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Toyota’s Coolest Pickup Trucks Have Names That Can Be Made Into Terrible Jokes: COTD

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Toyota Racing Development has been an important part of Toyota’s go-fast efforts since the automaker founded the Toyota Sports Corner in 1957. TOSCO became Toyota Racing Development (TRD) in 1976, and in the years since, TRD has graced both Toyota’s racing efforts and showrooms with souped-up cars. TRD is also the name slapped onto Toyota’s coolest Tacoma and Tundra models, but kids are mean.

Thomas reported that Toyota has finally changed the worst car name in America, the bZ4X, to just the bZ. It’s still a bad name, but at least it doesn’t read like “Bees Forks” anymore. Hugh Crawford noted another Toyota with a name that could be misused:

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Oddly I haven’t heard GR86 pronounced as great sex, but maybe I’m just not getting out enough.

I did overhear a couple of ten year olds arguing about whether a Toyota TRD trim pickup was a “turd truck” or a “**** truck” , so there is that.’

D-dub:

My inner 10 year old would die happy if I ever saw a plumber driving a TRD Pro.

Mercedes Streeter

I have heard some kids call the Toyota Tundra TRD Pro the “Turd Pro,” which is so sad.

I also loved this one from MaximillianMeen:

For the 2026 model year, the bZ4X drops the number and the last numeral, and just becomes the bZ.

TIL that apparently Thomas is Roman.

And one from Frobozz:

They should’ve called it the Beretta.

Apple

Thomas also wrote about the next generation of Apple CarPlay, and who on Earth thought this was a good idea? Mechjaz:

You know what I really need is a 112pt letter indicating the transmission drive mode, and a grey-on-grey 12pt afterthought of any actual information.

Matt wrote about how the new Golf GTI will be an EV, but questions if it should “shift” and make sounds. NC Miata NA:

For the authentic GTI experience in the EV world, VW should add a fake water pump that craps out every 40K miles.

Finally, Thomas wrote a viral story about a Toyota seller from Bring a Trailer who learned the hard way what “no reserve” means. Icouldntfindaclevername:

I bought my MGB from BaT. It sold for less than I think it should have, so did other commenters. I met the owner in person since we lived with in the same town. He was pretty unhappy with the low price of the non reserve sale. He was thinking about not selling it, but needed the money. I had spent like 3 years watching prices, and jumped in with the last bid. I wouldn’t have bid on it, if I had to have it shipped, or a long tow. Since it was so close, I thought what the heck.

The Spirit of Jalopnik Past:

Never let someone else’ seller’s remorse get in the way of obtaining a good deal.

Data:

Spoken like a true Ferengi.

Have a great evening, everyone!

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BurnTheBlock
BurnTheBlock
11 months ago

What is a “**** truck” ? “Trad”? “Tired”?

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
11 months ago

If only Toyota made TRD trucks with tractor engines the world could finally have the TRD Ferguson its been asking for.

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry
11 months ago

Let’s not forget the “taco turd” or “turd taco”. Both work in different ways.

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
11 months ago

Woo Hoo!

Tyler Durden
Tyler Durden
11 months ago

The first time I saw TRD on a Toyota I immediately thought “turd” and I wondered how the marketing geniuses didn’t figure that out. Terrible name. It’s almost as bad as the old Isuzu/GM Ascender.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
11 months ago

No Toyopet TRD?

Joe The Drummer
Joe The Drummer
11 months ago

My favorite iteration of the abbreviation for Toyota Racing Development was the one I saw several years ago at the used car section of a dealership, on one of those little handwritten inventory tags scotch-taped inside the bottom driver’s side corner of the windshield:

“2017 TOY TACO TRD.”

I, uh, do not want that. LOL

Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
11 months ago

I love a good poop joke, but this has to do with what is in my opinion low brow habbit of pronouncing obvious abbreviations as words.

OLED pronounced “OH-lēd.” It means Organic light emitting diode. A newer form of a light emitting diode of which we never pronounced as “lēd.”

SHO pronounced “SHOW” when it means super high output.

This kind of shit grinds my gears and IDK why. I just think it’s an accuracy and awareness thing.

But TRD as Turd, gets a pass, because, poop.

Max Headbolts
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Max Headbolts
11 months ago

You are not alone in your disdain for people using show insted of S H O.

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
11 months ago

I call the SHO a show too 😛

D-dub
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D-dub
11 months ago

Tell me you don’t say “nasa” or “nato”. Pronouncing acronyms as words is so ingrained in language that many acronyms are created with their word-pronunciation in mind. One of my favorites is the Army Tactical Missile System which they definitely named ATACMS on purpose.

Last edited 11 months ago by D-dub
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
11 months ago
Reply to  D-dub

Yes, NASA and NATO were created “with their word pronunciation in mind,” but SHO, OLED, and TRD were not. That’s precisely my point.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
11 months ago

How very CVCC of you.

Jatco Xtronic CVT
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Jatco Xtronic CVT
11 months ago

I’ve got no gears to grind, but something would definitely slip if someone pronounced “CVT” as a word

D-dub
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D-dub
11 months ago

Better watch it or you’ll be on the list next. Your name means Japan Automatic Transmission Company, and it’s pronounced “jay ay tee see oh” not “jatco”.

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
11 months ago

Isn’t CVT pronounced Civet like the beautiful cat like creatures that poop coffee and are used to make perfume?
Unles it is pronounced like Dick Cavet’s last name, but I prefer the coffe-pooper pronunciation.

Last edited 11 months ago by Hugh Crawford
Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
11 months ago

I was gonna be all like “hey but I had a much better comment elsewhere,” till I thought it through and you know what? More ASS for me.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
11 months ago

You can always count on Data to make a Ferengi joke when his emotion chip is active.

General_Idiocy27
General_Idiocy27
11 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

The Ferengi were the best part of DS9. Prove me wrong.

Last edited 11 months ago by General_Idiocy27
Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
11 months ago

A low bar to clear if you ask me. Hot take: DS9 sucked. Garak was the only interesting character, and underutilized.

General_Idiocy27
General_Idiocy27
11 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

True. Garak was always awesome. But the episode were the Ferengi tried to retake the station themselves was pretty good imho.

Overall the series wasn’t that great, but it had its moments, like the episode where sisko was a 1950s magazine writer. I think it was called “Far Beyond The Stars”. I think there was a community vote that said that episode had the best acting in all of star trek too.

Last edited 11 months ago by General_Idiocy27
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