Otherwise, I like what you guys are doing with the site and appreciate the authenticity of your articles. I think I would like to see more indepth looks at automotive tech and am really enjoying the bishops designs. I think some more historic profiles, on races or automotive marques could be interesting as a new topic. Besides that, keep up the great work

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
1 year ago

I freaking love the new website! Especially the project cars stories, as I’m knee deep into restoring a 76 Datsun Z.

If you guys ever wanna check out a cool garage in France I spent the last two days helping out friends running a classic British car shop and got to see a gosh darn Stratos!

Tiki Bunny
Tiki Bunny
1 year ago

I cannot tell you how happy I am with the quirky, off-beat, weird (read: delightful) content that exists here. This is everything I love about cars and the writing staff is spot-on for the the task. We don’t need spy reports here or bland reviews about the latest BMW-whatever-who-cares series, we just want the straight dope on cars we’ve forgotten about.

Now go poach Steve D from the other site and life is perfect.

Aaron Headly
Aaron Headly
1 year ago

Not terribly important, but I’d prefer it if the RSS feed just had the tease for each story. There are stories where I get engrossed and forget to actually, you know, visit the site. That might hurt your metrics a little.

Also, maybe, remind us Michiganders. when DT is doing another meet-up that it might be his last one in the Great Lakes State and that we better get a move on.

ExAutoJourno
ExAutoJourno
1 year ago

The one thing I miss here — and it’s the only thing, really — is motorsports stuff. Not race reports, but commentary and insidey-type tidbits from people who a) know their stuff, b) aren’t fixated on the genital/racial/political/sexual aspects of the drivers and teams and c) just plain ol’ LOVE racin’.

Oh. And an “edit” feature for us commenters. If I hadn’t taken my time vetting these two ‘grafs, I would have sounded like a total loon. An illiterate loon.

10001010
10001010
1 year ago

Ok, picture it, a game show sort of like The Dating Game with a potential car buyer on one side of the divider who gets to ask questions of different car salespersons on the other side. Potential can’t see the cars they brought and doesn’t get to know what brands or models they represent but she gets to ask them questions about the cars. She gets to say what she’s looking for in a car, 2door, 4 door, budget, suv, sedan, etc.

Finally potential buyer picks one of the candidates based on their questions, the dividing wall falls down, and they walk over to sit in the driver seat and fall in love with their new (to them) automobile completely paid for by The Autopian!!! (This is in the budget, right?)

Step 3, profit

Jason Douglas
Jason Douglas
1 year ago

Been loving the content. The design features from both artists are great. I love those. Glad to see that you were able to bring Mercedes over.

I’d like to see some more automotive history articles every now and then. Maybe a deep dive into the development of a particular brand or car model or maybe even an engine. Why David thinks that whatever current Jeep he’s looking at is a Holy Grail. Things like that.

Most importantly, don’t ever stop with the weird. You can never provide us with enough of that.

Jason Douglas
Jason Douglas
1 year ago

Great! I’m waiting with baited breath. Or maybe just bad breath. I had a garlic heavy lunch.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Jason Douglas

Don’t eat the bait. That’s for the fish.

Eric Gonzalez
Eric Gonzalez
1 year ago

The other thing that may be nice to add in the future is something like Oppo. A lot of us also have shitty hoopties with weird quirks and features that other people may find interesting. Or maybe instead of a fully open blog you can have us send you reader-crafted articles for you to review and upload.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago
Reply to  Eric Gonzalez

A “Reader’s Car Of The Week” would be a cool feature for sure.

Or, I don’t know about the technical feasibility, but something like the “Garage” section on Drivetribe, where you could upload a photo and a blurb about your car?

Cool Dave
Cool Dave
1 year ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

I suggested something similar a few times a while back. Readers Rides would be great, each week people can post theirs in the comments and one of those gets picked for the next one, it’s a self-propelling feature!

Denis Maina
Denis Maina
1 year ago

I love the site. Especially the engineering deep dives. I am a designer at an auto supplier and find them very informative. Meanwhile, I am trying to stop my saabaru from constantly overheating. This has been a source of frustration and converted a weekend wrenching episode to over a year of pain

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  Denis Maina

Okay, walk me through the problem.

