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You’ll Never Guess Where Maserati Put The CD Changer On The Old Quattroporte

Maserati Quattroporte V Cd Changer Topshot
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The fifth-generation Maserati Quattroporte is a car I absolutely adore. It’s as close to a series-production Ferrari sedan as you’ll get. Maserati was under Ferrari control at this time, and the car used a cross-plane crank version of Ferrari’s F136 V8, and it even debuted with an infuriating single-clutch automated transaxle with a clutch lifespan of about 15,000 feet. While a 2007 update engineered out the awful DuoSelect gearbox and made the Quattroporte V wonderful, it didn’t fix the weirdest ergonomic quirk of the car.

Maserati Quattroporte V 1

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Sure, some people had iPods, but people still bought CDs in the 2000s. As such, no flagship luxury sedan from the 2000s is complete without an in-dash CD changer, and each automaker seemed to have its own approach for packaging this bulky cassette of discs. BMW stashed it in the bowels of the dashboard to the right of the center stack, Lexus shrunk it down and hid it in the center stack, and Maserati…well, Maserati’s Italian.

Maserati Quattroporte V 2

Traditionally, it’s felt like Italian carmakers had someone come in on a Thursday, ponder packaging over a glass of Chianti, and completely neglect ergonomics because fashion trumps all. The Fiat 500L had a parking brake handle like an early-’90s automatic shifter and it was way down by the driver’s back pocket. The Ferrari Testarossa’s climate controls were haphazardly strewn about the center console. The Alfa Romeo 164’s driving position was laid out by an alien being who’d never seen a human before in their life. I’m sure there’s a context in which these ergonomic quirks make perfect sense, but in North America, they’re more charming than useful.

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Maserati Quattroporte V Interior 2

So where did Maserati put the CD changer for the Quattroporter? In the glovebox? Nah, too obvious. Under the seat? Nope, too accessible. Maserati put the CD changer for the fifth-generation Quattroporte under the steering column. Imagine getting nut-checked by a copy of Sugar Ray’s “14:59.”

Even once you moved the steering column up out of the way and dropped the door obscuring the CD changer from view, don’t expect to easily load discs. The changer itself was unusual, a Blaupunkt unit with individual slots and eject buttons for discs one through five instead of a compact cassette. Once you were finally down there, you needed fingers the diameter of toothpicks to press any of the eject buttons.

Maserati Quattroporte V Interior 1

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While there was certainly space under the steering column to mount a CD changer, you can’t help but wonder whether this is any improvement over loading CDs from the trunk. I guess if your luggage compartment is full of Fendi luggage or small business owners who couldn’t pay the protection money, loading discs under the column is easier, but those are very niche use cases.

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While likely an annoyance at the time, I must concede that the Quattroporte’s CD changer isn’t really necessary today. A variety of Bluetooth boxes plug in where the CD changer goes so you can have modern music connectivity in your ‘00s Quattroporte. Still, I’ll take a CD changer under the steering column if it means not sharing switchgear with a Dart. Plus, it’s not like music is really necessary in a Quattroporte – the note of the Ferrari-derived V8 is so intoxicating, it’s best to just turn off the stereo, drop a gear, and enjoy your own internal combustion opera.

(Photo credits: Maserati)

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Black Peter
Black Peter
1 year ago

The stock Subaru stereo in my WRX was a double DIN unit, that you just kept feeding CDs until it was “full”.. I guess.. I assume it was a 6 CD changer, but I never actually looked under the car to see if they just fell out the bottom. I mean it was 2003, I had little expectation Subaru Fuji Heavy Industries was able to offer an actual CD changer.. Not even in their primer sports sedan tractor, ..

Manwich Sandwich
Manwich Sandwich
1 year ago

 Maserati put the CD changer for the fifth-generation Quattroporte under the steering column.”

I was expecting it to be somewhere completely insane like in the engine bay next to the air filter.

Ben
Ben
1 year ago

Honestly? I like this better than the trunk, which is hardly a convenient spot to change music options even if there’s nothing in it. At least this you can use without getting out of the car completely. It might be unusual, but that doesn’t mean it’s wrong.

Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
1 year ago

Imagine getting nut-checked by a copy of Sugar Ray’s “14:59.”

I am physically incapable of conceiving an alternate reality in which I owned a copy of Sugar Ray’s “14:59”. I’m very much aware of the Many-worlds interpretation, but that is one outcome that I just can’t grasp.

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago

if your luggage compartment is full of Fendi luggage or small business owners who couldn’t pay the protection money, loading discs under the column is easier, but those are very niche use cases.

I would assume the Venn diagrams for these scenarios overlap almost perfectly with the target audience for a Quattroporte.

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
1 year ago

But is it worse than all the trunk mounted ones? I hated those so much, as they would become inaccessible when the trunk was full.

FloridaNative
FloridaNative
1 year ago
Reply to  Crank Shaft

When I installed my first 6-disc changer in the trunk of my Camry, I mounted it to the beam just under the rear window so it was accessible even with a full trunk.

Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
1 year ago
Reply to  FloridaNative

But cars that came with the multi-CD box stock often had it mounted right at the bottom of the luggage compartment, more often that not as far away from the hatch/trunk opening as physically possible. It always felt pretty stupid to me.

Last edited 1 year ago by Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
Fourmotioneer
Fourmotioneer
1 year ago

It’s a funny spot to put a CD changer. Truly enjoyed learning about this.

