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Is The $1,200 Beat-To-Death Pontiac Grand Am For Sale In Every Town Worth It? I Found Out.

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Back in the summer of ’16, I fell into a common trap that many Autopians have surely found themselves ensnared in all too often: I needed  to buy a cheap beater shitbox car to get around in while finishing a project car (which also happens to be a cheap shitbox).

I had found a $220 Stratus Coupe in “Indy Red” (one of the best colors for that car other than “Deep Evergreen Pearl,” which is a killer green) on Nashville’s Craigslist with a blown head gasket. The vehicle was headed to the crusher and calling my name to be rescued. I raced over to the seller’s trailer park and handed over 11 $20 bills with zest. Not long after that, the Mitsubishi 2.4-liter inline-four’s head bolts were coming out in my then-apartment parking lot (the landlords were lenient regarding such matters) and the multi-week project was underway.

Here’s where I introduce myself. I’m Stephen and I rescue cars from being scrapped unnecessarily. I’ve rescued over 100 moribund cars and found them good homes and a second chance to hit the roads. It’s fun, environmentally beneficial, and rewarding.

[Hi, David here. You may remember Stephen from this story I wrote while working at that old lighting company:

Screenshot: Jalopnik

Stephen is a musician in North Carolina who buys total junkers, wrenches on them, enjoys them, then parts ways with them. His Facebook is filled with posts in which he excitedly writes about crappy motorized machines:

He also writes a bunch of musings about cars that I get the feeling his friends and family don’t really care that much about. Yet he still posts them:

I figure, instead of this car-nut writing into the void of his Facebook page, why not give him a place where people get him. Where his musings about weird old cars can have an ear or two, and where he can comfortably complain about the dumb intake manifolds on Pontiac V6 engines.

-DT]

Ok, enough about me. Back to the Stratus. Or not. You see this article isn’t about rescuing a Stratus with a bad head gasket, it’s about the car that one has to drive in the meantime while one’s own “Stratus” is under the knife.  It’s about “The Needed Cheap Temporary Backup Car.”

And there are few better examples of “cheap temporary car” than the $1,500-$2.500 Grand Am for sale in damn near every town in America (inflation/current market adjusted — these were going for $1,200 all day just a few years back). You see them everyday in your Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace searches. You mostly scroll past them as commonplace ~20yr old GM plasti-junk — vehicles that seem to always be busted in some way, especially now that they’re on their third decade.

Grand Ams Used To Be Cool, Now They’re Far From It

Due to various life events occurring at once, I found myself willing to take a chance on a burgundy (the worst color, of course [Editor’s note: I think the color is great. -DT]) 2001 model mostly due to its price and proximity. This was the fifth (and final) generation of the Grand Am and shared a platform with its corporate sister car, the Oldsmobile Alero. Both of those cars were absolutely everywhere in the 1990s, and honestly, still are more common than you’d think.

If I had to guess why, I would venture a guess that all those young folks in my high school days who drove these were enticed by the styling (admittedly cool for the time) and price, though not so much by the performance. The supporting logic for my purchase in 2016 was a bit different: I figured there were so many of these cars sold (1,104,509 from 1999-2005!) that parts would be cheap, there would be huge aftermarket support, and there would be high numbers of Grand Ams in parts yards.

(Sidebar: This was a couple of years prior to David purchasing an Alero for $1 which serves as a valid and additional example of just how cheap and easy these cars were to find. Granted, David’s car needed painstaking brake work, but its owner was willing to part with it for 50% of the price of a can of soda from a Wal-Mart front lobby vending machine.

Interestingly enough — and a sign of things to come for Oldsmobile — the mechanically identical Alero only sold 565,877 units during the same period. Pretty much a 2:1 ratio in favor of the side-cladded Pontiac. Added together, that resulted in 1,670,386 copies over the 6 year model run. Them be Camry-fightin’ numbers).

Let’s focus on the fifth-gen here since prior generations are all going the way of the Spectacled Cormorant and aren’t as common vehicles to see for sale anymore. Notice that I was interested in this particular car due to it being cheap and close. I already had a pretty good idea of what it was bringing to the table with its “3400” V6 engine putting out 170HP through a four-speed auto gearbox. Answer: not too much “scoot” (as is said here in southeast North Carolina. Note that the GT model had a “RamAir V6 that made a whopping five horsepower more). The gearing meant my car didn’t feel slow, but anyone in the cabin knew intuitively that they weren’t accelerating quickly no matter how hard they’d press that right pedal.