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

… you KNEW I would be on from Munchen this evening, didn’t you?! DIDN’T YOU!?
Oh wait. I think I mentioned it on Twitter. Nevermind.

Anyway… we both know what step one on any Subaru boxer engine of that era is.
Head gaskets as a consumable due every 30k or less.

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
1 year ago
Reply to  Denis Maina

Been there. Still there. I DD a 92x Aero (named Velma). Anything over 85 degrees outside and anything resembling a hill, heat climbs. Doesn’t spiral out of control, but a canyon I commute up to go home can be taken at 85mph in the spring just fine, can only be done at 65 with the AC off during summer. Now on summer #2 of that issue. Can’t find coolant leaks, no indications of headgasket leak. I’m thinking it never gets up to the correct pressure but I haven’t tested that yet.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  Denis Maina

I’m looking to HIRE ENGINEERS for this site. Ideally one can either come on full time or a retiree who has time to be a regular freelancer.

I’d love to write more deep-dives, but I’m running the place. And the reality is, you cannot have a good car website without engineer writers, given how inherently technical cars are.

So if you know someone: tips@autopian.com

David Davison
David Davison
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Im guessing you dont mean software engineers.
Who work on their own cars.
But dont know how to write in the required manner.

CSRoad
CSRoad
1 year ago
Reply to  David Davison

No not that kind of engineer.
I’m thinking Mercedes is buying a train.

Casey LaCaze
Casey LaCaze
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

What about someone who’s currently taking a break from his mechanical engineering major, but also currently works in the automotive industry, and has experience as an aircraft mechanic?

UncouthSloth
UncouthSloth
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

How about someone who writes well, has an engineering degree (technically) but doesn’t know dick about the mechanics of anything let alone vehicles?

Flatisflat
Flatisflat
1 year ago
Reply to  Denis Maina

I’ve read / heard that the coolant crossover pipe can potentially be the source of some air trapping on the Subaru boxer-4’s and that people have actually installed a Schrader valve on it to mitigate this. Is this something you have already investigated?

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
1 year ago
Reply to  Flatisflat

Also the thermostat, especially if it’s non-OEM. The thermostats on many versions of the EJ engine are mounted vertically rather than horizontally, which can cause air bubbles to get trapped around the spring. This prevents the spring from heating up properly and opening the valve. You can see why this would be a problem.

OEM thermostats (I believe Aisin is the actual supplier, or anyway their ‘stats are visually identical) are considerably taller than most aftermarket replacements, which mitigates this issue.

You want to elevate the nose of the car while filling it with coolant, and you want to make sure you have a known-good, OEM-style thermostat in there. You also want to top off the car’s coolant over the next couple of days—again, with the nose elevated—before each cold start.

Of course, it’s probably the head gaskets.

JTilla
JTilla
1 year ago
Reply to  Denis Maina

I am a subaru expert. Jack up the front end of the car and bleed it that way. It will take a while to bleed it and make sure to squeeze the top rad hose to force air out of there. Also get a new rad cap and thermostat. Any other symptoms?

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
1 year ago
Reply to  Denis Maina

That’s got an EJ engine, right? I’ve been dealing with the same constant-overheating issue in my Outback, which uses a variant of that same engine, and it turned out to be *drumroll* a blown head gasket *sad trombone*. It took me a long time to diagnose, here’s a synopsis:

First time it happened (on a 95°F day, on the highway, in traffic, with the dog in the car) I immediately suspected the head gasket because Old Subaru. No bubbles in the reservoir though and no milkshake in the oil (also, the cooling fans were running fine) so I ran a compression test at home and got a solid 180 psi across the board. “Sweet, it’s not a head gasket leak!” I thought.

I then decided that the most likely culprit was either a failing water pump, or a bad thermostat. Went ahead and replaced both, as well as the timing belt because I was in there anyway, and did a coolant flush. Drove the car for a week, no problems.

Took it on the highway again, it overheated. Looking in the coolant reservoir this time I *did* see bubbles. “Fuck, it’s been hiding a head gasket leak all along,” I thought. Limped home again.

This car is too old and worthless to be worth actually replacing the head gaskets (an expensive, engine-out procedure that I’d already had done preemptively about 50,000 miles ago) so I put a bottle of head gasket sealer in the radiator to buy time while I prepared myself to get a new car in this historically awful market, ran it through the recommended thermal cycling procedure, and crossed my fingers that it would work at least for a while.