Would also, in the friendliest way possible, like to point out that the Italian stereotypes are unfair and unnecessary. Italian cars are/were built 99% like any other cars using the same materials and basic designs as other cars but they put the handbrake somewhere odd and OMG CRAZY ITALIANS.

Imagine finding one of the many quirks on any domestic vehicle and writing an OMG CRAZY ROYAL OAK BOYS USED PUSH BUTTON TRANSMISSION CONTROLS ON THE GMC ACADIA WTF article…

I daily drove an Alfa 164 and it’s a fairly normal seat layout. The hyperbole and stereotyping just feel uninspired here.

Electric Truckaloo (formerly Stig’s Chamorro Cousin)
Electric Truckaloo (formerly Stig’s Chamorro Cousin)
1 year ago
Reply to  Fourmotioneer

Counterpoint: I owned a 90s-era Ducati.

Brian Michael
Brian Michael
1 year ago
Reply to  Fourmotioneer

No, the line about the 164’s ergonomics also applies to the Dodge Promaster. It was quite obviously designed by someone who did not care that people would have to actually drive a work van for full work days.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago

I suggest a little audio on the video. Or let Charlie Chaplins ghost do the silent acting.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

This is not what I meant when I wrote “bring back crotch vents.”

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Needs to be the new slogan for Biden’s 2024 run?

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

Ehh…but then the crotch vent would be tiny when it sneaks through and probably blocked by the courts.

Clearly, we need to resort to extra-governmental efforts to get the ol’ ball chiller back in production. Maybe we can convince Tesla it’s the next big, dumb gimmick. They love a dumb gimmick, and others out there love to copy the dumb gimmicks.

Last edited 1 year ago by Stef Schrader
JDE
JDE
1 year ago

I recall many of them in the trunk and a few under back seats in pickup trucks. the best ones were always the ones that held 5 in the space behind the double din face. the face slid out like a lower lip and you plopped them bad boys right in.

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
1 year ago

“Hey babe, grab my Squirrel Nut Zippers (cd) for me, will ya?” 😉

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 year ago

Hey baby, could you change the CD for me?

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
1 year ago

I’m an unabashed fan of these cars. I was researching yesterday what it would take to modify that automated manual of a duoselect transmission in to a manual trans. On the fab side it doesn’t take all that much, just keeping the ECU from freaking out is the hard part. But it does look like there are a couple of people out there who have figured out the tuning. Man that would make for a sweet DD, despite the potential electrical gremlins you would still have to face.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

The laws of physics prove you cannot daily an Italian car.

Matthew Skwarczek
Matthew Skwarczek
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

My 500 Abarth begs to differ.

Data
Data
1 year ago

I put a changer behind the seat in my 1995 Nissan regular cab truck. My 2012 Miata has a CD changer in the center console, but it’s a single slot design; no cartridges. Since I don’t drive the Miata frequently and the NVH is pretty high, I just burned some MP3 discs and “listen” to those while driving. Sometimes I might actually hear the melody.

Chris Stevenson
Chris Stevenson
1 year ago

And here I thought Sugar Ray could only hurt your ears.

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
1 year ago

You must not have watched any of the videos.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago

You must have never seen him box!

JerryLH3
JerryLH3
1 year ago

The last time I attempted to use a CD player was about seven months ago when I bought my RX-8. I bought it in Connecticut and drove it home to Florida. I knew I would eventually install a Bluetooth adapter, but I figured for the ride home I would play some CDs for whatever nostalgia factor I thought I needed. So I put about five or six CDs into my luggage and somewhere on the Yankee Expressway, put Bleed American into the in dash CD changer (the correct location after they moved them from the trunk). I only got so far as A Praise Chorus before I absolutely gave up. Turns out my CD collection is scratched beyond belief!

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
1 year ago
Reply to  JerryLH3

Sad day! Sometimes a little Jimmy Eat World just hits the spot.

kingRidiculous
kingRidiculous
1 year ago
Reply to  JerryLH3

A six-disc CD changer is essential for road trips in the wilds of America.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson
1 year ago

My guess was under the passenger seat since it’s a driver’s car. Darn!

Angrycat Meowmeow
Angrycat Meowmeow
1 year ago

I feel like I’ve seen a CD changer in a center console before too, but I can’t recall where.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore
1 year ago
MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
1 year ago

My ’03 Infiniti had a 6-disc changer in the center console. Only it was the feed-one-disc-at-a-time type. So when a disc eventually got stuck (which was common in these after 5 yrs or so) it was time to yank the whole center panel out, remove the stereo, which also included the HVAC controls, buy a new front panel with separate HVAC controls off ebay and a cheap single DIN Sony stereo with BT and USB. Haven’t used a CD in a car since then.

Bob
Bob
1 year ago

O.M.G.

FuzzyPlushroom
FuzzyPlushroom
1 year ago

The loaded ’03 Sable wagon I drove for a bit had a 6-disc changer in the console. It even did a decent job reading burned discs.

Eric R
Eric R
1 year ago

My 08 GTI has a CD changer in the center console.

Sam Shaffer
Sam Shaffer
1 year ago

My 2022 Subaru Outback has it in the console under the armrest. I have never used it.

Óscar Morales Vivó
Óscar Morales Vivó
1 year ago

I thought it would be in the engine bay. I mean you’re going to spend so much time looking in there anyway.

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
1 year ago

This snark isn’t getting enough love.

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
1 year ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

I know, right? COTW

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