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If you’re not seeing this, it’s probably for the better. This is a deeply, deeply weird article about a cigarette lighter-powered…uhhh. I can’t get into it. Become a member to read this content, but do so at YOUR OWN RISK.
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Man, I tell you what, that danged ol membership fee, man, that dang thing just keeps payin’ off and payin’ off, man, gift that keeps on givin’, man, no whad ah mean? </Boomhauer>
Ha ha, no dice…especially not w/ Artificial Idiocy…nothin like the real thing!
George is riding his Rascal scooter on a city sidewalk when he accidentally bumps another scooter as its owner and some friends are walking out of a nearby store.
Man: Hey, hey! You dented my ride.
George walks back to inspect the damage.
George: Whatcha got there, the 4 volt? Heh, I did you a favor.
Man: How about I do you a favor upside your head?
George: Oh yeah?
Man: Oh yeah.
George leaps back on his scooter and floors it.
Man: Hey!
Woman: Get the bikes!
…but is it self-cleaning? ‘Cuz ain’t nobody wants to clean that thing.
This type of content is why I pay for a, uhhh…”member”-ship
How come there’s someone named “Hans” on your slack with the exact same avatar as Bishop? Are we getting a name leak here?
I wonder if this is covered with a ‘special’ section in the ‘safely dealing with wrecked EVs’ first responder training?
“Gloves Required”
how on earth did you end up on the promo list for that?
you did what?
my mind definitely deleted the memory of seeing that over there.
FINALLY. A gift idea on The Autopian for my non-car-guy brother.
This membership is REALLY paying off.
I like DT asking for car pics at the end as if to imply that’s what does it for him.
That’s a teaser! You will not believe the lemon situation. That’s for next week.
Soo… Lemon Party is next week. Got it.
“Hey, I noticed that Jason has started eating his lunch in his car every day. Go out there and check to see that he is alright.”
My finger was hovering over the “Add to Glovebox” button and I realized I was on autopilot, so I quickly scrolled past it. This one shouldn’t be in the glovebox, anyone can suddenly discover it while looking for tissues or the flashlight
I was just thinking the other day, how I’m not into masturbating while driving but I love blowjobs.
“this question” indeed.. I’m frickin dead