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Here’s Everything Wrong With My Dream Car, How It Has Let Me Down, And Why I Don’t Care

Adrian Capri Problems Ts

Now that my beloved 1981 Capri 2.8 Injection has made its formal debut to the assorted losers, boozers, and jacuzzi users that make up the Autopian staff and community, I suppose I owe you all an explanation of why I bought one that was pre-broken down and what exactly is wrong with it. Well, actually, I don’t owe you anything, but you’re getting an explanation anyway, if only to convince myself I haven’t ended my lifelong streak of old bad decisions by making a new bad decision.

It wasn’t my intention to buy a car that needed immediate attention just to make it drivable. Unless we’re specifically looking for a project, most of us would hope that any car we purchased would at least be able to move under its own steam (ha!) and be somewhat operational, although I appreciate that, being the Autopian we all have our own wildly different definitions of exactly what operational means. Miss Mercedes might be happy with a moldy interior, David comfortable with a chassis constructed from iron oxide, or Jason thrilled to have a car that actually starts, but I am not. I have standards that are considerably higher than my colleagues in so many things, but none more so than the condition I like my own vehicles to be in.

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Vidframe Min Bottom

When the couple who bought the Ferrari first came to view it, they asked me if there were any issues. There was no point trying to hide anything because my history with the Mondial is plastered all over the internet, and that’s not the way I believe in doing things. Being autistic means I’m always honest because I’m incapable of being any other way, admittedly sometimes to a fault. I told them the air conditioning compressor was disconnected because it was seized, and besides, when it did work, the climate control was about as effective as being breathed on by a penguin. The electric antenna didn’t work because a switch on the center console made it go up AND down, and I hadn’t been able to source a replacement. In other words, minor issues that didn’t stop the Mondial from being driven, used, and enjoyed.

With the Capri, the story has turned out to be a little different. When I was chatting to the seller during the week prior to purchase, he regaled me with a list of stuff he thought needed doing: a new clutch to fix a judder on pull away, a replacement center prop bearing because it was making a knocking noise, and a heater fan that wasn’t working. Well, color me utterly unsurprised because heater fan failure on a Capri really is a case of ‘they all do that, sir’. In addition, the doors and fender were a bit crusty. I thought all this sounded a bit too much like the dreaded project car I didn’t want and said as much, but the seller said he was being fussy and was happy the Capri was perfectly drivable as it was, and he had a replacement secondhand heater unit to go along with the car.

Burton Power down in Essex (just east of London) has been the preeminent Ford aftermarket specialists since 1963, and the first of what I anticipated to be many visits to their website showed a complete clutch kit for a 2.8 Injection Capri was £109.90. For comparison, Superformance lists a complete clutch for the Mondial at £397.02. Twenty-five years ago my best friend and I would have spent a weekend wriggling around on our backs at the curbside to replace a clutch in one of our many old RWD Fords. Nowadays that sort of job is well past what I would want to be waving a socket set at, but any local garage would be able to handle it with their eyes closed because a Capri is such a simple car – rear-wheel drive with a live axle at the back and Macpherson struts on the front. I couldn’t imagine the whole job relieving me of much more than about £250.

When I went and looked at the Capri, the main problem was not the clutch but the huge stream of hot coolant pissing out from where the water pump met the front of the engine block. This meant my test drive was severely limited to about five minutes around the block with the temperature gauge acting as a countdown timer. My brief time behind the wheel revealed the motor sounded terrific, and the clutch was absolutely fine, but there was a pull to left under braking and a slight judder through the steering wheel. This could be something as simple as needing an alignment and the wheels balancing, and there’s a great local place round the corner that could handle that. Even if I had to fire the parts cannon at the front end, I knew none of it would be wallet-breaking.

