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‘The Fast And The Furious’ Is Secretly A Movie About The Strength Of The US Dollar

Thanks Robert Rubin

I found myself in a situation last week where I was able to say, accurately, that we needed to “overnight parts from Japan.” You’ll see the fruit of that request in about two weeks, but the immediate payoff was that everyone involved got to give a knowing chuckle at my very obvious and not-that-clever reference to the original Fast and the Furious film, which debuted 25 years ago.

Maybe it was more of a groan than a chuckle. Either way, I was momentarily pleased with myself and didn’t think about it much more until I saw a report in the Japanese business publication Nikkei Asia this morning with the headline “Japan carries out yen-buying intervention as US executes rate check.” This was done to support the Japanese yen, which was falling relative to the US dollar.

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If you read the article, it probably made you think about the larger Japanese macroeconomic picture, Prime Minister Takaichi’s economic plans, or maybe just currency markets in general. It made me immediately ponder importing Japanese cars cheaply if the yen drops, which connected the dots in my head to a long-simmering thought I’ve had that The Fast and the Furious can only exist because of a massive swap in value between Japanese and American currencies in the 1990s and early 2000s.

What I’m saying is: If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and The Wizard of Oz is an allegory for the 1896 Presidential Election, then The Fast and The Furious is a movie about free trade and currency.

The Film Was Originally Inspired By An Article Almost Everyone Forgot About

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Image: Vibe

The idea for the 2001 film came about because of the article “Racer X,” which appeared in the May 1998 issue of Vibe magazine written by Kenneth Li. This was the issue with Master P and his No Limit soldiers on the cover (yes, I know I talk about Master P too much).

In the article, Li follows various racers in the burgeoning import racing scene, which was then transitioning from entirely underground to slightly more legitimate. At the center is Rafael Estevez, a 30-year-old from Washington Heights driving a heavily modified 300ZX.

Young men have been fascinated with tweaking and tuning big block Chevys and Mustangs since the days of Rebel Without a Cause. But the new guys wouldn’t be caught dead driving the gaudy muscular beasts of yesteryear. Instead, they’re tricking out low-buck Japanese imports like Honda Civics and Acura Integras and tattooing them like skateboards with Neuspeed and Greddy car parts stickers. By stroking the engine, adding a supercharger, and hitting the “juice” (nitrous oxide: a gaseous liquid once used to boost bomber planes in WWII), they can smoke the herb in the Iroc at the stoplight. And to do it with a puny four-cylinder rice burner that your moms would drive is downright arrogant.

While Vibe was not the first to report on this trend–the premiere issue of Sport Compact Car was published in 1989–you can see the proto-characters that would birth many of the film’s ideas:

“The excitement of going fast is like nothing else,” says Javier Ortega, a Columbian-American who screeches his blue Honda Civic to a halt in front of the store. “Another group gets excitement from doing drugs or whatever. Speed excites us.”

Few know that excitement like Estevez. Six feet tall with stooped shoulders and a healthy gut, he writes his own rules. Forget about valor, compassion, honor; in his book, that’s all synonymous with second place.

“People say I cheat all the time,” explains Estevez, a Huck Finn grin spreading across his face. “They say I jump the line, I do this, I do that. Drag racing is war. If you bring a knife, and I bring a machine gun, you’re dead. That’s it.”

You can almost hear Vin Diesel saying that, right? At the time, most of the cars being driven were not imported Japanese cars, but American market cars from Japanese brands (Honda Civics, Acura Integras, Toyota Supras) heavily modified with Japanese-sourced parts.

In his history of the film franchise, Welcome to the Family: The Explosive Story Behind Fast & Furious, the Blockbusters that Supercharged the World, author Barry Hertz brings up an event early in the research for the first movie that has informed the whole series:

[D]irector Rob Cohen and screenwriter David Ayer began poking around LA’s street-racing underground. Together with automotive consultants R. J. de Vera and Craig Lieberman, the filmmakers discovered NOS, which would soon become their movie’s version of a warp-speed button. “It was small scale—I heard about it when I was hanging around tuners who were on the phone with Japanese brokers trying to get engines smuggled out of Tokyo,” says Ayer. “Very under the radar.”

