ʅɐɯɹoN ʎʅʇɔǝⅎɹǝԀ ɯǝǝS sƃuᴉɥꓕ pu∀ ɐᴉʅɐɹʇsn∀ uI pǝʌᴉɹɹ∀ ǝʌ╻I (UPDATED SO YOU CAN READ IT)

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˙ʇnoqɐ sᴉ ssnɟ ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs ʇ,uop I ˙lɐɯɹou ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd sɯǝǝs ǝɹǝɥ ǝslǝ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ‘ʇsɐd ʇǝƃ oʇ uoᴉʇɐʇᴉpǝɯ ɟo ʇᴉq ɐ ʞooʇ puɐ ƃuᴉʞɔoɥs puɐ lɐǝɹ sᴉ ƃuᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉʞ ɹǝƃɹnq ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɥʇ ‘puɐ ‘ʍou sɹnoɥ ɹoɟ ǝuɐld ǝɥʇ ɟɟo uǝǝq ǝʌ,I ʇnq ˙ǝɯɐu pɹᴉǝʍ ɐ sɐɥ ƃuᴉʞ ɹǝƃɹnq puɐ ‘ʎǝsoo˥-ʎʇɥƃᴉɹ-ʎʇɥƃᴉ┴-ʎʇɟǝ˥ uᴉ ʍǝɹɔs sʇloq ‘spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ɥsnlɟ sʇǝlᴉoʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ‘∀˙S˙∩ ǝsɹǝʌᴉun-ǝʌᴉʇɐuɹǝʇlɐ uɐ sɐʍ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ ploʇ pɐɥ ǝuoʎɹǝʌƎ ,,˙sƃuᴉɥʇ pɹᴉǝʍ ssǝuʇᴉʍ oʇ ƃuᴉoƃ ɯ,I,, ‘ɟlǝsʎɯ ploʇ I ,,’ʍou puoɔǝs ʎu∀,, ˙pǝʇᴉɐʍ puɐ ‘ʎlʍols punoɹɐ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ pǝuuɐd ‘ƃuᴉɥʇɐǝɹq ʎɯ pǝlloɹʇuoɔ ‘ʎlɯɹᴉɟ sʇsǝɹɯɹɐ ɥʇoq pǝddᴉɹƃ I ‘ƃuᴉpuɐl uodn ʎlǝʇɐᴉpǝɯɯI ˙ʇɹodɹᴉɐ ʎǝupʎS ǝɥʇ ʇɐ pǝʌᴉɹɹɐ ǝʌɐɥ I ‘ɹᴉɐ ǝɥʇ uᴉ sɹnoɥ 0ᄅ ɹǝʇɟ∀

[UPDATE: I know a number of you want to “read” our “stories” without “crippling headaches” so for you I painstakingly flipped it all right-side up for you, and you can read it by clicking here. You’re welcome. – JT]

¡punos puɐ ǝɟɐs ǝɹǝɥ ǝɹɐ ‘sǝuɐldɹᴉɐ ɯoɹɟ pǝʇᴉqᴉɥoɹd ǝɹɐ sʎɐs ʇǝuɹǝʇuᴉ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɔɹnos ʎɹǝʌǝ ɹɐǝu uɯɐp ɥɔᴉɥʍ ‘sɹǝqɹosqɐ ʞɔoɥs pǝƃɹɐɥɔ-sɐƃ ʎW ¡ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʇᴉ ǝpɐɯ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ llǝʇ oʇ pǝllᴉɹɥʇ ɯ,I ‘llǝM ˙∀S┴ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝʇɐɔsᴉɟuoɔ ǝq plnoʍ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ noʎ ɟo ʎuɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ sɯǝʇᴉ ǝɯos ƃuᴉɹq pᴉp I ‘llɐ ɹǝʇɟ∀ ˙sƃɐq uᴉ-ʞɔǝɥɔ ʎɯ ɟo ǝʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ƃuᴉɹǝpuoʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟo ʎuɐɯ ǝɹns ɯ,I