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Water pump comparison. Image credit Capri Club International and Superformance

With the Capri purchased and recovered to my house that same Saturday, on Sunday I pulled the radiator and fan cowl, and then discovered I needed a fan spanner for the viscous fan, which my measly tool bag obviously did not contain. Off to Halfords in Coventry I went, returning home £25 lighter with said implement that I’ll probably never use again. A complete water pump and gasket set was ordered from Capri Club International for a princely £58.80 (Mondial – £195), which arrived on Tuesday – a day I was in university, so I couldn’t continue work on the Capri until Wednesday. By the time I got everything buttoned up and bled the cooling system twice, because I fucked it up the first time by only topping up the expansion tank and not the actual radiator, it was Friday night before FOTU on Saturday. A late-night shakedown blat around Leamington went well. The Capri pulled like a train and the temperature gauge behaved itself. The clutch didn’t slip or judder even on exuberant pull-aways, but braking from higher speeds, that mild pull to the left I felt on the short test drive became a case of the Capri vaulting over the white lines into the next lane. Coming off the M40 and heaving on the anchors from about 65 mph and bloody hell – the steering wheel was making both my hands do an involuntary wanker gesture. Backing off the throttle revealed another problem. Something in the driveline was singing like the New York Choral Society in the opening bars of “This Corrosion” by The Sisters of Mercy. There was no shunting, just an operatic chorus taking over as the dominant volume when the burbling exhaust returned to tick-over levels. There was nothing I could do about either the wobbly front end or the chorists hiding under the rear squab but grin and bear both for the trip to Festival of the Unexceptional the following day. Cooling systems on old cars are frequently their Achilles’ heel, but sitting in traffic on what turned out to be a sunblock-two-million kind of day, the newly repaired Capri didn’t wilt once – so for the moment I consider that a repair well done.

It’s probably not a stunning revelation that music is important to me and has played a big part in the tattered fabric of my life. Having a functional stereo in all my cars is therefore non-negotiable. The bells of St Mary Le Bow didn’t grant me a Cockney accent but an incessant ringing in my ears, which I’ve long since learned to live with, so I’m far from an audiophile. But I cannot live with a shitty stereo that constantly drops a Bluetooth connection and does more clipping than a fucking barbershop. Which is exactly the behavior the mid-aughts Kenwood unit in the Capri was exhibiting on the way to FOTU. On the way back it simply stopped connecting to my phone altogether. The following weekend I was planning on a considerably longer four-hour drive to see my uncle in Clacton, so I needed to get the audio situation sorted out post-haste.

As standard Capris had a twin spindle installation – fitting a modern single DIN unit requires cutting the dash pad – which is why unmodified originals are such prized treasures within the community. At some point in its past, someone had butchered mine to fit the aforementioned Kenwood. With mere hope the only thing securing it in the dashboard, yanking the Kenwood out revealed a veritable rat’s nest of wiring and mismatched connectors that had to be seen to be believed. I disconnected the lot and chucked the Kenwood straight in the trash. Sitting on the shelf in the spare room, I had a single DIN Eonon CarPlay unit which I had intended to stick in the Mini. I decided to put this into temporary service in the Capri and decide on a permanent solution at a later date. I simply needed to figure the wiring out. Honestly, what sort of cowboy uses negative wires for one front speaker channel and positive wires for the other one? A cowboy job? Fucking John Wayne had risen from the grave to personally supervise this installation, pardner.

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FOTU was very hot and dry, and since the Capri arrived I hadn’t had time to wash it, so it was now filthier than David’s post-Jeep-build driveway. Before setting off to Clacton, I ran it through a local car wash and, pulling out, cleared the windshield by giving the wipers a flick. When I tried to do the same for the rear, the wiper arm moved maybe twenty degrees and then stopped. So that’ll be me visiting Halfords in Clacton for a set of fuses next then. Apparently, they have around 370 stores across the UK, so that’s two down, 368 to go. I just had to get there, which didn’t turn out to be plain sailing. In fact, at one point I didn’t think the Capri would make it at all.

