The bottom end of the online classifieds is chock-full of some pretty uninspiring cars. Some days I scroll for ages looking for something, anything, to inspire me. I see dozens of Chevy Malibus and Ford Escapes and other hopelessly mundane vehicles that I just can’t think of anything to say about, good or bad. But I strive to offer a variety here, and in that spirit, today I offer two dull cars that at least caught my eye. I hope you like one of them.
This is in direct contrast to yesterday’s choices, which were too weird for most of you. When the vote total is that low, I know I’ve pushed things too far. Thank you to the fewer than 500 of you who did get into the spirit of the game. Your reward is a big silly Ford F-150 that’s cosplaying as a semi truck.
I kind of like the billboard truck just for the familiarity of it, but then again, I ended up hating the job I worked at that was near that truck. So maybe I don’t want the reminder. Yeah, I guess the F-150 is the right call here. At least it runs, and it’s a conversation starter.

I think we’re going to look back at the cars of the late 2000s and early 2010s as being “the last good ones.” The bugs had been ironed out of drivetrains, everything ran well, and they had all the features you wanted without all the gimmicky shit and nagging nannies that today’s cars have. Sadly, we never recognize a golden era until it fades away. The good news, I guess, is that cars of that era are reaching the bottom of their depreciation curves, so there are some deals to be had. Let’s check out a couple of cheap sedans from 2009 and see which one does it for you.
2009 Volvo S60 2.5T – $2,000

Engine/drivetrain: Turbocharged 2.5-liter OHC inline 5, five-speed automatic, FWD
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Odometer reading: 162,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
Volvo made roundy RWD cars in the 1960s, boxy RWD cars in the ’70s and ’80s, boxy FWD cars in the ’90s, and roundy FWD cars starting in the early 2000s. They’re always a step behind the times fashion-wise, but somehow, no matter which era they’re from, Volvos almost always manage to look timeless. Plenty of other cars from fifteen or twenty years ago look dated, but this S60 is still a handsome machine, even if this isn’t the most pristine example around.

The trim level, 2.5T, tells the tale of the driveline: it’s a 2.5-liter turbocharged engine. Easy enough. But Volvo wasn’t content in this era to make engines with even numbers of cylinders; this is an inline five, mounted transversely in the front and driving the front wheels through a five-speed automatic. It runs and drives well, and with only just under 162,000 miles on it, it should have plenty of life left. The seller does say it has a minor coolant leak; rather than fixing it, they’ve just been topping it off. That’s probably a better solution than dumping stop-leak into it, I suppose, but it should be found and fixed.

The interior shows some signs of wear, but nothing serious, and those seats do look comfy. The S60 is as different from the old boxy Volvos on the inside as it is on the outside; gone is the stark industrial-looking dashboard of the 240 series. This looks like a proper modern car inside. It does have a few electrical gremlins: one power lock doesn’t work, and there’s some weirdness with the key fob. And am I reading it right that the wipers don’t work? That’s kind of an important thing to fix. On the plus side, the air conditioning works fine, so you’re good in the heat – just not a rainstorm.

It’s a bit banged up outside; the right front fender and right mirror have seen better days, and it looks like a lower valance panel on the front bumper is missing. But at least it isn’t rusty, and at this price point, you can forgive a couple of scars. They just make it look tough.
2009 Ford Fusion S – $2,150

Engine/drivetrain: 2.3-liter DOHC inline 4, five-speed manual, FWD
Location: Chicago, IL
Odometer reading: 173,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
Ford’s midsized car game was dreadful for a long time before the Fusion came along. There was the Granada, which was a warmed-over design from the early ’60s. Then there was the Fairmont, which despite the later triumphs of the Fox platform was a horrible car. The Fairmont was followed by the Tempo, which, ew. The “world car” Contour showed promise, but much like the Ford Escort of the ’80s, it was just far enough removed from its European counterpart to vaguely suck. But the Fusion was pretty good. It’s as if Ford finally built a castle on a swamp that stayed up. Mazda helped, though.