That little bit about “engines smuggled out of Tokyo” is key. Both the fictionalized world of The Fast and the Furious and the real one the film’s creators were recreating relied on a huge flow of cars and parts–often illegally–from East to West.

How did this flow begin? A lot of it has to do with an appreciation of the superiority of design and engineering that coincided with changes in currency… just maybe not the way you’re imagining. Specifically, it began with Japan and a small group of enthusiasts who badly wanted fulls-size American vans.

It Didn’t Start With Americans Wanted Japanese Cars, It Started With Japanese Enthusiasts Buying Our Old Vans

Dajiban
Photo: Sam Smith

It’s difficult to express how weird the Japanese economy became in the late ’80s due to climbing valuations (and, in retrospect, overvaluations) of that country’s assets. The easiest way to understand this is to explain that, in 1988, the value of all the land in Japan was 400% higher than the value of all the land in the United States, even though the United States is a much larger country with more natural resources.

From a currency perspective, Japanese consumers saw their buying power increase dramatically in just 15 years, due to a mix of factors. According to the Federal Reserve, a dollar in April of 1971 would get you 357 yen. This was great for Japanese exporters, who built cars cheaply in yen and brought back American dollars (eventually leading to protectionist measures like the Chicken Tax). The yen began to appreciate and, in the mid 1980s, steps were taken to actively reduce the strength of the dollar.

Flush with cash, Japanese car enthusiasts did what every car enthusiast with a jingle in their pocket does: they buy something they’re not supposed to have. For Japan, which had rebuilt its car industry after the war by becoming a producer of small and efficient cars, this meant buying the opposite of that. It turns out the opposite of that is a full-sized American van.

I am not well-equipped to explain exactly why vans, and not tri-five Chevys or ’64 Impalas (though some of those were also exported to Japan). When it comes to cross-cultural appreciation, it’s best to ask the appreciator and not the appreciated, because I’d be loath to find out from a Japanese person why they think I and my friends are obsessed with the eschatological anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Initially, a lot of these vans were conversion jobs like the Econoline and especially the GMC Vandura/Savannah. In fact, there are currently more than 60 GMCs for sale on Japanese website Goo-Net, including this sweet high roof 1994 GMC Vandura. Leftovers from a different age.

Goo Net Vandura
Photo: Goo-Net

Eventually, this resulted in an entire culture, called Dajiban, around the Dodge that was probably the least popular of the van offerings in America. The great Sam Smith went to Japan to find out why those vans for this seminal article for Road & Track about the trend and about its early adopter Abe Takuro who, not coincidentally, worked as an importer in the 1990s.

“Chevy Astro vans,” Takahiro said, “are really popular here. But it’s a V-6. Ford Econolines and some other U.S. vans have a V-8, but the body and wheelbase are too big for Japan—the short Dodge is just small enough.”

In America, I offered, these things are known for being terrible to drive. Like, terrible.

Abe rattled off a few sentences, deadpan. Takahiro wrinkled his brow before translating.

“If he gets it where he wants it… more than 300hp, weight about a ton and a half . . . the performance will be almost the same as . . .” —he paused, glancing at Abe to confirm—“a cheap rental car.”

The two men collapsed into laughter, arms crossed, shaking their heads at the joke.

Car nerds are car nerds everywhere. The language may be different, but the idea of pouring your life and money into a vehicle that’ll still be slow as hell because it amuses you is universal.