Well, it didn’t. The car overheated again the very next time I took it on the highway. I brought it home, parked it for a week or two to let my frustration calm down, and then ran a chemical test that looks for exhaust gases in the coolant. (The product is called Block Tester, and involves an aspirator into which you pour a test fluid and then suck gas from the top of your radiator or coolant reservoir through said fluid, which will turn from blue to yellow if said gas is full of combustion products.) The car passed the test, repeatedly, no problem.

“OK,” I thought, “maybe those bubbles were just the coolant boiling because it was so dang hot in there. I’ve replaced the water pump and thermostat and ruled out a blown head gasket, so… maybe a partial radiator blockage? Maybe the coolant flush didn’t work?” I pulled the radiator and ran a garden hose through both it and the engine, observing that everything seemed to be flowing just fine. Swapped the radiator anyway because I didn’t know what else to do here. I also replaced the thermostat *again* with an OEM model (the Subaru community insists this is the only way to go) and the radiator cap too, with one of those “safety valve” types that lets you depressurize the radiator into the reservoir so that you can open a hot radiator without getting a faceful of superheated steam.

With most of the cooling system now having been replaced, and a head gasket leak having been ruled out by not one but *two* gold-standard tests, I figured that surely it must now be fixed. First time I took it on the highway, it was fine! But the second time… overheated again.

This time, I decided to risk trying the exhaust gas test while the engine was actively trying to overheat, rather than while it was just peacefully idling from a cold state. I got a little bit of color change (blue to greenish-blue) in the reservoir, but that could have just been the tester sucking in a bit of coolant accidentally. Then, I released the safety valve on the new radiator cap.

Holy fucking bubbles, Batman! That radiator had to have been at least half full of compressed gas. I put the tester up to the reservoir opening, sucked in some of that mystery gas, and the blue test fluid turned yellow like I’d flipped some kind of switch. Fuck. No misinterpreting this one, that’s a confirmed head gasket leak. It must be an intermittent problem where the leak only opens up after the car has been stressed a little, but not if it just gently idles its way up to 170°F from cold.

So, my car is basically toast. I’m not equipped to replace the head gaskets myself (and even a DIY replacement isn’t all *that* cheap, unless you are a machinist and can lap your own heads) and I just don’t see dumping thousands of dollars into a beat-up, boring, ugly, 20-year-old Subie that I’ve never exactly been in love with anyway. I’ve had the car for 12 years, it’s served me well all that time, but now its days are numbered.

The last thing I did was try another, different kind of head gasket sealer (Blue Devil, this time) just to see if I could get a little more time out of it. It seems to have taken—coolant levels have been steady all week and the car hasn’t overheated on me, even in this hot-ass weather we’ve been having. I’d be overjoyed if I can just keep driving this car until the market returns to normal, and meanwhile I’m aggressively saving for a down payment on a new automobile because even though the Outback remains alive, I have no illusions that it’s actually fixed. It’s living on borrowed time, and I don’t know how much it has.

I’m going to run a final exhaust gas test this weekend (after taking it on the highway) and hopefully it’ll pass. If it does, I can keep the car as I put money aside for its replacement. The more I can save, the better position I’ll be in when the day comes that the poor patched-up think finally croaks for good.

Anyway, that’s been my EJ journey. I hope yours goes better, but if I were you I’d get a Block Tester kit and check to see if your car’s exhaust is leaking into your coolant. Good luck.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  FUCK YOU

Commiseration from an ‘02 EJ owner. 2 cheap-enough-to-throw-at-it suggestions: the way-tall coolant funnel kit from Amazon, and Bars Leaks Golden Seal ‘pills’. The funnel did my bleeding after fancy Al radiator (tig welds add 5hp, right?) replacement in 1 session, period. The Golden Seal I have used in multiple cars—and it sealed an EA82 head gasket for another 3 years and almost 22k. For ~$30 (beforetimes prices), they’re worth a try.

Was going to ask about lower radiator hose because I ran into an old Mazda truck which could run all day 50-60 below 85° ambient, but sustaining 65 above 85°ish for 15 min and temp would climb due to missing internal support spring in lower hose: hose would collapse enough to impede flow above 2200 or so rpm. But you said you replaced radiator & thermostat. Still, worth a try: heat it up, then watch that lower hose while reving to 3000 for signs of milkshake-straw syndrome. That’s free & easy. Maybe pull over in the offending canyon to look?

