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This Car Looks Like It Did ALL The Cocaine

1990 Mca Centenaire Ts

I’ve been covering the automotive industry for nearly 20 years, and what always surprises me is that there are always more cars. So many cars. Cars that maybe you remember, but I have entirely forgotten, or never knew existed in the first place. The MCA Centenaire is one of those not-so-rare rare vehicles, although this one has a wild story and a surprisingly long history. It’s also an important precursor to almost every supercar that came after it.

So far as I can tell, there are only two Monegasque automakers. If you’re unawares, Monegasque is just the asshole’s way to say someone or something from Monaco. You don’t say Monocoan or Monacese, because both sound vaguely like epithets. Monegasque, on the other hand, is pronounced like a wine you’re too uncultured to order at a restaurant.

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Venturi is the company from Monaco you might know, although they never got around to making that many cars. The fact that a place so small even has two car companies is kind of impressive. How is this possible? When your entire country is one square mile of concentrated tax evasion these things just sort of happen.

The other company is MCA, aka Monte Carlo Automotive, not to be confused with Adam Yauch, the way more famous MCA (RIP). It was founded by sometimes race car driver Fulvio-Maria Ballabio in 1983, in order to have something to compete with the Ferraris and Lamborghinis of the world. That didn’t quite happen, but the car that was eventually created by the company is remarkable.

The Centenaire Is The Blueprint For All Modern Supercars

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Photo: Broad Arrow Auctions

I had a chance to see a super low-mile Jaguar XJR-15 in person at the RM Auction in Monterey, and what’s always struck me about these cars is how much they’re basically just an XJR-9 Group C car sprinkled with some Peter Stevens and TWR magic. They’re great, and I was chuffed to inspect one up close, but it’s not a practical car. It is the exceedingly uncommon case when someone says “a race car for the street” and there’s almost no hyperbole to be found.

Because it has a carbon-composite chassis and a carbon fiber monocoque, the XJR-15 is a sort of homo habilis of supercar development. In my mind, the way that it goes is that you had the world of supercars typified by the Lamborghini Countach, then the XJR-15 happens, then Gordon Murray and Stevens get together and make the McLaren F1, which changes the world.

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Photo: Broad Arrow Auctions

Broad Arrow Auctions is going to put an MCA Centenaire under the gavel, and in their write-up, they make the case that it, not the XJR-15, is the missing link. Specifically, Broad Arrow contends that it beat the XJR-15 because it was unveiled in May 1990, a full six months before the big Jaguar (more XJR-15s were built).

The team behind the car is a who’s who of F1 and racing greats:

MCA was founded in 1985 by former Formula 2 and CART driver Fulvio-Maria Ballabio, who assembled an extraordinary roster of Italian motorsport talent to realize his vision. The operation was led by technical director Carlo Chiti, the legendary Italian engineer whose extraordinary resumé includes his extensive involvement with the design of the Ferrari 156 Sharknose Formula 1 car, which helped Scuderia Ferrari secure their maiden constructor’s title and Phil Hill his first driver’s title in 1961; establishment and management of Alfa Romeo’s immensely successful Autodelta competition department; and designing the V8 engine for the illustrious Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale road car. The Centenaire would be the final project Chiti worked on, as the motorsport luminary passed away in 1994. Former Alfa Romeo Sporting Director Pier Luigi Corbari, AGS Formula 1 specialist Marcel Zunnino, and former Formula 1 driver/constructor and carbon composite mastermind Guglielmo Bellasi also contributed to the project. Ballabio ultimately secured a 1990 agreement with Lamborghini to supply their potent V12 powerplant, further elevating the Centenaire’s remarkable performance pedigree.

A Lambo V12 and a carbon-fiber monocoque do not, on their own, give the MCA the full right to claim credit to a slot in the F1 family tree. What’s interesting to me is that the Centenaire looks both more modern than the XJR-9 and also a bit more like a real, roadgoing car.

