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These Are The Autopian’s Best Stories Of 2025, Made Possible By Our Amazing Members

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Thanks to you, dear readers, and especially to members whose financial contributions are critical in keeping our lights on, The Autopian had has written some phenomenal articles in 2025. Let’s take a walk down memory lane and marvel in some of the awesome stories Autopian writers put together this past year — again, thanks to you.

2025 has been a challenging year for automotive media, with AI and Google algorithm changes all but destroying a major traffic funnel: Google Discover. We saw a heavy decrease in traffic, and with that, a heavy decrease in advertising revenue. This sucks; luckily, Autopian members have been here to shore us up in these unsteady tides. We will continue to work tirelessly to earn your membership, because we realize how lucky we are to have you. The internet is vast, and you choose to spend your time and money here. Thank you!

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Anyway, let’s get into some of our best stories of 2025.

Jason Kept It Weird

Yes, We Have Finally Cracked The Problem Of Storing Data On Salami

I’m not entirely sure what Jason was thinking when he wrote about storing data on salami. What does that have to do with cars? Nothing. And yet, it remains our most-watched Instagram video ever — 2.6 million views, over 200,000 likes.

How does Jason do this? He’s an anomaly. A beautiful, beautiful anomaly.

Here’s a story about his favorite topic: obscure Volkswagen history:

Has Volkswagen Ever Built A Front-Engine/ Rear-Drive Car? The Answer Isn’t Clear

Jason always finds a way to blend great car history with ridiculousness. Here’s a story about a Dutch cab built by a company that shares a name with genitals — a story we didn’t know we needed:

This Bizarre Dutch Electric Cab Was Wildly Ahead Of Its Time And Built By A Company That Shares A Name With Genitals

You know those round rose windows on old cathedrals? Well, Jason apparently had some kind of psychedelic trip that led him to wonder how those would look as wheels. He shared that trip with us in article form:

It’s Time To Pick Which Famous Cathedral Rose Windows Would Make The Best Wheels

Oh man this was a great article about an allegedly leaked poop-related memo at Stellantis’ Kokomo Engine plant:

A Poop-Smearing Bandit Is On The Loose In Jeep’s Engine Factory

Here’s a great historical piece from Torch involving Jeeps and Nissan Murano Crosscabriolets — two of my favorite topics:

These Internal Jeep Pictures And Sketches From A Flea Market Seem To Show Jeep Considering A Murano Cross Cab-Like Car

 

Mercedes Did The Things

One of the many things I love about Mercedes is that she goes out and does things. Things like fly a Goodyear blimp:

I Flew In The Iconic Goodyear Blimp And It Was An Experience Like Nothing Else

…and ride in the world’s largest and most powerful diesel-electric locomotive:

This Twin V16 Engine Beast Is The World’s Largest And Most Powerful Running Diesel-Electric Locomotive And I Got To Ride It

Check out the DC-8 Mercedes got the opportunity to tour!:

This Is The Last Douglas DC-8 Left Flying In America And It Has A Critical Job To Do

Mercedes also toured a Boeing 747SP:

This Five-Engine Boeing 747 Is One Of The Rarest Planes In The World, And It Exists For A Specific Reason

Mercedes always does a great job telling us stories about her own vehicles:

How I Got My Weird Indian-Italian-American Vespa Running For The First Time In 11 Years For Less Than $100

My $260 Honda Is Finally Here From Japan And It’s Even Cooler Than I Expected

 

My $2,000 British Roadster Is Finally Here From Japan And It’s Even Cooler Than I Expected

She also does a great job understanding complex issues, digging into them, and breaking them down for us:

Why The U.S. Government Allegedly Seizing A $1.35 Million Motorhome For A ‘Missing’ VIN Is Such A Huge Deal

But my favorite Merc piece of 2025 is this one about a train that requires no fuel or charging, ever:

A Mining Company Built A Battery-Electric Train That Never Has To Be Charged Because It Only Carries Its Load Downhill

Such great stuff from Merc.

Matt Hardigree Crushed The Morning Dump This Year, Also Wrote Our Best Sentence Of The Year

Matt submitted only two blogs for this best-of article. In reference to the Sabrina Carpenter blog below, he told me: “[It’s] just fun to be able to write about stuff I’m interested in without having to worry people won’t get it, or it’s not a fit. Enthusiasm is all we really care about here.”

