The bottom end of the online classifieds is chock-full of some pretty uninspiring cars. Some days I scroll for ages looking for something, anything, to inspire me. I see dozens of Chevy Malibus and Ford Escapes and other hopelessly mundane vehicles that I just can’t think of anything to say about, good or bad. But I strive to offer a variety here, and in that spirit, today I offer two dull cars that at least caught my eye. I hope you like one of them.
This is in direct contrast to yesterday’s choices, which were too weird for most of you. When the vote total is that low, I know I’ve pushed things too far. Thank you to the fewer than 500 of you who did get into the spirit of the game. Your reward is a big silly Ford F-150 that’s cosplaying as a semi truck.
I kind of like the billboard truck just for the familiarity of it, but then again, I ended up hating the job I worked at that was near that truck. So maybe I don’t want the reminder. Yeah, I guess the F-150 is the right call here. At least it runs, and it’s a conversation starter.

I think we’re going to look back at the cars of the late 2000s and early 2010s as being “the last good ones.” The bugs had been ironed out of drivetrains, everything ran well, and they had all the features you wanted without all the gimmicky shit and nagging nannies that today’s cars have. Sadly, we never recognize a golden era until it fades away. The good news, I guess, is that cars of that era are reaching the bottom of their depreciation curves, so there are some deals to be had. Let’s check out a couple of cheap sedans from 2009 and see which one does it for you.
2009 Volvo S60 2.5T – $2,000

Engine/drivetrain: Turbocharged 2.5-liter OHC inline 5, five-speed automatic, FWD
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Odometer reading: 162,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
Volvo made roundy RWD cars in the 1960s, boxy RWD cars in the ’70s and ’80s, boxy FWD cars in the ’90s, and roundy FWD cars starting in the early 2000s. They’re always a step behind the times fashion-wise, but somehow, no matter which era they’re from, Volvos almost always manage to look timeless. Plenty of other cars from fifteen or twenty years ago look dated, but this S60 is still a handsome machine, even if this isn’t the most pristine example around.

The trim level, 2.5T, tells the tale of the driveline: it’s a 2.5-liter turbocharged engine. Easy enough. But Volvo wasn’t content in this era to make engines with even numbers of cylinders; this is an inline five, mounted transversely in the front and driving the front wheels through a five-speed automatic. It runs and drives well, and with only just under 162,000 miles on it, it should have plenty of life left. The seller does say it has a minor coolant leak; rather than fixing it, they’ve just been topping it off. That’s probably a better solution than dumping stop-leak into it, I suppose, but it should be found and fixed.

The interior shows some signs of wear, but nothing serious, and those seats do look comfy. The S60 is as different from the old boxy Volvos on the inside as it is on the outside; gone is the stark industrial-looking dashboard of the 240 series. This looks like a proper modern car inside. It does have a few electrical gremlins: one power lock doesn’t work, and there’s some weirdness with the key fob. And am I reading it right that the wipers don’t work? That’s kind of an important thing to fix. On the plus side, the air conditioning works fine, so you’re good in the heat – just not a rainstorm.

It’s a bit banged up outside; the right front fender and right mirror have seen better days, and it looks like a lower valance panel on the front bumper is missing. But at least it isn’t rusty, and at this price point, you can forgive a couple of scars. They just make it look tough.
2009 Ford Fusion S – $2,150

Engine/drivetrain: 2.3-liter DOHC inline 4, five-speed manual, FWD
Location: Chicago, IL
Odometer reading: 173,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
Ford’s midsized car game was dreadful for a long time before the Fusion came along. There was the Granada, which was a warmed-over design from the early ’60s. Then there was the Fairmont, which despite the later triumphs of the Fox platform was a horrible car. The Fairmont was followed by the Tempo, which, ew. The “world car” Contour showed promise, but much like the Ford Escort of the ’80s, it was just far enough removed from its European counterpart to vaguely suck. But the Fusion was pretty good. It’s as if Ford finally built a castle on a swamp that stayed up. Mazda helped, though.

The Fusion is built on the same platform as the Mazda 6, and it’s powered by the excellent Duratec/Mazda MZR four-cylinder engine, here displacing 2.3 liters. A five-speed manual transmission came standard, but you don’t see them often. This one has it, and that makes it an especially good choice as a used car, assuming you’re able and willing to drive a stick. The seller doesn’t give us much information about its condition, so an inspection is a good idea.

This is the basic S model, with everything you need and probably not much you don’t want. It’s got power windows and locks and whatnot, and a stereo with an “aux” input, which makes it better equipped than most of the cars I’ve owned. It’s in decent condition inside too, and the AC works. Honestly, what more could you want?

