Home » Holy Crap, LMAO. AMG Is Back On The Good Drugs

Holy Crap, LMAO. AMG Is Back On The Good Drugs

Amg Good Stuff Ts

For a moment in time, it felt like AMG had lost its mojo. The C 63 replaced V8 thunder with four-cylinder plug-in hybrid heft; a new E 63 still hasn’t been seen; and the AMG GT is now just an SL coupe instead of the son of the poster-car SLS. Whether you want to blame Euro 7 emissions standards or a new corporate direction, it truly seemed like the days of V8 artillery fire from Affalterbach were coming to a close. What the marque needed was a course correction, and oh boy, is the AMG CLE 646 Spezialanfertigung ever a 44-caliber love letter.

At first glance, the name is a bit weird, and I’m not just talking about how Spezialanfertigung translates to “custom-made.” In the days of natural aspiration, the two numbers after the model designation on an AMG car generally lined up with displacement. An E 55 had a 5.4-liter V8, a C 32 had a supercharged 3.2-liter V6, and so on. Then forced induction came in, and the number 63 came to signify a V8, and the number 65 came to signify a V12. So what does 646 signify? Metric horsepower, right there on the back of the car.

Vidframe Min Top
Vidframe Min Bottom

Yep, AMG’s taken Mercedes-Benz’s entry-level coupe and stuffed in a four-liter flat-plane crank biturbo V8 pumping out 637 old-fashioned horsepower and 627 lb.-ft. of torque. Significant numbers by any comparative measure, and figures achieved with nothing more than a 48-volt starter-generator system’s worth of electrification. No heavy multi-kWh battery pack here. No weight-adding, front-axle-feel-sapping all-wheel-drive either, as the nine-speed torque converter automatic transmission powers only the rear wheels through a limited-slip differential. The claimed result is zero-to-124 MPH in 11.4 seconds and a top speed of 192 MPH.

Mercedes-AMG CLE 646 Spezialanfertigung
Photo credit: Mercedes-AMG

Serious power calls for serious control, unless you’re Dodge or Floridian or something. This is still a midsize 4,178-pound coupe even with all the weight-saving measures, which means the suspension will have to work hard around a circuit. With that in mind, the shocks and struts on the CLE 646 aren’t like what you get on a normal CLE 53. Each damper is a four-way adjustable unit co-engineered with KW that allows for separate compression and rebound adjustment of high-speed and low-speed damping. Sort of like what you get on a Porsche 911 GT3 RS. Big carbon ceramic discs measuring 16.5 inches in diameter up front are paired with six-piston calipers to slow this monster down from Autobahn speeds, although the rear brake setup is curious. Carbon ceramic discs measuring 14.2 inches in diameter sound about right, but single-piston sliding calipers feel like a brave choice, especially if you have the nine-stage traction control system working overtime.

Mercedes-AMG CLE 646 Spezialanfertigung
Photo credit: Mercedes-AMG

By far and away the most insane thing about the AMG CLE 646 Spezialanfertigung, however, is how it almost makes a Ford Mustang GTD look subtle. It may have started life as a classy empty-nester coupe, but it now sports a hood scoop sized like the one on a Ram TRX, a front end that’s practically 80 percent grille-by-volume, gills the size of dachshunds, a wing large enough to dry your laundry on, and the widest widebody we’ve seen from AMG in more than a decade. It’s all very functional, from guiding air to a massive cooling package to tucking 305-section front tires and 335-section rear tires beneath the arches, but this CLE’s inflamed nostrils feel like a representation of AMG finally getting the good stuff again. Maybe a mixture of bath salts and PCP.

Mercedes-AMG CLE 646 Spezialanfertigung
Photo credit: Mercedes-AMG

Unsurprisingly, the madness continues through to the interior. Yes, those are bucket seats and six-point harnesses and a half-cage. No, you don’t get sound deadening, or a complete stereo, or even a litany of driver assists. Even drive modes have been reduced to simplify the steering wheel, and the door panels are made of carbon fiber because that’s lighter than soft-touch plastic.

