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Bottle that vomit and sell it in Erewhon as a high-priced free-range smoothie, some Kardashian will buy it.
Did his head spin around at least?
All part of being a parent. It’s not parenthood without a few good projectile vomiting incidents and diaper blowouts.
Also, the problem sounds more like a bug than anything particular you fed Delmar. There was a wicked norovirus going around a couple months ago.
The most heinous part of the story is a $19 smoothie. That makes ME want to vomit.
Jesus Lord God Almighty damn! After your child vomited you fed him Mexican food?
Gotta bun them bugs out with capsaicin; this is basic biology, Carol.
(/s in case it’s not obvious)
Ah yes, the perpetual vomit incident. We all go through it at least once. For my wife and I, it was on vacation. My daughter vomited through the webbing on the side of the pack and play, all the way across the room to land on the side of the nightstand (just the beginning) and I was all Ron Burgundy, “How did you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.” To make it car related, at the time I had my ’04 Astro Van leftover from touring musician days.
Wow that’s a late-model Astro.
Why is that store’s name an anagram for nowhere?
because they think they’re clever
Well. I can see why kids are so popular.
Please tell us you visited Erewhon while wearing your dirtiest, grossest mechanic’s overalls.
It’s buried in there, but I caught the phrase “silk Hawaiian shirt”
Serves me right for skimming while I’m supposed to be working. I guess that means David’s nicest Hawaiian shirt is now his nicest shop rag.
Not long after I joined the Air Force (which is at least military-adjacent), someone said to me that it must be a hard life. I thought for a second and said no, not really: Uncle Sam puts a roof over your head, feeds you, provides health care, gives you an allowance. You’re not going to get rich but (at the time, anyway) it was pretty difficult to get fired. You described it better than I did.
You are now Herr Kartoffelkopf 🙂
Did I know you were in the Air Force?!
I think so, though it’s probably been a year or two since we talked about it. You’ve been a little busy so I won’t blame you for not committing it to memory 😀
Helps explain why we get along.
😀
As a parent, yea that sounds about right, and it wont be the last time.
Wow, that sucks but some day this will be a funny story to tell Delmar’s friends.