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Can You Guess Which Autopian Writer Slacked Us From The Back Of An Ambulance En Route To The Emergency Room?

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Mike F.
Mike F.
11 months ago

Good to know that it was nothing more than a severe version of what affects us all after too much Taco Bell!

Also, once got to go for a ride to a Minnesota Gophers football game in an ambulance that had been converted for use as a tailgating (as in hanging-in-the-stadium-parking-lot rather than following-too-close) vehicle. There was tons of well organized space for barbecue equipment, shade structures, tables, coolers, etc., plus room for four in the back. They had it all painted up in Gophers colors and called it the Fanbulance. Definitely the coolest vehicle in the lot before the game.

Edit: A quick search shows that there are a number of these around the country. This appears to be a popular option for ambulance conversions.

Last edited 11 months ago by Mike F.
Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
11 months ago
Reply to  Mike F.

That sounds amazing. Gonna need one done up in Dolphins colors stat!

Rafael
Rafael
11 months ago

Last year I went for my first WeeOOO ride, due to severe food poisoning acting up on both ends at the same time – made me prepare my speech for my maker and all, but fortunately lasted just a day.
Had a terrible time all around (at one point almost got into a fistfight with a security guy because of bedpans), but the WORST was… no WeeOOO at all! It was night, road was clear, and they said it wasn’t life threatening, but come on! This is like visiting Rome and not crapping on the woods!

Last edited 11 months ago by Rafael
Opa Carriker
Opa Carriker
11 months ago

As a regular user of morphine, I can tell you it is overated for “highs” and such. Pain relief, yes but not to get high.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
11 months ago
Reply to  Opa Carriker

When I had my gall bladder out they gave me a whole bottle of aural morphine to take home. Good times.

Andrew M
Andrew M
6 months ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Psst… it doesn’t go in your ear!

Parsko
Parsko
11 months ago

Dude, stay away from the cat food. Major gas maker.

Torque
Torque
11 months ago

Not gonna lie, when I read the title (not looking at the Picture), I thought it could have been SWG severely cutting himself reviving some shitbox… ditto DT, Mercedes & that delightful crazy ass fellow with Project sno-klass.
I did Not expect it to be IRL my little pony Darkmoon…
Glad you’re OK Adrian

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
11 months ago
Reply to  Torque

“that delightful crazy ass fellow with Project sno-klass”

Bill Caswell?

Chronometric
Chronometric
11 months ago

Glad Adrian survived. Now get some black tassels.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
11 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

If this writing gig doesn’t work out I trust you’ll all come and see my one man burlesque show in a seedy all day drinking bar.

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