I’m no longer a Magic Elixer guy, but those pills have actually worked in several cases: gave owner time to save up & replace ride at (more) leisure. Crush 3 with mortar&pestle really well, mix with 1&1/2 pints of HOT water, and dribble resulting porridge slowly into radiator @ ~1500rpm. GM used them in later Saturns from the factory. This is anecdotal, but plenty more on Saturnfans forum and on wayback machine on precursor to Nasioc. Never had noticeable heater-core blockage (unscientific laser-thermometer readings), either. Oh; also at Bob is the Oil Guy forums.

I feel (and personally dread) your pain, man. Keep the faith

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Edit: ‘offending canyon’ reference null&void: I mixed Lockleaf’s comment below into yours. Please disregard.
Carry on

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

I’m pretty confident I’ve got any bubbles out of the system (I’d been topping it off with the nose elevated every morning for the first several days after applying Blue Devil, but all it seemed to do was make the reservoir coolant level go higher, so hopefully it’s stopped burning coolant) and the head gasket repair stuff has hopefully worked this time.

The first time I actually used a Bar’s Leaks product, although not the one you suggested, and it didn’t do shit. Bar’s Leaks Head Gasket Fix, I think. The Blue Devil Head Gasket Repair seems to be holding so far… gonna do a test in a couple of hours.

People On The Internet seem to agree that these sealers are good for a couple years’ worth of driving, which is all I need. I’ve seen how they’re supposed to do their thing, and it makes sense—when coolant starts getting into the engine, the sealer basically hardens into a mineral-like substance on contact with the hot exhaust gases, thus plugging the hole. If I can get two more years out of this car, hopefully both me and the market will be in much better shape.

Eventually, I’ll try to sell the car to someone who knows their Subarus and is equipped to deal with the problem correctly. Other than the head gasket this car is in exceptional shape for its age and the area it lives in, so it’s got a lot more life in it if it can find the right hands. Those hands aren’t mine, but people in New England love their Subies and there’s always someone with a wrench who’s looking for a cheap winter beater.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  FUCK YOU

Yes, a couple caveats needed. Bars Leak > liquid looks< at coolant unless going on a major trip? If then.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

WHAT??
45mins in writing then condensing a comment reduced to jumble above. Bars Leak liquids stop up heater cores more than stopping actual leaks in my experience. The Radiator Stop Leak Professional Formula on a card provide fiber reinforcement for the OAT coolant Subaru uses. It may patch any remaining small leaks from the much better stuff you used. Cheap&easy Hail Mary that’s worthwhile to carry from my experience

Let’s see if this gets thru

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
1 year ago
Reply to  FUCK YOU

Update: car passed the exhaust gas test, after some 80 mph highway runs and 50 mph stoplight-to-stoplight driving, on a 95°F day. Seems like the head gasket is sealed up… for now.

Noticket
Noticket
1 year ago

Tips for recovering a stolen car w/o a big website? Tips for emotionally recovering from having a car stolen? My 1992 Typhoon disappeared from my property this week, and aside from calling the cops and posting on Facebook groups, I just feel constantly dreadful and guilty about not being able to prevent this.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago
Reply to  Noticket

I feel your pain. I had a car stolen out of my drive way once. The offiers were more concerned about which one of my friends did it.

It was found the next day on a random street unlocked. They did a good job trashing it just to be vindictive. Ended up getting it repaired but I hated the fact they smoked in it and put the cigs out on the shifter.

Remember if they want your car, they will take it. All you can do is prevent the opportunity theft. In my case they wanted it and had a plan to get it out as quick as possible.

OM613
OM613
1 year ago
Reply to  Noticket

This is a bummer, sorry to hear.
Typhoons are pretty unusual, right?
When you’ve been posting on the socials, have you been identifying the VIN and all that to make it hard for the thieves to interact with the Typhoon communities?

Noticket
Noticket
1 year ago
Reply to  OM613

Yeah, this was 1 of 518 in the Frost White/Argent Gray color combo made in 1992 if Wiki is to be believed.

I’ve been including the last 4 of the vin (which is a pretty common identifier in the SyTy communities). Also, build sheets for SyTys are all publicly available.