In the 1980s and into the 1990s, containers full of vans get shipped to Japan and, generally, the higher relative cost of Japanese goods (because of the appreciating yen, thanks in part to the Plaza Accord, which actively lowered the strength of the dollar to try and fix the huge trade deficit) made importing cars and parts to the United States a little less appealing. Under a new White House with a new direction, the dollar again strengthened (President Clinton’s Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin promoted a “strong dollar” as being in the national interest), all as Japan’s economy was sputtering.

While there was some shakiness starting in the late 1980s and a massive drop in the early 1990s, the bubble didn’t finally fully burst until 1998, and by that summer a dollar got you 130-140 yen. This gave importers an idea. Thanks to a Christmas release of Gran Turismo in 1997, the awareness of Japanese performance suddenly expanded from a small group of early adopters to anyone with a PlayStation.

What if instead of importing vans, these companies focused on exporting sports cars developed by Japanese automakers competing with one another to build the fastest, most advanced cars they could?

The Legend Of Motorex

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Photo: Cars & Bids

No car was more legendary than the R34 Nissan GT-R in the tuning scene, and no company was more infamous for importing them to the United States than Motorex.

Writing for 0-60 Magazine, Richard Cheng explains how the reversal of currency values led almost immediately to a reversal of flow in goods:

Hiro Nanahoshi’s Diversity Services was one of several businesses in Southern California that exported these specialty cars to Japan. “We’d always bump into each other at auctions and things like that,” said Ken Takahashi, who, at the time, owned an export company called Ground Zero. The biggest exporter was A.I. Craft, operated by Wataru Noto, a Japanese man working for a large dealership in Japan. “Noto brought in this one big customer, Mr. Sawami, who was the owner of Advance Auto Group,” Takahashi said. “Noto was Mr. Sawami’s man in the U.S.”

Hiro was young, personable and ambitious. He had harbored plans of importing Nissan Skylines to America for years. Recognizing the potential in working for Noto and having access to A.I. Craft’s capital, Hiro joined A.I. Craft in 1996. “Hiro saw Noto as a cash cow,” Takahashi said. “Advance is a big client. Advance alone could easily buy 30 cars a month.”

The move paid off when stock markets across Asia crashed in 1998. The Nikkei index hit record lows. The Yen plummeted. Exporting from America suddenly became bad business. “Mr. Sawami wanted to hide some money in an overseas account,” Takahashi said. “That’s when Hiro proposed to Mr. Sawami the idea of importing Skylines.”

It did not end well for Motorex, and the echoes of that company’s downfall still reverberate in the car community today.

While importing cars was often a sketchy prospect until most of the desirable cars became 25 years old, enthusiasts got away with importing literally every part that made a car for a long period (at least until DMVs began to catch on to these Q-Ships of Theseus).

The Fast And The Furious Is A Film About Young People Involved In Free Trade

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Photo: Universal Studios

The technical version of arbitrage, most notably in currency, is buying an identical something in two places at once that have different prices and benefiting from the delta between the two values. The more colloquial version of arbitrage is primarily from just moving it efficiently from a lower cost zone to a higher cost one, even though the good doesn’t change materially. The more accurate word for this is trade.

The first The Fast and the Furious film is a film about trade, with most of the characters either acting as consumers using their valuable dollars to purchase cars and equipment (Toretto and his crew, Johnny Tran, Hector) or as importers/retailers (Harry of Harry’s Garage).

This is most notable later in the film when the character Hector–who is trying to go legit–asks Brian to help him and asks him to “hook me up, three of everything, I made a list.” He then does what every character in the film seemingly has to do at least once: Flash some cash.

At another point, one of the characters, Jesse, tells Toretto that he’s going to need to “overnight parts from Japan” to get Brian’s Supra in fighting shape. The fact that the extreme expense of overnighting parts doesn’t phase anyone goes to show just how strong the dollar was relative to the yen.

Another way to view this is as a movie about the de minimis import exemption, which allowed importers to bring in items under $200 (raised to $800 before being eliminated by the Trump admin) without having to pay import duties.