Sabrina Carpenter Is The Queen Of Malaise

Then there are Matt’s Daily Morning Dumps, which are fantastic analyses of what’s going on in the auto industry. “The whole Tavares roller coaster was fun to follow, but being able to take most of a day to go through the company’s publicly disclosed compensation data to see how Tavares was actually encouraged to behave this way was a real luxury,” he writes about the story below.

How To Get Paid $26.1 Million For Trashing A Company

Here are a few more TMDs for good measure:

Why Ford Thinks Giving Up On Big EVs Will Be Worth A $20 Billion Hit

 

 

We Are All In The Automotive Bizarro World

Matt was also honored in a New York Times piece about the best sentences of 2025. Amazing!

Thomas Finds News You Care About

Layoffs Hit Cars & Bids As The Enthusiast Car Market Comes Back Down To Earth

Cars & Bids and Bring a Trailer have become such big parts of the car world, that what happens at those respective outfits is interesting to our community. Thomas covers some C&B news in the story above, and some car-show news in the story below:

‘You Are A Cancer To Automotive Enthusiasts Everywhere.’ Chaos Cancelled One Of America’s Coolest Car Shows

Does Thomas like covering only negative news? Absolutely not, but here’s some more of that:

It Took GM More Than 28,000 Failed V8s And Three Internal Investigations Before Recalling Its L87 Engines

and then he writes about our hideous Ssangyong Rodius here:

I Quite Liked Our £800 Ssangyong Rodius Even If I Ruined It

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Anthony Magagnoli
Anthony Magagnoli
1 month ago

Keep up the good work!

Strangek
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Strangek
1 month ago

It’s my last day off this holiday season. I’m sitting at a brewery in an Autopian tee shirt reading the Autopian!

PlatinumZJ
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PlatinumZJ
1 month ago

I’m more than happy to support a news site that produces this level of quality content. Keep it up!!

(So how many of us are catching up on Autopian articles instead of producing actual work today?)

Dirtywrencher
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Dirtywrencher
1 month ago

Thank you all for giving me something amusing to do between short bursts of actual productivity. Happy 2026!

Trayambak Chakravarty
Trayambak Chakravarty
1 month ago

Love every bit of this website and all the amazing authors. Would like to also include Tycho’s interesting despatches from the Chinese car market, I find them quite interesting. Kudos to all!

IRegretNothing, Esq, DVM, BBQ
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IRegretNothing, Esq, DVM, BBQ
1 month ago

This has been a great year for the site IMO. I want to give a shoutout to Alanis for her very moving post after the passing of Tom Matano, a dear friend of hers and a designer that all enthusiasts should appreciate for bringing the Miata to twisty roads throughout the world.

William Domer
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William Domer
1 month ago

Love this site. Find Mercedes a heated warehouse for all her toys and if it has an airfield behind it all the better. It’s cold up here so double check that the place has heat and install an espresso machine for visitors who live in Wisconsin.

Banana Stand Money
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Banana Stand Money
1 month ago

Thanks for reminding us that some good things did actually happen in 2025. 🙂

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago

I’m still waiting on Mark to take my “showbox shitdown” request, where we all vote on dilapidated showcars. The kind with a bazillion TV screens and fur linings.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 month ago

If I can find a couple of them for sale, I will. Sounds like fun!

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

I can send you two different gaudy Hummers I’ve found up here in Canada, if you like.

Vb9594
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Vb9594
1 month ago

Thanks! Now I have reading material while I pretend to work today!

Ostronomer
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Ostronomer
1 month ago

I really enjoyed the electric motors article by Zero Entropy. That was the right level of technical knowledge for me (and bonus charts and graphs!). I hope they return to teach me why my car has less range in the winter (I mean, apart from because it’s cold).

Detroit Lightning
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Detroit Lightning
1 month ago

Congrats to the entire Autopian team on another great year! Happy to support your work, I’m always excited to see new entries pop up on my RSS feed.