This one is mine: https://www.sportmachines.com/members/truckind.php?truckid=6432&fbclid=IwAR0A4IXdI6GidAh5J6PC8tzrOaLEE-X2QVs5isVh2GFuITY65xgx8Me-LsQ

SLIDTossedPissedinto BleuCHSaladwCroutons
SLIDTossedPissedinto BleuCHSaladwCroutons
1 year ago
Reply to  Noticket

It was me… Im sorry. I own a Towing and Recovery Operation involving a bunch of FlatBeds, 1Ts, a few 30 – 50T Wreckers and a Dual Steer Triple Axle for doing the usual Wreck off of a Curve on the Highway.

I also signed a lucrative contract with Pimp My Ride and OVERHAULIN.

(SHHHHHHHH, we agreed that Id load up your Typhoon in the middle of the night and transport it under the cover of darkness. Bout a week from now, it would be back with you. But Chip Foose isnt able to go on with a new contract, so we added Sol Fenklestein and his affinity with Bondo. Dont hate me if your car comes back coated in pink doilies that have been etched into your paintjob, or the 30″ wheels or the Hamster Powered motor.)

COMPLETELY AND ABSOLUTELY JUST KIDDING. I dont fuck with other peoples shit. I just thought I could make something up to not have ya feel like a warm bag of my wifes farts.

Hope ya had a nice laugh.

There is no H in Doug
There is no H in Doug
1 year ago

When are you guys coming across the pond? Goodwood maybe? I need David’s help to quickly and cheaply convert my XJ to an EV. That’s a weekend job, right?

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago

Doug! The legend.

There is no H in Doug
There is no H in Doug
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

I still owe you a write up on my Vespa PX125 EV conversion. And something about the bind I’m in due to the eventual expansion of the Ultra Low Emissions Zone next year. Seriously, when are you coming over?

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago

Let’s set up a time in January?

There is no H in Doug
There is no H in Doug
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Sounds good, I’ll be here, and I’ll have a parking spot for the Krassler waiting for you.

Thomas Hundal
Thomas Hundal
1 year ago

Don’t threaten me with an opportunity to trawl the U.K. in search of an SR Nova. Seriously, Goodwood FOS next year sounds mega, I’d love to make a trip across the pond happen at some point.

There is no H in Doug
There is no H in Doug
1 year ago
Reply to  Thomas Hundal

There are some very cool cars over here. I spend far too much time browsing the Car and Classic site. Especially for the 40+ year old cars that are exempt from tax and ULEZ charges.

Thomas Hundal
Thomas Hundal
1 year ago

Car and Classic is brilliant, although I’ll fully admit that Gumtree’s more my budget. Still, XR4x4s, Cavalier Turbos, XR3s, ST220s, Saxos, Metro Turbos, the list of neat cars in the U.K. just keeps going and going.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 year ago
Reply to  Thomas Hundal

Good grief man why would you want an SR Nova?

OM613
OM613
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Imortalised in song by The Streets, man. Who wouldn’t want one?
“‘Cause Tony’s got a new motor
Sr nova driving like a joyrider
Speeding to the corner “

Thomas Hundal
Thomas Hundal
1 year ago
Reply to  OM613

“Your mother warned ya, it’s a sound system banger”

Thomas Hundal
Thomas Hundal
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

They’re great places to put redtop motors.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 year ago
Reply to  Thomas Hundal

Surely better to start with a GTE? Although there are hundreds of better cars to put a red top in first!

Thomas Hundal
Thomas Hundal
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

A GTE would be brilliant but also more money. A redtop-powered Chevette or HC Viva would be neat, but I quite fancy a Nova. Piper cams and dual 45s in an 850 KG car would absolutely fly.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 year ago
Reply to  Thomas Hundal

Why not put DT on the lookout for a Corsa A SR with the steering wheel on the correct side while he’s currently in Europe?

Thomas Hundal
Thomas Hundal
1 year ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

I know it’s the same car, but I’d just prefer a Nova. My granddad was a Vauxhall man for years.

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

Because David’s not the European car hunting expert.