Not Pretty, But Could Be Worse

Upon first seeing the car it was immediately apparent that it had been sucker-punched from behind. The deck-lid and rear lights were puckered inward as one would do if trying to run to a restroom after bad decisions at Taco Bell. This was left out of the pictures posted in the ad (of course). The clearly-replaced deck-lid (shown above) did close though, and it was water tight (mostly), so I accepted this condition, remembering that I only paid $1,200.

That rear-end issue was unique to this car, but another issue that was also left out of the ad is endemic to fifth-gen Grand Ams located south of the Mason Dixon Line: a peeling, warped dash pad — commonly called the “curling dash.” My car had a particularly bad case. The defrost vents on the dash pad are usually situated/positioned to blow air upwards and onto the windshield glass. My dash pad had curled back, towards the driver, at a 90 degree angle so that the driver was looking through the defrost vent holes when looking straight out the windshield.

On the plus side, the stereo sounded pretty decent, with factory component tweeters and mids in the front. Honestly, the rest of the interior was in okay shape, especially considering that this era was one of the worst when it came to GM cheap plastic interior cost-cutting. I wouldn’t be surprised if a few Roger Smith acolytes were still at GM in their near-retirement years during this vehicle’s development.

Beyond the noted busted deck lid and warped dash pad, the headlights were clouded and performed poorly and there seemed to be a slight exhaust leak (probably from the rear impact). The car had about 170K miles on it. But, well, that was it. The rest of the car was…fine. Somehow.

In fact I was feeling pretty good about it even before I turned on the HVAC and found the AC to be ice cold. Then I was sold. This was in 2016, so the whole world of used cars was still somewhat normal back then and this type of car didn’t really hold much value, mostly due to the body damage; I guess driving a banged up car makes you appear fast and loose to other motorists? I dunno — seems like a good thing to me.

After forking over 12 Benjamins, I piloted that cranberry Pontiac throughout the sweltering summer that year, cruising on I-40 around Nashville in cool AC comfort while soaking up the potholed side streets with the ample sidewall on the stock wheels and soft suspension. I drove it to work and back. I cruised to get groceries. I got decent gas mileage. I ferried drunk friends in and out of downtown Nashville in mouse-fur comfort. I noticed many drivers steering clear of my path, avoiding what looked like a poor driver in a banged-up 14yr old car.

I finished the Stratus head job and ended up selling my Pontiac for exactly what I had in it. It ended up being free transportation and provided great memories and experiences that bring a smile even six years later. 

Believe It Or Not, The Grand Am Is A Great Choice For A ‘Beater’

Is every Grand Am in this price range in this good of mechanical shape, or this trouble-free? Of course not. Some are, some aren’t. But the problems are such that they can be dealt with through excellent parts availability/pricing, being so commonplace that repair knowledge is widespread and relatively simplistic design.

Here’s the thing about cheap Grand Ams. They fall squarely in the “A-to-B” category. The type of cars that can “get you there.” In fact, they practically define those terms in this day and age of motoring. The six cylinder engine is in the GM 60-degree V6 family that’s known to be basically unkillable as long one replaces the failure-prone lower intake manifold gasket. Browse the web and you’ll see dozens of folks lauding the 3.1 and 3.4 engine from that family. The engine is hooked to a four-speed that’s in the GM “4T40” family, and those are also known to last a while if properly maintained.

Honestly, engines, transmissions, axles and drivetrain-related electronics are never what brings these cars to their knees; they are known to be quite durable and reliable. What always brings down these cars and their ilk is the cost-cutting and use of cheap plastics throughout the rest of the car. Sun cracked dashboards, leaking headlights and taillights, bad paint, sheared window motor/regulator gears, broken door handles, inoperable dash buttons and switches, cheap upholstery, and the list goes on.

Type “Grand Am” into your local listings, and many look like they’ve been through hell. And maybe they have; their mechanical bits can definitely take it:

Image: FB Marketplace
Image: Facebook Marketplace

I don’t miss my Grand Am, but I certainly am glad I bought it and I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

So: Is the $1200, high-mileage, beat-to-death Grand Am for sale in every town worth it? Absolutely.

