No one said advertising cars was easy, but at the same time, it’s not exactly rocket surgery. You would think that there would be some sort of rule, even an unwritten one, or perhaps a guideline of some sort that suggested, hey, maybe don’t try to sell a car with some kind of disaster, like a building collapsing or a sinkhole or a fire or anything like that. I mean, that seems kinda obvious, right? Not to Mercury.
In 1964, Mercury ran what may be one of the strangest print ads in car-selling history, one that involved a barn fire. And, even weirder, that ad seems to have a strange, even uncanny visual relationship to an extremely famous painting, the 1948 work Christina’s World by noted American painter Andrew Wyeth.
Seriously, look at this ad:

So, what exactly is going on here? There’s a fire, a barn fire, which I suppose is better than a house fire, but still no picnic. There’s a Ford fire truck on the scene in the background (I think it’s a Ford C-Series cabover truck) and then a pair of Mercurys up front, one with a fastback roof and one with a Breezeway roof, which I’ll talk about more in a minute here.
Let’s look at the copy for this ad:

I think it’s a pretty bold choice to call an uncontrolled barn fire “excitement,” but the ad copy does go on to clarify that it considers volunteer firemen to be “active, on-the-go people,” which is hard to argue with.
I guess I have to hand it to Mercury, though, for at least trying something different. Usually, in these midcentury ads, you see active on-the-go people driving their exciting cars to things like hot air balloon gatherings or beaches or nightclubs. Maybe it’s about damn time these advertising world on-the-go jackasses did something useful.
It’s such an ominous-looking image, though, that burning barn with its plumes of black smoke, and not one that necessarily makes me think I should go out and buy a Mercury. It more makes me want to make sure I unplugged that space heater in my basement.
But even more than that, this ad is tickling some visual part of my brain, creating a resonance with another famous image I know, one that I can’t ignore. Here, look for yourself:

That’s the Mercury ad on top, and below it, from 16 years earlier, is Christina’s World, by Andrew Wyeth. It’s widely considered one of the best-known and most important American paintings of the 20th century, and I swear it looks just like the Maine field that’s the location of Wyeth’s famous painting. It’s uncanny!
The woman in the painting, Anna Christina Olson, had a degenerative muscular disease that prevented her from walking, but she refused to use a wheelchair, preferring instead to crawl everywhere she needed to go, even outside on her family’s farm.
That Mercury ad is not the same place, but compositionally it’s just so damn close, I have to wonder if the people staging the photograph for that ad were thinking of the famous painting when they were framing everything up. But if so, why? Would a reference to a famous painting about a woman with a degenerative muscle disease help sell cars? In case a barn fire wasn’t enough?
Christina’s World is an incredibly powerful painting, for sure, so maybe some hint of it was enough.
The other interesting thing in this old ad has to do with the rear window of the black Mercury there, the one with the Breezeway roof. Mercury was very proud of that roof, and it was the subject of a number of ads:

The reverse-raked rear window – a feature shared on very few cars, including the Citroën Ami, Ford Anglia, and Toyota Will Vi – was touted as a great way to get ventilation even in the rain, since that window could actually roll down yet not permit rain to get in, allowing for flow-through ventilation, as this commercial shows:
I mean, it’s a great rear window setup. You don’t see cars advertised with a focus on their rear windows all that much. Or, for that matter, with a focus on barn fires.
Top graphic image: Ford