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˙sʇɹɐd dɐǝɥɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇᴉ ɥʇɹoʍ llᴉʇS ˙ʇlnsǝɹ ɐ sɐ sʇɹnɥ ʎpoq ǝloɥʍ ʎɯ ;ǝʇǝɹɔuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʇsuᴉɐƃɐ pǝqqnɹ lǝǝɥʍ ǝɥʇ sɐ uʍoʇ ssoɹɔɐ llɐ ƃɐq punod 0ϛ ʇɐɥʇ ƃɐɹp oʇ pɐɥ I os ‘slǝǝɥʍ ɹǝʇsɐɔ s,ƃɐq ɹǝlloɹ ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo ƃuᴉʎoɹʇsǝp dn pǝpuǝ — sʇɹɐd ɹɐɔ ʎʌɐǝɥ ɹǝɥʇo ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ puɐ ɹǝpuᴉlʎɔ ɹǝʇsɐɯ uoɹᴉ ʇsɐɔ ʎʌɐǝɥ ɐ snld — sʞɔoɥs ǝsoɥʇ ‘ʎlǝʇɐunʇɹoɟu∩

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:llǝʍ sɐ ssnɟ ɐ ʇnoɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌᴉɹɹɐ slooʇ ʎɯ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥ┴ ˙sɹǝuǝʇsɐɟ ʎʇsnɹ ɟo ʇno dɐɹɔ ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐɔᴉɹqnl oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ ‘uoᴉʇᴉpuoɔ ʇuǝllǝɔxǝ uᴉ pǝʌᴉɹɹɐ oslɐ ʇsǝuᴉɟ s,puɐlǝʌǝlƆ ɟo uɐɔ ʎW

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˙zO uᴉ ǝɹǝɥ ƃuᴉɹds ƃuᴉuɹnʇ ʍou ʇsnɾ s,ʇᴉ sɐ ‘dᴉp ɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ ʎllᴉɥɔ ooʇ ʇᴉq ɐ sɐʍ ʇᴉ ɥƃnoɥʇ ‘ɥɔɐǝq ʎluɐW oʇ ʇɐoq ɐ ʞooʇ oslɐ I ˙ǝsnoH ɐɹǝdO ʎǝupʎS ʎlǝʌol ǝɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ɹoqɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʞlɐʍ puɐ ʇɟǝɥ ǝɥʇ pǝdɯnp I ;uoᴉʇɐʇs uᴉɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɹɐǝu lǝʇoɥ ʎɯ oʇ ǝɯ ʞooʇ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ‘snq ɐ oʇuo slooʇ puɐ sʇɹɐd ǝɹɐds ʎɯ pǝlnɐɥ I ʇɹodɹᴉɐ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹℲ

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We apologize for the technical difficulties; we have no clue why all of David’s text has been inverted for the past day or so; we’re discussing this with the Australian consulate. Until we get this sorted, we recommend that you use this text inverter website to help you read this article if flipping your device isn’t working. -JT]

:sʇɥƃᴉllᴉɐʇ ɹǝqɯɐ ppo ǝsoɥʇ ʇɐ ʞoo˥ ˙ɹǝlƃuɐɹM ſ┴ dǝǝſ ʇǝʞɹɐɯ-uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙sɹɐɔ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɯos pǝʇʇods I ‘ʎǝupʎS ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ƃuᴉʞlɐʍ ǝlᴉɥM

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¡ǝƃpɐq pǝʇɐuᴉɯnllᴉ sʇᴉ ɟo ǝsnɐɔǝq ‘ʇɹɐd uᴉ ‘snoɯɐɟ sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ puɐɹq ɥsᴉʇᴉɹq ɐ ‘ʎǝlǝsloM ɐ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥ┴

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:ʎʇnp ƃuᴉpuɐlɹǝʌo ɹoɟ ʇlᴉnq ɹǝsᴉnɹƆ puɐ˥ ɐʇoʎo┴ ɐ ‘ʎllɐɔᴉdʎʇoǝɹǝʇs ‘sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥ┴

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˙ʇlᴉnq ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʎʇᴉɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ pǝɯɐu ‘sɹǝʇɹodsuɐɹ┴ ɟɹoplǝssüp sɐ uʍouʞ ǝɹɐ suɐʌ pǝsɐq-ᄅ┴ ǝsǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ uoᴉʇuǝɯ oʇ ʇuɐʍ I ǝsnɐɔǝq ƃuᴉpnlɔuᴉ ʎluo ɯ,I ɥɔᴉɥʍ ‘sǝpǝɔɹǝW sᴉɥʇ sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ pu∀

