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I Have Fallen Down The Rabbit Hole Of A Nonsensical Activity Called ‘Hobbycrossing’ And I’m Going to Drag You Down With Me

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One of the many reasons I love the internet is its ability to teach me about stuff I’ve never heard of before. Without fail, if I log on and spend more than five minutes staring at Twitter, Facebook, or TikTok, I’ll come across something that has me audibly whispering to myself, “What the hell?”

This morning’s mindless scroll gifted me an absolute banger: An activity called “Hobbycrossing,” wherein people hold handlebars taken from a bicycle or a motorcycle (or sticks resembling handlebars) and run around pretending to ride dirtbikes.

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Evolved from literal child’s play, hobbycrossing has become a bit of an online phenomenon, with people across the web demonstrating their skills and speed, as I’ve discovered after diving down a rabbit hole of social media. Let me take you down this hole with me.

Born From A Different Type Of Riding

Hobbycrossing isn’t a totally original activity. It’s a spin-off of hobby horsing, a similar activity that originated in Finland, where people perform stunts while holding a stick horse—also known as a hobby horse—between their legs. Hobby horsing is a serious thing; there are entire organizations around it in several countries that hold annual competitions, where participants perform tricks and acrobatics in front of crowds.

The U.S. Hobby Horse Championships take place every August in Michigan, where participants describe the performances as “every equine discipline you can ever do, done on a hobby horse.” The activities include hurdling, timed courses, and even a dressage-type segment. Here’s a video of highlights from last year:

Hobbycrossing is, then, simply an evolution of hobby horsing. But instead of a hobby horse, you hold handlebars that have been disconnected from bikes. And instead of performing equestrian stunts, people online are recreating motocross stunts for their followers.

The Art Of Hobbycrossing

The act of hobbycrossing isn’t nearly as well-established as hobby horsing, but it’s nonetheless become a fairly popular activity that replicates the same basic premise. This August 2024 Instagram video from the user officialchickenjoe shows their similarities well. It directly references the connection with hobby horsing, and shows someone in a motocross outfit pretending to rip around a dirt course as if they were riding a real dirtbike:

Here’s another one from Instagram user misshaby, with a very similar theme:

 

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Search the term “Hobby Cross” on any social media platform, and you’ll be greeted with dozens of similar videos, some more satirical than others. One user, one andy_braker on YouTube, has leaned into the joke by dedicating his channel to trying to launch hobbycrossing (he calls it hobbyduro, as in the endurance version of hobbycrossing) into the mainstream.

Andy goes a few steps further than your “average” hobbycrosser. In addition to wearing a full motocross outfit, he also uses a full dirtbike fairing attached to his handlebars. Here’s a video of him performing some stunts while describing, either through voiceover or an AI narrator, what appears to be his extremely deep passion for the activity:

Andy describes hobbyduro as “the toughest, most spectacular, and downright awe-inspiring sport on the planet,” which makes sense considering he’s lugging around that entire fairing, instead of just a pair of handlebars.

Hobbycross Stunt
Impressive. Very Impressive. Source: andy_braker / YouTube

Andy’s videos show him holding the fairing between his legs, performing tricks similar to those you’d see someone do on an actual bike. Except, instead of wheels and tires, he’s using his feet to maneuver over and against objects. Slightly impressive? Sure. Widely entertaining? Definitely.

Let’s Get Competitive

Interestingly, it was none of Andy’s or anyone else’s videos that sent me down this rabbit hole. Instead, it was footage of an actual race. Yes, in addition to people joking online, there is a sanctioned series for hobbyracers that happens alongside real motocross events throughout Europe. It’s called the Raven Spectator Race, and it’s happened alongside the FIM SuperEnduro World Championship for the past two years. Held more as a slice of halftime entertainment for the crowd before the real bike races, it has hobbycrossers going all-out on the same jump-filled dirt courses.

The championship has been holding these races for at least two seasons, from what I can tell from the races published online, and the people participating seem to take it pretty seriously (well, at least some people). Here’s a video from the earliest event published by the organization’s YouTube channel, where at least one guy racing was dressed up as a banana:

From what I can tell, the only real rule here is to stay on the course and hold the bar with both hands, though it’s clear not everyone is gripping the bar throughout the entire race, with some using their arms and hands to maintain balance or get a better running stride. If anything, it’s probably best not to take any of this so seriously.

Hobbycross Race Finish
Two very interesting ways of finishing a race. Source: FIM SuperEnduro World Championship / YouTube

My personal favorite version of this has to be this race, which was held in January 2024 during the SuperEnduro event in Romania, had a photo finish for first place:

While the act of hobbycross racing is very much in its infancy, I see a lot of potential here, either as a standalone race series or, like hobby horsing, an annual get-together where competitions can be held not just for speed, but for style and pizazz. Seeing as how it’s essentially just running with some extra steps attached, virtually anyone can get into it. If an event were held in my neck of the woods, I’d certainly consider going after seeing all of this.

Top graphic image: andy_braker / YouTube

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MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
1 month ago

I needed a laugh today, so I came back and watched these videos again. So stupid. Thanks Brian!

