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Choose Your Cheap Daily Driver In This Tough Car Market: Fake Toyota, Stickshift Focus, Unkillable Camry, or Boxy Volvo?

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Welcome back to Shitbox Showdown, the game where every car may as well be made up and the votes don’t matter. We’ve spent the week looking for a dirt-cheap drivable-as-is beater in four cities, and now it’s time to choose the least of four evils. But first we need to see who our Stumptown champion was:

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Looks like our be-stickered, branded-title, B230-powered Volvo 240 has the win. The all-wheel-drive Subaru Outback may be a bit more sure-footed up around Mount Hood, but the Volvo will carry you to Fred’s Sound of Music to pick up your refurbished vintage Technics turntable in more style.

So now, as is our custom on Fridays, let’s recap our four winners, and I’ll have my say on them.

 

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Chicago – 2002 Chevy Prizm – $1,175

Let’s face it: there were no good choices here. I expected to find a bunch of good old half-dead GM and Ford iron in Chicago, but nearly every ad I clicked said “does not run” or “needs work” or something. All I could come up with that actually ran was a rusty-ass Mazda and this little cockroach.

As I have stated, I own the Toyota version of this car, a generation older, and I wouldn’t part with it for any less than David would take for his Mustang. But that’s not because I want it; it’s because I need it. I need a car I can count on but disregard, especially where I have to park for my day job. I drove my prized MGB GT to work once, and spent all day peeking out the window checking on it.

The best beaters are the ones you love for what they do, but don’t like for what they are. The sort of car that’s perpetually a quart low on oil, hasn’t been washed in at least a couple years, has a replacement value equal to a medium-priced sofa, and a sentimental value of precisely zero. And for that use, the Corolla/Prizm is ideally suited.

 

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Los Angeles – 2000 Ford Focus ZX3 – $1,500

Out of all four cars here, this is the one I could most see myself buying. I cut my teeth on little zippy stickshift front-wheel-drive cars, and they’re still just about my favorite thing to drive. And I have always liked the looks of the first-gen Focus hatch. I even owned one,when I lived in LA, except mine was yellow and an automatic (sad trombone noise).

I paid too much for it, and got too little for it when I sold it, and that left a bad taste in my mouth for car payments; I swore off car loans when we moved to Oregon, and I have only bought cars for cash since. But I remember thinking when I sold my Focus that it would make someone a great $2,000 beater in ten years or so. And it looks like I was right.

 

Minneapolis/St Paul – 1996 Toyota Camry – $999

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Uff da. This thing. I mean, yeah, it fits into the same category as the Prizm: just some reliable clunker you can ignore while you lavish your attention on more worthy vehicles. It’s a piece of junk with a remarkably long half-life. At least you know nobody is going to steal it.

 

Portland – 1986 Volvo 240DL – $1,500

Now this, I like. I don’t know what it is about these old square Volvos, but they have an earnest charm about them that’s hard to deny. It appeals to my “form follows function” nature; it is exactly the shape and size it needs to be to be the best car it is capable of being. Honestly, modern car designers could do worse than study Jan Wilsgaard at Volvo (and Bruno Sacco at Mercedes, for that matter). I’ve come very close to buying a Volvo 240 or 740 a few times now, but some other car always comes along and I buy that instead. Maybe someday, before it’s too late and they all end up on Bring A Trailer for absurd amounts, I should take the plunge. Make mine a manual, though.

So that’s our show for the week, folks; hope you enjoyed it. Next week, we’ll move on from cheap daily-drivers and take a good look at some of the weasel-words sellers use to describe a car that doesn’t run: “It only needs,” “great potential/future classic,” “mechanic’s special,” and everyone’s favorite, “ran when parked.” Don’t miss it.

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Anti Autopian
Anti Autopian
1 year ago

I like the Camry for the “unkillable feature”. But I’d probably go with the Focus. Only because I can personally attest that they are survivable in a bad situation (stop reading now or get the story).