Outside, it’s a perfectly nondescript city car, in a non-color, with just enough dings and dents to make it blend in. The plastic wheel covers have left the chat, but good riddance, I say. I don’t see any signs of rust, but it’s a Chicago car, so take a good look underneath to make sure it’s all solid.
Neither one of these is going to be a whole lot of fun, despite one being turbocharged and one being a manual. But they should both be reliable, and that’s a lot more important if you only have two grand to spend on a car. And two grand seems to be just about the minimum for a decent cheap car these days. $500 beaters are gone, and they’re not coming back. But I’ve had my share of $500 beaters, and these are both much better cars than all of them were, so maybe we’re better off these days. If you found yourself in need of a cheap set of wheels, which one of these would turn your head?









I own an 08 Fusion with that spec. It’s as interesting as a toaster on the outside, but it’s….kinda fun to drive.
It will be my kid’s car when he starts college in the fall, but I’m enjoying daily driving it for now.
Ive never heard a kind word spoken about the mechanical durabilty of a curvy Volvo. At least from what Ive read when they went curvy and started putting the engines in sideways they went to utter shite. Nothing like the reliable, easy to work on RWD boxes that went 400,000 miles.
I had an S60 from 2004 that I got to about 220,000 miles before my wife took it over for another hundred-or-so thousand miles, and an ‘06 V70 which I bought as an 11 year old car with 80,000km (yes, a discrepancy) and put over 300,000km on before (reluctantly and regrettably) getting rid of around 2022. Not the 400,000 miles you cite, but also not as terrible as many would reckon.
They were also supremely comfortable to drive, and practical.
Electrical gremlin on my 15 year old Ford-electric era S60 was a timing sensor, on the boxy slow brown wagon it was a small fire at the firewall from the biodegradeable insulation about the same miles (neither easy to work on for me) I replaced the engine wiring harness on the 240 myself, but the rest under the dash be damned Those motors go 400k but the cars were otherwise still shit in certain aspects, rethinking chewing on the seats for Maxxflexxheadroom.
I’ve been burned by electrical gremlins in 2 Ford-era Volvos, but the siren song keeps me coming to the poison water. Volvo for me today
This wasn’t exactly peak years for Volvo, nor their best work sedan-wise, but barring the unexpected (like finding out there’s maple syrup instead of oil in the pan) there’s no way I’d pick the Fusion over the Volvo.
I own a Fusion, it will be my last Fusion and maybe my last Ford. Vote goes to the Volvo by default.
Put a straight pipe on the Volvo for 5 cylinder Major Tenth Octave + Major Third power chord.
Or a shift it yourself MZR
I’d take either, although a screaming half a V10 with a banged up front fender tends to get through traffic
Both engines would make a nice swap into an MGB.
Mmm, like to see how we’d pull of the transverse 5cyl swap in the MGB. Because of making room for the wheels, the single worst part of owning that generation of S60 is the 39 foot turning diameter, which is practically the same as a standard size Tundra of the era. Maybe make a mid-engine GTB?
The engine is quite easily used longitudinally.
Lots of them in 240s
Or Miatas
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8sY5buU
Wrong Miata swap
https://youtu.be/zC3JnRce9xI
GAA in that other one or what?
Cool! If you are going to do that maybe start with a T5 or just a junkyard motor or a small block Chebby? Also I know its a GT not a GTB but I still had snot coming out of my eyelids laughing at the comments on the Bugatti TV
The 5 is fairly light weight, and about the same length as the original engine. Oil pan needs to be fabricated from a cut down rwd volvo. The distributor is in an unfortunate location, but there are fixes for that. Of course the easy thing is the plethora of Chevy V6s that can be lighter than the original.
You could fit an ls but at about 250 or 300 hp, you would just be chasing the next broken thing, and it’s a car designed in 1960 , so driving around 21st century traffic would be more of a memento mori than would be fun.
No. Just no. Again.
Both definitely do qualify bigly as shit boxes though.
Well done I guess.
I had one of those Fusions, manual too. Very nice, fun to drive.
I had one of those first-gen base-model Fusions with the Mazda driveline and the stick. Good car, but it didn’t have ABS, as I found out hydroplaning through a red light one time. Luckily, nobody was coming, so the car lived to fight another day.
I’m fuzzy on the dates: Is that Volvo post-Ford and does it still have a Ford transmission? If it’s Ford v. Ford, I’ll take the manual. If it’s a post-Ford Volvo, I’m going Volvo.
Ford didn’t officially offload Volvo until 2010. The only automatics the first gen S60 (2000-2010) were Aisin units, either the five or six speed.