Festival of the Unexceptional is held at Grimsthorpe Castle, and I’m certain the Hagerty events team were high-fiving when they found out the name of the place. Situated in a liminal area between Leicester and Peterboghorror (or as residents call it, Peterborough), this is around 80 miles from my house. Clacton-on-Sea in Essex is a considerably greater distance at about 170 miles. After a jolly afternoon alternately gently cruising on dual-carriageways and winding the mighty 2.8 Injection out on B roads, after about 140 miles the motor suddenly hesitated. Then it was fine. After about another five miles it hesitated again. The closer I got to Clacton, the worse and more frequent it got. Maybe the Capri was protesting about returning to its home county. It wasn’t misfiring, but by the time I rolled into town I was having to bury the throttle just to prevent it stalling when pulling away. As I backed onto my uncle’s driveway, I could hear the fuel pump spinning at about five million rpm, which didn’t sound optimal.

My initial reaction was panic, because that seemed as good an option as any. Dropping the fuel tank to fit a new pump (£120.50 – Ferrari £234) would constitute a major ballache, and I didn’t have any tools with me anyway. In desperation, I made a late evening post on the Capri Facebook group. Within two hours I was talking to a classic car fuel injection specialist on the phone. Try driving the car without the fuel filler cap on tomorrow was the advice, because it sounded like prolonged running was creating a vacuum in the tank, causing fuel starvation. The next morning I drove to Halfords to get two sets of continental fuses without the filler cap on, and apart from the occasional whiff of gas, the Capri ran perfectly. The fuel pump whine was conspicuous by its absence, so it seems likely the breather is blocked, which is located – guess where – on the top of the tank.

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I replaced the blown fuse, which promptly blew again as soon as I tried the rear wiper. I’m guessing the mechanism is seized up tighter than David’s wallet, but the UK is drier than a good Martini at the moment, so that’s another problem for future Adrian, though the wiper being stuck a third of the way up the rear windshield is bugging the ever-loving shit out of me. Because I also bought an emergency gas cap that allows air to enter the tank via the filler neck, the fuel starvation issue didn’t return on the long journey back home. This will suffice for now; although I’ve avoided dropping the tank by dint of real East London get-you-home bodge, I’m going to have to do it (or get it done) at some point in the future.

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Once back home, I figured the easiest way to diagnose the wheel wobble and find out if there was anything else urgent that needed doing was to book the Capri in for an MOT. Being 45 years old, it doesn’t legally require one, but I consider the fifty quid fee a small price to pay for an annual roadworthiness check. Needless to say, it failed, but not in the way I expected it to. The gaiter on the bottom ball joint was split, necessitating the fitment of a new track control arm, but slightly more worryingly there was a small hole in what was described to me on the phone as being on the inner rocker, but turned out to be in the floor about six inches in front of the rear spring hangers. That’s another job that can wait, but replacing the TCA didn’t fix the wheel wobble. The garage said it felt like a warped disc, so a pair of upgraded vented discs and new upgraded pads were ordered from Burton (£180 – Mondial £770). I have literally just collected the car this morning as I write this, and I’m pleased to say that the wheel wobble appears to have been banished. Although I didn’t have the time to properly stand the thing on its nose, it feels much, much better already. The bill for fitting the new brakes, plus the track control arm and the MOT came to £474 – so I’m finishing this article just in time to cover some of that.

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Upgraded brake discs. Image credit Burton Power
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While you’re in there. Image credit Burton Power
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Do you even own an old Ford if it doesn’t need welding?

Right, so what’s the too-long, didn’t read version? The water leak and wheel wobble have been sorted for about £800 all in – I had to buy a couple of other bits and pieces when replacing the water pump, aside from the fan wrench: because of the snapped bolt, I had to buy a bolt extractor (which didn’t work) and then a Helicoil kit. As a precaution, I also replaced a hose that wasn’t secured properly and consequently had rubbed against the accessory belt. That leaves the fuel tank breather, the rear wiper, the heater fan and the hole in the floor. I’m minded to leave the tank breather and welding for now – with old cars, fixing existing problems can sometimes create new ones as you start yanking out stubborn parts. Repairing the small, non-structural hole in the floor will necessitate pulling the rear seats and carpet out so welding doesn’t set the whole caboodle on fire, so that won’t be a work of the moment, and neither will dropping the tank. The blower fan and rear wiper will need doing before the weather turns to shit later in the year, because I don’t like the idea of trying to drive with my head out of the window like a deranged dog just to see where I’m going when the windows are all fogged up. I have a secondhand blower unit that came with the car, and thanks to my adventures with the stereo I know how to take the dash apart.