A lady pulled out in front of me (and my wife and 2 kids) on a 6-lane divided state highway. I T-Boned her at 50 mph. Hit her right at the driver door/panel junction. Totaled the Focus, but we all walked away. A side note, air bags taste like shit.

Joe H
Joe H
1 year ago

I want to take the Volvo, but I think the right answer is the Prizm.

Justin Short
Justin Short
1 year ago

Volvo, followed by the Focus, although any of them are good enough for beaters.
Thanks Mark, good choices, good times.

Donald Petersen
Donald Petersen
1 year ago

Focus. The Volvo would require too much effort to make it fun, so it’d just be a snooze until something breaks, and then the parts will either be expensive and/or hard to find. That Focus would be reasonably fun to drive, and I’d care about it about as much as if it were a Bic lighter. When it stops lighting my fire effortlessly, I throw it away.

JohnTaurus
JohnTaurus
1 year ago

I voted for the Focus, despite not loving my SVT that I sold recently. It would still make a decent beater in non-interference Zetec form. The Volvo was a close second for me.

Agreed with other commenters on the seating position in the Focus in particular. Didnt feel so bad in a 2012 Fiesta I drove, and I quite like it in my mom’s 2012 Taurus, but I never felt truly comfortable in the Focus. Better than several other compact cars, but still not ideal.

chad Face
chad Face
1 year ago

I voted focus but I’m not happy about it. I loathe the styling but the other options are rust, more rust, and rebuilt title. Also, I usually go stick shift for a beater since, in my mind at least, they are more reliable. Clutches ain’t that hard to replace…

Sklooner
Sklooner
1 year ago

Had to go with the Volvo- oddly one of the few I haven’t owned had a 122, 144 740 850 v70 s60 v50 and a v90 but no classic brick

Justin Short
Justin Short
1 year ago
Reply to  Sklooner

If you had a 144 then you would definitely be right at home in the 244! A little more power, but that old familiar feel, minus the hand choke.

Anti Autopian
Anti Autopian
1 year ago
Reply to  Sklooner

I’m curious. As a multi-Volvo owner, what’s your take on the recent S-60 bricking fiasco?

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
1 year ago

The Prizm is the best one. It’s a Toyota like the Camry, but it is newer, gets better mpg, and has a timing chain instead of a stupid timing belt (even though the Camry is non-interference, I’d still rather have a chain than a belt doing the timing)

Also, the Prizm is not a fake Toyota. It’s a real Toyota.

The Toyota Cavalier is a fake Toyota.

Ford has too many weird problems with the Focus, and it’s only 2 doors too.

Stephen Bierce
Stephen Bierce
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogisbadob

I own a ’01 Prizm and that red one is a little nicer than the one I’ve got.
In fact, I’m really unhappy that I have to sell off mine because I’m moving to a state that requires technical inspections and my car has too many problems to fix–so many that the cost to fix them all exceeds the resale value. I’ve driven mine more than 170,000 miles and still like it as much today as I did the day I bought it.

SteamTroller45
SteamTroller45
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogisbadob

Exactly. It’s a Corolla with a bowtie, and you can’t kill it. I had a 98 Corolla for my first car and could pull anything I needed from LKQ back when them and the Prizm were everywhere. Heck, if I’d had known more I would have dropped in a manual when my rear main seal started leaking. Instead, I took the easy way out and bought a manual tC.
Then again, I grew up riding around in a 5th gen Nova, which was the original GM-Toyota crossover, and am still obsessed with the 5 speed Pontiac Vibe (Toyota Matrix).
Also, what idiot let Toyota sell a Cavalier with a TRD trim?

Stacks
Stacks
1 year ago

I’ve never owned an automatic in my life, and I totally agree about zippy little FWD manual cars, but that Volvo is the only one with any character. That is one handsome beast, yet shabby enough I wouldn’t worry too much about scratching it up a little scraping off all those stickers.

