Imagine an auto enthusiast version of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. We start down at the foundation with essentials like horsepower and sharp handling. Take it up a level to see manual transmissions and sporty styling. Keep going upward, past RWD, inline-6s, wagons, and even analog gauges. Near the very top, just below self-actualization, we find amber turn signals.
A small but dedicated core of car lovers will be the first to tell you that amber indicators are safer, clearer, and better looking. They’re also required almost everywhere in the world, except North America. If you’re one of the dozens of us who love amber as much as John Hammond did, you’ve found your people.
[Editor’s Note: I’m delighted to be able to host this important annual study once again; a few years back, we had the State of Amber Turn Signals 2023, and I’m fortunately this project remains ongoing. The quest for universal amber rear indicators remains a beautiful dream for many of us, and these reports are the best way humanity has for evaluating progress in service of that goal. – JT]
The Playing Field for 2026
We lost a lot of regular cars in the recent churns. Malibu, Mirage, Maxima, and a number of other non-crossovers are now cold in the ground. Infiniti and Jaguar were unceremoniously pruned like peach trees, with lineups looking nearly as skeletal and shaky as Chrysler.
The Subaru Legacy now leaves one of itself behind, and Volvo only makes crossovers. Cadillac has kept its sedans, surprisingly, but killed the XT4 and XT6 to focus on EVs. You blink and you miss it. With constant facelifts and model changes, this project feels like a mosaic where the pieces are constantly moving.
Some cars are “on the chopping block”, like the Mercedes EQE (sedan) and EQE SUV, which were…uh…definitely two different things, even though they’re grouped together on various car-buying websites. However, they both still appear as 2026 models, so included they are.
Some cars are on hiatus for just one model year, like the Chevy Bolt and Kia Telluride (both maintain red turn signals, so nothing to get excited about).
Let’s take a look at the entire spread of “regular” 2026 models (the type you’d find in Consumer Reports, no Ferrari or Rolls-Royce included). Who is putting in the effort, who is making roads safer…and who has amber as the color of their energy?
Recap: Why Are Amber Turn Signals Better than Red Ones?
Virtually every country on earth, besides the U.S. and Canada, requires amber rear turn signals. It makes sense. A function that’s very different than braking should use a different color (and definitely should NOT use the same exact light as the stop lamp). Several studies have found that amber rear turn indicators are safer and clearer.
A 2009 NHTSA preliminary study had a principal finding that “amber signals show a 5.3% effectiveness in reducing involvement in two-vehicle crashes where a lead vehicle is rear-struck in the act of turning left, turning right, merging into traffic, changing lanes, or entering/leaving” (emphasis mine). For merging and changing lanes, amber signals may be 6.4% more effective than red, but this finding was not statistically significant.
It’s also worth noting that “the [beneficial] effect of amber turn signals is larger in injury crashes: (8.3%, with a 95% confidence interval).”
Vehicle lighting consultant and amber signal activist Daniel Stern points out that although a 5.3% reduction in crash rates may not seem like a huge number, it means that amber signals are actually more effective at avoiding crashes than the third brake light/center high-mounted stop lamp (CHMSL), which IS mandated, and was found to have a 4.3% crash avoidance. And of course, a small percentage of millions of vehicles adds up to a very large number.
We really need a more updated study, especially in the modern era of cheap, bright, and commonplace LED lights. But even without data, the common sense of separating two functions and the vast prevalence of required amber signals globally should help drive the conversation regardless.
What’s worse is that so many of the cars that use red turn signals in the U.S. and Canada use amber signals abroad. They’re not saving money on the design process because they must have two separate types of turn signals for every vehicle model that is sold overseas.
Moreover, LED lights are extremely cheap (and configurable), meaning that production cost isn’t the hurdle that it used to be. To be clear, the most cited reason for rear red turn signals seems to be “style and aesthetics”. Consider something like the Honda Ridgeline; yes, it has red signals, but at least it doesn’t share the turn signal with the brakes and is built in and for the United States (primarily). We still think ambers would look better stylistically.
But What About Small Turn Signals from Overseas?
Perhaps the only valid counterargument in favor of red turn signals comes from those who say that Euro-spec amber turn signals are often too small to meet the American EPLLA requirements (Effective Projected Luminous Lens Area, which is a minimum of 50 cm2 of lit area). I’m sure that’s true in some cases, but the 2023 Tesla Model Y has a very small and thin amber turn signal. It’s only about 6 inches wide and maybe a half inch thick. The luminosity is what counts, not the actual size of the light fixture.