Spoiler alert: Veilside GT-Wing. Also spoiler alert: almost nothing ends up going well for the characters in the film. Dom goes on the run, Jesse gets murdered, Jonny Tran gets killed by Brian. There aren’t many happy endings, with one obvious exception.

You know who probably does the best in all of this? The eponymous Harry of Harry’s Garage/The Racer’s Edge. Not only does he avoid prison, he also rakes in incredible amounts of cash from all of these horny, angry, NOS-obsessed kids.

So, yeah, without the rapid change in fates of two currencies, the world of The Fast and the Furious looks a lot different and probably never happens.

Top photo: Universal Studios

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DiscoPotato
DiscoPotato
1 day ago

My only experience with overnighting a part from Japan actually took three months and $80 for a single banjo bolt for my SR20 alternator mounting bracket. Not a fun experience.

Jb996
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Jb996
19 hours ago
Reply to  DiscoPotato

I’ll ask. Why did you need a banjo bolt, which has a hole for use in a hydraulic system, in an alternator bracket? Is this some weird hydraulic alternator??

DiscoPotato
DiscoPotato
16 hours ago
Reply to  Jb996

Lol, I knew someone was going to ask. I couldn’t remember the actual bolt type when I wrote my comment, but I’ve since remembered it wasn’t a banjo bolt, it was an adjustment bolt. Similar, but not quite the same.

You can get this bolt easily and cheaply these days.

https://www.factionmotorsports.com/nissan-alternator-adjusting-bolt-for-sr20-89-02-s13-14-15/?srsltid=AfmBOoprOFXb4OlFPJcfD6PCaLfrU6hM–6gjsoU7VHiq-v_tvLofguo

Goblin
Goblin
1 day ago

I lived through overnighting parts from Japan, in an alternative world.

Twenty years ago I had to DHL to Eastern Europe a quite specific tool (a dedicated socket-like thingie that was mandatory to remove the shaft (I believe) on the then brand new Kawasaki Ultra 250 jetski).

The tool was 90ish bucks, getting it at the dealership fast was another 50ish (possibly less), the DHL to ship it – all 1lb of it – was $537 or something like that.

I still remember the look on the clerks’ faces at DHL, and the number of times they asked me whether I was sure I wanted to proceed.

The jetski was a rental/demo, brand new and not supposed to need that tool before another several months, and every day of it sitting was losing my friend orders of magnitude more money. I remember I drove 50 miles to the dealership to get the tool then drove to the closest DHL office to pack and ship.

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Spikedlemon
Spikedlemon
20 hours ago
Reply to  Goblin

Colleague from Canada said it was cheaper to personally fly (return trip with luggage for a day) from Argentina to US for parts for his vehicle that broke down on his cross-continent trip than to buy it locally there.

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 day ago

I love automotive cross-culture pollination, and the Dajiban scene is one of my favorite examples of it. I have a scale model of one on my desk right in front of me.

Earlier this year I visited Japan and one night while walking around Osaka I randomly stumbled into a group of Japanese “cholos” in a city park eating tacos and drinking Coronas while surrounded by low rider trucks flying Mexican flags. It blew my mind, especially as I live in San Diego and it totally could have been a scene from home.

I love this photo I took there because of the juxtaposition of automotive cultures.

S13 Sedan
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S13 Sedan
1 day ago

A number of those vans were technically sold new in Japan through registered importers. Most American companies went the registered importer route instead of getting directly involved. There’s someone locally who has a real deal JDM Astro conversion van that they reimported. It has a 17 digit VIN but also a Japanese VIN from the importer. A true grey market import like what we do to cars from Japan wouldn’t get a VIN plate like this.

On the flip side, a lot of 240/260/280Zs went over to Japan in the bubble era because they were cheaper here than a comparable Fairlady was in Japan

Dogapult
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Dogapult
1 day ago
Reply to  S13 Sedan

And now a lot of 240zs are going over to Japan because you just don’t find Fairlady Z’s anymore at all.

