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Good Pics Are Hard To Find, And Hey, Remember The Time Jackie Chan Fought A Hovercraft With A Countach? Tales From The Slack

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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
2 months ago

WHOA! I love movies but can’t believe I’ve never seen Rumble in the Bronx…just watched the clip; that scene is so AWESOME!!!

“Psycho-Pathe”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Thank you for pointing out the “people=who”
I also see this in various kinds of other media, and it kinda drives me crazy since it sorta dehumanizes, which there’s already enough of that these days

PlatinumZJ
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PlatinumZJ
2 months ago

That relative pronouns one gets abused so often that I had started to think someone had changed the rules.

MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
2 months ago
Reply to  PlatinumZJ

Most people literally could care less, but those of us what do, care ALOT.

Last edited 2 months ago by MondialMatt
Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
2 months ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

I hope that caused you as much pain to type as it did me to read.

67 Oldsmobile
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67 Oldsmobile
2 months ago

I kind of like Jason’s blatant disregard for grammatical and other rules,makes things interesting,and I bet it bothers David.

SonOfLP500
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SonOfLP500
2 months ago

? People who drive SAABs know the answer
✓ People who drive know Miata is the answer

Eric W
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Eric W
2 months ago

What, no comments about how awesome that countach looked without doors or how cheesey the door rip off scene was? Thought we were car weirdos not grammar whatevers…

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
3 months ago

It’s rare for a Jackie Chan character to drive something other than a Mitsubishi since he had a product placement deal with them. I guess if the director wants a Countach, a Starion isn’t really a close enough substitute.

Last edited 3 months ago by Nlpnt
1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
2 months ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

Well originally it was a Mitsubishi but the CVT on all the cars broke

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
3 months ago

I remember enjoying that movie, but it doesn’t hold up, does it.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
2 months ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

Not all movies have to be perfect. Look at the worlds best movie History of the World Part 1

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
2 months ago

I’m not looking for perfection, but it’s a rare thing find a movie or show that still hits like it did when new.

Thousand dollar car, ain't worth a darn
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Thousand dollar car, ain't worth a darn
3 months ago

Say, aren’t you worried about the estate of the artist formerly known as coming after you because of the images in this article? Or, because this is a members-only post, are you hoping that the Venn diagram between Autopian members and litigious estate staff is the null set?

Nary an airbag in that Jackie Chan 1995 film!

Last edited 3 months ago by Thousand dollar car, ain't worth a darn
Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
3 months ago

I suppose that pulling down the pic, or replacing it with one of Torch photoshopped into a purple suit, would only prove the point and be much less of an embarrassment than changing a topshot, so it’s not the cost of proving fair use but the cost of compliance with a theoretical initial cease and desist that is much lower.

Lotsofchops
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Lotsofchops
3 months ago

The that/who rule is one that only the strictest of English nerds would notice. Colloquial speech drives the rules, not vice versa imo. If that’s the way people generally use it, then it is right.*
*exceptions include: using “literally” when not literal, and those pesky Germans calling a 4-door car a “coupe”. These are issues of definition, not grammar, so not the same case. The guy whomst’ve made the “who” rule is a “that guy.”

Last edited 3 months ago by Lotsofchops
Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
3 months ago

I gave an involuntary snort laugh at “my friend’s what’s into Volgas” is someone that knows all the rules and chooses ~violence~ to break them

P.S.. your comments should be markdown, emperor of all formats, even on mobile.

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
3 months ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

Sounds too British. “Is friend who’s into Volgas” works better. “My friend what’s into Austin Allegros” is also acceptable.

Tong Thrower
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Tong Thrower
3 months ago

My friend Who’s into Tardis’ …Tardises … Tardim? He’s a Golgafrinchan. I mean a Galileean. I mean a Gallifrey. An.

A. Barth
A. Barth
3 months ago

I don’t know why, but the asterisk somehow makes it extra funny.

I’m assuming that’s a Kurt Vonnegut reference but Jason can explain it to you.

Apropos of that him, here is a Jackie Chan scene from a film called City Hunter; a fan of old video games should love it. 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbnQBCTSiA

(Apologies for the Cantonese audio; I’m not sure if there is one in Mandarin on YT.)

Dylan
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Dylan
2 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Just don’t explain the reference to DT.

Dodsworth
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Dodsworth
3 months ago

“You tore the doors off my Countach!”
“No. I fixed it.”

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
2 months ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

My dad is a TV repairman, he has an excellent set of tools I can fix it

SlowCarFast
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SlowCarFast
2 months ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

“It’s a Jeep thing.”

Jdoubledub
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Jdoubledub
3 months ago

TIL about relative pronouns on my auto blog site.

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
3 months ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

Wait until you hear about restrictive vs non.

Restrictive == no commas

My friend who’s into cars likes the Countach. I.e. I have more than one friend, and I’m specifying which one (the one into cars, not the one into trains)

Nonrestrictive == commas

My friend, who’s into cars, likes the countach. I.e. I only have one friend and s/he likes cars. Or I’m just throwing in a little specification that’s germane to the conversation.

Last edited 3 months ago by CR-V Oswald
DNF
DNF
2 months ago
Reply to  CR-V Oswald

Where do we stand on reduction?

CR-V Oswald
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CR-V Oswald
2 months ago
Reply to  DNF

Surgical or thermal?

DNF
DNF
2 months ago
Reply to  CR-V Oswald

Phonetic

Last edited 2 months ago by DNF
10001010
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10001010
3 months ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

I have learned about it but I’m pretty sure I’m going to resist using it.

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
3 months ago

Feeling kind of targeted by that Captcha nonsense.

DNF
DNF
2 months ago

I recommend performing to wage on captcha

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