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Photo: Broad Arrow Auctions

The blend of massive power, Le Mans-inspired tech (especially the early/first use of a monocoque), and livability is what makes the MCA special.

Is This Thing For Real?

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The MCA Centenaire has a bit of a troubled history. The company made a handful of cars, was sold, tried to go racing, and then became the Méga Monte Carlo. At one point, the legendary Phil Hill set off to Monaco with John Lamm to drive the car for Road & Track and … it didn’t go great:

Chiti attached his laptop computer to the engine-management system by umbilical cord, the V12 roared into life, and we can report that his V12 makes a wonderful and powerful noise. Was it now time for my drive?

Chiti punched a few more characters into his laptop; the engine stopped. Ecco! Was that not magnificent?

“Yes, Carlo, but can we go for that drive now?”

Well, no. The weather in Italy was terrible last week …

Chiti goes on to explain that the guy set to fine-tune the engine had to go to Barcelona for testing, so they didn’t quite get what they wanted out of the test drive:

So what can you learn from driving a car that’s rolling down a hill? Certainly that its carbon fiber chassis feels as solid as any structure I’ve ever experi­enced, every bit the stable platform necessary for the Monte Carlo’s race-derived suspension. Also, that even with a populace as cosmopolitan and blasé as the Monegasques, a car as exot­ic as the Monte Carlo GTB still commands quite a crowd—whether rolling or roaring along.

Oh well. The car itself would continue on with various powerplants in various forms under various owners until the late 1990s (the yellow version above is from 1998 and has a Mercedes V12, I think, which also makes it a proto-Pagani), when it entirely disappeared. The version for sale is the original car and, as Broad Arrow claims, this makes it possibly the first “road-going production car fitted with a carbon fiber chassis.”

That claim on its own makes it valuable.

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Photo: Broad Arrow Auctions

I have a pretty decent guess where those taillights come from, though I’ll leave it to the crowd to confirm I’m correct. It’s quite interesting from the front as well.

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Photo: Broad Arrow Auctions

It’s just a little piece of forgotten history that might turn out to be extremely important or, if you can get it and keep it running, a vehicle that will probably be a one-of-one wherever it shows up.

Top photo: Broad Arrow Auctions

 

 

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Carlos Ferreira
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Carlos Ferreira
1 day ago

It looks like a kit car.

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Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
1 day ago

This car looks cocaine-y for sure, but nowhere near the levels of cocaine-ness of the Cizeta-Moroder. That one did all of the cocaine, and then some.

Vetatur Fumare
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Vetatur Fumare
1 day ago

Wasn’t it also briefly called a MiG? Thanks for making me feel like I was seventeen all over again, I was always fascinated by this project.

Hoser68
Hoser68
1 day ago

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SlowCarFast
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SlowCarFast
1 day ago

For a mid-80’s supercar, it isn’t awful. The proportions are not all wonky like some other supercar wannabees. That said, it isn’t great by any means.

Josh Taylor
Josh Taylor
1 day ago

I like it. Reminds me of a Cizeta.

Drive By Commenter
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Drive By Commenter
1 day ago

I thought “Monegasque” was a little hamlet next to Gananoque in Ontario, Canada. Well, that describes Monaco in size.

Look at that middle armrest. Flat and high up. Perfectly positioned for arms or, er, other activities.

Matt Kuerth
Matt Kuerth
1 day ago

Is that a St. Maarten license plate?

Might be a bit difficult to drive it home, but St. Baarts is just a ferry ride away.

Shinynugget
Shinynugget
1 day ago

When I first saw the pic on the front page I though it was a Cizeta-Moroder v16t!

Scott Ross
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Scott Ross
1 day ago

I always joked when you bought the Justin Beiber Vespa which is complete white, you get a free bag of coke in the under seat storage area

No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
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No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
13 hours ago
Reply to  Scott Ross

I bought a 1983 Vespa in Denver ~10 years ago. The seller mentioned that it went on many a coke-run when I lived in Manhattan. 