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¿ǝɹǝɥ ʇɥƃᴉɹ pɹᴉq sᴉɥʇ ǝǝS :ǝldɯɐxǝ ɹoℲ ˙ǝsᴉʍ-ǝƃɐnƃuɐl ʞɔᴉnb lɐǝɹ ‘pɹᴉǝʍ lɐǝɹ ƃuᴉʇʇǝƃ ǝɹǝʍ sƃuᴉɥʇ puɐ ǝɯoɥ ʇɐ ʎɹɐuoᴉʇɔᴉp ƃuɐls uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎɯ ʇoƃɹoɟ I sɐ ‘ǝɹoʇsʞooq ɐ ʇɐ doʇs-ʇᴉd ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ pɐɥ I

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˙sʞɐǝq ǝʞᴉl-ƃuoʇ ɹᴉǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ɥsɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno pooɟ ɟo sʇᴉq ƃɐus oʇ ʎʇᴉsuǝdoɹd ɹᴉǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝllɐɔ ,,’uǝʞɔᴉɥƆ uᴉq,, sᴉ ɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɯɐuʞɔᴉu lɐɔol ǝɥʇ ‘ʇno suɹn┴ ˙ʎʇᴉɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo llɐ ƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɥʇ puᴉɟ ll,noʎ puɐ ‘sᴉqI ǝʇᴉɥM ɐ s,ʇɐɥ┴

,,˙ǝxɐ ʇɐǝɯ ɐ sɐ pɐɯ,, ǝsɐɹɥd ǝɥʇ puɐ ‘ʞunɹp suɐǝɯ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ,,’pǝʇoƃƃɐɯ,, ɯɹǝʇ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉpnlɔuᴉ ‘ǝɹǝɥʇ uᴉ ɟɟnʇs ʇɐǝɹƃ ʎlsnoᴉɹǝs ǝɯos s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙ʞooq ʎɯ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ uɐƃǝq puɐ (,,ʎʇʇᴉuS,, ɐ sɐ slɐɔol ǝɯos ʎq oʇ pǝɹɹǝɟǝɹ puɐ ‘ɹɐlndod sᴉ pǝuɹɐǝl ɹǝʇɐl I ɥɔᴉɥʍ) lǝzʇᴉuɥɔS ɐ puɐ ɐǝʇ ɟo dnɔ ɐ pǝƃƃɐus I os ‘éɟɐɔ ɐ punoɟ I ǝɹoʇs ʞooq ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sɹᴉɐʇsdn ʇsnſ

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:sɹɐǝɟ ʎɯ pǝɯɹᴉɟuoɔ oɥʍ ‘ǝɔuǝɹnɐ˥ ‘ʇsoɥ ʎɯ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝʇlnsuoɔ I ‘pǝᴉɹɹoʍ ʎlʇɥƃᴉlS ˙ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯᴉʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉɹɐǝʍ sɐʍ I puɐ ‘lǝuuɐlɟ sᴉ uɐƃoq ɐ ɟo qɹɐƃ oʇ-oƃ ǝɥʇ sʎɐs ʎɹʇuǝ ǝɥʇ ‘ǝɹoɯ s,ʇɐɥM ˙uɐƃᴉɥɔᴉW uᴉ ʇol ƃuᴉʞɹɐd ʇɹɐɯlɐM lɐɔol ɐ uᴉ ʇǝǝɯ ɹɐɔ ɹɐlnƃǝɹ ɐ ploɥ I ‘ʇɔɐɟ uᴉ ;sɹɐɔ-ɥʇᴉʍ-sʇol-ƃuᴉʞɹɐd-uᴉ-ʇno-ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ-oɹd ɯɐ ɟlǝsʎɯ I  ˙ʎɹoʇɐƃoɹǝp ʎlʇuǝɹɐddɐ sᴉ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ,,’suɐƃoq,, sɐ uʍouʞ ǝɹɐ sʇol ƃuᴉʞɹɐd s,plɐuopɔW uᴉ sɹɐɔ pǝɹǝʍod 8Λ ɹᴉǝɥʇ uᴉ ʇno ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ ǝʞᴉl oɥʍ ǝldoǝd ʇɐɥʇ ʇno suɹnʇ ʇI ˙pǝsnɟuoɔ˙˙˙ʇᴉq ɐ ǝɯ pɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝuo s,ǝɹǝɥʇ ‘ʞooq ƃuɐls ʇɐɥʇ uᴉ sǝᴉɹʇuǝ ǝɥʇ llɐ ɟO