Mercedes-AMG CLE 646 Spezialanfertigung

Just look at this thing with its rear tires ablaze. Part of it feels like an apology painted in rubber, part of it feels like a fever dream, part of it makes me wonder if Mercedes-Benz top brass didn’t know of its development until it was already too late. It looks like a Black Series by any other name, which makes it all the more disappointing that Mercedes-AMG is building so few. Only 30 CLE 646s are expected to ever be in existence, and that’s just not a large enough number. This thing’s going to be CLK DTM levels of rare, and that’s unfortunate. After all, if the questionably windshield-less AMG PureSpeed gets a 250-car production run, why not the CLE 646? Maybe it’s a sign that a more sane, more regular V8 CLE is in consideration. Come on, AMG. Stay crazy.

Top graphic image: Mercedes-AMG

Follow us on:

Facebook
WhatsApp
Twitter
LinkedIn
Reddit
Subscribe
Notify of
42 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Lotsofchops
Member
Lotsofchops
1 month ago

It’s the same weight as the previous gen Challenger with the V8. Maybe Daimler and Chrylser aren’t as broken up as them seem…

Ricardo M
Ricardo M
1 month ago

The fact that V8 and RWD are considered so hardcore at AMG that they need to be limited to a 30-specimen run tells me exactly what drugs AMG is on: tranquilizers.

Stryker_T
Member
Stryker_T
1 month ago

I remember when Mercedes had handsome designs even for the ridiculous versions.

impressive performance or not, this looks a mess.

Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
1 month ago
Reply to  Stryker_T

Oh hey, now we have a very angry gulper fish! Woohoo!

06 Z33
06 Z33
1 month ago

I’m glad that anyone who can afford this will either 1) never drive it or 2) have enough money to pay someone to detail it regularly because wow, those wheels would be an absolute nightmare to clean.

Oh, and the car is super fugly as expected from MB these days.

ShifterCar
ShifterCar
1 month ago
Reply to  06 Z33

I am not at risk of having to worry about paying someone to clean them but in isolation – not even just compared to the rest of the car – those are hot wheels.

Cars? I've owned a few
Member
Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago
Reply to  ShifterCar

Easily the best part of the car, at least visually. And yes, my wallet. bank account, IRA etc will not have to worry about being lightened by this thing.

Ryan Hoffmann
Ryan Hoffmann
1 month ago

Am I losing my mind, or is there a large amount of Mustang GTD in this puppy?!?

Fredzy
Member
Fredzy
1 month ago
Reply to  Ryan Hoffmann

Yeah it’s definitely a sort of doppelganger

Redapple
Redapple
1 month ago

i used to be totally against performance cars. Choked roads. Tickets. no fun. But you CAN find open road. And the cops are short staffed. Geo Floyd riots and defund the police and ACAB. Now. They never pull you over. Ever. When is the last time you saw somebody getting a ticket? Pre riots. Every 10-20 miles? Now? Maybe once a month. Max. Let her rip boys.

Kuruza
Member
Kuruza
1 month ago

I’ve never seen myself as a Mercedes guy, but my crappy CLK55 is worming its way into my heart. I dare anyone to find a more fun beater at poverty prices. Badly programmed automatic transmission aside, the wail of that engine on cam (which it only has two of) makes me grin like the idiot I am on the daily. It’s been a rocky road but ultimately this might be the best $5000 I’ve ever spent. Maybe someday this thing will be a similar value proposition.

Kevin Rhodes
Member
Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago

WTF is in the water in Stuttgart these days? I remember when Mercedes were beautifully built, if rather staid and stolid cars with generally elegant lines. And now they make nothing but utter nonsense. Usually badly.

And 4200lbs?!? ROFL. Can we get off this timeline? It sucks.

Farmer Meeple
Farmer Meeple
1 month ago

You had me until its suv weight. The best engineering makes mass feel less relevant, but it doesn’t make the mass disappear.

Last edited 1 month ago by Farmer Meeple
Robyn Graves
Member
Robyn Graves
1 month ago

Jesus. Did anyone inside that Pep Boys survive the collision, or did the impact wipe out the whole store?

CR-V Oswald
Member
CR-V Oswald
1 month ago

Eeehhhh

The 4-cyl misstep was clearly not their only problem.

AcidTonic
AcidTonic
1 month ago

Super unpopular opinion… I liked the 4 cylinder better if they would put it in a lighter car meant for better handling. Instead of 4150lbs how about 3300lbs with 450hp 4 and less hulk?