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Sing to me Sir Billy of Bragg, Bard of Barking.

So what about the stereo? A while back, the usual UK auto-influencer faces were punting the new retro-styled head units from not-Blaupunkt and Pioneer. They might look the part, but at £400 they’re a complete rip-off, because you’re not getting any better functionality than a modern unit at £150. And they don’t have CarPlay. I like CarPlay, and if I’m going to a show, unless it’s taking place at Bicester bloody Heritage, I don’t always know where I’m going, so having navigation in the Capri will be extremely useful. So I think the Eonon will stay in place, and I’ll get another one for the Mini. At about £70, this is a cost-effective no-brainer.

So yes, my dream car and I have had a slightly tempestuous start to our relationship, not helped by the condensed timescale. You might be wondering why I didn’t make my life considerably easier by purchasing a better example, and to that I would answer: I enjoy doing things the hard way. I don’t really; it just seems to be the way things constantly happen to me. If I had been able to give the car a proper test drive, it’s reasonable to assume that red flags would have been popping up left, right, and center – which I would have ignored, but not because I was because I was blinded by love. Back in the dim and distant past, when I used to bother myself with romantic entanglements, being autistic I would constantly miss red flags big enough for a Soviet military parade. This led to me making bad choices of partner, even if on the surface they appeared perfect to me.

That’s not what’s happening here. You should always expect some snagging issues when buying a classic car – as I said at the top of this piece, we all have different expectations and standards within which we are comfortable; in other words, what one person finds acceptable, someone else won’t. I knew I would be fine with whatever issues the Capri might throw up, because these are anvil-simple cars with a large ownership base of non-wankers and a lot of aftermarket support. Across all models, Ford sold nearly two million Capris, and there’s a lot of plug-and-play parts commonality with other rear-wheel-drive Euro Fords of the era – and they sold millions of Escorts, Cortinas and Granadas as well. Furthermore, I only paid £12,500 pounds for it – if my car had gone through an auction, considering its originality and good (but not mint) condition, I reckon it would have hammered for the thick end of fifteen or sixteen grand plus fees. And how long would I have had to wait for another early Graphite Grey over Stratos Silver (or black) four-speed, Carla interior car to come up? A year? Two? There’s no guarantee it would be in better condition, have no hidden problems, and potentially it could cost a lot more to buy.

I adored the Ferrari and owning it was a privilege, but like my love life, that time had come to an end. I’ve learned the hard way over the years that there are many things I’m fundamentally unsuited for, despite my aspirations and dubious personal gifts doing their utmost to convince me otherwise. Buying a Capri 2.8 Injection is in some way a comforting reflection of that, on my own terms. I might not have been great at picking partners, but this time, I just might have picked the right car.

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06 Z33
06 Z33
1 month ago

Rear wiper delete! That rear glass is plenty sloped for water to shed off. And it will look better (unless you’re trying to stay completely OEM).

Strangek
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Strangek
1 month ago

That sounds not so bad for a classic. I think it was well bought!

I Farted So Hard it Hurts
I Farted So Hard it Hurts
1 month ago

Ford made so many cool cars that they never sold in the US for some reason.

Mr. Canoehead
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Mr. Canoehead
1 month ago

They did sell the Capri in North America, though not the Gen III. I had a 1977 with the 2.8. I loved that car.

ESO
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ESO
1 month ago

“This Corrosion” by The Sisters of Mercy

Hey now, hey now now! Haven’t listened to SOM for sometime now, thanks for the reminder, I’ll rectify that now.

ESO
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ESO
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Your work here is never done, my friend!

ESO
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ESO
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Not at all, of course!