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The bit about the college girl and the inexpensive gift was pretty racy for the time. Enjoyable!
Mercury brought us Dear Annie the Lonely
Hearts Columnist with sly advice for her, for the frustrated secretary, and for the mother of three.
I often suspected that Christina was thinking, “One day I’m gonna burn that mother down!”
I knew it was Christina’s World before scrolling down. Curious if it was an intentional homage or an accident of that particular composition bubbling up.
Same here. The horizon is almost identical, and the composition is close enough that Wyeth could have probably had a case for copyright infringement if he’d been a litigious fellow.
Likewise, I “saw it” immediately. It’s downright wierd how the brain fills in the blanks given a very few cues.
Never underestimate an artist!
There’s an obvious explanation to this. Mercury used AI to generate their ad! From now on I will be boycotting Mercury for their malfeasance.
I figured it was just Photoshop.
My hometown has about 30,000 people and still has a volunteer fire department today. Someone told me it was the largest US city to still run a volunteer dept. Yep. They are cheap bastards.
Anyway, in the 1960’s volunteer departments were a very common thing. People routinely carry gear in their cars (or head to the station) when they got a call.
I think the ad is saying that only these Mercurial cars are able to carry the gear and get to barn fires quickly AND still be able to park randomly on any old grassy knoll.
Wow. Now that’s a real barn burner of ridiculousness.
Most of America by area has no wired broadband or professional fire protection.
Active firemen practice their skills in controlled burn/controlled ba8rn situations. They can respond quickly if they show up in their Mercurys.
Rear windows are so out of vogue that some automakers now just stop providing them at all…
I hate this timeline.
It is not. I’m not seeing it past some vague similarity.
oh but it is! and it’s not just me!
I have a framed print of Andrew Wyeth’s “Master Bedroom” in my den. It was the last thing I blew money on needlessly before I got married. It’s an incredible watercolor painting of his dog sleeping on his bed with next level light composition. I’m not even a dog person or an art person, but I had to have it.
My parents have the exact same painting print in their bedroom! They have dogs that love to sleep on their bed, so I can see why they have that painting.
I wonder if it is the same one that Snoopy has in his doghouse, after the fire ruined his Van Gogh?
Yes, I’m very old.
OMG… I haven’t thought about that in 55 years or so.
Didn’t he also lose his pinking shears in that fire? He was probably smoking in bed…
The vortex behind that rear window is a great way to channel exhaust gas into the cabin, just in case you felt like you were missing out. Ask me how I know.
When I was kid one of our neighbors had a Mercury Turnpike Cruiser. I can attest to the fumes being sucked in.
And also rain and snow?
This is all I picture happening when I see this kind of rear window set up
The debate still rages as to whether the barn was struck by a comet or a meteor.
Turn back the page in the Mercury brochure. “Active on-the-go people like Thelma and Louise prefer the responsive performance and flammability of Mercury’s smaller offerings.”
When the execs said make the ad a real barn burner, this isn’t what they had in mind.
Come on down to the Mercury fire sale! Our cars are hot and the deals are hotter.
Should have run this on Monday, just saying.
Also, retractable rear windows are one of my very, very favorite things. I’m a windows down guy from May-October, and it bothers me greatly that in a world with so many relatively vertical rear windows that could easily drop into the bottom half of the tailgate, this is basically only found in the 4Runner. Hell, I find the 4Runner massively appealing only for this feature.
I’ve driven convertibles in the rain with the top down, and the rain whips around and totally covers the inside of the windshield! I’m not sure how a back window on a car would compare, but it’s got a very similar slant to it, so I’m not so sure it’s a rainy day proposition here.
It is.
The Citroen Ami 6 was known for always keeping a clean and dry rear window no matter what. It’s not only the angle, it’s also the frames around it and the trunk behind it.
Yes, it’s not just the angle of the rear window, it’s also the aerodynamics of the vehicle. For example most cars with a fastback type rear lid would have a completely clean rear window above 50-60 mph, even though the window was almost flat and get very wet when standing or at low speeds. On the contrary, hatchback style cars (like the Golf) would produce vortices at elevated speeds that completely soiled their rear window. They weren’t just wet, but really dirty.