I’ve been the expert in tracking down the most obscure cars made of pure unobtanium in the old countries for two decades now. I just don’t take much business because I’m not interested in old BMWs and Benzes and VWs and million dollar cars. I only do weird.
You want an Opel Insignia OPC? Sure. Fiat 147 3.2? Give me two weeks. Peugeot 207 convertible? How many do you need and will you be Federalizing?

Corsa A SR? Yeah. I can find those.

Parsko
Parsko
1 year ago

The path you are on is perfect, from my perspective. I love it, and am entertained and educated along the way.

I will say, I have been daydreaming all day today about being a driver in the Autopian Rally. I’m going to Malaysia for basically all of August. I can wrench, have a high pain threshold for this stuff. If you are doing it in September or October, please consider.

Load times and comment system could use help, but yes, I understand your growing pains. No complaints yet.

Sigiramm
Sigiramm
1 year ago

Great job thus far with the site. I know it’s auto journo site, but personally I’d enjoy a little extra MC journo. Seems like that’s getting sparser these days. Even dedicated sites are slow so it’s no fault of The Autopian.

Sigiramm
Sigiramm
1 year ago

Some motorbikes can feel like Muenster Cheese when riding them. So sure (-:

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 year ago
Reply to  Sigiramm

I will do what I can! 🙂 I have an update coming for my little Yamaha project on Monday. I also have a major update about the BikeBandit bankruptcy story that I wrote as a going away present for the ol’ lighting site.

We’re still finding our way and I think we’ll be able to write more about different kinds of vehicles. I’m trying to get personally involved with trains, too.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago

So planes, trains, AND automobiles? (And motorcycles to boot?)

Data
Data
1 year ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago
Reply to  Data

We should do a road test of Doobby’s Taxiola.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago

Wait, what do you mean “personally involved with trains”?

I like where this is going.

Sigiramm
Sigiramm
1 year ago

Your content is great! Motojourno is really broad when covering all the included genres.

If you’re ever looking for some personal opinions on a Chinese Vespa clone, a z900, or 390 Duke I’d be glad to share for you to publish. I’ve wrenched on all of them myself. The only one I chose to warranty was the KTM because I bought it new with bad seals. That was a fun story…

Oh and I take my wheels off to get tyres mounted at a shop because I’d rather pay someone 30 bucks to mount and balance in 15 minutes than spend a couple hours doing the same.

...getstoneyII
...getstoneyII
1 year ago

Hey! I am a retired Train Conductor. I’d be happy to answer any questions you might have about stuff 🙂 Feel free to e-mail me!

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
1 year ago

I should be working but here I am, when is Mercedes visiting Metro Detroit? And of course she needs to bring her fleet. Cars & Pizza sponsored by Walmart parking lot lol

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

Oh, and it goes without saying, except it really doesn’t, that we all deeply appreciate the time, effort, blood, sweat, tears and other bodily fluids (we don’t want to know any more details) that you all are putting into this fantastic website. It’s already the BEST automotive website anywhere and that’s only attributable to all the hard work you and your staff of fantastic contributors put into it.

David Kieras
David Kieras
1 year ago

I enjoy the content but…the WordPress site on which you are hosted can be quite slow.

ExAutoJourno
ExAutoJourno
1 year ago
Reply to  David Kieras

My Commodore 64 seems fine with it.

David Kieras
David Kieras
1 year ago
Reply to  David Kieras
Evelyn Black
Evelyn Black
1 year ago

they have CD-ROMs why has no one ever tried to make a CD-RAM

10001010
10001010
1 year ago
Reply to  Evelyn Black

They tried, CD-RW was a thing for a while but it generally sucked.

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago
Reply to  Evelyn Black

Hi.
CD-RAMs were too small. We went straight to DVD-RAMs circa late POWER4, early POWER5 generation systems. Very efficient solution for backing up both individual partitions as well as WPARs when they were introduced.

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
1 year ago

It’d be cool if you could get some heaps running and take them on more adventures. The articles about ‘how many broken cars I have now!’ every month or so are nice but would be good to see progress and maybe some Lemons runs with something, or like when David got his postal Jeep to Moab and such.

UncouthSloth
UncouthSloth
1 year ago
Reply to  Fuzzyweis

it seems that DT is going to go Down Unda and attempt to get a heap running. While it may be more efficient for him to focus on one (1) continent at a time, the thought of counterclockwise wrenching combined with killer animals should be fun

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  UncouthSloth

I’m not looking forward to having to take apart all my ratchets and flip the mechanism to handle all the right-hand threads.