Just as we need sun, oxygen, and water to survive, The Autopian and it’s readers need you as an integral component of the experience.

Last edited 1 month ago by ESO
PlatinumZJ
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PlatinumZJ
1 month ago

That’s a neat head unit! My go-to audio store doesn’t seem to carry the brand though.

When I upgraded the head unit in my ’09 Grand Cherokee, the description noted that modification of the subdash would be required. OK, fun. What this meant was that I had to use a hacksaw to remove a somewhat thick plastic support from the cavity behind the factory stereo. It felt weird to be so destructive. The plastic was sort of brittle, and tore away on one side as I was sawing on it, so I had to search through my tools for a suitable file.

Dave's_Not_Here
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Dave's_Not_Here
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

I think you just influenced me…

PlatinumZJ
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PlatinumZJ
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Good to know! I’m a little lazy, so I tend to only look at places that will sell me a wiring harness with the head unit.

James Andrew
James Andrew
1 month ago

Another thrill ride of an article Adrian! In consideration of your closing comments, we have a considerable amount more in common than I thought. Stoked to see more updates on the Capri!

GirchyGirchy
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GirchyGirchy
1 month ago

The pull under braking is most likely a partially seized caliper on the right side. I’d be very tempted to add calipers and rubber brake hoses (assuming they’ve never been touched) to the job when you do the pads and rotors.

GirchyGirchy
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GirchyGirchy
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Braided hoses are a waste of money IMO, it just needs new rubbers. Those should be pretty cheap.

The problem with old hoses is that they fail internally and will restrict the flow of brake fluid, especially when warm. Drive for a bit, caliper begins to lock up, but it’ll be fine a few hours later once it cools down.

Plus you’ll end up bleeding the brakes, so it’ll be a good excuse for a fluid flush.

Sklooner
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Sklooner
1 month ago

I forgot about those old ceramic fuses, I have scars on my fingers from pushing them in only to have them blow right away, get a nice burn on the tip

DangerRoad
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DangerRoad
1 month ago

I think many of us are at least a bit on the spectrum: we relate better to older vehicles than newer humans.

DangerRoad
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DangerRoad
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

For me, I have never quite felt like I belonged in any group, or at least completely belonged. My conundrum is that I genuinely like people, but never feel at ease around most of them. Not autistic, but socially awkward at best, as my reserved nature has been taken as snooty arrogance by some. Humans! What ya gonna do?

Argentine Utop
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Argentine Utop
1 month ago
Reply to  DangerRoad

Ah, same here. Also deaf.
Hence: nerd.

VictoriousSandwich
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VictoriousSandwich
1 month ago

The Eonon looks like a nice carplay stereo option, I’m going to see if it’s available in the USA and send to a friend who wants a small carplay stereo to replace a hideous old Pioneer in his e30.

If a person doesn’t mind giving up carplay, VDO/Continental (it’s branded as both) has a decent looking single DIN stereo that was going for around $150 USD a couple years ago that I was reasonably happy with in my e28. Looks reasonably OE instead of like something a 16 year old designed 1999.

VictoriousSandwich
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VictoriousSandwich
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Yep looked it up after commenting…and it is and quite reasonably priced too, forwarded to my friend. Also like that it has a volume knob instead of some trashy tiny plastic buttons like the double din carplay stereo that someone retrofitted in my Subaru.

Last edited 1 month ago by VictoriousSandwich
Pneumatic Tool
Pneumatic Tool
1 month ago

The thing I like the most about this Capri is that embodies the ethos of the early 80’s so very well. Everybody is nostalgic for the “fun” 80’s – basically the latter part of ’84 onward, but the decade was more than shoulder pads, big hair, and Swatches. Having come of age during that decade, I find myself more drawn to ’81-84 because it was more grounded. The early 80’s were pretty dark – economies sucked, unemployment, unrest, anger, and the ever-present spectre of global annhiliation. In spite of that, there was a definite thrust towards the future, while simultaneously tugging at the roots of the recent past. Things weren’t “larger than life” as they became later in the decade. Instead we had subdued tones with subtle glimmers of optimisim sprinkled in – shades of dark grey with red accents. That’s this car.

