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Shitbox Showdown Milestone Edition: 1988 Pontiac Fiero GT vs 1965 Plymouth Barracuda

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Good morning! Today is a special day in the history of this silly little column. This is my 100th Shitbox Showdown! Thomas kicked things off on April 4th, and I took over on the 5th, so this is technically Shitbox Showdown number 101, but it’s 100 for me. To celebrate, I’m setting aside the price cap to look at two cars on my own personal “always wanted one” list.

So let’s get yesterday’s results out of the way, and we’ll take a look:

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Brave souls, I think. But that Benz does warrant a look, just to see if it really is legit. Besides, the Datsun already sold, so it’s out of the running.

Now, I’m sure I’m not alone in having a list of reasonably-priced cars that I’ve always wanted to own, but haven’t (yet) had the chance. And I’m sure mine isn’t the only list that changes with my mood. But there are some constants: a Fiat 128, a Dodge Shelby Charger, an early Mazda RX-7, a Chevy El Camino, any old 5-cylinder Audi Quattro… and these two. They’re not cheap by our usual standards, but they’re not totally out of reach either. Something to aim for, I think, because you have to have goals. Here they are.


[Editor’s Note: Congrats to Mark Tucker! He’s doing a great job with our Shitbox Showdown. Good writing, good car choice, good man. -DT] 

1988 Pontiac Fiero GT – $7,000

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Engine/drivetrain: 2.8 liter V6, 3 speed automatic, RWD

Location: outside Puyallup, WA

Odometer reading: 135,000 miles


Runs/drives? Indeed it does

I’ve always felt sorry for the Pontiac Fiero. It started out as a half-baked idea, ended up five years later as a halfway-decent sports car, and then was unceremoniously scrapped. Good old GM, ruining a good thing just when they finally got it right. It was the Corvair all over again. But at least the Fiero actually saw production: Pontiac’s previous attempt at a two-seat sports car, the XP-833 (which was to be called the Banshee had it been produced) was killed off by GM’s brass before it ever saw the light of day. The XP-833’s sin was outshining Chevy’s Corvette, which had to maintain its place as GM’s performance halo car. The Fiero was sold to management as an economy car that just happened to be a mid-engined two-seater. Verrrrry sneaky.

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Of course, it wasn’t much of a sports car to begin with, more of a half-assed collection of parts from other GM cars under a flashy plastic body. Half-assed engineering begat fires, fires begat recalls, and Fiero sales tanked. But nobody told the Fiero project engineers; they went on making improvements right up until the bitter end. This 1988 Fiero GT has an all-new suspension design and some improvements to the corporate V6 engine that finally made its performance match its looks. Sadly, it was too little too late, and Pontiac pulled the plug.

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That makes this Fiero the one to get, if you want one. And because it’s no secret that this is the “good” Fiero, values for ’88 Fiero GTs are higher than the earlier versions. This one is an automatic, which will turn off a lot of you I’m sure, but I’d be fine with it, honestly. For some reason, GM sporty cars get a pass from me on the three-pedal rule. Fieros, Corvettes, Camaros, and Firebirds are all cool with a stick, but they’re fine with an automatic too.

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We don’t have a lot of facts to go on from the ad; it says “call for details.” Usually this means the seller is older and not internet-savvy. So, if you want details, call. But the facts that are there are encouraging: low miles, lots of work done, no obvious flaws. It’s a nice car, and although it’s more than I can spend, it’s not more than I would be willing to spend for a good Fiero experience.


1965 Plymouth Barracuda – $7,000

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Engine/drivetrain: 225 cubic inch inline 6, 3 speed automatic, RWD

Location: Lakewood, WA

Odometer reading: 228,000 miles

Runs/drives? Great, the ad says

The Plymouth Valiant Barracuda (as it was known in its first year) shares a birthday with this very website: March 32nd–I mean, April 1st–of 1964. Mopar fans love to point out that this was two weeks before Ford introduced the Mustang, making the ‘Cuda the first “pony car.” But of course, the term “pony car” was coined for the Mustang, and while the Mustang shared a platform with the Ford Falcon economy car, the Barracuda shared a name and three-fourths of its sheetmetal with the Plymouth Valiant. In 1965, when this car was built, the Barracuda became a standalone model, but retained its Valiant looks.


