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You Gotta Try Waylon Jennings’ Clam Chasm: Tales From The Slack

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DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
17 days ago

David trying to be the voice of productivity, getting slapped down by Pete for interrupting the important business of discussing lunch options and then abandoning all hope and joining in on the discussion basically sounds like my office every day between 11 and 1.

Phuzz
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Phuzz
15 days ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

And Jason, well, being Jason.

U20sailor
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U20sailor
17 days ago

I haven’t thought about a fluffernutter in probably 50 years. Thanks, Peter.

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
17 days ago

Cane’s chicken was good when I tried it not long ago, but their sides are meh (to be fair, crinkle cut fries *top out* at meh), and instead of “One Love” their slogan should be One sauce “, or more accurately “Want barbecue sauce? Honey mustard, maybe Buffalo? F you, you’re getting mayochup!”

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
17 days ago

Are Torchy’s Tacos taillight-shaped?

Mr E
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Mr E
17 days ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

Unless they’ve joked about it in the past, I find it rather disconcerting that none of them make a Torch comment. I can only surmise that fruit is too low-hanging or something. 🙂

2WheelRamble
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2WheelRamble
17 days ago

100% with Griffin on this. How does Cane’s get their chicken to taste so bland? I tried coating some chicken breast in a mixture of tapioca flower, egg whites, and toasted wonder bread, then frying in a 9-year old canola oil from Family Dollar but just could not quite get as bland as Cane’s.

Last edited 17 days ago by 2WheelRamble
Mollusk
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Mollusk
18 days ago

A #5 with grilled onions and jalapenos, and a NO SUGAR ANYWHERE NEAR IT unsweet iced tea is pretty much a reflex of the North Main Whataburger staff when they see me coming

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
18 days ago

I’m just here to explicitly not comment about the shocker.

Dave Larkman
Dave Larkman
18 days ago
Reply to  CR-V Oswald

I too am not commenting on that one specific thing, whatever it is.

Panzycake
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Panzycake
17 days ago
Reply to  Dave Larkman

I will also comply by not commenting about the minivan.

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
18 days ago

Griffin has opinions.

Undecided profile name
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Undecided profile name
18 days ago

This tales from the slack was so good that it has absorbed the entire year’s worth of my membership fee. You’re all working for free the rest of the year! Or working for the vintage chowder in my freezer.

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
18 days ago

20 something years ago I spent the summer in Dallas. I got home to Denver for a few days and people were complaining about the weather as it was 90+ degrees. Myself? I didn’t realise it was hot after my time in Dallas. Anyway, I miss Whataburger.

Bob Rolke
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Bob Rolke
18 days ago

Are there no Kolache places by your house? Is that only a south east Tx thing? I love a sausage, cheese, and jalapeno kolache for lunch.

Inthemikelane
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Inthemikelane
17 days ago
Reply to  Bob Rolke

This is the right answer.

Masterbuilder
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Masterbuilder
16 days ago
Reply to  Bob Rolke

Correct.

Eggsalad
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Eggsalad
18 days ago

I will always pick a local restaurant (even a local franchise with a dozen locations) over a national chain restaurant. If the Torchys Tacos is related to the one in Austin, I’d eat their breakfast tacos 3x/day. Also, you really ought to sent Torch to Torchys.

Bob Rolke
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Bob Rolke
18 days ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

Amen. Local interesting food is almost always better.

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
17 days ago
Reply to  Bob Rolke

I’m sure Mercedes knows where to get Italian beef.

Mike F.
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Mike F.
18 days ago

OK, any place that serves limp fries needs to be shut down immediately. If you travel around much of the rest of the world (particularly Europe and England), you’ll find that every restaurant you go to makes good fries. Crisp on the outside, fluffy-soft on the inside, not too big, not too skinny. There is no excuse for floppy fries, and I will now never go to a Cane’s after hearing that, thank you, Griffin! In-n-Out gets no pass here, by the way. The burgers are good but the fries suck. They, too, should be banned until they can send some of their folks off to Europe to learn how to make fries. (Can you tell that I really like my fries and have been waiting for some time to spout off about them?)

Eggsalad
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Eggsalad
18 days ago
Reply to  Mike F.

A proper french fry needs to be twice-fried, and In-N-Out refuses to do that, and I have no idea why.

Spopepro
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Spopepro
18 days ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

I mean, they will if you ask. Fries well done is the usual ask.

As mentioned on this site before, the bigger issue is not blanching them first.

Eggsalad
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Eggsalad
18 days ago
Reply to  Spopepro

Well done fries at INO aren’t double-fried. They’re fried once, but for a longer duration.

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
18 days ago
Reply to  Mike F.

I’ll never understand the In n Out love. Their fries are literally gag inducing. Practically raw and floppier than an earthworm.

What’s up with Torchinsky Tacos?

Eggsalad
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Eggsalad
18 days ago
Reply to  CR-V Oswald

INO serves a great burger at a low-to-reasonable price. I don’t order fries when I go there.

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
17 days ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

Same deal with Freddy’s, good burgers and custard, middling fries, meh hot dogs, Culver’s does a better cheese curd

SmallCarsOnly
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SmallCarsOnly
18 days ago

With Jason to spin out questionable made up history, who needs AI?