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 day ago
Reply to  S13 Sedan

Yep, Yanase sold a bunch of them officially in Japan.

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
44 minutes ago

Wait, EVERYONE in on this upcoming project got the FnF reference?

(sigh of relief for David’s marriage and relationship with his son…)

M. Park Hunter
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M. Park Hunter
7 hours ago

Autopian is where fandoms overlap. Economics nerds, meet car nerds. We’re all family here.

Disphenoidal
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Disphenoidal
7 hours ago

I thought it was about stolen DVD players?

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
8 hours ago

I really should watch this movie sometime.

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
8 hours ago

“The technical version of arbitrage, most notably in currency, is buying an identical something in two places at once that have different prices and benefiting from the delta between the two values.”

You’re almost right, but unfortunately completely wrong. Arbitrage is buying in the lower cost market and selling in the higher cost market simultaneously, thereby benefitting from the value delta.

Space
Space
16 hours ago

Oh, I thought it was a family movie.

H T
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H T
9 hours ago
Reply to  Space

This needs more upvotes

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
18 hours ago

My Mini was made in the UK, but it was a japanese market car.

So I order overnight parts from Japan OR the UK, depending on what part of the car I’m fixing (nearly all Japanese minis had A/C, almost no other country did).

Mattio
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Mattio
18 hours ago

My HZJ75 Land Cruiser has largely been brought back to life by Amayama and DHL bringing me parts from Japan. It’s not overnight though , usually it’s more like a couple weeks.

OrigamiSensei
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OrigamiSensei
23 hours ago

All y’all Fast and Furious types overnight parts from Japan. Me, I slow boat ’em from the UK.

Stryker_T
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Stryker_T
1 day ago

Got a laugh out of me with the embedded video of Harry’s garage being edited with cheap eBay turbo whistles and intake fans on the computer screen lol

Emil Minty
Emil Minty
1 day ago
Yzguy
Yzguy
1 day ago
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Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 day ago
Reply to  Emil Minty

My favorite analysis of Top Gun is that it’s a sports movie. It’s not about winning a war or whatever. The last Top Gun had what, “fifth-generation fighters” as the mysterious enemy? No no, it’s about rooting for your team to win the match.

You have a team of rookies, then you have to train them, do a whole montage, and then play against the other team. Of course, you have to have a moment where it seems like the team is going to lose, then they band together and get the game-winning score.

MAX FRESH OFF
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MAX FRESH OFF
22 hours ago

We’re gonna need a montage (Montage)
A sports-training montage (Montage)
Remind everyone what’s goin’ on (What’s goin’ on?)
And with every shot show a little improvement
To show it won’t take too long

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
47 minutes ago

Of course. The mysterious enemy being “hundred-dollar drones” would raise too many questions for the film to keep its Pentagon cooperation.

Wuffles
Wuffles
1 day ago

Arbitrage is buying something at one price, moving it somewhere else, and selling it for a higher price. The value you create is not in making something or even marketing a product, it’s primarily from just moving it efficiently from a lower cost zone to a higher cost one, even though the good doesn’t change materially.

TRIGGERED. No, that’s not at all what arbitrage is, despite what a legion tiktokers (and even dumber AI models trained on them) will say. That’s just basic geographic trade- buy low, transport, sell high. Predates writing and most human civilization. Most critically, it involves a) a significant time gap between purchase and sale, and b) significant risk due to transport.

Arbitrage is the simultaneous purchase and sale of a functionally identical asset in two different markets, exploiting a price difference between them. So no, buying JDM cars cheap in Yokohama and selling them dear in Long Beach after shipping trans-Pacific is not arbitrage by any stretch of the word, that’s just normal trade. On the other hand, if you were to say buy dollars cheaply on a Japanese Forex market, and simultaneously sell them for more on a USA Forex market, then yes, that would be arbitrage (a form of this called the Yen Carry trade was extremely popular until recent events pulled the pin on it).

