You know Piaggio, right? They make the famous three-wheeled truck called the Ape, which is Italian for bee, Italy’s true workhorse that hauls pretty much everything, everywhere. They’re fantastic. They also made a four-wheeled variant called the Apepoker, which is impossible to not read as “ape-poker” as in someone who pokes large gorillas. And that’s hard not to laugh at.
Here, look how it looks in print:
Apepoker, apepoker, apepoker. It is a cool little truck, a sort of convergent evolution example to Japan’s Kei-class trucks.
Also, I once was driving through Italy for the Mille Miglia in a Jaguar F-Type and stopped in the middle of the Parmigano region and convinced a wonderful farming family to let me drive their Ape:
I had to explain myself with Google translate and hand gestures, but somehow it all worked.