One of the greatest parts about being a car enthusiast is learning what makes someone’s heart skip. I’m a sucker for stupid engines, weird engineering, RGB lighting, and brightly-colored interiors that you could never sweat on or get dirty. Apparently, some of you like buttresses and fenders.
David wrote about the Ford GT Competition in Beau’s collection. Nsane In The MembraNe describes one of the reasons why Beau is so cool:
While I am certainly not, and never will be, in Beau’s position, my logic with stuff like this is very practical. I do collect guitars, and very nice ones at that…but for someone who’s as passionate as I am my collection is comparatively small. If I buy something and don’t play it often, then it needs to go. I personally would rather the instrument be used to make music in someone else’s hands than sit in its case in my basement.
I think this applies to cars as well…and to Beau’s credit, unlike a lot of folks in his fortunate position, he does drive these vehicles as god intended. Between that and creating this website solely out of a love for the game, he’s A Real One. It’s not like these machines are being mothballed, and I appreciate that we get articles on them.
But if I were him, I’d sell the stuff that I don’t have the time or desire to drive. Would something like this have high odds of being mothballed by some weird billionaire? Probably, but there’s also a chance that the new owner will take it out on the track where it belongs. I’d take those admittedly slight odds over the certainty that it would more or less just sit if it was in my possession.
But what do I know? I don’t have an expansive car collection. I have a Hyundai…lol.
Zeppelopod:
It strikes me that you and Beau do have some commonality, in that both of your heads will be turned by a nice fender.
I actually agree with MATTinMKE here:
“most beautiful rear end in automotive history”
This is where you lost me. There are legit beautiful cars out there. The Bugatti Atlantic comes to mind. This car is very cool, but not beautiful.
David is a man of his word:
I stand by it. From the rear, the GT is the King. It’s an enginerd’s dream.
Limerockian:
I like big buttresses.

Matt wrote a Morning Dump that contained a story about the Mercedes-Benz CEO admitting that automakers went too far in killing buttons. I admit, I like Minivanlife’s bad idea a little too much:
Instead of conventionally shaped buttons, can they be RGB backlit three-pointed stars?
Okay, I wouldn’t want the buttons to be logos, but I would absolutely buy a car with RGB buttons. I’ll even accept capacitive buttons if they were RGB. I know, it’s terrible.
Anyway, Data:
My God, it’s full of stars.
My Other Car is a Tetanus Shot:
Please refrain from touching the monolith.
Littlebag:
Now that you said not to, it kind of makes me want to touch it more.
My Other Car is a Tetanus Shot:
I’m not giving you a bone to play with afterwards if you do.
Littlebag:
Your bone, I can refrain from touching.
These appear to be references from 2001: A Space Odyssey! (Click here if you do not see the embed.)
Have a great evening, everyone!
Top graphic image: Ford/Fender






Actually, for a number of guitarists it’s easy not to love Fender these days…
Private equity ruins everything. PE owns Fender, which is why they’re sucking so bad. I foresee Fender losing a ton of sales and quickly going bankrupt because they have a ton of debt. Then the PE firm that owns Fender will get bought out by a bigger PE firm, soulless and devoid of morals in favor of short term profits. They’ll do to Fender what they did to Sears.
Fender almost seems to be approaching a point where there’s a model line targeted to every possible price point with multiple choices at each level, and that doesn’t seem sustainable. It’s like looking at a VW model listing on a European site, 14 SUVs that are all weird simulacra of each other…
re: the RGB thing, one of the dumbest and greatest things my Ioniq 6 (RIP volt ;_; ) has is mood lighting that’s tied to drive mode. Green for eco, blue for normal, and Flight Of The Navigator-ass red for sport. It’s just so silly. I love it.
+1 for Flight of the Navigator reference.
If cars were truly so advanced, they’d be able to say “Compliance” with every command I give them, if so desired.
So a bit of Max and KITT. But not KARR.
KARR got no love that’s why he went bad.
“Compliance” in the voice of Paul Reubens, no less!
(And very occasionally do the Pee Wee laugh)
My first solo COTD! Thanks Mercedes! DT & I will have to agree to disagree.
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