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Righty releasy, lefty locky?

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago
Reply to  Fuzzyweis

I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before…

Eric Gonzalez
Eric Gonzalez
1 year ago

I have nothing but good things to say about The Autopian, Torch!

Thanks to all of you for sticking around and deliver great car content instead of going to work somewhere we would never hear from you again.

The comments section needs a bit of work, like editing, posting images, etc. but I’m sure you already know this.

But my biggest gripe is why you haven’t addressed why rear reflectors went from being in the taillights to the bottom of bumpers.

Eric Gonzalez
Eric Gonzalez
1 year ago

It would be nice to do a bit of “history of the reflector” and how at first it was a separate entity probably due to costs and simplicity until at some point around the 60s(?) 70s(?) it became an integral part of the taillight assembly where it stayed up until the late 90’s/early 00’s. Earliest *modern* car I can remember having independent bumper reflectors is the 2 door BMW E46, around 1998 or so.

Chris Savino
Chris Savino
1 year ago

Love the new site. The stories are excellent for the most part. I like seeing the list change every day. The site however is very slow. Last week it was taking almost 11 seconds to get to a new story. I’m on Xfinity 1.2g service, I usually land around 900+. The delay is not THAT bad but most other websites take a second or 2 to redirect you to the next page.

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago
Reply to  Chris Savino

But at least the stories on this site are actually worth waiting for.
That said, a speed increase would be nice.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  Dar Khorse

We’ll talk to our technicians and get them to bolt on a supercharger from a junkyard Buick Century.

V10omous
V10omous
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

The Century never came supercharged from the factory, do you mean the Regal GS?

Jeff Gillio
Jeff Gillio
1 year ago
Reply to  V10omous

That’s why he has to get the supercharger from one at the junk yard.

Matt Baures
Matt Baures
1 year ago
Reply to  V10omous

Probably meant the Park Avenue Ultra…

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  V10omous

Ah yes, the Regal.

V10omous
V10omous
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Hey if I can’t be pedantic about 90s GM sedans here, there’s probably no place I can.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  V10omous

No no, I’m happy you caught that. We need people like you here.

UncouthSloth
UncouthSloth
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

so, every time I click on my Autopian bookmark, I am going to be subjected to 3-5 seconds of high-pitched whining?

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago
Reply to  UncouthSloth

Excuse you?
I set that supercharger up.
It’s 3-5 seconds of high pitched screaming because I also took off the governor. And Buicks of this era, as a point of fact, have a V1 speed.

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 year ago
Reply to  RootWyrm

Is there a rotation speed? ✈️

RootWyrm
RootWyrm
1 year ago

I suspect there is, but I couldn’t find a steep enough downhill to test and confirm. Since, you know, the front wheels don’t make it go faster when they’re no longer touching the ground.

For the curious, V1 on a W-body Regal is 112-113MPH.

Nycbjr
Nycbjr
1 year ago
Reply to  Chris Savino

agreed, site content is great, but response time is the pits…. need to add some more expansion cards JT!

Andrew Fortier
Andrew Fortier
1 year ago
Reply to  Chris Savino

Co-sign. The site is slow. Much slower than another car blog that shall not be named.

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

Thanks Jason – the site is looking great so far and I eagerly look forward to the enhancements.
One thing I would like is a general delivery address or something so I can send in my copy of Robot Take the Wheel for an autograph!

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  Dar Khorse

We should get a headquarters address. That way ya’ll can send us some WEIRD stuff. That used to happen in Jena. Man the things people sent us…

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Can I send you guys NIB car parts I don’t need anymore? I also have a set of NOS vintage AC Delco spark plugs in their original box for some reason.

10001010
10001010
1 year ago

Or, you know, if you guys set up a national tour to all the large cities I could bring my book as you swing through Houston 😉

CatMan
CatMan
1 year ago
Reply to  10001010

Plus 1 on the Houston tour

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
1 year ago
Reply to  CatMan

Include Milwaukee please!

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

If I had an email address for you, I would! I did email you at tips@autopian.com but never heard back. I’m happy to send you my LinkedIn profile address if you want to make sure I’m (probably) not a mass-murderer or anything.

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