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This EV Delivery Van May Have The Ugliest Face In Modern Motoring

Mullen Bart Underbite Top

Friend of the site Derek reached out to me the other day to show me a picture of a peculiar and hard-to-identify delivery van tooling around some California streets, and he was curious about what it was. I was pretty baffled, too; I suspected it was some manner of electric delivery van, likely based on some mass-market van that we don’t normally have in America. In those senses, I was right: this is an electric delivery van, and it’s based on a little Chinese van. It’s a Mullen ONE electric cargo van, and it seems like a pretty useful vehicle.

But, oy, that face! Yeesh.

Vidframe Min Top
Vidframe Min Bottom

Now, I’ll be honest, I didn’t identify the van; our writer Antti did. The Mullen ONE is based on the Wuling Rongguang, also known as the Chevrolet N300, Chevrolet Move, Wuling EV50, Wuling PLN, BYD V3, and the BAW Xiaohema in various markets. The EV50 and V3 are both electric vans with specs quite similar to the Mullen ONE, so I suspect they are largely the same vehicles.

The Mullen One stands out from this crowd, though, thanks to its unique face. Here’s what the Chery and BYD versions look like, for example, with most of the other ones quite similar:

Wuling Byd Vans
Chery, BYD

Not a bad looking little van. The BYD version has a pretty significantly different front hood and lights and bumper assembly to give it a bit more aggressive look, but they’re both decent looking for what they are, I think. Then we have the Mullen ONE:

Mullenone Van
Photo: Derek Powell

I think the hood and headlamps are the same as used on the BYD, but that grille area and incredibly beefy front bumper seem unique.

And looking at it, it’s hard not to be reminded of this:

@best_eva_

“Bart smiled at her with his lower teeth” #bartsimpson #thesimpsons #trend #best_eva_

♬ original sound – SPAM LIKE = BLOCK

That is, of course, Bart Simpson making a grotesque underbite face from the early Simpsons episode Bart the Geniusseason one, episode two. I think the similarity of look is kind of uncanny, and if you told me that this image of Bart was pinned at the center of Bollinger/Mullen’s designers’ mood board, I’d believe you.

Finding this image of Bart led me down a strange rabbit hole, into the world of online literary criticism, of all things. It seems this image of Bart pulling this grotesque face is used as a sort of mascot for a meme referencing a line in a romance novel where someone is said to “smile with their lower teeth,” which is objectively a baffling thing to do. Especially in a flirty context.


But let’s get back to this Mullen ONE. It’s allegedly the first electric Class One commercial vehicle (as in light duty, under 6,000 pounds GVWR) to be in use in America, and it seems to be a pretty useful last-mile delivery vehicle.
Mullenone Specs
Mullen

The specs are pretty decent; 110 miles is good for a local delivery van, and the 80 horsepower motor should be more than enough for most urban-type settings. It’s small and maneuverable and, starting at $27,000 or so, is pretty affordable.

I suspect that giant underbite is a way to get the van to meet American crash safety standards? It has to be something like that, look at that battering ram. Really, I respect it in all its black-rubber-coated brutality. It’s unashamed of its purpose, it’s a big-ass bumper designed to take abuse. Who cares if it’s pretty? I’d rather have this tough, ugly face on my dense-city delivery van than something delicate and lovely.

I haven’t seen these around here yet, but it seems like they are coming; Bollinger, what seems to be the parent company of Mullen and the company that once tried to use me and my invention of the “headgate” in a lawsuit against defunct EV-maker Canoo, has a deal to deliver at least 50 of these vans to one of the largest car dealer networks in the Carolinas.

That’s where I am! Maybe I will see one of these on the road! I better warn my family and friends to be ready; seeing one of these unexpected would likely be quite a shock.

Top graphic images: Derek Powell; 20th Century Fox

 

 

 

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Navarre
Navarre
1 month ago

OK, can I have one with rear seats???

Razzmatazz
Razzmatazz
1 month ago

There’s a dealer near me with a bunch of these vans and a handful of Nikola Tre tractors on their lot. Learning about the fate of Mullen has me seriously questioning their brand choices now. Hopefully they’re still able to provide some support to whoever’s looking for a cheap little electric van by importing spare parts directly from China.

Rapgomi
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Rapgomi
1 month ago

At least it has a face. I’m convinced Lucid would sell twice as many cars if they just had a noticeable face to love or hate! Instead of being something you anthropomorphize and feel passionate about, they are like cold beautiful appliances you admire… but they just don’t trigger much emotion.

And buying and owning nice cars is fundamentally an emotional experience.

Ricardo M
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Ricardo M
1 month ago
Reply to  Rapgomi

I actually rather like the Lucid Air’s face. Reminds me of Geordi LaForge.

Craig Brown
Craig Brown
1 month ago

Not even close. Every single split headlight design is worse than this.

