As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a very fortunate man, for a wide variety of reasons: my family; Nissan Pao ownership; the existence of such a wide and varied array of canned and preserved fish; all you wonderful Autopians; the way that green dense floral foam stuff feels when you push on it with your fingers; and, significantly, the fact that we have Autopian contributor Emily Velasco out in the world finding interesting cars and sending me the pictures.
This most recent find is one of my favorites, because it feels like an idea that may have flitted through almost all of our minds at one point or another, only to be dismissed as a terrible, terrible idea: building a crappy wooden body for a car, an idea that usually occurs sometime between wrecking your car and realizing how huge your insurance deductible is.


We’ve had a few stories about wooden cars before, but what all of those had in common was that the woodworker-builders were extremely skilled and talented. This one, I think maybe less so. That’s not to disparage it, of course: the fact it was built at all is a testament to, um, something. But this does look a like the sort of wood construction that I suspect pretty much any of us could be capable of, given enough time and booze
There’s a lot of interesting design choices going on here in this what looks to be mostly plywood car. Those suicide, rear-hinged doors, for example. That somewhat Seussified, whimsical shape of the upper A-pillar. The carpet (?) roof, the practical pickup bed with the external fenders, the running boards, all of it.
It looks like it once sported some fancy LED headlamps, which are now dangling by their optic nerves:
There also appears to be a nice layer of varnish on the wood that really brings out the grain, which almost gives it a leopard-skin effect.
Okay, but what was this car before being re-skinned in sliced tree meat? Looking at the engine, I think we have some clues:
That plastic intake manifold sure looks familiar. Where have I seen that before?
In our ill-fated NV200 Taxi! There are a few differences, but all of the key stuff looks to be in the same place: that intake manifold, the ECU, that fuse box, alternator, battery (not present in the wood car, but its spot is filled by what looks like a can of starting fluid), and so on. The four-lug wheels rule out another NV200 van as the platform, but this engine was used in Sentras – so this could have been a 2007 or so Sentra with the 2.0-liter four MR20DE engine.
I could be wrong, and I’m absolutely curious to hear your guesses. But even more, I’d love to know the story behind the Plywood Prowler here. What motivated this? Was it a case of a wrecked Sentra and a dream? What was this thing like to drive? Where did that windshield come from – was it the rear window of a pickup? Were all the panels flapping around, or did it hold together?
Emily said she’ll check back and see if she can talk to the owner/builder. I hope she finds him, because I have so many questions.
Yeah, I agree with the guy that says it’s a versa. engine is right, radiator cap in the right spot, most importantly the holes in the frame that the radiator would attach to are even in the same spot.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/s1cKKcHmoEM/maxresdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAKENAF8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGF8gXyhfMA8=&rs=AOn4CLD8sx7DOkb9Bfy_MrjNlN-3ee7zGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1cKKcHmoEM
That plywood piece with the round hole for the headlight; can see where the jig saw got away from the .. ‘builder’ and left a trail of gouges.
Not bad overall, assuming it was built in less than 2 hours
I haven’t read the comments yet but it reminded me of the Hummer H2 soapbox derby ad ad with The Who song “Happy Jack” in the background. I used to have a tee shirt with this image but couldn’t quickly find a photo online. Here’s the ad:
https://youtu.be/bV65Z7p2Xy8?si=Wx7f1a4ivCGasztk
lol honest to god, I misread the gist of this at first. I thought you were trying to see if we would guess they were trying to build Mater from the Cars movies out of wood….. I think I need more sleep. But also that is kinda what it ended up looking like.
Looks remarkably like that Slate that’s been everywhere lately. I think this guy wanted to bring “his idea” to market before Slate so that he could wrangle some IP settlement out of them. Well done.
I’m stumped by your question.
Frankenstein doesn’t have anything on this guy.
How much wood would a wood truck truck if wood truck could truck wood? A wood truck would truck all the wood it could truck if a wood truck could truck wood.
Edward Woodward would know.
I own a 2008 Nissan Sentra and you have to take the plastic intake manifold off to get to the spark plugs, which I did last year (surprisingly simple job). This one looks different. Looks Ford-ish to me.
It looks like an art car that was turned down by burning man for being too lame.
Versa, maybe? Dunno.
Oh no. I know exactly what that started as. It’s a mid 2000s Nissan Versa hatch. They even kept the front radiator support.
Hopefully they upgraded the transmission to a more robust Jatco Xtronic MDF.
I have never heard of these, Are they any good ? Is there somebody here who is an advocate for them perhaps ?
You just have to say Jatco Xtronic MDF 3 times in a row and…
For the first generation Versa (which I respect) the base versions had a conventional 4-spd automatic. It was the higher trim versions that had a Xtronic CVT. (but I get the MDF joke)
Does that thing look like it’s got an “upgraded” anything?
I just noticed it has a can of Shop Pro carb cleaner where the battery should be. And next to that, where the air inlet tube that goes to the air filter is there is no tube. So that thing’s just breathing dirty hot unfiltered air.
That gaping hole in the intake tube where they removed the intake resonator and then just did nothing at all to replace it makes me furious. If you’re going to do that why keep the airbox? Just smash it with hammers and throw it away, it’s doing nothing now.
In case there was any doubt, Emily is a National Treasure.
Truth.
Looks like the Dumb and Dumber dog vehicle. Sort of! But that was a van.
You’d think they could at least get the grain running in the same direction
And spoil the awesomeness of the work?
Elon moved his kids to the design department. Their work is an improvement over daddy’s shiny metal version. Better fit and finish, increased hauling capacity, and it reached the diy-loving market faster than the Slate.
“sliced tree meet” is the only term I’ll ever use for plywood henceforth. But what are we going to call MDF—masticated tree meat?
bologna
COTD
Wishing now I’d spelled “meat” correctly.
Montana plates, I assume?
I’ve seen this done to old body on frame cars and pickup trucks, and a vw bug or two, but not a FWD unibody.
Oh, wait looks like an early Gordon Murray design!
https://velocenews.blogspot.com/2009/04/gordon-murrays-oldest-known-car.html?m=1
Well, bless their heartwood
What is this home built truck based on?
Acid and Shrooms
Don’t forget loads of cheap wine and sleep deprivation.
Ah, the new Tesla All-Natural-Fibertruck. They said they were bringing out a low cost option.
COTD 🙂
I was going to say: still looks better that a Cybertruck. But “Fibertruck” deserves QOTD
Now I want to make one simply so I can badge it as “Fibertruck”. Thanks, I needed a retirement project.
That is precisely my level of woodworking skill. I believe the official lingo is “attacked by a bear.”
How does one do this on a unibody car? It must have the structural rigidity of a well-soaked refrigerator carton.
The one who does this sort of thing is not bothered by those sorts of questions.
Could be the versa with the 1.8. Lots of teen drivers roll them $300 and you cut it apart and do whatever that is.
“I hope she finds him” …quite an assumption it’s a ‘him’, lol.