And get this, in 2024, Tesla had to ask the NHTSA for an exemption of “inconsequential noncompliance”, because they accidentally made those tiny rear signals too bright. This sums up one of my most important theses: if the 2023 Model Y can do amber turn signals, anyone can.

The last amber lights article also mentioned some turn signals that are mounted too low, like the Hyundai Santa Fe, Kia Carnival, and Chevy Bolt. I understand the frustration here as well, but right now let’s keep it separate from amber lights for simplicity.
For next year’s article, I plan to dig specifically into the worst form of red turn signals that should be extra illegal: those that use the same bulbs as the brake lights. These might be the worst illuminative automobile choice of all time, with the probable exception of GM’s “let’s just use the reverse lights as parking lights” disaster.
Data Collection and Notes
Shoutout to the YouTube channel Car Confections for showing all lights on every vehicle in practically every video they do. Likewise to Auto Buyers Guide (Alex on Autos) and Redline Reviews, for helping to confirm any tricky ones. Also, I appreciate the compliments and feedback from Charles K, lighting consultant Daniel Stern, and Jason Torchinsky!
And hey, special shoutout to Mercedes-Benz, who continue to add more amber signals with each refresh, showing exactly how it can be done. They maintain a purely red look to all rear lenses to maintain the aesthetic they want, but the turn signal still shows amber when activated. Style and substance come together for some very nice rear lamps.
Data Notes
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Kia Telluride and Chevy Bolt are on hiatus, returning in 2027…both are red signal anyway
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VW id.Buzz is also on 2026 hiatus, but with an uncertain future
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Voyager is treated as a trim level of the Pacifica
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Heavy-duty trucks are excluded
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Slate truck and Scout truck are not certain enough to include
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The 2026 BMW iX3 and Volvo EX60 don’t have American-spec models to look at yet, at least not on video
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All front turn signals are amber, thankfully, so we’re only ever talking about the rear ones here in this article
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Canada Motor Vehicle Safety Standard 108 is almost identical to U.S. Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standard 108, and so Canadian vehicles use the same specs for turn signals
2026 Amber Signal Make and Model Breakdown
Below we have charts showing overall amber turn signal performance by manufacturer, and below that a breakdown for each specific model.

Specific model breakdown charts:












Here, we have a chart of automakers with at least 4 models that had a change in amber signal percentage from 2023 to 2026:

Best New Turn Signal of 2026 Award
Lucid Gravity. It has massive, sweeping amber turn signals that span a huge portion of the trunk. This means that it also has repeaters underneath. Even the repeaters are both amber and red! Since no part of the signal is located on the sides, this allows for a gigantic trunk opening width that could frankly be described as “Hearse-like”. I don’t expect every automaker to take an expensive approach like this, but it’s cool enough that I had to award it.
The image below shows every element: the normal red light bar, the amber left turn signal, the amber left signal repeater, and the red right brake light repeater. Truly a dedicated approach to maintaining both aesthetic design and safe color choices.

Honorable Mention: Best New Turn Signal of 2026
Hyundai Palisade. It looks like it’s going to have a red, blocky turn signal that may even be shared with the brake light. But no, a strip of amber lights is cleverly integrated into the design, showing how well it can be done for companies that worry about messing up their aesthetics. Hyundai might not be consistent, but I’m glad the Palisade keeps the amber lamps.

Worst New Turn Signal of 2026 Award
The worst turn signal of 2026 goes to the redesigned Toyota RAV4. The #1-selling non-truck vehicle in the U.S. throws away 32 years of amber turn signal heritage. Instead, the streets of the U.S. will be flooded with probably 1 million new red turn signals (assuming RAV4 sales stay on track) that just didn’t have to be there.
The redesign even has a clear section of lens, but both that area and the upper red lens section flash red. Overseas, only the lower clear section is used as a turn indicator, and it is, of course, amber. This feels very similar in size to the amber signal used by the 2023 Model Y that I mentioned above. Frustrating.

Honorable Mention: Worst New Turn Signal of 2026
Sadly, Kia-Hyundai is also getting an award for worst this year with the updated Kia Sportage. Not only did the turn signal used to be a beautiful amber (and actually the header image in the original 2023 article), but there’s also tons of clear lens space where an amber bulb COULD have gone. As you might guess, markets abroad have an amber bulb assembly in that clear space, although the overall light design is admittedly slightly different. Didn’t it cost more money to design a separate North America-specific lens setup?