There is effectively zero arbitrage in the car market, since it’s essentially impossible to perform arbitrage with physical goods.

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Wuffles
Wuffles
1 day ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Lol, not actually triggered in an “ouch” sense. It’s just that “arbitrage” is one of those words that gets so mangled by finance bros selling courses that it causes all sorts of confusion that leads to normal people being deceived.

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MAX FRESH OFF
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MAX FRESH OFF
22 hours ago
Reply to  Wuffles

Wouldn’t it be more of Grey Market instead of normal trade?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_import_vehicle

Wuffles
Wuffles
22 hours ago
Reply to  MAX FRESH OFF

That’s a modification of the legal status of the trade, but smuggling cocaine from Columbia to Miami is still geographical trade, just one that evades the feds. Arbitrage needs to involve the near simultaneous sale and purchase of an asset to exploit a pricing inefficiency.

MAX FRESH OFF
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MAX FRESH OFF
22 hours ago
Reply to  Wuffles

Maybe don’t click on that Wikipedia link because it describes grey market vehicles as arbitrage.

Wuffles
Wuffles
21 hours ago
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“Car makers frequently arbitrage markets, setting the price according to local market conditions so the same vehicle will have different real prices in different territories.” Whomever wrote that couldn’t be bothered to read the link to discover just how wrong that usage is.

Abdominal Snoman
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Abdominal Snoman
1 day ago
Reply to  Wuffles

Technically you do have a significant time gap as it most often takes at least until the end of the arbitrary business day to settle and hit your clearing account before you’re able to sell it at a different forex exchange, but assuming you already have accounts set up that lets you have a short position or money already in both accounts it doesn’t really matter. You are in fact transporting it by buying in one forex market and selling it at another, and the time it takes to transport your order can make a world of difference risk wise. Light only travels about 128mi / ms in fiber so any communication with Japan is delayed enough that you can feel it annoy you when typing in a terminal. Most of our FX arbitrage models improved significantly by artificially adding about 2-4ms latency in data being acted on in our NY datacenter that came from our Chicago datacenter and vice-versa because we were no longer competing directly with the truly high-end firms like Citadel or IMC even though we could almost keep up, but were significantly outpacing more traditional firms like Citi, BofA, etc.

Wuffles
Wuffles
22 hours ago

See- that’s modern arbitrage: where the latency of light speed matters!

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UnseenCat
UnseenCat
7 hours ago
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It really does. High-frequency, automated trading bumps up against that wall all the time. I live within far commuting distance of Chicago, near South Bend, which has the main rail line between New York and Chicago running right through it — along with the attendant long-distance fiber-optic data lines installed beside it. Datacenter real estate in the Chicago area became fully-occupied in large part by the financial industry. Then banks and financial organizations needed not only more capacity, but wanted to get a jump on transactions moving at the speed of light — so data centers started springing up in the area once occupied by the old Studebaker factories, right along the tracks and the fiber lines. Then the abandoned Union Station became a data center location, specifically for its essentially zero-latency access to the main fiber connections, and its geographical location closer to New York for just a tiny bit less latency for transactions.

These aren’t the hyperscale datacenters that are all over the news these days. They’re smaller, but can command high prices for rack space when they’re on the high-speed fiber trunks. The banks and financial organizations just need to park a handful of servers there to log transactions even a few picoseconds faster than they can in Chicago, and then forward the completed results to the main servers a short distance down the line. They beat the light speed limit by executing the transaction closer/sooner, logging it, and then it shows up in the main transaction records as already-executed that much sooner. It starts to make your head hurt when you puzzle out how it all works. But it’s fundamentally why electronic/algorithmic trading has changed the nature of the financial markets. No amount of “secret sauce” in risky hedge funds can really compete with that level of sheer speed in data communications and computation speed.

Dylan
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Dylan
8 hours ago
Reply to  Wuffles

So, drop shipping?