Adam Schluck
Adam Schluck
1 day ago

“1 lonely Beastie I be…”

Now you need to find vehicles that represent Mike D and Ad-Rock.

Kevin Burns
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Kevin Burns
1 day ago

Didn’t the Consulier GT (Mosler) beat both of them to market? And they built like 100 of them.

Logan
Logan
1 day ago

Specifically, Broad Arrow contends that it beat the XJR-15 because it was unveiled in May 1990, a full six months before the big Jaguar (more XJR-15s were built).

I mean you can “unveil” whatever you want at a car show. This part is particularly funny:

This 1990 MCA Centenaire is the very first example produced and is thus the first road-going production car fitted with a carbon fiber chassis.

“You built a prototype you took to a car show” is not what a production car is, even by something like Hennessey standards. According to the Road and Track article, it wasn’t even being built for customers yet when they attempted (and failed) to test it nearly two years after TWR had already started selling XJR-15s to people. I daresay it probably only “beat” the XJR-9 because TWR held the XJR-9’s debut to when it was ready to enter serial production and TWR was a bit busy in mid-1990 winning the 24 Hours of LeMans.

I don’t even think you can say that are that visionary on it because it was already extremely obvious by that point that the tradition of building high performance cars out of tubes and scaffolding with body panels overlaid was objectively inferior to aluminum/carbon monocoques; and Jaguar/TWR was a pioneer in the latter as well.

Last edited 1 day ago by Logan
Mike F.
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Mike F.
2 days ago

I thought “monagasque” was a painful and embarrassing digestive issue caused by having Formula 1 races severely compromised by poor team strategy.

Gene
Gene
2 days ago

As long as Scorsese never gets ahold of one, I’m ok with it.

M SV
M SV
2 days ago

Early 80s VW golf / rabbit tail lights?

MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
2 days ago

My heavens, it looks from the rear end like it had a stroke.

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
2 days ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Rod Millington
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Rod Millington
2 days ago

Counterpoint. If I built a car out of zucchinis and then said it was the first car to ever be built out of zucchinis, but then you couldn’t drive it because it didn’t work at that time and then I built a second car out of zucchinis but powered by a different form of tax evasion until it vanished, neither of those prototypes are production cars.

Burt Curry
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Burt Curry
2 days ago

A Monocoque from Monaco? Is there any connection here I should be made aware of?

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
2 days ago
Reply to  Burt Curry

I thought monocoque was what a Monogasque called his trouser snake.

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
1 day ago

You’re walking on eggshells there.

Angel "the Cobra" Martin
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Angel "the Cobra" Martin
2 days ago

928 taillights?

ESO
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ESO
2 days ago

My thoughts exactly!

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
2 days ago

Cocaine and cocaine accessories…

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
2 days ago

I tell you what.

Rockchops
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Rockchops
1 day ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

hwat*

Beto O'Kitty
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Beto O'Kitty
2 days ago

click, click.click dot com man

Jagser3
Jagser3
2 days ago
Reply to  Beto O'Kitty

This thread is gold.

Toecutter
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Toecutter
2 days ago

I’m more partial to the Cocaine Hammer.

Last edited 2 days ago by Toecutter
Kevin B
Kevin B
2 days ago

“This Car Looks Like It Did ALL The Cocaine”

…It does have a Charlie Sheen appearance to it.

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
2 days ago
Reply to  Kevin B

Wraith II?

Spopepro
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Spopepro
2 days ago

I disagree. The Moroder-mobile has always been the standard for pure, Colombian snow, with the troubled history to go with it.

Angrycat Meowmeow
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Angrycat Meowmeow
2 days ago

The butt is so high. It looks like when I pat my cats back right at the base of his tail. Especially with the badge placement.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
2 days ago

Cannot unsee

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