Peter Vieira
Wow, you're reading this? Thanks! If you're into RC cars and I seem vaguely familiar, it's because I spent over 25 years writing and editing RC car news, reviews, and tech articles in print and online. What else, what else ... I have a degree in Film Studies (useless), most of a degree in Graphic Design (useful), and I'm married to a wonderful woman with horrible taste in men. Thanks to her, we have a terrific daughter who just earned her Journalism degree and is way, waaay more together that I was at her age. Or right now.
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That finger looks like something Stan Winston would put together. Lance, soak, repeat.
… or Chris Walas, he did Jeff Goldblum’s goopy fingers for The Fly
“You could slam your dick in a drawer” “Hmmm I’m listening”
That made me snort laugh.
The problem with your headline was it referenced the 912E. Nobody but car guys know what that is, while everyone knows what defroster, HVAC controls, etc. mean, even if that might not be how they refer to them.
Man, everything’s digital these days.
What forking icehole designed the Porches’s defroster controls? Sun on the beaches! Let ’em complain about that!
I believe you meant bowdlerized. 🙂
And I suspect Jason can undergo a relatively new procedure to connect his pyloric valve to one of his other digits. There is hope!
Y’know I thought it looked wrong
You really let urgent care have all the fun. Get a little diabetes blood poke needle and jam it right in the tensest, hottest, goopiest part. Bite down on a hank of rope, squeeze the rest out. Revel in the filth your body can produce for a moment then hose it down with bactine, let it air dry right quick, cover with band aid and Neosporin.
That does sound a bit like Jason. A DYI repair. He could even use a little duct tape.
Every time I see the DYI typo, I read it as, “Do Yourself In.” Might be a little bit of an overreaction in this case but certainly fits the spirit.
Or he uses batteries and chainsaws