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It Fits Our Core Rule: Tales From The Slack

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Y2Keith
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Y2Keith
1 month ago

For a second there, I thought this was The Morning Dump.

AmberTurnSignalsAreBetter
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AmberTurnSignalsAreBetter
1 month ago

I wonder where hair pooping ended up?

So many questions, but I’m not sure I want to ask them.

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
1 month ago

> But if I may leave you with a digestif

Well done.

Kurt B
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Kurt B
1 month ago

Someone with Slack admin rights needs to change Torch’s job title in slack to Poop Lord and see how long it takes him to notice

Knowonelse
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Knowonelse
1 month ago

Yep, someone tried to put fuel into my Vanagon oil fill location. If I remember correctly, I caught them very shortly after they tried, so some gas got in there, so I immediately did an oil change. Yes it happens.

Anoos
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Anoos
1 month ago

Were those results for the last day or week?

If it’s a month, I’m shocked at the small number (still kinda sad if it’s a week).

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago

You want some good poop ???? stories find someone who tried to lose weight by using Olestra, which can be used with Polestar but anyone who did has a I pooped my pants story. Hell it makes anal leakage a win.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago

Surprised you didn’t go simple with a picture of Jason maybe in old fashioned livery of a gas station with a word bubble saying “I’m pooped”

Ppnw
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Ppnw
1 month ago

To be fair, diesel, poop, what’s the difference?

Don’t kill me Mercedes.

Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
1 month ago

No bangers, all mash.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
1 month ago

Peter, the 710 cap is a very, very old sexist blonde joke about oil changes (of course, there’s no reason why the blonde couldn’t be a dude). I’m sure you can imagine how it went. I used to have a blipshift shirt with an upside down oil cap in reference to that gag.

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

I heard that joke a loooong time ago but I don’t remember it specifically being a blonde joke, just a dumb person joke.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

That’s basically what a blonde joke is. It’s a joke so old that whatever your long time ago was, double it. It goes back to the days when casual racism was ok and career choices for women were nurse, secretary, or pregnant.

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Fair. Anything you’d hear from Archie Bunker.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Also here’s where you can buy one.
https://kalecoauto.com/product/710-cap/

CUlater
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CUlater
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Thank you. Rabbit wormhole engaged.

Last edited 1 month ago by CUlater
DONALD FOLEY
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DONALD FOLEY
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Did you know that a gal is a blonde, a guy is a blond?

Melanie Fuhrman
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Melanie Fuhrman
1 month ago

Wait, is that not how Vanagon is pronounced?

Taargus Taargus
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Taargus Taargus
1 month ago

This also confused me. How else would someone pronounce it?

V-an-a-gon? Va-nag-on? Van-a-gon seems the only natural and intended way?

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 month ago

I’m guessing it’s the heavy emphasis on the GON part rather than “van-again”

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I always thought again but since it ties in and rhymes with dragon I could be convinced. Maybe a nice custom Van Dragon?

DONALD FOLEY
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DONALD FOLEY
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Surely the accent is on the first syllable, just as it is for hexagon and octagon.

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
1 month ago

Gone vs gun – Van-a-gone, van-a-gun. Gun sounds like good, not uh.

Andreas8088
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Andreas8088
1 month ago

Yeah, also confused. I’ve only ever heard it pronounced one way.

Taargus Taargus
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Taargus Taargus
1 month ago

My vote is poop cubes.

Toecutter
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Toecutter
1 month ago

I bet Torch has some epic poop stories.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
1 month ago
Reply to  Toecutter

Lavishly epic!
Good to see you! (I’m not really here, non gratis, non-member) I was expecting a comment from you on the aero-article.

Toecutter
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Toecutter
1 month ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

Was too busy at work that day to comment much, but I will say that anyone trying to apply the findings to a passenger car is greatly overstating that effect, and the effect is only found in a very narrow speed range. Further, animals like whales and birds have some form of this effect to reduce drag.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
1 month ago
Reply to  Toecutter

Yep, yep, and yep. A really narrow parameter lab experiment with novel mag-lev support on an aero-optimized slug that the media sensationalized into “revolutionary”. But! might have actual real benefit in plenum surfacing.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
1 month ago
Reply to  Toecutter

Epic stories about poop? Or regular stories about epic poop?

Toecutter
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Toecutter
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

I can’t speak for Torch, but I have plenty of both.

AmberTurnSignalsAreBetter
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AmberTurnSignalsAreBetter
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Epic stories about irregular poop.

Thomas The Tank Engine
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Thomas The Tank Engine
1 month ago

We do have a comprehensive style guide that contains many a do and don’t

Well now we all want to see this!

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
1 month ago

Probably a regularly available one like Frunk and White, the AP (Automotive Products) style guide or the (Chrysler) New York(er) Times style guide.

Luxobarge
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Luxobarge
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

I saw what you did there.

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
1 month ago

A comprehensive style good that contains many a doo-doo.

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
1 month ago

What’s #2 on that list?

10001010
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10001010
1 month ago

Well, poop!

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