Who Knows
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Who Knows
1 day ago

You know who probably does the best in all of this? The eponymous Harry of Harry’s Garage/The Racer’s Edge. Not only does he avoid prison, he also rakes in incredible amounts of cash from all of these horny, angry, NOS-obsessed kids.”

So the movie is also an allegory for the outfitters/suppliers of the various 1800’s gold rushes making all the money, off the foolish prospectors? Or probably any other boom/bust economic cycle, having the suppliers quietly becoming rich in the background?

TDI in PNW
TDI in PNW
1 day ago

I miss when car movies were dumb fun like Smokey and The Bandit and Cannonball Run. I have never seen a F&F movie a 2nd time and I think the only one that was even decent was the first. That these movies are our “car culture” today makes me yell at clouds.

S13 Sedan
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S13 Sedan
1 day ago
Reply to  TDI in PNW

The first 3 F&F are all dumb, so bad they’re good kind of car movies. They lost the plot after that, 5 was the last one I saw and I haven’t felt like I needed to see any of the ones after that.

Data
Data
1 day ago
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I have watched them all and they have become increasingly absurd; the team are international secret agents or something now.

I “accidentally” watched Fast X. It was in my to watch pile and I forgot it was going to be broken into 2 parts so I got stuck with a cliffhanger ending with a 6 year wait time for the conclusion now estimated to be 2028. It may be worse than the interminable wait for Stranger Things final season.

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 day ago
Reply to  TDI in PNW

Huh, I think the earlier F&F movies were pretty much the definition of dumb fun, just action instead of (intentional) comedy.

These movies haven’t been our car culture since like the 5th one that came out in 2011, so yelling at clouds is an appropriate response 😉

Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
16 hours ago
Reply to  TDI in PNW

I’ve never seen a F&F movie. I think I saw Danger to Manifold gif sometime in the last 5 years that really just reinforced how uninterested I am. And I say that as someone that literally stopped and lingered on that picture of the purple R-34 in the post earlier today, just to look at it.

Spyrius Robot
Spyrius Robot
13 hours ago
Reply to  TDI in PNW

Yeah, I too miss dumb fun car movies like The Fast and The Furious.

VaiMais
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VaiMais
1 day ago

hadn’t connected the dots
Great write up

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1 day ago

I maintain that Tokyo Drift is secretly and 80s ski movie but with cars. You have some newcomer who immediately gets into friction with the top guy, falls in with a group of outcasts and weirdos, multiple scenes with scantily clad women, eventually challenges the main guy to a race down a mountain, has a big training montage, and the looser has to leave town. Oh and of course the winner of the race gets the girl.

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Data
Data
1 day ago

Wait, this is the story of “Better Off Dead” exactly.
I think I froze the left half of my brain

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TK-421
TK-421
1 day ago
Reply to  Data

Brian should have started out with his mom’s station wagon.

Emil Minty
Emil Minty
1 day ago
Reply to  Data

Two dollars . . . .

JDE
JDE
1 day ago
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it is basically the plot of umpteen skinemax Ski related movies in the 80s/90s.

Ben Siegel
Ben Siegel
1 day ago

It’s just Point Break with cars.

Jb996
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Jb996
19 hours ago
Reply to  Ben Siegel

To be clear, the first movie is Point Break with cars.
Tokyo Drift is more like Better Off Dead and these other “ski” movies.

Arch Duke Maxyenko
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Arch Duke Maxyenko
1 day ago

they can smoke the herb in the Iroc at the stoplight. 

Jim Spanfeller had an IROC?????

Yeet
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Yeet
1 day ago

holy callback

Data
Data
1 day ago

Sick burn, bro.

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
23 hours ago

Deep cut

Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
7 hours ago

Heh, what I’ve said in reply to this is pending approval. It’s not *that* spicy!

It contains the F word and if swearing is the trigger then the approval workload is about to go way up.

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