Weird cars! We all love them, but depending on the actual level of weirdness, some may be best appreciated in photos or at car shows rather than actually taking up residency in the driveway. That said, this is The Autopian, so I’m confident most of you are willing to get pretty weird, especially when the notions of practicality (if not downright feasibility) and cost constraints are removed in the interest of a fun Autopian Asks sesh.
As for me, I think it’d be a hoot to own a Fiat Multipla, and that actually would be a practical choice as long as it’s reliable. It’s definitely weird looking, but the weirdness doesn’t compromise it being a good mover of people and stuff. I must confess, though, I would tire of the interior pretty quickly.
I mean, look at this mess:
Antti was also Multipla-minded, and opined:
You say weirdest … I’d *like* to own. That changes the situation a bit, as there are a bunch of weird cars I’d love to drive and experience but I’m happy not owning them. I think it rules out cars such as the Citroen CX and SM due to their complexity.
I think the answer has to be the Fiat Multipla. They’re great to drive and well packaged! A Multipla would fit my family life perfectly well, as long as I found one that wasn’t rusty, didn’t have a sticky dash, an interstellar mileage on the odometer, or a hideous price tag due to being an actually nice example…
Yes, yes, no rust or sticky dash or big miles, of course, of course, of course. These are all forgiven in the fantasy realm of Autopian Asks, so consider a factory-fresh Multipla to be on its way to you, Antti. As for a Multipla driving report from the real world, have a peek at “How Driving ‘The Ugliest Car In The World’ Helped Me Discover The Masterpiece’s Real Flaws” from another pal across the pond, Adrian Clarke.
Back to my weird picks with this jolly Ukrainian offroader, the Sherp. Obviously, this thing isn’t road-legal, but in the universe where I have acres of land to tear up with all manner of dirt bikes and ATVs and the like, I’m absolutely getting a Sherp. Mostly because “just look at it.” You know it’s gotta be a barrel of unstoppable fun.
I can also get weird on two wheels, and bikes don’t come much weirder than the Alligator. Dan Gurney (as in “The Legendary Dan Gurney”) is the man behind this mostly-completely-normal motorcycle, save for the low low LOW seat height. The old motorcycle-review saw of “you feel like you sit in it rather than on it” is quite literally true for the Gator, and it’s reportedly a blast to ride. You can read more about it from Mercedes Streeter here.
OK, that’s enough of me. What weird wheels would you actually own?
Top graphic image: Sherp
Kei truck with dropside truckbed. I’ve also always wanted a tracked vehicle.
I think the Swedish Bandvagn might just combine the best of both worlds…
Is a Kei truck with a dump bed considered weird? It just sounds like fun.
Brown station wagon. Aluminum alloy wheels. tan cloth interior.
I really, REALLY want to own a Morgan Three Wheeler. They’re not sold here where I live (and even if it was, I probably wouldn’t be able to afford it). Maybe i could build my own?
For me, an automatic. Imagine just giving away some of the control of a vehicle for no reason besides laziness.
Isuzu VehiCROSS, Citroen DS Safari, Skoda Felicia, BMW Z3 Coupe, Toyota Previa. Any of these will do.
One of those Stephenson military trucks always looked cool to me, I have no reason for this I just think they are neat. Also the FD Rx7, the car isn’t weird, but the rotary engine makes it weird.
Toyota Soarer AeroCabin. Looks fairly normal, but has an insanely neat top mechanism on top of being an odball JDM import. I was going to say Del Sol TransTop for similar reasons, but those mechanism scare me too much. Close second goes to the Pajero Jr Flying Pug, because I would LOVE to have one as an off-roader to really confuse the Jeep bros.
Campagna T-Rex.
It just seems so much better sorted than the Plaris one.