That does it for the 2026 round-up. There were wins and losses, but sadly, just 43% of all models here use amber turn signals. This compares to 48% of models in the 2023 roundup. GM, Ford, Kia, and Toyota are some of the biggest contributors to that decrease, and Mercedes alone couldn’t do enough to balance them out. New facelifts and redesigns are always rolling out, so maybe we’ll have better luck next year. Until then, please continue to use your turn signal, even if it is red.
(C.J. Tragakis is a writer with a focus on automotive content. He recently acquired a Polestar 2, which has amber turn signals. Other interests include collecting antique car brochures, driving the Blue Ridge Parkway, and trying to understand the psychology of why people buy the cars they do. Email: cjtragakis@gmail.com)









Ha, “amber signal activist Daniel Stern”? Like I’m going to take any advice from one half of the notorious robber duo, The Wet Bandits?!?
Daniel Stern, (the actor who portrayed Marv Murchins who was arrested for soliciting a prostitute a few weeks ago) is not to be confused with Daniel Stern (the 25 year old Yale graduate and “the secret weapon of the Baltimore Ravens offense”, who just started a new job as a football analyst for the Cleveland Browns), or Daniel Stern (the turn signal expert).
To be fair Daniel Stern (the turn signal expert) is also a car lighting expert. He’s a regular on the candlepower forums and offers great advice on everything related to car lights. I got my Koito H4 7” sealed beam replacements because of him.
No, they are now known as the “Sticky Bandits…!”
All turn signals should be amber. All tail lights and stop lights should be midway or higher on the rear of the vehicle. All cars should have side signals. All headlights should in the same housing as the running light. All cars should have the rear fog on the side of the driver only.
Also, while on my high horse, Police lights should have a fast and slow flash setting. Fast for traffic and emergencies, and slow for when parked and for just pulling someone over. The flashing a s brightness of the LED light bars on emergency vehicles are to the point of distraction rather than just being seen.
Comment gold.
Racing 101. Anything you look at – you steer towards. So, Police- eye searing lights on stopped cars do not help.
Agree with a lot of this, except “All headlights should in the same housing as the running light.” That’s one beef I have with modern or even semi modern cars. A small fender bender, or hitting a snowbank or deer…. things that happen regularly around here… takes out the whole friggin thing. When such a car is approaching, the whole side of the car is out. You think it could be a motorcycle, until it gets closer and you find there’s a half of a unlit car there. Cars used to have running lights in a separate area from the headlights, and with a small collision, usually still had one of the two (headlight or running light) still functional. What’s the point of having them together anyway, besides cost savings? The headlight is gonna drown out the running light anyway.
I challenge any defender of red turn signals to simply follow an early 2000s Lincoln Town car livery vehicle in New York, on the FDR, by night, in light rain, and figure out whether said Towncar is intermittently braking, signaling an exit, or both.
The turn signals are red, in the same receptacle as the brake lights, which are very possibly the same bulb as the tail lights.
By night, you have a red light that goes brighter or not on braking, and blinks on turn signal.
This article is right in my Q-zone (I love amber turn signals and I also have a Polestar 2). I have this chart in my head, but it’s good to see it written down. Shootouts to Redline Reviews and Alex on Autos for always including the turn signals in their videos. For a new model, I sometimes just skip to that part and only watch the video for the turn signal.
Doing that for back lights would be the first step towards JT’s cult
I also enjoy seeing what the brake lights look like when they are lit up. Reverse lights can be interesting too and even front signals can subvert your expectations. All the lights in general are interesting to me.
I mostly agree with this as it applies to flashers. Too small a lit area would be problematic — we don’t want laser beams with a simple concave lens.
My related question is: is there a similar standard that applies to headlights? It seems to me, as a frequent urban pedestrian out at night (I have a dog), that cars currently smash too much headlight LED brightness into too small an area, creating a brightness density that is absolutely disturbing and partially blinding. If it were spread over a greater area it would not be as bad. A few are bad enough that oncoming cars even affect me while driving, and my ride has a pretty high seating position. And I don’t think it is them having their brights on.
I am wholly in favor of bright headlights, if they are implemented well.