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 month ago

Not only is the Mullen One an ugly vehicle, Mullen Automotive is a Terrible Company run by con artists.
https://www.greeninvesting.eco/p/mullen-automotive-autopsy-of-an-ev-stock-fraud

JJ
JJ
1 month ago

Oh I do like that totally basic front bumper!

And the baleen whale grille.

And the name! Whadda you call a sullen mullet?

Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
1 month ago
Reply to  JJ

I also dig that bumper. Very function over form. The rest of it… I don’t know, feels like they went out of their way to make sure this van looked like ass. The simplicity of the bumper really clashes with whatever’s going on above it.

JJ
JJ
1 month ago

It’s like an AI rending of a van, based on an AI rendering of a van, based on an AI rendering of a van: No details of it goes together in any way, the more you look at it.

I wonder if it really was designed that way?
Base image, many iterations ago might have been a Toyota HiAce or a VW Transporter.

Kevin Rhodes
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Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago

It looks both ugly and extremely pissed off about being so ugly.

Is it harder to make a vehicle with a pleasant face? Why are so many so ugly and pissed looking today? What happened to “Hi”?

Jesse Lee
Jesse Lee
1 month ago

They should extend it out another 10″. That way it will be useful as a park bench for passerbys to sit on. If you’re going to be this ugly, at least make yourself useful.

Kevin Rhodes
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Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago
Reply to  Jesse Lee

Under the heading of “if you can’t be handsome at least be handy”?

I’m trying
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I’m trying
1 month ago

Used car dealer around here has 3 of these for sale. And a random Honda n600. Amongst a sea of moss covered mn12 thunderbirds and late 80s lesabres.

Vetatur Fumare
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Vetatur Fumare
1 month ago

Glad to see that some of British Leyland’s old engineers were able to get new work at long last.

Scott
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Scott
1 month ago

I dunno… ‘ugly’ seems a bit strong. I sort of like it. In a weird way.

Lotsofchops
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Lotsofchops
1 month ago

It’s ugly in a way I like. As a dozen other people have mentioned, the Ram Promaster is worse and I think it’s because they’re trying to have style and failing. At least the Mullen knows what it’s about.
Also you mentioned Chery twice, but the picture has a bowtie on it so I’m not sure if you meant Chevy? I know Chery is an auto manufacturer as well, but just checking.

Last edited 1 month ago by Lotsofchops
Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago
Reply to  Lotsofchops

Yeah. The Chery references vs the bow-tie on the grill confuse me as well. Looking up Chery on Wikipedia reveals that their relationship with GM has been a bit contentious with GM accusing them of reverse engineering the Daewoo Matiz.

Of the three vehicles pictured here, the Chevy is the most handsome by far. The bumper on the Mullen makes my eyes want to stay shut.

Geo Metro Mike
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Geo Metro Mike
1 month ago

I’ll take this over the Promaster snout. Also, not a fan of giant bumpers on company vehicles. They’re there to absorb damage, but they make it difficult to maneuver in tight spaces with the slightest nick resulting in investigations and disciplinary actions.

Lotsofchops
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Lotsofchops
1 month ago
Reply to  Geo Metro Mike

And drug tests, can’t forget those! Even if your van is parked with orange cones around it, if someone hits it then it’s an automatic drug test for the driver. At least for Spectrum install contractors. Gotta try and pin it on the driver of course.

Vanagan
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Vanagan
1 month ago

They just need to start a service in which you can get that massive bumper wrapped with your company logo or an image. Free advertising space is a seller to companies!

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
1 month ago

If I were a breeder of Nothing but Bulldogs (hey there the name right there!) this would be a contender as my company vehicle.

I could also see it as a Mac truck branded delivery vehicle sporting its own bulldog.

HeyJameo
HeyJameo
1 month ago

Jason, please do some research on Mullen. This van obviously isnt coming.
Long story short, they scrapped all the trucks/vans they had at their facility in Michigan. Other vehicles they planned on selling were getting sold off by landlords. Mullen is a shit show scam.

Max Headbolts
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Max Headbolts
1 month ago
Reply to  HeyJameo

Went and did a quick scan of their website, and yeah they only offer MY 2024 vehicles, which is not indicative of an active going concern in automotive manufacturing.

Flyingstitch
Flyingstitch
1 month ago

It’s the straight edges around the ‘grille’ that make this look like a backyard project. They couldn’t just make a gentle arch starting at the character line on each side?

Phonebem
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Phonebem
1 month ago

While both are designed for utility over appearance (with appropriate compromises), I have a hard time calling this “the ugliest face in modern motoring” when the new USPS truck exists…

MaximillianMeen
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MaximillianMeen
1 month ago
Reply to  Phonebem

My thoughts exactly.

Fourmotioneer
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Fourmotioneer
1 month ago

Scion iA a close relative

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