Ben
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Ben
1 month ago

As a form of intermission entertainment at a sporting event, fine. As a standalone thing? No thanks.

Ian McClure
Ian McClure
1 month ago

People playing silly things straight is always a joy.

Scott Ross
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Scott Ross
1 month ago

holy shit thats dumb, i thought the people playing pretend quidditch was dumb in college but holy shit this takes the cake.

Chally_Sheedy
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Chally_Sheedy
1 month ago
Reply to  Scott Ross

I respectfully refuse to believe there’s dumber shit than pretend quidditch.

Scott Ross
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Scott Ross
1 month ago
Reply to  Chally_Sheedy

Larping comes close

Al Van
Al Van
1 month ago
Reply to  Scott Ross

“fire bolt” to you

Ben
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Ben
1 month ago
Reply to  Al Van

Ahem, I think you mean “magic missile”.

GirchyGirchy
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GirchyGirchy
1 month ago

I did this years ago after finding a rusty bicycle frameset with handlebars in a creek; I drug it back home and took a series of photos of me riding it around, and posted them to RoadBikeReview with a review of the bike. They’re probably still around on there.

IIRC it was vertically stiff and horizontally compliant.

Scam Likely...
Scam Likely...
1 month ago

I used to do something like this when I was around 10 or 11 years old.

In the late 70s/early 80s, Tonka sold a somewhat large metal Jeep/Bronco-kinda toy truck, with removable wheels, a plastic jack, and even a miniature gas can. It was large enough to fit a Ken/GI joe sized doll in the driver/passenger seats. We had one of those at home.

I would pretend-drive that truck all around my back yard, pushing it around as fast as I could through ruts my dog had formed around the house and various small trees in the yard. Between runs I would service the Jeep truck, rotate the wheels and pretend-fill with fuel.

Often I would trip and fall, and on the way down, I would make sure the truck would roll over a few times, Nascar style, with its occupants being launched all over (Steve Austin would often get pretty banged up on some days).

I would imagine driving the truck as I pushed it like a bobsled. I would drift around the turns looking for an optimum slide angle, accelerate out of turns, imagine turning the steering wheel (opposite lock and all), the whole nine yards. I would even make engine noises too.

I would do this for hours. It was sheer unadulterated joy.

Nowadays, I like being a grown up tremendously, but I really loved being that kid. I can only hope everyone has a memory like that. And I am tickled there are kids and grownups having fun doing this same thing I used to do.

Last edited 1 month ago by Scam Likely...
Taargus Taargus
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Taargus Taargus
1 month ago

We’re all into some weird shit, it’s fine.

Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
1 month ago

^^^This.

Dolsh
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Dolsh
1 month ago

I’m sad they don’t seem to make motorbike noises as they run around.

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
1 month ago
Reply to  Dolsh

They’re probably riding e-bikes.

Dolsh
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Dolsh
1 month ago

I think they’d need to be vape’ing then.

Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
1 month ago
Reply to  Dolsh

There needs to be a 2 stroke and a 4 stroke class. With points for vocal stylings.

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
1 month ago

Going to the sprigtime opening classic car meet in a month, just carrying one of my spare steering wheels, making mouth motor noises…
Saves emissions (and gas money) and I don’t have to rush getting the car ready in time: Win-win!

Last edited 1 month ago by Jakob K's Garage
Haywood Giablomi
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Haywood Giablomi
1 month ago

Safer than Extreme Ironing I guess.

Shooting Brake
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Shooting Brake
1 month ago

Hahahshahahaha humans are joyfully nuts and this is hilarious.

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Bluetooth Cassette Tape
1 month ago

The addition of Yakety Sax for the duration of the race is an absolute must, makes the sport very much more enjoyable.

Karma Jay
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Karma Jay
1 month ago

Our grandparents would never have done this.

M. Park Hunter
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M. Park Hunter
1 month ago

Some of the guys just have handlebars. Some have sticks that they straddle like hobby horses. The latter seem WAY more dangerous when running around and doing tricks. Care to bet the family jewels?

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
1 month ago

I think this is hilarious. I have no interest in it, but I applaud adults acting like children – as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone. Sometimes I make racecar noises while I’m driving.

H T
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H T
1 month ago

I agree but those kids on the hobbyhorses seem to take it deadly serious

Arnold Palmeranian
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Arnold Palmeranian
1 month ago

I make racecar noises while driving all the time. I also manually shift gears in my automatic. Things get crazy when the (nonexistent) turbo kicks in.

Salaryman
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Salaryman
1 month ago
It'll buff out
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It'll buff out
1 month ago

I’m trying to be open minded, but I fell just a little bit stupider than I was 5 minutes ago from watching this….

Although I agree, I might watch again, if they did pogo-stick-crossing.

Last edited 1 month ago by It'll buff out
Scott
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Scott
1 month ago

Looks exhausting.

SLM
SLM
1 month ago

A friend of mine came home this afternoon because his motorbike was broken. He borrowed the scooter of another friend to go buy some parts and then he got stranded with the scooter…
Maybe hobbycrossing is just what he needs.

Space
Space
1 month ago
Reply to  SLM

But then his legs will end up broken.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 month ago

Next time somebody gives me crap about my model cars, I’m showing them this.

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