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I have always loved the styling of the first-generation Barracuda. The second-generation is even prettier, with its split grille and Coke-bottle curves, but something about the long glass fastback of this car speaks to me. I had a neighbor with a gorgeous 1965 Barracuda Formula S that I really admired; that car also features in one of the funniest anecdotes from my ill-fated college career.

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This Barracuda isn’t a Formula S, but it is, as that one was, a one-owner car. Fifty-seven years and 228,000 miles, all with the same name on the title. How often do you see that? It looks like it has been remarkably well-kept, and according to the seller (who I suspect is not the owner, but rather their next-of kin) it runs and drives well. It’s powered by the legendary Chrysler slant six, here in 225 cubic-inch “Super Six” form, backed by a floor-shifted Torqueflite automatic. Not exactly the stuff of muscle-car dreams as some Barracudas are, but it’s plenty for someone like me who honestly doesn’t give a damn about horsepower.

[Editor’s Note: Man I love a Slant Six. -DT]


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It’s “honestly dirty” under the hood, with a smattering of new parts and no obvious bodges or red flags. The interior looks nice, just old, and the gold paint shines nicely, and I’m sure it’s original. There is a little rust, and a few dings and scrapes, but those are just character marks from a life well-lived. I really like this car. It’s just about exactly what I would want if I were shopping for an old Barracuda. I would be tempted to add some Cragar mags to it, just for a little style, but otherwise I’d leave it just as it is.

And that’s that! I want to thank you all for going along on this ride with me every day; I’m still having fun and I hope you all are too. And thanks again to David and Jason for letting me babble about old crappy cars every day. Let’s just keep it rolling, shall we? Cast your vote for your favorite, and just to keep the conversation going, feel free to list your “always wanted one” cars in the comments. Thanks for reading!


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(Image credits – Craigslist sellers)

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1 year ago

Crazy coincidence, but an early Cuda is one of my affordable dream cars. Why? Because Dad had one, and one of my earliest automotive memories is rolling around under that big ass rear glass. I would likely go broke building a mean resto-mod if I bought one.

It’s likely obvious which one of these two I voted for. I’m a fan of the 88 Fiero, but the slushbox kills it for me.

TJ Heiser
TJ Heiser
1 year ago

I had an ’85 Fiero (two of them actually), I would definitely buy an ’88!

Chris Hoffpauir
Chris Hoffpauir
1 year ago

It’s the ‘Cuda, hands down. It’s a running, one-owner classic.

I don’t mind the Slant Six. In fact, I think it’s just right for this car. The engines are virtually bulletproof and tend to run forever. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the ‘Cuda’s engine hasn’t had a rebuild.

We had two ’65 Darts with the 225 in my family when I was a kid. One was traded in for a ’74 Dart Swinger. The other topped 300K miles without a rebuild before the rusted hulk that was the rest of the car was parked next to a barn.

I agree that the car should only be cleaned up and polished. Trying to “upgrade” to a V8 and make this a muscle car would just be hacking up a perfectly good car.

1 year ago

The prices have gone up, but as an 80’s child, I’d love to have an e28 M5 and a Porsche 928 in the same garage. I’d call it “The Shark Tank”.

Both have been steadily climbing in price since 2008.

Wil Randolph
Wil Randolph
1 year ago

Had an 87 Fiero 2m6 auto. While the 88 is great, the 3 speed auto is bad, and the 2.8 doesn’t make it better. I don’t udnerstand people who keep these all original, the first thing you need to do with a Fiero is to start fixing it like GM should’ve done when they were new.

Oddly enough, I’ve been on the hunt for an early sleeper Cuda, so in this case I voted Fiero but my heart is with the Barracuda.

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