 

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69 Responses

  1. Love the article and the enthusiasm. And also love the commitment to keeping low-cost, semi-reliable vehicles on the road. There are a LOT of people who live in areas where they need a way to work, to school, or to the grocery store, and they don’t have either thousands of dollars or good credit to finance a used or new car in this market. Good on you for keeping these things going.

    However, I have to add I had one of these in college, and I hated it, and I will forever refer to it as

    THE GRAND DAMMIT

    for the many proficient methods that automobile had for giving me heartburn and draining my meager bank account–money I would rather have spent on beer.

  2. Oldsmobile Alero or GTFO.
    Seriously though, as someone who grew up in the Midwest, these Grand Ams were a dime a dozen in the early 2000s. They were never great nor terrible. They did serve their purpose for the rural folks I grew up with though.
    Need to jump the train tracks? Grand Am
    Need to drink and drive while meandering the dirt backroads on the edge of the county? Grand Am
    Need to take 7 horny teenagers to the mall on a Saturday? Grand Am
    Need to watch a loose air vent spin at Mach fuckin 3? Grand Am
    Need a serpentine belt to be un-replaceable unless you pull engine mounts? Grand Fucking Am

    1. I remember jumping the tracks in my then-girlfriends Grand Am while she was at work when I was 14. I somehow landed squarely on all 4 wheels at once – and when I did, all 4 hubcaps shot off in different directions. I was only able to find 3 of them after that. To this day I’m still amazed that my GF bought my story and actually believed that someone would actually want to steal one hubcap from a Pontiac.

  3. Love this article! I am looking forward to more from you Mr. Gossin.
    My wife and I owned two Grand Am’s, we bought both new. One was a 98 Black GT, which we loved, and the second was a 2005 GT with Ram Air! We loved both of them.
    I miss Pontiac as a whole, I never got to buy the Trans Am we always wanted, unless we go to a Mecum Auction.

  4. I’m starting to think that The Autopian should be sponsored by PB Blaster (which I love) and Bondo (which I hate) instead of fancy pantsy Optima Batteries since there seems to be a disdain for the kinds of cars that one might invest in a $300 battery for.

  5. Given a choice between a GrandAm and a Stratus for Shitbox of the Day, I’d take the GrandAm every time. “Nothing runs as bad as a GM for as long as a GM”, as my high school shop teacher used to say.

  6. Welcome to the Autopian writing team. Thanks for a most enjoyable piece.

    It’s amazing how that era of GM can keep running like crap long after other vehicles simply die. I’ve got a 2007 Suburban coming up on 200,000 miles and it may not be pretty but expect to be able to keep it running for another 100,000.

          1. Yeah, that’s just within the bounds of the “wicked-as-all-purpose-intensifier” area.

            No need to justify abandoning the land of salt & rust – I left Vermont almost 30 years ago for the Pacific Northwe(s)t, and don’t miss those aspects of the NE one bit.

  7. This is well rendered Stephen! My ’97 Stratus is similarly humble and just . . . and seems to have been credibly and ambitiously engineered for its first-gen deployment by Chrysler Corp. I am thankful for it, and strangely, I think it thanks me back.

  8. Now that’s funny – I ALMOST chose a $1350 Grand Am from Minneapolis this morning for SBSD instead of the S-10.

    These 20-year-old GM cars are sort of the automotive equivalent of happy-hour appetizer specials at Applebee’s: mediocre, but predictable. For any more money you’d feel ripped-off, but for the price they’re fine. And at least you know what you’re getting.

  9. I had a ’94 2-door grand am with the 3.1l in that nice green color you’ve got up there. Ignored the failing intake manifold gasket (causing occasional overheating) and it completely seized up on the side of the highway. I was young and learned a valuable and obvious lesson about ignoring things…my beater life has been much more successful ever since.

  10. I had a 2000 Coupe that I got free from my FIL after my BIL accumulated 170k on it and left it for dead with chronic electrical problems. Turned out, replacing the battery cables cured those issues. I drove it for a few years and then sold it to my neighbor for $2500. He drove it for 2 more years before donating it. I think it had about 250k at that point. It was still mechanically sound but the interior was trashed and the suspension was worn out.

