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These Are The Autopian’s Best Stories Of 2025, Made Possible By Our Amazing Members

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Thanks to you, dear readers, and especially to members whose financial contributions are critical in keeping our lights on, The Autopian had has written some phenomenal articles in 2025. Let’s take a walk down memory lane and marvel in some of the awesome stories Autopian writers put together this past year — again, thanks to you.

2025 has been a challenging year for automotive media, with AI and Google algorithm changes all but destroying a major traffic funnel: Google Discover. We saw a heavy decrease in traffic, and with that, a heavy decrease in advertising revenue. This sucks; luckily, Autopian members have been here to shore us up in these unsteady tides. We will continue to work tirelessly to earn your membership, because we realize how lucky we are to have you. The internet is vast, and you choose to spend your time and money here. Thank you!

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Anyway, let’s get into some of our best stories of 2025.

Jason Kept It Weird

Yes, We Have Finally Cracked The Problem Of Storing Data On Salami

I’m not entirely sure what Jason was thinking when he wrote about storing data on salami. What does that have to do with cars? Nothing. And yet, it remains our most-watched Instagram video ever — 2.6 million views, over 200,000 likes.

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How does Jason do this? He’s an anomaly. A beautiful, beautiful anomaly.

Here’s a story about his favorite topic: obscure Volkswagen history:

Has Volkswagen Ever Built A Front-Engine/ Rear-Drive Car? The Answer Isn’t Clear

Jason always finds a way to blend great car history with ridiculousness. Here’s a story about a Dutch cab built by a company that shares a name with genitals — a story we didn’t know we needed:

This Bizarre Dutch Electric Cab Was Wildly Ahead Of Its Time And Built By A Company That Shares A Name With Genitals

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You know those round rose windows on old cathedrals? Well, Jason apparently had some kind of psychedelic trip that led him to wonder how those would look as wheels. He shared that trip with us in article form:

It’s Time To Pick Which Famous Cathedral Rose Windows Would Make The Best Wheels

Oh man this was a great article about an allegedly leaked poop-related memo at Stellantis’ Kokomo Engine plant:

A Poop-Smearing Bandit Is On The Loose In Jeep’s Engine Factory

Here’s a great historical piece from Torch involving Jeeps and Nissan Murano Crosscabriolets — two of my favorite topics:

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These Internal Jeep Pictures And Sketches From A Flea Market Seem To Show Jeep Considering A Murano Cross Cab-Like Car

 

Mercedes Did The Things

One of the many things I love about Mercedes is that she goes out and does things. Things like fly a Goodyear blimp:

I Flew In The Iconic Goodyear Blimp And It Was An Experience Like Nothing Else

…and ride in the world’s largest and most powerful diesel-electric locomotive:

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This Twin V16 Engine Beast Is The World’s Largest And Most Powerful Running Diesel-Electric Locomotive And I Got To Ride It

Check out the DC-8 Mercedes got the opportunity to tour!:

This Is The Last Douglas DC-8 Left Flying In America And It Has A Critical Job To Do

Mercedes also toured a Boeing 747SP:

This Five-Engine Boeing 747 Is One Of The Rarest Planes In The World, And It Exists For A Specific Reason

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Mercedes always does a great job telling us stories about her own vehicles:

How I Got My Weird Indian-Italian-American Vespa Running For The First Time In 11 Years For Less Than $100

My $260 Honda Is Finally Here From Japan And It’s Even Cooler Than I Expected

 

My $2,000 British Roadster Is Finally Here From Japan And It’s Even Cooler Than I Expected

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She also does a great job understanding complex issues, digging into them, and breaking them down for us:

Why The U.S. Government Allegedly Seizing A $1.35 Million Motorhome For A ‘Missing’ VIN Is Such A Huge Deal

But my favorite Merc piece of 2025 is this one about a train that requires no fuel or charging, ever:

A Mining Company Built A Battery-Electric Train That Never Has To Be Charged Because It Only Carries Its Load Downhill

Such great stuff from Merc.

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Matt Hardigree Crushed The Morning Dump This Year, Also Wrote Our Best Sentence Of The Year

Matt submitted only two blogs for this best-of article. In reference to the Sabrina Carpenter blog below, he told me: “[It’s] just fun to be able to write about stuff I’m interested in without having to worry people won’t get it, or it’s not a fit. Enthusiasm is all we really care about here.”

Sabrina Carpenter Is The Queen Of Malaise

Then there are Matt’s Daily Morning Dumps, which are fantastic analyses of what’s going on in the auto industry. “The whole Tavares roller coaster was fun to follow, but being able to take most of a day to go through the company’s publicly disclosed compensation data to see how Tavares was actually encouraged to behave this way was a real luxury,” he writes about the story below.

How To Get Paid $26.1 Million For Trashing A Company

Here are a few more TMDs for good measure:

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Why Ford Thinks Giving Up On Big EVs Will Be Worth A $20 Billion Hit

 

 

We Are All In The Automotive Bizarro World

Matt was also honored in a New York Times piece about the best sentences of 2025. Amazing!

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Thomas Finds News You Care About

Layoffs Hit Cars & Bids As The Enthusiast Car Market Comes Back Down To Earth

Cars & Bids and Bring a Trailer have become such big parts of the car world, that what happens at those respective outfits is interesting to our community. Thomas covers some C&B news in the story above, and some car-show news in the story below:

‘You Are A Cancer To Automotive Enthusiasts Everywhere.’ Chaos Cancelled One Of America’s Coolest Car Shows

Does Thomas like covering only negative news? Absolutely not, but here’s some more of that:

It Took GM More Than 28,000 Failed V8s And Three Internal Investigations Before Recalling Its L87 Engines

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and then he writes about our hideous Ssangyong Rodius here:

I Quite Liked Our £800 Ssangyong Rodius Even If I Ruined It

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Knowonelse
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Knowonelse
8 minutes ago

As for the “remind myself that I’m an engineer even though I’ve been out of the biz for a while” bit. While I graduated with degrees in both Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineer, the closest to an being an Engineer is as a Manufacturing Engineer soo not directly in the biz. An Mfg Engr has to understand the engineering enough to be able to figure out how to make what the designer wants based on quantity per year and the shop’s manufacturing capability, and consider manufactuing costs. The second half of my career is as a Technical Writer, so I get to read and edit engineering documents, I don’t have to write them! I love this job!

Someone is an engineer if they have the kind of mindset of an engineer, regardless of the engineering discipline or if they are in the engineering biz. How we approach problems and determining solutions is engineering. As I think back to when I was a kid, it is amazing to think that I would become anything but an engineer.

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