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Pneumatic Tool

Or the attempts to dress present realities in the trappings of the then-recent past. Step up, Chrysler K-car wagons with fake woodgrain paneling and LeBarons with padded Landau roofs.

Last edited 1 month ago by Nlpnt
Cyko9
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Cyko9
1 month ago
Reply to  Pneumatic Tool

I’ve always thought decades are more characterized by their first 5 years and last 5 of the previous. Late ’70s and early ’80s were wood paneling. Late ’80s led up to the neon ’90s. The Capri feels like a ’70s car, even if it’s from the ’80s.

It was great reading about the troubles of buying an old car because it’s typical what anyone might run into. “Runs fine” but it’s going to need some work, probably soon.

And since this is the second time this morning I’ve seen the Sisters of Mercy pop up on the Autopian, I know what today’s soundtrack will be.

Hey Bim!
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Hey Bim!
1 month ago

Thanks Adrian, as always. I love your writing style. Part of the fun for me is to pick out the locations you mention and do a quick search to understand a bit about them.

Frank Wrench
Frank Wrench
1 month ago

Such an enjoyable read! I hope we get more installments on your Capri life.

Really No Regrets
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Really No Regrets
1 month ago

Wishing you many grin-inducing travels with your excellent Capri companion.

Cheers

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago

Ah, that radio install.

I just sorted the one in my Rover mini. I’d been listening to music on the early 2000s Kenwood deck, shut off the car and did groceries.

Upon returning to the car, the radio would not power back on.

I pulled the dash apart when I got home. Not only was the entire radio wired with the “Twist & tape” method, the ignition and battery wires were just separate wires haphazardly ran separate from the main harness.

I removed the “aftermarket” power wires, added them to the pile of other “aftermarket” wiring I’ve removed from this car, and wired things correctly to the factory wiring.

Unsurprisingly, I’ve had nary an issue since.

Thank goodness electrical is my favourite job to tackle. And Rover/MG have provided me with lots of it over the years.

If I ever make my way across the pond, I’d gladly give you a hand in chasing down electrical gremlins.

Excellent article, as always.

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

My Audi 100cs Quattro had a weird quirk where occasionally when I floored it, the sunroof would open.

It was a cable throttle, not sure how that worked either.

Also, you probably tapped the illumination wire instead of the 12v ignition. So it would be grounded when the lights are off, then positive when the lights are on, killing the ground to the stereo.

Christocyclist
Christocyclist
1 month ago

Great write up Adrian. I loved the German made Capris that we got in the US (’70-’78) for a period but this era (MK III?) is absolutely gorgeous. Well done…

Rafael
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Rafael
1 month ago

I can’t believe I’m reading about Clacton for an entirely different reason this month. [ | ▪ }

Terry Mahoney
Terry Mahoney
1 month ago

I know very little about these cars so I had to do a little digging to understand the power and weight of these things. In ‘murica measurements they had around 160hp and weighed about 2650 lbs. So while it’s probably got a little pep in it’s step, I don’t know if it could be described as pulling like a freight train. HAHA. But I am digging this car just the same. Will it be staying stock or do have dreams of upping the performance? I read that later cars came with 5 speeds. That seems like a worth while conversion for regular driving. Looking forward to future updates.

Last edited 1 month ago by Terry Mahoney
Dennis Birtcher
Dennis Birtcher
1 month ago

Not the worst radio butchery I’ve seen with that Kenwood.

A previous owner of my mother’s El Camino had installed a shaft radio in the 1.5 DIN slot. And when I say “installed”, I mean taped two pieces of styrofoam to the bottom to kind of center it and called it a day.

Then there was the wiring. I can only speculate what happened there. It looked like the original wiring harness was cut, a new one was poorly spliced onto that, then that harness was cut out, and another one was poorly spliced onto that. Every connection was three different colors and gauges of wire, all lovingly wrapped in electrical tape. Honestly a miracle the thing worked at all. Shockingly, that didn’t last long.

