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These Trucks Sure Look Like Aliens: Cold Start

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I don’t really know why or how we, as beings that have never encountered any form of life that did not originate on our planet, have the ability to perceive certain arrangements of visual elements as looking “alien.” Whatever the underlying reason, this 1954 Renault 5 or 7 ton truck sure has a face that reads “alien.” I’m not exactly sure why this is. Maybe it’s the slightly arachnoid nature of the placement of the headlights, or the big green blunt head? I’m not sure, exactly, but it feels like a truck an alien would have designed.

Of course, the kind of alien I’m picturing is a sort of silly sci-fi one. Our world has produced beings as different as Audrey Tautou and a Bigfin Squid so I tend to think that whatever aliens may be, they’re not likely to be anything like us, at all. And by “us” I mean Earth beings, from ear mites to swordfish and everything in between.

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And still, even with all that in mind, I still think this huge Renault looks like an alien.

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Ryan Kemp
Ryan Kemp
2 years ago

To be fair, alien just means different. So different than other trucks, or different in relation the livings being on Earth to vehicles and humans respectively.

Brummbaer
Brummbaer
2 years ago

I love the obvious snarky Gaelic salute by the passenger. What are you looking at, eh?

Martin Ibert
Martin Ibert
2 years ago

“Alien” does not mean extra-terrestrial. At least it does not have to. It really means “different from myself” or “different from us”.

Ea Gregory
Ea Gregory
2 years ago

I looked at that art and thought weird non-euclidean arthropodean demigod. And those ENORMOUS wheel fenders. Nice find.

DysLexus
DysLexus
2 years ago

I’m thinking that France was only 9 years post WWII then. Renault had to cobble together whatever pieces available together to make any truck work. The last thing they thought about was design.

“Pierre, the truck needs some lights and some paint.”
“Oui, use those lights right over there, stick on wherever. Army Green? Good enough. Go with it.”

Memphomike
Memphomike
2 years ago

Yo! Zord! Finish loading that Cirilian Gorp so we can catch that transporter to Baltuk!

Collegiate Autodidact
Collegiate Autodidact
2 years ago

Ha, yeah, that Renault truck does indeed look archetypically extraterrestrial, especially with these headlights, but about ten years later it would’ve looked downright normal and even ineffably prosaic next to the new Citroën Belphégor, so nicknamed after the popular TV series Belphégor ou le Fantôme du Louvre. As one can guess from the title without knowing any French, the show was about a phantom haunting the Louvre… so guess the Renault wins points for looking extraterrestrial while the Belphégor wins points for looking, uh, supernatural.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
2 years ago

FC with separate fenders? Hell yeah: this’d make a great tow-pig for your retro camper or car hauler. I think a bow tie might be mandatory for the driver.

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
2 years ago

Why do we think of spiders as alien? Everyone from Robert Heinlein to Andy Weir has used this imagery and it works every time.

Now please excuse me while I go blast some Joros back to the cauldron of hell from whence they spawned.

10001010
10001010
2 years ago

Vernor Vinge used arachnid beings too, quite well, in A Deepness in the Sky.

Doctor Nine
Doctor Nine
2 years ago
Reply to  10001010

So did Edgar Rice Burroughs in his ‘John Carter of Mars’ series from the early 1900’s. While best known for his ‘Tarzan’ series, Burroughs’ Mars novels are also pretty important. Originally released in 1911, a mere 50 years after the Americal Civil War, the native species of the Red Planet are styled racially, and the protagonist is written to be a Virginian colonel of that era.

While clearly racist in all respects, the ‘John Carter of Mars’ series is still an interesting window into the Zeitgeist of the first decades of the 20th Century. There were white, yellow, red, black and green races featuring prominantly in the story, with the green martians being six limbed arachnoid folk called ‘Spider men’.

I’ve often wondered if they were the inspiration for Bowie’s 1970’s ‘Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders form Mars’ thing. Probably either directly or indirectly, I suppose.

Steven Chabot
Steven Chabot
2 years ago

E.D.F!

DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
2 years ago

Look who turned into a beautiful butterfly! That is definitely Heimlich from A Bugs Life.

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
2 years ago

Exactly!

Larry B
Larry B
2 years ago

The guy in blue in the back. What’s he got in his hand?

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
2 years ago
Reply to  Larry B

You….you….just don’t want to know.

DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
2 years ago
Reply to  Larry B

Ya know, Chimpanzees throw shit at the enemies eyes to blind them……

Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
2 years ago
Reply to  Larry B

I think that’s just a “whoa there, buddy”.

Sid Bridge
Sid Bridge
2 years ago

Nothing to see here. I am simple Earth truck transporting self-contained consumables to simple Earth retail locations.

Whatsanautopian
Whatsanautopian
2 years ago

guy in truck: heya, why all the honkin’?

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
2 years ago

How to you say “Hey, what you lookin’ at?” in French?

Doctor Nine
Doctor Nine
2 years ago

The literal translation is ‘Qu’est ce que tu regardes?’, but ‘Casse-toi!’ is probably more appropriate.

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