The Fusion is built on the same platform as the Mazda 6, and it’s powered by the excellent Duratec/Mazda MZR four-cylinder engine, here displacing 2.3 liters. A five-speed manual transmission came standard, but you don’t see them often. This one has it, and that makes it an especially good choice as a used car, assuming you’re able and willing to drive a stick. The seller doesn’t give us much information about its condition, so an inspection is a good idea.

This is the basic S model, with everything you need and probably not much you don’t want. It’s got power windows and locks and whatnot, and a stereo with an “aux” input, which makes it better equipped than most of the cars I’ve owned. It’s in decent condition inside too, and the AC works. Honestly, what more could you want?

Outside, it’s a perfectly nondescript city car, in a non-color, with just enough dings and dents to make it blend in. The plastic wheel covers have left the chat, but good riddance, I say. I don’t see any signs of rust, but it’s a Chicago car, so take a good look underneath to make sure it’s all solid.
Neither one of these is going to be a whole lot of fun, despite one being turbocharged and one being a manual. But they should both be reliable, and that’s a lot more important if you only have two grand to spend on a car. And two grand seems to be just about the minimum for a decent cheap car these days. $500 beaters are gone, and they’re not coming back. But I’ve had my share of $500 beaters, and these are both much better cars than all of them were, so maybe we’re better off these days. If you found yourself in need of a cheap set of wheels, which one of these would turn your head?