Jim Shaffer
Jim Shaffer
1 year ago

All of these cars make great gravel road pseudo rally tools. I’m leaning to the Focus, because A they make very good “race” cars. I actually like the weird looks. And this is a very easy FWD car to convert to RWD when it eventually reaches it’s sell-by date and you want to really whoop on it.

But I’m going Volvo. It’s basically everything the Focus is, and could ever be. The auto is a turn off, but when the transmission eventually dies, it’s a really easy swap to manual.
And anyone thinking of making an offroad car. RWD is always better.

Dead Elvis Inc.
Dead Elvis Inc.
1 year ago
Reply to  Jim Shaffer

The AW70/71 is really well-matched to the redblock (certainly better than the M46/M47 manual transmissions, not to mention way more durable). If you’ve driven one that shifted like shit, most likely it was due to the kickdown cable never having been adjusted.

Change out the stock “M” camshaft for something else like an “A” or IPD’s VX & an adjustable cam gear, and that changes the game.

Paul Kett
Paul Kett
1 year ago

I haven’t owned a shitbox for 35 years but if I did I bet it would make me feel young again.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 year ago

If the premise here is to join the shitbox/beater lifestyle, then I would have to rule out the Volvo. I’d be too temped to lavish some attention on it.

I guess that would make it the Focus then. I’d imagine it’s a bit easier to live in a hatchback if I had to. Besides, I’m too old to learn how to drive an automatic.

Stig's Cousin
Stig's Cousin
1 year ago

As much as I love the Volvo, I have to vote for the Camry. It is a Toyota with a three digit price tag that is neither stolen nor currently on fire. I don’t know how you can beat that in 2022.

J Edgar
J Edgar
1 year ago

I voted for the Volvo, but if I were going to join the flying box club (as a Saab guy this seems a bit treasonous), it would have to be a MT wagon. There’s a great one on Eugene CL that is tempting me to take a drive down tomorrow.

Last summer I was driving my 1980 900 Turbo 5 door to the coast on my favorite coastal range road and I found myself in front of a pack of classic Volvo guys in some really fantastic cars. When we got to Pacific City they pulled into the gas station after me and we talked Swedish cars for a while. That would be the perk of getting the Volvo for me. The little enthusiast communities that love certain cars are the best part of this hobby, and the Volvo crowd won me over that day.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago
Reply to  J Edgar

Agreed, and there are some really great acvite communities here in Portland. The Volvo community, as mentioned, but there’s also a HUGE Alfa Romeo club, a massive Land Rover contingent, and I’m a member of one of three MG clubs here in town. And old oddball car folks tend to be good folks, in my experience. Kinda have to be; you never know when you’ll have to depend on the kindness of like-minded strangers.

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
1 year ago

Volvo. It may be slow but at least it’s comfortable. Nothing like a rolling couch when slogging through traffic.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
1 year ago

On a side note, can you guys make external links open in a new tab?

chad Face
chad Face
1 year ago

This

Dead Elvis Inc.
Dead Elvis Inc.
1 year ago

Excellent suggestion!

Anti Autopian
Anti Autopian
1 year ago

I know you know this, but I have to say it. You can do this yourself with only one extra click.

TheCrank
TheCrank
1 year ago

I went Focus, because at least I get to row my own gears. I dated someone with a Volvo 240, it was a perfectly fine car that rated a zero on the fun scale. It just was.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago

I chose the Focus, as I want a beater to Rallycross with, and being a stick I can flat-tow it to the track.

05LGT
05LGT
1 year ago

I wouldn’t be able to leave the Volvo alone, the ergonomic assaults of small ford’s on their occupants … I ended up with a choice between fake and unkillable. The Camry is the one I could put up with and use nearly forever without liking it so much I had to improve it.