I just don’t care about a car over 4k pounds. Too heavy. Too hard on tires and brakes. Even IF the straight line is decent it’s burning more gas and consumables just to match a lighter more nimble car.

BenCars
Member
BenCars
1 month ago
Reply to  AcidTonic

The previous CLA 45 AMG with that same engine was an absolute peach.

Eugene White
Member
Eugene White
1 month ago

Horrifying.

I want one.

Urban Runabout
Member
Urban Runabout
1 month ago

“…and the AMG GT is now just an SL coupe instead of the son of the poster-car SLS.”

That’s an AMG-SL, Son.

More of a replacement for the AMG-GT and AMG-GT Roadster than a replacement for the folding-hardtop SL – because having one two-seater roadster that doesn’t sell is slightly less redundant costly than having two two-seater V8 roadsters that didn’t sell.

Beaglebreath
Beaglebreath
1 month ago

And look at that exciting new color!!! Silver!!!!!!

Mr E
Member
Mr E
1 month ago
Reply to  Beaglebreath

That’s matte silver, sir!

Arch Duke Maxyenko
Member
Arch Duke Maxyenko
1 month ago

The car actually runs on small German children that it consumes through its gaping maw. So that’s why it’s limited to only 30 units, the German law exactly allows 30 children powered cars from one OEM at a time.

Rolled my STi
Member
Rolled my STi
1 month ago

Apparently they let a 15 year old style it.

Urban Runabout
Member
Urban Runabout
1 month ago
Reply to  Rolled my STi

So they got the same kid who did the Mustang GTD?

Rolled my STi
Member
Rolled my STi
1 month ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

At least the GTD didn’t have the face of a basking shark, but both are over the top boy racer

Jmfecon
Member
Jmfecon
1 month ago
Reply to  Rolled my STi

I don’t know why everything needs to be so extreme nowadays, from political opinions to car design.

Read somewhere else that VW wants to design cars to look less aggressive, which is a good direction imo.

Rolled my STi
Member
Rolled my STi
1 month ago
Reply to  Jmfecon

Everyone wants attention now days, good or bad.

Spikersaurusrex
Member
Spikersaurusrex
1 month ago

I love this thing, but more than 4,000 pounds?! It seems like they could drop half a ton without too much work, right?

Jack Trade
Member
Jack Trade
1 month ago

Cool for what it is, but the existence of this sort of thing does have the downside of convincing some people that their everyday, usually old model Mercedes sedan is actually a race car that, b/c 2026, needs an obnoxiously loud aftermarket exhaust.

It always seems discordant to me to see a piece of within the ballpark of good German engineering (sigh, wasn’t always this way) that then sounds like a NASCAR racer as it flies past you.

Phil
Phil
1 month ago

Give the good drugs to the engineers but keep the goddamn stylists sober, please.

“which makes it all the more disappointing that Mercedes-AMG is building so few”

No, I’m good with that. Reduces my chances of seeing this abomination to nearly zero.

Angrycat Meowmeow
Member
Angrycat Meowmeow
1 month ago

Man that’s an ugly car but I respect the hardware.

TDI in PNW
TDI in PNW
1 month ago

That’s not a pretty car. I might even call that homely looking.

FndrStrat06
FndrStrat06
1 month ago
Reply to  TDI in PNW

If the car asked me, “How do I look in this outfit,” I’d borrow a phrase from my southern friends.

Oh, you sweet summer child…

Mollusk
Member
Mollusk
1 month ago
Reply to  FndrStrat06

Bless your heart…

Delta_Arturo
Delta_Arturo
1 month ago

What kind of mustang is this?

Jay Stone
Jay Stone
1 month ago

Great headline.

Gubbin
Member
Gubbin
1 month ago

Another flat-plane V8! Interesting to see that as a trend, I wonder what’s making them more common?

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
Member
Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
1 month ago
Reply to  Gubbin

I heard it was easier for them to hit Euro7 emissions. Jason Cammisa explained it on his podcast a few months ago

I’m trying
Member
I’m trying
1 month ago

Anyone reading this later road and track has an article posted May 27 2026 on the new s-class flat plane v8. With good pictures “How Mercedes Made a Flat-Plane Crank V-8 Luxurious For the New S-Class”

42
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x