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˙ƃuᴉuunɹ ƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ I uǝɥʍ oᴉpɐɹ s,ǝʇn ʎɯ uo ɐɔɔɐp ɐɔɔ∀ ɟo ƃuᴉʎɐld ssǝlpuǝ puɐ ʇǝllnɯ ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇᴉ oʇuᴉ ƃuᴉuɐǝl ƃuᴉɹǝpᴉsuoɔ uǝʌǝ ɯ,I ˙ʎʇᴉuɐƃoq ʎɯ ɥʇᴉʍ sɯɹǝʇ oʇ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌ,I ʇnq ‘uoᴉʇɐʇᴉpǝɯ ɟo ʇᴉq ɐ op puɐ ʇsᴉdɐɹǝɥʇ ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ uᴉ ʞɔǝɥɔ oʇ ǝɯ pǝɹᴉnbǝɹ sᴉɥʇ ‘uoᴉʇɐzᴉlɐǝɹ ƃuᴉʞ ɹǝƃɹnq ǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ɥɔnW

ɹoʌɐǝpuǝ ‘ɥsᴉlooɟ ʎlʞuɐɹɟ ‘sᴉɥʇ uo sǝʇɐpdn ʇuǝɔǝɹ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ ‘uɐᴉdoʇn∀ ǝɥ┴ ɟo ʇɐɥʇ puɐ ‘ɯɐɹƃɐʇsuI ʎɯ ʍolloℲ ¡spɹǝuᴉƃuǝ ǝɯos ʇnoqɐ pɐǝɹ oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ ʇǝƃ os ‘ɯɐǝʇ Ǝ∀S ɐlnɯɹoℲ s,ʎǝupʎS ʎƃolouɥɔǝ┴ ɟo ʎʇᴉsɹǝʌᴉu∩ ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇno ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ ɯ,I ʎɐpoʇ ɹǝʇɐ˥ ˙ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ oqqnp ɹoɟ uᴉɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉpɹɐoq ɯ,I sɐ ‘uoos ʎɹǝʌ — ʎǝuɹnoɾ ǝloɥʍ sᴉɥʇ ɟo ʇuᴉod uᴉɐɯ ǝɥʇ — ǝʇ∩ ʇuɐᴉlɐΛ ɹǝlsʎɹɥƆ 696Ɩ ʎɯ ʇɐ ǝsdɯᴉlƃ ʇsɹᴉɟ ɐ ƃuᴉʇʇǝƃ ǝq ll,I ‘ɟo ƃuᴉʞɐǝdS.

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71 Responses

  1. David, while you are there, I sincerely hope you take this opportunity to investigate and answer the one question that has been on the minds of this community for years:
    When you pull the drain plug on an oil pan, which way does the oil rotate as it comes out?

  2. Shouldn’t the entire article be inverted, and not just the text and pictures? If the inversion was really the result of David writing this in Australia, the first paragraph should start at the bottom of the page.

    I’m starting to wonder if this inversion is some kind of ruse. Is David really in Australia? Is David even real??

  3. As an educator with 28 years of experience I can tell you that reading upside down and backwards is a skill that you can develop. But beating a dead horse with the other commenters. I’m not going to read that…

  4. So Bogan is a made up word by ricers and sad slow people envious of the V8 Interceptors, yet can only manage passive aggressive responses to attempt to hide their shame in vehicle choice?

    1. “Bogan” does not refer merely to the operators of eight-cylindered automobiles, but rather refers to a specific cultural cross-section of Australian citizens.
      There are plenty of “civilised” humans who also own V8 cars, and there are an increasing number of bogans who are selling their VN commodores in exchange for lifted Hiluxes and Rangers.
      Later model ford falcons are also entering their life cycle of bogan popularity, and they’re far more attainable and popular with the nigh-indestructible 4.0 I6.
      Either way, the bogan’s vehicle of choice continues to be questionably modified, and remains obnoxiously loud.

  5. Good grief, so much whining in the comments today!! It just took a few minutes longer to read the article & it was a good workout for the ol’ noggin. And the joke was that the joke itself was carried so far, kind of a meta-joke. Of course this won’t be done much, it’s not like every article from Australia is going to be posted thusly, & it’s great that the update retained the original post, as some might simply have replaced the original text, & also great that the update accommodates readers with legitimate issues, as some of us do indeed have trouble processing unconventional materials (I have a slight bit of dyslexia myself, for example.) So kudos to DT & JT.

    1. not sure what this weird “burger king” thing is that you Americans have (do they sell guns there with the burgers?), but we have this fast food chain here called “Hungry Jack’s”, and something something trademark infringement.

  6. Sadly with the way things have gone at work this week reading an article upside is among the more normal experiences I’ve had.

    Is it Friday yet? I seriously need to get to a dirt track to watch some races and reset my brain.