Ok, I understand you like amber turn signals,
but the real crime is mounting the brake lights under the bumper
So many cars today are being sold with FAKE brake lights and all of the actual info conveyed to other drivers is located so friggin low that you can’t see it if you’re driving a higher vehicle with a high hood! I feel like I’m screaming into the void here, and i understand the ‘reason’ (hazards must work with hatch up) but what is happening is just offensive to any shred of logic.
Seriously. They’re so much harder to see than a traditional brake light, plus I don’t want to know what it costs when one gets broken.
Glares at Chevy Bolt
You’re not alone! Well at least, not alone in regard to your disdain for low-mounted brake lights!
Is this your first article? If so, what a start! No crawling, no toddling, just straight to pole vaulting straight into our hearts.
Thank you! I’m a freelancer, so not my first article, but my first on the site 😀
Bring more
Anyone else hate this new trend of splitting the taillight functions up into separate lamps, nowhere near each other? Like the turn signal and taillight up high in the hatch and the brake lights down low in the bumper cover? WTF? GIVE ME ONE PLACE TO LOOK so I can figure out what your dumb ass is doing!
GAAH! *old man yells at clouds*
Brake and turn signals somewhere other than the most obvious tail light lenses fails the Principle of Least Surprise. This is fundamental to safety. So, no, you’re not just yelling at clouds. (Checks onion tied to belt.)
This has GOT to be Torch as a ghostwriter, right? RIGHT?!?
100%
They met at Lumiére Rouge
“reverse lights as parking lights””
What now?
Right? This sounds like a — oh, what’s the word I’m looking for? Terrible? Yes, that’s the one — a terrible idea, and I demand a full report on this affront to good sense!
Okay, fine, I’ll just Google it… 😉
Well if you consider GM cars that light up when you unlock them, they are like, unparking lights…
It is bad. I’ve been walking the dog and behind a GM pickup when those bright white lights came on, and had to jump and drag the dog in a partial panic because I thought I was being backed up into. It is horrendous and should not be permitted.
Yeah, some GM cars turn the reverse lights on when not in reverse, which should be a god damn crime.
An exhaustive article about turn signals, and it ISN’T Torch?
Where am I? What’s going on?
Same. Didn’t even look at the byline, it was just obviously a Torch article then I got to the bottom and was shocked!
I think a lot of us are just assuming this is Torch’s nom de plume.
SAME. It started with a T and had lots of hotlinks, I just assumed this is Torch hiding from the Red Turn Signal mafia.
Badly. But hiding.
I’ll take that as a compliment!
You definitely should. It’s high praise
As I live in Europe this article is of limited use to me, but I did notice a Polestar 2 being mentioned, so I guess maybe there will at some point be a follow up article about useless reversing lights ?
(Referencing another recent article, having useless backup lights is the only case for using creep mode in EV’s as you can use the brake lights to see where you’re reversing without using both pedals)
Voyager will be treated as a trim level of the Pacifica.
I will not have this Voyager erasure, I won’t!
Lol.
I don’t even bother to call it a Voyager anymore. I just call it “Chrysler Van”. Otherwise, people think I’m driving a 30 year old van. Which… would actually be cool, but inaccurate.
Erasure is an excellent band. Please do not associate them with anything to do with Stellantis.
The Carnival facelift raises a question: is an amber signal that is bumper-mounted still better than a red signal as part of the main light unit? I’d take the latter, although being a combo brake/signal makes it a bit tougher.
The RAV4 going red is not all that surprising as Toyota seems to have hired the guy that did the Plymouth Acclaim rear lighting to put a wide section of clear lens with just reverse lights to several models.
I’ll take a separate amber over a flashing red all day any day. I don’t get what the fuss is about. Maybe if you weren’t tailgating you’d notice the massive orange blinky thing in the bumper.
This is great but who do I submit my grievance over the lack of a post about the cars of Groundhog’s Day on Groundhog’s Day?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank Pina Coladas. At sunset,we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day! Why couldn’t I get that day, over and over?
Huh, I never knew BMWs had turn signals of any color.
COTD
As a Product Manager who lives in spreadsheets all day and a fellow lighting nerd (I’ve purchase stuff from Daniel Stern), I love this article. Surprised to learn about the new Palisade (although I did notice and like the new frosted lense look), and dismayed to learn about the RAV4.
One thing I’ve noticed is that it appears amber rear turn signal LENSES are darn near extinct. Darn near every vehicle I can think of with amber signals accomplishes it with a clear lense over an amber bulb or LED. Altima is the only exception I can think of.
Also I hate the fade-on LED turn signals on newer Mazdas and BMWs. IMO one of the best things about LEDs is how quickly they illuminate. I have them in the brake lights and turn signals of my older cars. It’s ironic but silly IMO for carmakers to program LEDs to act like old incandescents. The BMW rear signals only achieve full brightness briefly.
Agree. Plus the Mazda looks bizarre–it is obvious it’s not a real incandescent, so what’s the point?
Fading to dark would be fine, brightening slowly is antithetical to alerting other drivers in a timely manner. A quarter second at 40mph is fifteen feet of reaction time squandered to dumb design.
Yeah I’m fine with fade out.
Spot on.
I can do without it, but the Mazda signals at least blink on quickly and are amber. The “pulse” of BMW’s lights are bad, they blend in more being red and flash like the battery is fading but still trying to flash a signal.
Not to hijack the amber appreciator meeting, but am I the only person who finds the flicker of led taillights to be somewhere between annoying and problematic? They don’t seem to be flickering when you look at them, but when you look at away the afterimage is a long trail of dots.
I think they are probably technically illegal, since the rules were written for incandescent lights that don’t have a duty cycle like leds, and traffic laws have dumb language like “immediate stop”
Anyway, some cars have a pretty low flicker frequency. Does anyone else notice?
HC, i think that’s a “conspcuity flicker” at approx. 50Hz. not apparant when viewed directly, but rod cells of peripheral vision react quickly, see the flicker.
like headlight modulators, they are not flashing (i.e. they do not go on-off-on-off… but instead go bright-dim-bright-dim…).
they are intended as a safety feature, but might have a contrary effect if other motorists disturbed by them…
I am seeing a lot of cars with brake lights having appx 5 flashes over half a second, so about 10 Hz, followed by solid, and it is annoying as ——. TOO attention stealing and mentally jarring. And it is nearly always the dangerous drivers cutting and weaving through gaps nearly too small for them on the highway.
Well lots of LED power supplies are modulating the LEDs with a square wave. Most “white” LEDs that use UV LEDs to excite a mixture of phosphors rely on the decay of the phosphors to mitigate the flicker. Not very well in most cases. Monochromatic LEDs and color changing LEDs they are really three monochromatic red green and blue LEDs flicker somebody has put a capacitor in the circuit but gosh that’s an extra penny or so so they don’t
Anyway, at night in a 12 lane intersection when you are scanning to maintain situational awareness, it looks like a swarm of red dots rather than individual moving lights.
In any case “conspcuity flicker” is only legal on motorcycles last time I checked.
I recently purchased some Koito H4/H1 lamps, along with Stern’s bespoke bulbs, and a New Zealand sourced Hella CHMSL for my ’73 bavaria. The headlamps are superb and the extra brake lamp is at bumper height compared to most modern cars… perhaps blasphemous but I want the car lit up like a Christmas tree in traffic. He’s great, would recommend.
It saddens me to have to report that there’s an error in the data: the North American version of the Porsche Taycan – both J1.1 and the facelifted J1.2 – have red indicators. So the percentage for Porsche should actually be 0%.
As if this weren’t bad enough, there’s also a minor wiring difference, so changing over to amber indicators, while possible, isn’t a simple swap.
Ah dangit, thanks Geoffrey. I think I ended up accidentally checking a Euro-spec car, even though the reviewer is American. I should have known Porsche was still on the red train.
The fault really lies with these amber-signal-deleting automakers; your initial statistics described a better reality where sense, logic, and aesthetics prevail. If I can ever find that taillight bar Jason Torchinsky is always mentioning maybe I’ll see you there, in which case I’d be happy to buy you a beer and we can raise a glass to amber signals.
BMW’s entries in this spreadsheet really need to have an asterisk.
I’ll say it again – I don’t care if turn signals are amber, red, green, pink, or polka-dotted. I care that people seem incapable of USING THE DAMNED THINGS. Start with THAT, then worry about what color they are. I have never once in my life had a hard time telling that a turn signal was signaling because it was red and not amber.
And anyone who “smokes” their turn signals such that they are as bright as a candle needs to get a good Singaporean public caning.
I have been in countless situations where the driver in the lane beside mine was diligent enough to signal to get in, but their signal was red and it took me time to understand it is a turn signal and not their brake light. When you are driving in a heavily congested environment, a well-placed amber turn signal really pops out from the background of visual noise.