At least your Kenwood had a couple of crimp and Wago connectors.

GirchyGirchy
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GirchyGirchy
1 month ago

Yeah, I see at least three connection methods, plus some others used to keep unused wires safe from incidental shorts, but it’s more ugly than scary.

Dangly
Dangly
1 month ago

This article made me think of the issues with my e60 and how much I would like them to all disappear and or magically be fixed without my wallet disappearing

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
1 month ago

“assorted losers, boozers, and jacuzzi users that make up the Autopian staff and community”

Also the poseurs, floozers and voyeurs.

RataTejas
RataTejas
1 month ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

Take this down: I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

AlfaSigma
AlfaSigma
1 month ago
Reply to  RataTejas

Fantastic quote from a seminal movie. There was definitely a Brit in the Writer’s Room when this was written because yanks wouldn’t know or use the word “buggerers”. Then again, maybe Mel or Richard Pryor heard it used by a Brit or overseas.

RataTejas
RataTejas
1 month ago
Reply to  AlfaSigma

Buggery is an old word. It was usually the “offense” that was used to ban homosexuality across most of the States.

AlfaSigma
AlfaSigma
1 month ago
Reply to  RataTejas

I stand corrected, I’m aware of the term being used as an offense in Britain(lived there) but was unaware that it was used stateside as well. Thank God we have progressed as a society and thank you for the info.

Last edited 1 month ago by AlfaSigma
Brock Landers
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Brock Landers
1 month ago
Reply to  RataTejas

As in Dr. Evil’s soliloquy about his life: “My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery,” LOL

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
1 month ago
Reply to  RataTejas

I’ve taken it to originally imply a forceful non-consentual act or the act with a minor which ARE actual crimes but later evolved to become an insult and a convenient tool of character assassination, aka “whore”.

Argentine Utop
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Argentine Utop
1 month ago
Reply to  RataTejas

This sounds so Dashiell Hammett.

RataTejas
RataTejas
1 month ago
Reply to  Argentine Utop

Harvey Korman/Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles.

David Kunz
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David Kunz
1 month ago
Reply to  RataTejas

“Could you repeat that, sir?”

JayJay
JayJay
1 month ago

Love your writing style! [heart emoji]

The issues with it sound not too scaring.

The rust hole is in a place, where it doesn’t have too look good when repaired, with carpet on one side and under body coating on the other side.

I would just dismount the whole rear wiper, and plug the hole with some rubber (or a wine cork painted black!). Nobody knows if a sports car like this had a rear wiper or not anyway… And then have some good long “therapy sessions” on the long winter nights, taking the mechanism apart, cleaning, greasing, testing and being proud of your effort.

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 month ago

Not too bad all considering for a nearly 50 year old car from the UK. The mechanical issues aren’t too terrible.

I’m dealing with the opposite. I bought a 1979 car that has spent all of its life in Southern California. Hardly any rust except one spot but all rubber fuel components rotted and a lot of the interior bits are completely sunbaked. The instrument cluster literally crumbled into two pieces.

Tj1977
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Tj1977
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I’m always worried about a SoCal car in New England turning to rust in the matter of one year, even if it’s not driven in harsh warmer.

Butterfingerz
Butterfingerz
1 month ago
Reply to  Tj1977

I feel the same.I was tempted to bring an old Subaru DL back from Arizona but I figured it would just do what those old Subarus do within a few years in the Pennsylvania winters.

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
1 month ago

Wtf is a “blat”

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
1 month ago
Reply to  CR-V Oswald

A delicious sandwich of bacon, lettuce, avocado and tomato.

Balloondoggle
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Balloondoggle
1 month ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is so ripe.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 month ago

I’m a big advocate of get it sorted and drive it, but there will be times when you might need a break and to just park it and admire it’s beautiful lines. For those times, I recommend this soundtrack. (Yeah, I put a little Canadian finger on the scale)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDKkRSUrTd8

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