Mall Explorer
Mall Explorer
1 year ago

I’ve owned two of these and driven the rest extensively. My actual money paid for the stick shift Focus new. So that’s where I would land.

For a functional beater for a regular person, the Chevy is the best deal. Newest car with the electronics and accessories least likely to fail due to age yet. FWD for the snow. Best mileage. Parts availability of a Toyota Corolla, priced like a Chevy Cavalier. Snooooozefest but that’s not what this is for.

The Camry might seem nice, but at that age everything is failing around the unkillable engine.

The Volvo is a fun basis for an 80s sleeper hot rod where your local regulations permit, but bone stock it’s slow and boring and poor handling. Fun anecdote: I snapped the throttle cable on mine once asking it to work too hard up a hill.

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
1 year ago

If we’re talking about an A-to-B daily, the best deal for headache free ownership is the Chevy. The stealthiest of stealth wealth, Jim Cramer style.

But the kid in me wants the Volvo, because I can only drive what I’m capable of drawing. 3 box lyfe.

These days, the hardest decision is usually the correct one. And that’s the Prizm.

Fiji ST
Fiji ST
1 year ago

Stick shift Focus. Row your own gears and there should be no rust being a Cali car.

CatMan
CatMan
1 year ago
Reply to  Fiji ST

My thinking exactly

David Fernandez
David Fernandez
1 year ago

Volvo all the way

HeyCharger
HeyCharger
1 year ago

I’m guessing this article was supposed the have Mark in the byline and not DT?

I’m on team Volvo for this one, as I’ve driven examples of the other cars on the list and for ergonomic reasons I can’t stand FWD Fords of the 90s through to present-day. Seating position feels like I’m driving a bus, indicator on the wrong side for an RHD car that was likely designed in the UK and the shifter and clutch never felt great in these to me either.

The Toyotas are great cars, but again they never felt that great to drive for me.

Volvo being RWD and a half decent platform for an engine swap – see the Street Machine YouTube channel’s 1JZ-swapped Trolvo for example.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  HeyCharger

Dangit, I did it again! Mark is going to KILL ME.

Agreed on the Volvo. It’s just go so much soul.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Yes, as I know you would have a MGB GT lol

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Whoops, you must have fixed it before I saw. It’s OK; we all know you wouldn’t know a vintage Technics turntable if it bit you.

Acrimonious Mofo
Acrimonious Mofo
1 year ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

Eh, he might if it were rusty enough.

Philip Dunlop
Philip Dunlop
1 year ago
Reply to  HeyCharger

Not a Ford fan, and totally take your meaning on the seating position (there is just SO MUCH centre console). I’m not particularly tall but never found the Focus comfortable. However, I always thought the clutch and shift to be really nice on them. Okay, I only drove one a couple of times during driving lessons (and it was the mk2) and all I had to compare it against at the time was a VW Polo, which had an extremely heavy clutch with an unforgiving bite point, or my brother in law’s Mini One, whose left pedal required I have double jointed legs that bent the wrong way, but did have a really nice shift throw. The Focus was kinda all things to all people in manual form.

They seem to eat clutches for breakfast, though, on purely anecdotal experience with my wife’s old one.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago

Tough choice here as all have their benefits. The Focus won due to what I see a beater for. Commuter/backup car.

This is not what I put anyone I like in, I will take the risk.

Josh Jones
Josh Jones
1 year ago
Reply to  Arrest-me Red

So long as you check the fluids regularly, and don’t let it overheat they’ll run forever, though. I put over 200k very hard miles on mine delivering Pizza on salt-coated roads. Then my dad took it out and left it “warm up” without knowing the fan didn’t work and overheated it… (long story, but it got taken in for scrap before I even knew about this so I couldn’t save it 🙁 )

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago
Reply to  Josh Jones

I agree the car is a safe enough for me to tool around in. I would not put my kid in that if I had a choice. Last thing I want is a break down with no cell service while a 13 year old pouts in the seat.

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