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
18 days ago

Just a warning to everyone, Whatburger sucks, is overrated, and expensive. It’s mainly the burgers…the only thing good is their chicken strip sandwiches. I can’t remember the last time I went. Freddy’s is the best franchise “fast food” burger place…and their fry sauce is amazing!

Widgetsltd
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Widgetsltd
18 days ago

Is In-N-Out even the same experience in Dallas, with all of those Texas people running the place? The southern California In-N-Out experience is THE In-N-Out experience.

A. Barth
A. Barth
18 days ago

“Pie Wei” sounds like a malapropism: “It’s MY WAY or the PIE WEI!”

David Fetterman
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David Fetterman
18 days ago

The Friday before Labor Day? My god, they’re not going to work all summer! It’s just chowder sex jokes for the next three months!

10001010
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10001010
18 days ago

Griffin is 100% right about the disappointment that is Cane’s sad, flavorless chicken. Popeye’s reliably gets my order wrong every single time but at least they know how to cook some chicken.

TheNewt
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TheNewt
17 days ago
Reply to  10001010

You go to the same Popeye’s I do?

05LGT
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05LGT
17 days ago
Reply to  10001010

I had Canes once. That was enough. Every time I go inside Popeyes they screw up the order. Somehow they usually get it right at the drive through.

10001010
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10001010
15 days ago
Reply to  05LGT

The one by my house has perfected the process to screw up both in-house and drive-thru orders.

Mollusk
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Mollusk
16 days ago
Reply to  10001010

The amazing part is how they get the order wrong when you’re the only customer in the joint.

10001010
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10001010
15 days ago
Reply to  Mollusk

My favorite is when they tell you they’re out of spicy and ask if regular is ok. Like if I wanted bland chicken I’d be at Church’s or Cane’s, we put up with Popeyes shitty service specifically for the spicy chicken and only for the spicy chicken.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
18 days ago

Clearly no foodies at the Pian. Dissing Chic fil et? Food so good even vegetarian bovines promote it. Not sure what Cane’s you went to but never had that issue. I do miss my What a Burger, for both breakfast and later. Panda Express and Panera Bread are the worst of the group. I do wonder if you have Landry’s Cajun Buffet? The only one I’ve seen is at an airport in Houston and it was amazing. But it always comes down to what do want. I am surprised there’s no BK near you as they are usually across the street from McDonald’s. Also no hoagie shops? I have found you can get a good cheap hoagie at a grocery store even at 8am

Last edited 18 days ago by 1978fiatspyderfan
Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
18 days ago

I only go to Chic fil et on sundays. Highly over-rated.

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
17 days ago

I tried that once, most of the night I forget, but the police came

Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
18 days ago

I love love love a good unhinged rant. Bravo to all of you, but Griffin gets my TFTS BBQ COTD.

Huffy Puffy
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Huffy Puffy
18 days ago

Layne’s is the only chicken place that dares to serve the rooster.

Get it in the box.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
18 days ago
Reply to  Huffy Puffy

Never beat Kenny Rogers Roasters.

A. Barth
A. Barth
18 days ago
Reply to  Huffy Puffy

As long as it doesn’t go staley

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
18 days ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Outstanding.

Mr E
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Mr E
17 days ago
Reply to  A. Barth

That’s not chicken, it’s rooster!

Panzycake
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Panzycake
17 days ago
Reply to  Huffy Puffy

Layne’s started in the (at the time small-ish) college town where I went to college. Allegedly, it was started because some students tried to get Raising Cane’s to bring a franchise to town, and when they declined, the students decided to start their own chicken place. With blackjack. And hookers. By the time I got there, Cane’s actually did decide to build a franchise in town… two doors down from the then very popular Layne’s. That’s the story I heard at least, and I like it, so I’ve avoided any attempt to fact check it.

It’s still weird to me to see Layne’s franchises since in my mind it’s a dirty hole in the wall run by college students where you’re guaranteed to get food poisoning at least half the time, but it’s still good cheap chicken, so everyone keeps going anyways. Of course, this is also the same town that spawned Freebirds, which used to be a hole in the wall covered in aluminum foil sculptures, so I shouldn’t be too surprised.

Burt Curry
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Burt Curry
18 days ago

Is Cane’s the new cause of hot dog anxiety for Griffin?

Burt Curry
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Burt Curry
18 days ago

And it’s Antti with the Finnish…

LTDScott
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LTDScott
18 days ago

I’m glad that you took the bait on the CPGS so Torch could continue down this path of madness and we all got to witness it. Any time I have any kind of illusions of being a writer or journalist I read one of his posts and I could only hope to have that kind of mastery of the language and inane references.

I’m 100% with Griffin on Cane’s. I first tried it a few years ago and it was whelming but nothing I’d go out of my way for. Then last year they opened one close to me and I tried it again and had the same opinion. I got diagnosed as celiac right at Xmas so I can’t eat there anymore so my opinion will never change.

Spopepro
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Spopepro
18 days ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Btw, how the eating go in Japan? I think you’ve taken the trip already?

LTDScott
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LTDScott
14 days ago
Reply to  Spopepro

Good memory! We had to plan out every meal ahead of time, including making reservations in some case, which definitely takes the spontenaeity out of eating (and I relied on 7-Eleven food for meals a few times), but I was able to find GF versions of most of the Japanese specialties I wanted to try and all of them were great. By far the best trip I’ve ever taken and I can’t wait to go back.

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