So by the time I process that it’s a turn signal, it’s already too late and I can no longer ease up on the throttle to let them in. And I feel like a dick for not letting them perform what would have been a reasonable merge in front of me.
There are cars with turn signals so bad that you can’t even see the flash at all when it is at your visual 10 or 2. Early 2010s Traverse/Acadia comes to mind.
If you can’t tell a turn signal from a brake light you probably should not be driving. <shrig>
As I said, start with getting people to actually use the damned things consistently, then worry about nuances of what color they are. Where I am if 20% of people even use them, it’s a miracle.
No disagreement on the importance of getting people to use them consistently, but I am giving you a real world example of where amber turn signals work better. I can very much tell a turn signal from a brake light.
If I’m on a busy urban expressway, and there are dozens of vehicles around me that I need to monitor, a red turn signal is not going to stand out in the sea of visual noise I am processing. It will take a cycle or two before I get they are changing lanes. Sure, it takes just 2 or 3 seconds, but those 2 or 3 seconds can make all the difference in the world.
In an ideal world, sure, make them all amber.
In the real world get people to actually use them before worrying about it. And I still think there is something wrong with you. I don’t even want to think about how many miles I have driven in my life and this has simply never been the slightest issue. And I have drive plenty of miles on the other side of the pond and don’t notice any real difference there where the vast majority ARE amber.
Hell, requiring fender/mirror mounted indicator repeaters a requirement would make FAR more difference than requiring amber rear signals would. A lot of better cars have them now, but most cheap cars don’t.
I’m sorry but Amber indicators look worse. A car that has red that turns Amber is OK.
The problem with Amber signals in the rear is that they are not as safe. Amber in the front and Red in the rear was originally done for a purpose and that was so you could tell which end of the vehicle you are looking at and from the side which end is front when they added side marker lights.
The combined stop turn is superior because the turn signal stands alone and is significantly brighter than any other light lit on that side.
What about when you are braking and signaling for a turn at the same time?
For example when I am driving down hill on a steep road and am signaling to turn left into a driveway. Some cars really are terrible in that.
Oh, can we have a talk about the emergency flashers that share bulbs with other lights?
Driving down a hill when turning left is exactly when a combined stop/turn bulb excels. It tells the person you are turning left because that side is flashing and it is the only bright bulb on that side of the car. People used to know that if someone was signalling a turn it is highly likely that they are going to have to slow down to make said turn.
Flashers are a non-issue since you shouldn’t be using them when driving and in fact that is not legal in a number of states.
Is there nice aftermarket for converting to amber? No? I guess.
Found someone who, on his VW bug, changed the bulb to green so that when the light passes through the red cover, the result is amber on the outside.
Only works if the turn signal is a separate bulb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKq7VH0YxeA
So, maybe just paint the bulb green?
This is a trick I’ve seen used by people with older American cars in Europe.
Sure, but remember you are losing lumens that way.
Well, not thick paint. Maybe a dry-erase marker?
I assume this means Audi is still combining the worst of both worlds where the whole brake light blinks AND the sweeping indicator is red. All at the same time.
Depends on the model, but this is largely the case. Luckily my RS3 got proper amber dynamic signals, just with an extra amber portion that lights up to increase the illuminated surface area.
I’m a car designer and even I don’t understand why this divide persists. Products are almost all global! Just carry it over! The amber is designed in there anyway! Just look at lamps like the X5, too.. a tiny clear strip in the middle is all you need in a sea of m red. It doesn’t even ruin the signature!
So is this CJ Tragakis truly an actual living person? Or is it just the cover story of a certain J Torchinsky who’s been evicted from a lighting enthusiast bar?
“I am Lord Voldemort”
He seems to be a freelancer with a website … but given style and letters of the name, I had a similar thought 🙂
You’re a robot.
Yeah… what is going on here? I love that there are plenty of articles I don’t need to check the byline for. Definitely feels like Torchinsky is trying to normalize his nonsense with pen names?
I too am shocked that this appears to be a genuine, real human who is not actually Torch. But after reading, there’s no mention of clams, or excrement of any kind so, clearly not Torch.
Nor ferrets, or mustelids of any sort.
I’m a real human bean! I love the continued accusations of Torch nom de plumes though.
Holy crap there’s MORE of them? Maybe the Lumiere Rouge is real, except it’s just CJ, Torch, the-other-Daniel Stern, and Charles K sitting in Torch’s basement in a fort made of taillights.