It’s Monday, pals, and holy crap am I glad to see you again. You know what else appears very, very glad to see someone? This 1957 Ford Fairlane 500, which, from this image, appears to be leering so all-consumingly at that woman in the blue coat that it reminds me of that shockingly horny yet surprisingly well-dressed wolf from those old cartoons. You know the one. This guy:
Easy, easy, stop being so horny on main, dude. Get a grip.
Anyway, that Fairlane from that angle has all those key traits: bulging headlight eyes, a gaping open mouth with a bumper underbite, and an unhinged, hungry leer.
Be careful, lady. I don’t trust that car.