My CRX could keep me completely dry in decent rain with the sunroof fully open, as long as I kept it above 75mph. Not a drop in.
My hatch window was also completely dry, if – say – I drove from the dry into a raincloud at 75mph or above.
In a Fiat spider, at the right speed, you wouldn’t even get wet and the windshield shed water perfectly from wind flow.
Ever try running the side windows up when driving your convertible in the rain?
The rain/snow just flows over my cabin and hits somewhere around the top of the back seat or the rear decklid until I come to a near-stop.
Ah, the good old days, when something a traumatic as a barn fire would be used to advertise a car. (Did anyone get the horses out? Are cute little piglets getting charred alive?) You’d get people claiming that their mental health was highly disturbed by such an ad, nowadays. Still, you gotta wonder what kind of marketing executive would greenlight something like this.
One that was surrounded by a team of madmen, for sure.
REAL guerilla journalists would have the details leading to the ad, and a transcript!
What new car on the market today is best equipped for arriving at a barn fire?
I demand this be the next TBQ.
My vote is the Ford Tempo. Park that sucker 3 feet from the structure and baby, you got a stew goin’.
Any Ferrari. Park one in your barn long enough and there’s a good chance you’ll end up at a barn fire.
Just back up the Pinto.
Fiero, much moreso
I imagine the accompanying TV commercial will have a soundtrack from the Talking Heads.
Burning Down the Barn, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
And you may tell yourself,
“This is not my burning barn!”
And you may tell yourself,
“This is not my large automobile!”
They remind me of high school
His painting ‘Ides of March’ may be related. I blame the dog.
Hey, well, I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan,
Won’t ya hop inside my car?
I got water, got sand, I’m a fire-man
And I can take you to the burning barn…
Give this man an award!
Picture, if you will, pulling up The Autopian on a Friday morning, only to experience the existential dread of thinking that it might actually be Monday because there’s a Mercury article on deck…
Mercurial journalism?
Speaking of which – we are past due for Pontiac Pthursday and Ford Friday. I still stand by Toy Tuesday.
Maybe this one was Fancy Ford Friday.
Storms have been getting worse here and more often than not our rain comes sideways. Always park or drive your Mercury in the proper orientation.
“Tigers don’t go out on rainy nights
They’ve no need to whet their appetites”
Around 1975, my violin teacher had one of these with the Breezeway roof. He had a job playing bass with the Peoria symphony. He’d transport his instrument with part of it sticking out through the rear window
I kept getting arrested when I rode around with my instrument sticking out of a window.
It’s nice out. I think I’ll leave it out
Dude was literally sticking his neck out.
Farmer: Thanks for coming! The barn’s on fire!
Fire Dept: Yep. It is. Look, the PR folks from Ford want to get some barn fire pictures. Is it ok if we park a couple of Mercury vehicles here and take some promo pics?
Farmer: Um, yes. You’re going to put the fire out first, right?
Fire Dept: …
Farmer: Right?
At a location not to be named later, the county has an arrangement with a contractor when a building is going to be used by the fire dept.
They allow the contractor to use it for tactical training, often with local law enforcement, then the fire dept takes over.
Canyonero – the perfect SUV for surviving the apocalypse.
Wow, degenerative muscular disease? I’ve passed by and looked at that painting dozens, maybe a hundred times (it was on the wall opposite the escalators at MoMA for several years), and with no background info on display, I thought it was about some mental torment of her rural life.
Weekend trip to MOMA + 3 martini lunch on Monday = “Hey, how about a barn fire based off of that famous Andrew Wyeth painting for that Mercury ad that we’ve been stuck on for the past 5 weeks?”
First, repeat with conviction
“It was on fire when I got here.”
I thought it was about showing off her gorgeous, um… hair?
I’d no idea that this story of muscular degeneration was behind it
I think the artist did a number of paintings of her.
The truth is – both are from Andrew Wyeth – just from different sides of the hill and at different times.
In the ad, Christina has burned the house to the ground already.
Headcanon Accepted
That 1948 painting is – haunting. I feel her pain in every step of the crawl. Madness
Also, I’m betting the actual barn and fire are just paintings in the ad. Good luck driving those non-posi Mercurys on bias ply road tires up a wet grass slope.
Christina, aka Charlie McGee