  11. I had one for about 6 months. Driving along the freeway in the summer and it would just completely die. No electronics at all. Always when it was hot out. Come to find out an aftermarket alarm system was janky installed and one of the relays was going out when it got hot. My prayers were answered when I got rear ended LOL

  12. I knew a couple of people that this car and it may not have been pretty, but it was pretty hard to kill.

    One example (5psd) sat for a few winters. Got bored, quick check, fresh gas, and fired right up. Ran for a few more years before rust took it’s toll.

    Also for the price, it is a great “let me try my hand at this….whooopps” car. Worst case, move it along as a fix r upper.

  13. I had an 01 GA GT two door. I really liked it. Mine was a victim of PennDOT’s aggressive salt policies and rusted away. I wish they made more cars like this. I’d buy a three year old midsized FWD coupe in a heartbeat.

  14. I owned two of these cars back in the day (well 3 Grand Ams overall, but 2 of this vintage). I had a 99 4 cylinder and a 2002 GT. Loved these cars, and miss them to this day. That shot of the interior made me miss those days. Were they the fastest cars in the world, no, but they felt sporty enough and held their own with other V6s of the day.
    When I bought a car for my daughter a year ago, I actually took a look at some listings. However, I decided it was wiser to go with something newer and less “used” than most Grand Ams. However, if I were in the market for a beater, and found one that wasn’t completely rusted out, I’d jump on it.

  15. I have fond memories of this car….sort of. My mom was a pharmaceutical rep back in the 90’s, and back when they would get company cars. She got a Grand Am and surprisingly, the company let her get it in Cherry Red. It was a pretty sharp looking car for the early 90’s.

    Anyway, first time she ever let me take it out, I was 18, I had three friends, a twelve pack of beer, and my laser disc player (did I mention I’m a dork). In a surprising amount of maturity, we were driving the car back to my house so we could get drunk elsewhere, and had not yet consumed any beverages.

    Well, in a weird bit of urban planning, accessing our garage required heading southbound and then making a 270 degree turn to hit the northbound street that leads to our garage. Being a dumbass, I decided to show off and take it at 30 mph. Hit a slick spot (plus my ignorance of physics), and we slid out and rammed into a parked car. Luckily no one was hurt (except the Grand Am and the parked car). Hid the beer in the park, extricated my laser disc player, and then ran home to and did my best Ralphie from A Christmas Story.

  16. I bought a new Alero in 2000, and managed to have both the curling dash and the lower intake manifold gasket happen within the first 4 years of ownership. The brake rotors were also warped within 15,000 miles (just out of warranty), the alternator went bad on my 2nd day of ownership, and the ignition cylinder had to be replaced about 4 years in. Mine was in the shop about 25 day in the first year I owned it. Just a couple days shy of being able to lemon law it. The fact that so many of these are still on the road always amazes me, because mine was garbage. Rust is what has killed off most of them around me at this point in Michigan.

  17. Great memories. My mom owned a dark green Stratus for a number of years. One of my friends had a 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP. Thought that thing was so fast back in the day. What did we know (Graduated high school in 2003).

  18. Great article! The same can be said of GM trucks of a similar vintage. I had an ’02 Yukon XL that was basically free with 200k on it. I put another 100k on it before it needed more work than I was willing to do in my freezing Wisconsin driveway. The interior will disintegrate around you and the doors and windows might stop working, but damn that engine would just go!

  19. Oh, I am so here for more of this. I know someone who bought an old Grand Am as a hold-me-over car and ended up driving it for like 8 years because the stupid thing wouldn’t die. The only one for sale in my town is a $500 parts car (due mostly to lack of title), but there are several within about an hour that fall right within the stated price range. 🙂

    My old project car is a 2007 Prius. Not quite as cheap as a Grand Am, but surprisingly easy to wrench on for what at the time was a high tech car. I’m doing my best to repair what I can and only replace parts if they absolutely need it.

  20. ” [Editor’s note: I think the color is great. -DT]” I’ve seen enough of these editor’s notes now to view it as a trend and not a one off. In my opinion this interjection would be much better served as a comment in the comment section, perhaps preloaded. As it is, it hinders the flow of the article.