I had a manual second gen Fusion, so let’s go for a manual first gen as well.
I love the styling of that series of Volvos, but I also like the look of that generation of Fusion, I’d go Volvo because I prefer a smaller vehicle, but I did once rent one of these Fusions for a trip into the BC interior. Up hilly, down hilly, up hilly down hilly, around hilly… It was a surprisingly fun car even in rental spec with the slushbox.
I think Ford wins today. Also, I suspect the seller of that Volvo either has anger management issues or knows someone who does. Those dents are really creative.
Fusion would normally have been my choice, but a manual Chicago city car tells me that it probably needs clutch work and the subframe is hanging by a thread (if much is left at all). Not a huge fan of this Volvo by any means, but that’s my choice today.
Having driven both I was set to vote for the Volvo for the larger interior room. But the Ford is in better shape and has a stick.
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I was ready to hit the both button until you said those magic words, manual transmission, so Fusion it is. I really would be willing to drive either until they were more expensive to fix than they are worth
Fusion, No duratec time bomb, pre-ecoboost time bomb and an actual manual trans, holy grail fusion for me. though I would have never even knew they came in manual to be honest.
Volvo is interesting with the 5 and a turbski, but I don’t like the looks enough to want to tempt that money pit peril.
The Volvo looks good, but the Ford’s weak point would have been the automatic transmission, and since this is a manual, I gotta go Fusion.
Hmm manual Ford made with help from Mazda or a Volvo made with help from Ford…I understand why the comments lean the way they do. But, had an ’06 2.5T so I’ll go with the devil I know. But I’d fix the fewest things possible on this example and finish driving it into the ground, then see if I can find a charity to donate it to, maybe someone giving free tetanus shots to wayward automotive journalists.
Those 1st gen Fusions were really good cars. I was going to vote for it anyways, but the stick is a nice bonus.
I voted for the Fusion purely because of the Monty Python castle reference. Some of us are easily swayed.
I was hoping someone would appreciate it.
+1 for the Python castle reference. My fav movie of all time ever.
For some reason that King’s son (?) reminds me of Don Jr. or Eric.
Sorry it was Lindsey Graham I was actually thinking of.
Fusion…at first I was gonna go Volvo because I don’t like the Fix Or Repair Daily/Found On Road Dead Fusion…but it’s basically a Mazda and it’s stick! Looks like it would at least be somewhat fun to drive. Ok, going back to sleep after seeing these 2, ha ha
The Volvo owner sounds a little too blame-y for me. I prefer the looks and engine of the Volvo, but I’m not sure what happened to those fenders. How did they get dented but not scraped?
The Fusion is a well-cared for blah car. Even with the manual, I’m not drawn to it.
Tough call today.
Really tough.. If you want an invisible get away vehicle, the Ford, you could be standing right in front of it and not see it.. The Volvo is a bit beaten up, but maybe more comfortable. However topping off the “fluid”… Minnesotans are cheap, if the coolant is mostly water, yeah… I think Ford is it..
Dented but not scraped in Minneapolis looks like running into some show and ice.
Interesting. I wouldn’t have considered that.
I voted Fusion, I almost bought one once. I walked into the Ford dealership in September 2003 and wanted to test drive the manual Fusion that I saw on the Ford website. The salesperson said there were none in the tristate area and none on the way and tried to convince me into an sloppamatic. Similar thing happened with the VW dealer and the Passat. Walked into a Mazda dealer and they have 5 manual Mazda6s on the lot and 3 more on the way, and I test drove it (after learning manual the previous weekend) and way to go Mazda because that was my recent college grad car for 10 years. Ford lost a sale because they couldn’t put the manual in the Fusion that was build alongside the car that I bought in a plant that was literally 30 miles from the dealer I visited.
Considering the Fusion came out in ’06 I’m not surprised you couldn’t find one on a lot in ’03.
I don’t see how that is relevant since Back to the Future came out in 1985.
I was actually taught how to drive stick by a car salesman on a test drive. I can’t remember what God awful new car I was testing but I was trying to reduce my payments of $225 a month on a new Chevy Spectrum I had bought a year earlier. It didn’t reduce the payments but it was craptacular.
Fusion for me mainly due to the manual… but also due to the parts/repair costs being far cheaper over time.
Going with the minority choice here. The Fusion is in better shape, but that front end with those awful headlights would not work for me. I know I wouldn’t see them while I was driving, but every time I went up to the front of the car I’d want to take a hammer to it. My dad had one of those Volvos and I drove it a bit. It was a lot of fun and for the price, I’d be willing to sink some time into its ailments.
Fusion without a doubt. That 2.3 can easily be replaced with a later model 2.5 that are practically free at salvage yards
Fusion. Not only for the stick, but because the odds of both cars having undercarriage rust is 100% but the odds of the Volvo having electrical issues is also at 100%, while the Fusion is at like 50%. I’ve wrenched on both the S60 and Fusion and I know troubleshooting and parts for the Fusion will be much easier to manage and find.