David Smith
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David Smith
1 month ago

I’m not sure but did I miss the nod to Mark Tucker for the most consistent and on time daily entry to the site?
Shit Box Showdown is the after dinner brandy sipping let’s kind of argue about this comparison topic that I think keeps all who visit on the same page.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 month ago
Reply to  David Smith

Aw, thanks! Glad you enjoy it.

Alpscarver
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Alpscarver
1 month ago

The diarrhea article at the convention was also superbly written and hugely entertaining

Aaronaut
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Aaronaut
1 month ago

Very glad to see the Autopian continue into another year! Here’s to March 32nd 2059!

EXL500
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EXL500
1 month ago
Reply to  Aaronaut

I’d be 104!

I don't hate manual transmissions
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I don't hate manual transmissions
1 month ago

Once an engineer, always an engineer.

Even if it ended with your schooling and your first job led you down a non-engineering career path, it keeps manifesting itself throughout your life.

Whether it’s playing 3D Tetris with luggage so a) nothing gets crushed and b) it all fits, or figuring out how to drag a three stall garage 100+ feet without destroying it, that engineering mindset always comes through. You can’t not think like an engineer. (Not that every plan works as expected, or even works at all – you just can’t help yourself from approaching the problem analytically.)

Not sure if it’s a gift or a curse, but my wife says it’s usually entertaining.

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
1 month ago

From the relatively little I know about German culture (and the much more I know about mothers of grown sons), David can put Ing. in front of his name when introducing himself to Germans, and his mom probably does whenever she gets the chance.

5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
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5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
1 month ago

@DT – the link is missing for the 200mph driveway

Happy New Year!

Anonymous Person
Anonymous Person
1 month ago

His best story of the year in my view? This’n about a 200 mph driveway:

Still missing 3 hours later. It looks like this:

https://www.theautopian.com/americas-200-mph-driveway-is-currently-rotting-in-the-desert/

Fixed it for you.

Knowonelse
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Knowonelse
1 month ago

As for the “remind myself that I’m an engineer even though I’ve been out of the biz for a while” bit. While I graduated with degrees in both Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineer, the closest to an being an Engineer is as a Manufacturing Engineer soo not directly in the biz. An Mfg Engr has to understand the engineering enough to be able to figure out how to make what the designer wants based on quantity per year and the shop’s manufacturing capability, and consider manufactuing costs. The second half of my career is as a Technical Writer, so I get to read and edit engineering documents, I don’t have to write them! I love this job!

Someone is an engineer if they have the kind of mindset of an engineer, regardless of the engineering discipline or if they are in the engineering biz. How we approach problems and determining solutions is engineering. As I think back to when I was a kid, it is amazing to think that I would become anything but an engineer.

Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
1 month ago
Reply to  Knowonelse

My first job out of the USAF was at the old Door Store in Annapolis – and among the chairs and solid wood tables we sold were a line of simple US-made RTA bookcases.

Every once in a while we’d get a call from an irate customer who would complain that they were unable to assemble their bookcases.

The typical line was “I’m a (occupation/advanced degree) and I can’t figure this out!”

Being a young smart-ass (My nickname among former USAF counterparts was “Bart”) my typical response was “I don’t have a degree at all, but I was able to assemble all the bookcases we have on display here by reading the directions. Did you try that?”

We found that attorneys and engineers rarely ever read the instructions.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
1 month ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

Instructions are for the people that can’t figure it out on there own. Enginers are smrter than that. 😉

Captain Muppet
Captain Muppet
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

I’m a design engineer. If it’s been well designed I can easily assemble it without instructions.

So I’ve had to learn to read the instructions.

Knowonelse
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Knowonelse
1 month ago
Reply to  Captain Muppet

As I was assembling a ceiling fan, I could not understand the English instructions. I don’t read, write, or speak French, but the instructions in French were easy enough to follow that I used that section of the instructions.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
1 month ago
Reply to  Knowonelse

Oo la la

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
1 month ago
Reply to  Knowonelse

As I approach retirement age (about 10-15 years still) I often wonder what I’ll be doing with my time. And the truth is I’ll still be engineering stuff and tinkering with stuff. It’ll just be different stuff than what I built my career around.
You can take the boy out of the engineering, but you can never take the engineering out of the boy.

EXL500
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EXL500
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

I’m retired 11 years. You will be loving life.

(I was lucky to be able to retire at 59.)

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