  21. I actually thought the coupe versions of these were handsome.

    I agree with your sentiment about these N-bodies and the value they provide. Similarly, the larger G/H and W-bodies do the same thing on a bigger scale, especially if equipped with the 3800.

  22. I guess driving a banged up car makes you appear fast and loose to other motorists? I dunno — seems like a good thing to me.

    I noticed many drivers steering clear of my path, avoiding what looked like a poor driver in a banged-up 14yr old car.

    Nothing says IDGAF like a Pontiac!

  23. Welcome. Great story. When a person takes an older ride and puts it back on the road it does us all a service. I appreciate the sub eco system of folks who do this sort of thing as a life style. As a younger person with little cash this was a way of life for me as well. From personal experience I tended to buy Toyotas as they were easy to work on, and gave great gas mileage. In the late 1970s and 80s was able to score several of them in great shape at a steal. The most I ever paid was 300 bucks, and the most common issue tended to be blown head gaskets caused by a neglected cooling system. I realize it was a different time in history but at even 75 cents a gallon, gas was expensive for me.

    So maybe a survey of the readers here is appropriate. ” What pos cars did you buy and what one gave you the most/least pita for the cash expended? ”
    Really like the site guys, great stories and comments. A breath of fresh air for sure.

    1. My favorite piece of shit was a Toyota Corona sedan with four speed stick. Totally reliable and also ugly in a shade of off-yellow. We called it “The Yellow Pig-wagon” and liked it because as teenagers the cops would figure some old folks were driving it so we wouldn’t get stopped on Friday nights.

    1. I’m originally from Utica, NY but I call Wilmington, NC my home. I just couldn’t deal with the rust up there.

      I did a quick stint in Nashville for a year, which is where this Grand Am episode took place – fun town!

  24. Their bigger brothers are also a good proposition! I just bought a 2001 Buick LeSabre for 100 bucks from a farmer. Legendary 3800 (of course needed upper and lower intake manifold gaskets), squishy seats and a pretty loaded (for the time) interior. Not too bad for a beater. Thing gets 26 mpg on the highway, which is great considering gas in my area is now at $4.50 a gallon. Platform mates include the Bonneville, the Aurora and the Seville. All dirt cheap, all pretty good rigs.

  25. We had a real “beater” for a few years back in the Oughts. We really needed a second car, but didn’t have money for it, until we came across a 1984 Toyota Corolla sedan that had “slow rolled” by slipping off an icy road and down an embankment. It all held together, had over 300,000 miles on it, looked like hell but drove fine, and we paid all of $200 for it. Finally sold it to a neighbor for what we paid for it several years later.

  26. My buddy just picked one up for a few hundred that had been sitting several years. He threw some new brakes and a couple other things and it became one of the cheap Grand Ams online. Didn’t take long to sell.

  27. Awesome article. Just the kind of subject and style of writing I expect from The Autopian. I look forward to more of your writing. I never owned a Grand AM, but I have similar memories of a sporty-looking, underpowered, cheap 1976 Buick Century Special that was my first car in high school in the mid-80’s. Canary yellow with the famous Buick 231 V6, I cruised it down the long, straight farm roads of south Alabama at (allegedly) 100+ mph in bouncy 1970’s suspension comfort – it just took a long time to get up there. It would have been unkillable except for its susceptibility to the rust gremlins that finally claimed it. That partial landau top was a breeding ground for those little suckers. But as a first car, it was glorious.

  28. A find article. Welcome to Autopian comments…..

    The downsized gen of Grand Ams are among the GM bottom feeder dwellers. Appreciate your efforts. But why? Harkening back to the original Grand Am. Yes,a mid 70s GM bottom feeder, but at least it tried… We need to be able to add photos in the comments.

    Lastly……

    3 names? Why? Maybe David Farmsworth Tracy can enlighten is ????

  29. These are certainly the cockroaches of the road here in the midwest. It seems like everyone owned one at one time. They certainly can’t be called great cars, but you have to respect them for how unkillable they tend to be.

  30. Agreed, bought a 99 a few years ago for $600. It was decent, save for needing an out of province inspection and being unable to pass without a lot of work. Kinda felt bad for stripping the engine and wiring out of it to plunk in the Fiero. Changed the aforementioned lower intake manifold gasket of course.

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