  7. Truth to be told, the irregular alignment/typeface hinders text comprehension more than the orientation itself. Maybe because I was myself born on the southern hemisphere – was I reading upside down this whole time without noticing it?
    Also, who is to say what is upside down and what is right side up? For all I know YOU (now WE) on the northern hemisphere are the real upside down people!

    1. I̴̡̡̨̨̢̪̻̙̩̖͉̪̘̣͚͉̫̤̘̜̰͎̪̣̱̞̣͍̙͕̰͙͖̦̥͖̔̈̄̌̈́̿̈́̀̿̈́͛̇̉̈́̿͌͌̄̄̀̎́͊̂͛͑̏̐̒͊͝͝͝ ̷̛͖͔̮̜̟̟̳̟͈̮̙̰̳̦͊͂̅͂̿̓͊̓́̑̓̓̐̎͐̊̄̿̒̔̍̅͑͗̿̓̃̆̏̔̋̂͐̄̀͛̒̉̔̆̒́̃̊̓̚͘͜ͅͅw̸̡̧̧̡͓̙̪̺̱̘͈͙͇͓̖̼̫͈̦͕̳̯̼̠̙̟͚̩̭̭̠͈̩͖̤̪͓̟͉̦̫̬̾͋͋̄̈́̈́͌̽͆͆͊́̅̌̂̍̒̒̃̈̈́͊̌̔͝͝͝ͅǫ̷̨̢̰̗͍̭̮͇̱͚̤͖̹̝̩͇̗̬͔̟̮̼͓̲̤̰̙͎̙̪͇̯̹̥̝̖̮͎̹̺̣̍̊̓̊́̃̈́̅̏̚͜͜͝ͅn̸̡̢̛̛̛̟̫̭̙̗̗̥̹̈̊̃̉͒́̐̎̔̀̌̀̐̅͌͆͛̊͗̕͜͝ͅͅd̸̢̧̡̡̡̨̥̜̖̟̺̬̜̹̥̮̠̫̭̺͈̦̺̲͔̺̜̯̰̣̳͇̪̙͕̤͇͇̟̻̭͓̖̝̙̣̋͛͜ͅͅë̵̡̡̢̡̨̯̣̳̦͖̜̼̖̼̮̹̠̱̗̼̮̮͚͓̣͓̦̠̖̲̟͈͎͚͎̟̼͇̘͚̬̠̩̺͖̭͇̘̣̎̋͒͛̍̈́͗́́̈́͂͌̈́͑̑̑̑̊̿̍͛̚r̵̨̡̡̯̯̰͎͍̝̟̜͚͔̥̎͘ ̵̡̢͈͛̈́̋̌̽̓̊̿͑̚̕̕̕̚͝͝ͅw̷̢̨̧̨̨̡̞̞̖̱͉͔̜̝̰̤͖̭̺̲͉̰̻̤͔̻̙͕̟̺̭̭̮̐͐̏̓͜͝h̶̢̧̢̛̯̦͈̜͉̯̲͇͉͉͓̗̜̰̰̳̺̣̜͍͖̪̲͕̥̻̖̞̥̞̅̌̀̓̀́̒̓͌̉̈̋̏̅͌̍̋̇͆̅̈́͌̊̐̓̈́͋̑͛͘͝ą̶̛̛͚͈̹̱͕̓̒̈́̃̃͛͐̍̋͂̀͒̒͊̏̌̈́͗̂̍̓̅̂̋̾̈̈́̈̿̀̊̌̂͒̑̉͆̆̄͛͘͝͠͠͝͝ͅt̶̨̘̜̜͔̮͓͖̤̊͊̾̋̈́̓̊͌̌̈́͗̅͗̔̒̓̋͊̂̾̇̏̚̕̚̚͜͝ ̵̡̮̱͙̬͖̗̖̤̳͎̣͙̲̥͇͍͚̹͇̲͉̥̥͇̲͓̱̹͕̹̹̟͖͙̬̾̾̓͂́̏̐̎̂̉̈́͋̊̏͛̽̀̌̎̒̑̏̾̀̈́̋̓̏̓̊̓͊̅̐̒͘͘͘͘̚͝͝͝a̸̡̡̢͈̣͈͎̻̖̞̝͓͓̰͔̜̮͍̥̪̻͈̖̒̄̓̅̓̌͑͆̒͒̌̏̅͌̾͆̚͘͜͜͜͝ǹ̵̟̜̹̹͖́̅̿͊͛̈́ ̴̧̧̨̛̱̲̦̬̱̲̼̗͈̦̙͉͍̝͖͍͈̪͚̣͎̹̬̳̮̤͓͍̮̫̜̜̻̻̪͎̤̲͈̣̮͙̫͂̓͂̃̄̈́̈́̿́̊̽͋̅̀́̔͗̉̽̽͗͊̃̌̂͋̓̂̕̚͘͜͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅa̵̢̧̬̟̦͉̹̺̲̘͙̠̣͎͍͆́r̴̨̧̖̯͚͙̰̹͓͕̳̞̱͕̰̠̣̯͎̬̘̯̝̯͔̪̖̭͓̙̻̬͈̩̣͖̖̥̞͉̱̹̭̗̫̬̱̟̦̍͆̆͌̓̓̽̀̿̚̕͝ţ̴̨̢̨̛̬͕̺̼̮͉̥͕̱̘̗͙̙̭̲̜͖͍̻̟̝͍͓̠͇̥̮̯̦͓̙͉͍̼̫̗̪̰͚͈̝̺́́̂͆̿̃̔͛̂́̓͊̑͂͋̔͊͑͛͂͛͂́̆͊̓̾̍̑͗̀̄̑̀̀̈́́́̊̈̀́̂͘͘͘͜͜͠͝i̵̧̛̛͉̞̦͚͕͕̣̣̥̞̠̣̦͈͈͙̦͉̤̳̹̭̱̤̘̝̼̞͊̊̑̀̔͆̐̈̑̌͗̓́̈́͋̓̓͛͗̏̐̇͘̕͝͝ͅc̸̡̛̹̪͓̩͈̭̺̰͙̫̤͉͈̲̼͔̻̥̹̪̙̮̻̹͕̼̫̦͈̘̲̥̘͕͕̙̳̰̣̆̽̎̈́̔̇͛̓̾̇̃͐̄̉̏͆͆̉͐̄͂̓̀͜͜͜ͅļ̶̧̨̛̛͓̼̞̙̦͉̟͖̳̳̹̮̟̞͎̟̻̗͇̱̜̻͓̳̘̺̱̺̫̹͚̗͚̯̱͎̾̓̋͌̎̈́̈́̈́̀́̄͛̅̓̌̇̏͛̍͑̓̑̒̋̅͗̉͂̕͜͠͝͝͝ͅę̵̡̡̱͖̭̜͚̯̦̜̗̯̫̺͕̖͓̳̮̥̜̙̱̬̪͔̯̟̰̯̲̟̹͎͇̳̬̞̫̠̳̹̿́̾̐̄̇̏̈́̔̀̂̅̄͊́̈͌̉̈́̄̊̃̾̈́̔̑̀̅́̅̑̃́͒͛̏̄̋̊̈̂̃͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅ ̸̻̼̲̭̑̋̑̇̇̐ą̸̡̢̛̛͇̜̱̰̭̙̝͇̲̭͖̙̣̫͈̮̯̥͖̪̳͎̠̫͈̩̬̫͔͈̩͍͈̖̤̰͈̟̿̐̓͊͆͐́̋̓͑̌̆̐̑̔͛̃̂̅̐̄́̽̈́̃͋̾̉̏̊͋̔̈́̿͊̓͗̕̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅḇ̴̧͕͖͈͔͇͙̮͙̯̘͖̜͓́̂͊͋͐̎̚͜ͅǫ̸̧̨̡̗̳̲̗̺̖͙̮͖̯̹̯̞͖̳͈͙͎̫̠͕̭̹͖̈̉̉́̔͗͐̓̓̓̽͌͌̓͛̂̽́͐̈̈͌̽̌̓͘̕̕͘͠͝ͅu̵̘̎̅͌̐̇̏ţ̸̛̥͍̪̻̹̟̲͓̬̺̖̜̗̼͒̎̀͂̓̆̓͂̿̽̃̈́̾̃̃͑̽̉̓̓̄̿̌͂̈́̑̇̀͐͐̀̈́̓̃̑̅͐̈͛̋͂͘̚͜͝͝ ̶̨̧̨̺̭͍̦͔̣͚̳͈̻̣̰̟͔̯͍̥͔̘̻̳̜͔͕̜̹͇̜̩̥̺͕͓̫̥͚̳͔̃̇̋͜͜͜d̷̨̧̨͇̫̞̮͚̰̘̩̹̩̺̠̦̰͖̗̫͕̟̘̦̩̺͖̿̐̌̀͋̌́̀̉͂̔̂̉̐̆̾͊̄̅̑̏̋̈́͆͋͗́̌̅́̎͌̔̓͐̚̚̕͠ͅą̸̢̡̨̡̛̣̘̞͈̟̻͔̰̭̬͍̟̠͓̼̺̠̪̭͕̺̝̫͍͖̪͖̳͔͙̹́̌̊͊͒̅̈́͊͋̐͗̈́͂̽̑̓̒̽͛̏͌͌̓͑̀̍̀̿̑̾́̓̑́͆̚̚͜͠͝͠ţ̶̨̛̛̰͇̪̝̭̦̱̙͙̦̖̦̫̣͙͙̦̟̯̭̭̞̠̜́̌̓̍́͐̑̌͌͒͗̎̉̄̆̒͑̚̚͜ͅa̸̹͚̹̞͚̞̫͊́͒̀̅̈́̋̈̆̉̂̓̋͛̑̀̊̾̓̇̉́̈́̒̐̓̂̒̄͋̓͂̃̍̀́͗̌̈́͛͘̚͘͝͝͠͝͝ ̴̧̢̧̛̫̘͔͙̼̬͇͓̩̮͖̹̳̦̺̪̭̺͍̦̪̟̮̖̭̓͐̆̏͂̋̌̓̾́͗͘̚͘͜c̴̢̲͕̫̝̼͖͇̱̹͖̭͓̳̰̿̃͊͑̚ó̶̢̧̡̨̡̺̙̳̬͈̳̜̝̪͍̟͖͈̝͔͔̪̜̜̝̱͈̦̳̝̖̺̺͙̗͖͈̞̘̪͈̭͇̪̱͍͊̊͐̿́̈͛ͅr̸̡̨̛̙̩̝̟͙̣̹̜͙̺̥͔̞̖̟̬̖͉͚͇̩̬̲͎̖̥̖͙̮̀̑͒̉͑̀̌͑̂͊̊̏̓̔̍́̾̽͊̊͒̒̉͐̌͗͛͆̈́̃̃̚͜͝͠ͅͅr̵̨̡͔̗͔̲͙̙͉̼̰̥̼̲̖͓͎͛͑̓̾̈̄͗͗̉͋̏̈̋̐̍̋̉̍̂̂̀͆͋͘̕͠͝ú̴̫̆͊̇̽̍̆̍̃̀͆̐͐̈́̎͛͋̈̂̚͝p̴̨̨̧̧̙̰͕̩̯̪̥̘̭̘̠͔͇͉̬̭̣͖͕͙͖̠͕͈̤͓̥͚͉͂̀͑̂͊̌̅̂̿̂̀̔͆̉̿̌̇͌̌̀͗̋̓͋̐̇́̑̔͗̎͂̊̈̿͘͝͝ť̶̢̧̨͚̦͙̠̟͔͓̩̮̻̰̘̲̻̖̝̪̭̞͎̞͚͈͉̥̘̯̳̿̿̍́͛́͒̑͒̈́̃̿̀̀́͗̐̿́̓̚̚i̸̡̢̨̢̡̨̛̩̗̯̪̫̟͈̭̠̱͕͔͕̰͈̜͇̦̺̺̪̝̪̩͓͙̞̻̾̌̓͂̆̈́̈́͌͛́̊̑͒͂̈́̀̍̊̓́͊̇̀͊͊̋̅̎̀̐̚͠͝͝ͅǫ̷̢̬͕͚̦̥̣͇͍͎͇̟̮̖͎̝̲͉͔̪̮̬̖͈̠̟̠͔̌̆̈́͑̌͊̌̈́̉̔́̒͋̾̊̈̆̕͠ņ̸̣̏́͑̾͂͋̔̓̿͋̐̃́ ̶̧̩̮̣̣̞͔̱͓̙̹̯̩̻͚̮̝̼̠̦̜̗̝̥͎̭̝͓̈̔̓͛̆͌̏͗͋́̅͌̐̊̄͜͠ͅw̷̢̻̦̗̦̣̰̼͇̤͉̺͉̲̙̥̪̲͙̦̲̲̝̼̤̌̿̐͆̾̒̆̌̌̈́̔̊͊̾̀̋̎̿̽̊̂͑͛̿̂̊͛̏́̍̑̚̚̚̚͜͠ǫ̶̧̡̧̛̛̻̠̞̩̝̰̠̲̞͓̖̥̫̼̠͇̬̳͉͕̦̞͔̼̪̠̩̩̺̳͈̝̣̔̑̅̈̅͋̋̍̏̽̑̌͒̉̋́̅͌͛̒̀̌̋̍͑̃̂͘̕̚͘͜͝͝ų̴̢̨̥̙̯͚̗͇̗̖̳̜̼̥̙͔͈̻̯̭̩̖̱̺̊͆̋͋̇̈́̐̓̋̒̃̐̑̄̂͋̽̍̂͌̋̓̑̃̆͛̓̕̕̕͜͝͝͠͝l̵̡̨̙̻͔͉̠͎̣̣̰̦̺̮̥̝̤̰̱͈̩͕͖̭̬͊̊̈́͂̿̓́̃́̀̓͋͛̈́̊́̇͒̒́̿̊̔̌̌͂̔̐̍̈́͗̉͋̕͘̚͘̚͘̕͝͝͝ͅͅͅḑ̸̖̙̜̦̰̼̳̭͍̥̳̞̥͖̱͕̻̹̇̅̅͜͜ͅ ̵̧̬͙̲͚̺̣͔͉̔̄́͘̚l̸̨̢̨̤̮͖͙͎̲̬̪̖͔̥̮͔͔̟͖̣̰̩̱̪͓̯͓̤̦͐̀͆͛͂̀̽̃̒͋̈́̓̍̒̀̈́͂̎̽̄̓́̎͋̓͊̈́͂͊̐͑͒͗͑͂̕͘̕͜͝͝͠ͅo̴͕͎̟̜̺̜̙̱̭̜͎̖̘̟͕̳̭͎̞͉̲̖̹͇̻̹̣͂̆̀̎͊̇̊͛͑́̉͆̋̃́̆̕͜o̵̢̡͔̞̞͇̬͕͙͔͍̤̖̬͔͎̖̼̙̪͉̤̘͈͔̖̥͚̝̝̙̥̠̱̭̦͙̙͖̝̺͍̬̮̻̯̍̄̿͋̎̌͐͗̎̄̄̐́̀̍͊̄͑̅͑̈́͗̎̈́̿̒͘̚̚̕͘͝͝͠ͅͅk̴̨̫͈̬̗͊̏̏̒̍̐̀͂͑͗͑́̋̄̃͑̊̆̑̒͒̾͊̊͋͘͘͠ ̷̢̨̧̢̧̨̢̢̛͔͉̫͍͎͍̘̫͉̳̘̹̬̙̝͎͙̝̯̻͖̭̣̦͈͚̖̥̞̝̟͕̫̣͋̏͆̔͗͋̇͂͛͌̊̒̀͗̾̓͂̂̄͂̒͑̍̉̐̎͊̈̉͌͂̑̈́͋͘̕̚͝͝͝l̷̨̢̡̧̨̛̛͓͚̥̥̳̫̱͓̪̝̥̻̝͎̲̮͎͎͎̯͓̫͔̝͓̯͔̯̫̫̽̒̑̈́̔͌̂̒̈́̐̇́̓̆̽́̉̋̀̿̊͊̾͐͌̊̾͑̔̿̃̊̚̕͘̕͜͜͝͝ͅį̴̨̛̛̹͈͈̗̝̩̖̫̣̬̊̽̆͊̑̔̀̂̒́̀͑̓̏͐̀̀́́̀͊̿̚k̷̮̼̞̺̮̱̄͊̍̐̋͐̐̽͆̊̓̃͊̍̆̒̓̃͐͐̂̒̔̆̑̐̓̀̽̈́̀̃͘̚͘͘͜͝͝e̷̹͉̭̲̻̘̣̳̩̱͍̾͌̆̽͂́̑̒͑̿̀͛̒̆̉̊̚͝.̷̛͓̺̭̳̠̻̆͆͗̋̌̃̊͂̍̋͘̚͠.̴̛̛̙̮̗̺̒̔̎́͆͌̍̐̈̐̿̈́͗̓̎̃́̎̃̍̕͜͠͠͝.̸̢̨̛̛̪̲̹̞̖̭̹̭̫͍̠͎̞̱͔̝͓͎̺͉̻̹̫̯͕̥͕̼̠̱͔̖̯̮̱̯͆̅̑̀͌̑͛̐̂͛̋̋̎͐̌̚̕͘͝͝

  8. I LOVE the commitment to the dad joke. Doing just the title would be a chuckle, but doing the whole damn thing makes it hilarious. Don’t stop doin’ you! This is why we come here – it can’t all be serious all the time!

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