I’ll second the early ‘aughts as an automotive golden era. Fuel injection and computers meant you could have power, economy, and emissions in reasonable combinations. ODB2 means things are relatively easy to troubleshoot. My 2000 and 2001 Honda Insights remain some of my favorite cars.
I won’t touch anything from 1972 through roughly 1996. Rats nests of vacuum hoses, crappy carbs, glitchy early electronics with poor standards for diagnostics, and malaise quality. Ew.
Pre 1972 we’re into the good stuff again with cars that are pretty well sorted and built, and simple to troubleshoot and fix.
I would consider some pre-1996 cars like the Miata, lower-end Toyotas and manual Hondas.
Agreed diagnosis of vacuum leaks are notorious but replacing all of them with a schematic is easy. Don’t bother trying to find the leak as it is likely there are more than one and likely to develop more just replace all of them with better hoses.
Fusion. It just looks like it was kept up better. An owner who can’t be bothered to fix broken windshield wipers probably isn’t diligent when it comes to maintenance. Plus, I presume the Ford will be cheaper to fix.
Plus you don’t want to be driving that Volvo when the cops track it down for hitting the Dean who was the boss of the professor who is selling it.
Fusion for me. I’m not dealing with a random coolant leak on a turbo Volvo.
Two good basic cars today. Gosh, I miss sedans. I like Volvo’s big 5, but going to have to stick with the five-speed Fusion.
Fusion today, the interior of that Volvo is looking rough, and the 2.3L with a 5spd is a great combo, although I assume it will feel underpowered in Fusion. I believe it is the same combo I had in my protege5 and that was a very reliable car, albeit a bit slow and buzzy, but I would happily own it again.
As a fellow former Protege5 owner it isn’t the same engine. The P5s all came with the 2.0 engine. Sedans could get either the 1.8 or the 2 although the 98-01 sedans could be had with the 1.6 I believe. The 2.3 was available on the Mazda3, I don’t know what the base was on those.
The Protege5 was easily my second favourite car. Wonderful handling although it was a little underpowered and really could have used a taller 5th gear. The long highway drives were a little too loud.
There I go running my mouth again, you are right. I knew I had driven something with a 2.3 Duratec and a 5spd, looks like it was a Ranger.
I truly appreciate reading comments like these. Where the poster knows all kinds of unimportant details. A true Used car Cliff Calvin. It really makes me feel as if I didn’t waste my time drinking every day. Lol the knowledge of some of the people here is amazing
ford today, a “coolant leak somewhere” on a T5 is probably a head gasket leak around Cylinder 3, its right on time for that engine.
Uuuuhhghh. I voted for the Volvo, but only barely, and I’m not happy about it.
The S60 has a lot of annoying issues like the key fob, door locks and wipers, never mind the unfortunate body damage and coolant leak. This is the real time wasting stuff that sucks the joy of ownership out of just about anything.
On the other hand, the Fusion seems great, but I suspect the body is worse than it looks, and would deteriorate rather quickly up here in winterland. This era of Volvo is quite resilient in that regard- Thick, galvanized steel with excellent paint work. There is a dedicated following for these turbo Volvos, making it easier to move along as a parts car if necessary.
Realistically the Fusion is a better driver based on condition alone, and it deserves the win. I work in construction however, and my knees are starting to bug me. Younger me is shaking their head, but I’m just not that interested in a clutch pedal unless the car is actually fun to drive. And I’m a Volvo guy at heart, so Volvo it is.
Well said, I voted Volvo for much the same reasons.
Aren’t you special?
That’s what my mom always said. Thanks for taking the time to confirm.
If you aren’t restoring it, and even if you are, the Fusion is clearly a better driver now and less expensive going forward. The windshield wipers don’t work, not just needed replacement. The coolant leak is probably a head gasket plus, add on an old tranny, dents, and rust well you better be experienced in tranny dental remediation.
Don’t forget we’re talking imaginary internet purchases here. In real life, I need neither of these vehicles.
The Fusion is 100% the better car.
Oh god, forgot about that fycking key fob.
The white block engine though, is appealing.
Fusion all day. The Volvo, when new, was an objectively better vehicle. It was the final year of the final facelift of the first generation of the car. Ford still owned it, but everything in the car was 100% Volvo. It doesn’t seem to have the Haldex AWD system that was optional on 2.5T cars (which is good in my opinion, it isn’t something I’d want as a maintenance item). However, a lot of life has happened since the day that car was first sold. Lots of life and what sounds like an infestation of assorted gremlins.
The Fusion was never a bad car. This being the last model year of the first generation and the second year of the “S” trim level with available manual transmission is a good thing (bugs were mostly worked out, probably). It is entirely inoffensive in every possible way. Will you lose it in the parking lot? Yeah, probably, but it comes with keyless entry so just get the horn to honk a few times. The manual means less stuff to go wrong, the simple head unit is exactly what you want in a basic used car, and it has already lost the wheel covers, so nothing to worry about there! Add in a really easy tire size to find at Walmart and you are looking at a low buck daily driver for city living…assuming the body and frame aren’t rotting away underneath the okay-ish paint.
In a battle of the last year of the first gen Ford-owned medium sedans I’m going Fusion.